"So what do you G.o.ds and G.o.ddesses want?" Mu asked the hundreds of divine in front of him."Well first we want some respect I don"t work my a.s.s off all day to be treated like this," One of the G.o.ddesses in the back said.
"Silence!" The giant man yelled knocking down a few trees.
"We need you to pledge yourself to one of us if you want to walk on this land." The giant man said accentuating every word with a bodybuilder pose.
"And I f I don"t want to what will happen," Mu asked the man while sitting down.
"Well then we won"t allow you to be in this kingdom," After the giant man said this all the G.o.ds transformed into a debatably copyright infringing Power Rangers.
"Is this supposed to scare me you know I"m stronger than you," Mu said looking at the cosplaying G.o.ds.
"We know but it is our solemn duty to keep this land holy and full of faith filled people," the giant man said.
Mu thought for a bit until he finally said"Well I"m not gonna pledge to any of you, are you guys maybe hiring I could just become a divine."
The G.o.ds and G.o.ddesses looked at each other and talked before they finally decided.
The giant man walked up to Mu and said," Alright your hired but the only divinities left are these."
The giant man handed Mu a piece of paper with a list of available divinities.
AVAILABLE DIVINITIES
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CORN
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"There"s only corn left," Mu said to the man.
All the G.o.ds started laughing but after they were done the giant man explained the corn divinity to him.
"Well it wasn"t supposed to exist but the G.o.ddess of Agriculture hates that crop so much she gave up a piece of her divinity, just so she doesn"t have to oversee it."
Mu thought for a bit and decided that corn was pretty bada.s.s so why not.
The ceremony wasn"t that elaborate al the G.o.ds and G.o.ddesses just cut their palms and Mu had to drink it all.
;)oh G.o.d that looks disgusting.
"Hey watch it with that language I"m technically a G.o.d now," Mu thought to the voice.
;)Yea of corn.
"I wonder what power it gave me," Mu thought to the voice.
;)Nothing you couldn"t have given yourself.
Mu looked himself up and down and noticed that the only difference was he now had abs.
"Nice," Mu thought to himself while touching them.
In another part of the universe nothing at all was going on.