The mob rushed towards Mu with hunger and greed flashing in their eyes.;)Do they want a monopoly on corn?
Right before they reached Mu however they crashed into an invisible barrier halting their progress.
Mu looked up and screamed in a demonic voice,"Single f.u.c.king File!"
All the people stopped scared out of their minds and unconsciously moved their shaking p.i.s.s soaked legs into a single file line.
;)You didn"t have to scare them.
"I just wanted to test out this new ability I gave myself," Mu thought to the voice while doing imaginary puppy dog eyes.
;)Alright whatever..what"s it called?
"Cafeteria lady voice," Mu thought to the voice as the first person came up to him.
The starving and scared man walked up to Mu and outstretched his hands.
Mu put 10 stalks of corn into his arms and handed him a bag of seeds which were guaranteed to grow.
Mu explained the seeds to the man and sent him on his way.
;)Why didn"t you recruit him?
"Because he wouldn"t have been a good follower," Mu kept handing out stalks and seeds and sending people on their way.
Except sometimes Mu would stop someone and tell them he was the G.o.d of Corn and that he would be willing to accept them into his church.
;)Alright you can"t just not explain this how do you know some people will be or won"t be a good follower.
"Isn"t it obvious...alright listen I"m looking into their minds and checking out their personality if it"s good then I ask them if they want to join," Mu thought to the voice while still handing out food and seeds.
;)Well...I guess that makes sense one thing though.
"What?" Mu thought to the voice.
;)You have all of these followers but no High Priest or Priestess also isn"t that an invasion of privacy.
"Oh s.h.i.t your right who"s gonna do my job for me," Mu thought to the voice ignoring the other complaint.
;)Well there"s no need to be an a.s.shole about it.
"Huh what do you mean I really do want somebody to do my job for me this s.h.i.t is boring," Mu thought to the voice.
;)Then why are we here?
"I thought it would be fun and now I"ve seen obvious abuse and now I can"t leave without doing something about it," Mu thought to the voice while sighing.
;)What do you think your a hero you could leave anytime you want.
"Yeah but it would weigh on my conscious," Mu thought to the voice.
Mu was looking into the mind of the last person and saw something that shocked him to his core.
Inside the mind of this person was pure good, no hate, no envy, and the best of them all corn.
"You"re perfect," Mu said while looking at the person before him.
It was a 12 year old kid who looked pure evil he had coal black eyes, pale skin, and a cold as ice smile.
But Mu had seen into the kids mind and knew he was good so he tried to recruit him.
Usually churches and children aren"t a good match but Mu had actually only chosen good people to be apart of his.
"How would you like to be my high priest," Mu said to the kid.
The kid looked up stunned and asked Mu," Are you a G.o.d sir."
"I"m the G.o.d of Corn kid," Mu said while striking a pose.
The kid looked extremely excited,"Really sir I..I love corn."
"What"s your name kid?" Mu asked the child.
The kid immediately said,"Cornelius Cornfall."
;)Honestly this is so unrealistic who would name their kid..
Mu intercepted the abysses dialogue and said," Shut up I don"t care,he"s perfect."
;)Don"t say that about a kid.
"I mean as a high priest," Mu thought to the voice realizing how he sounded.
;)Sure.
Cornelius was the last person in line so they stood there for hours while he thought about the offer.
Cornelius looked at Mu with steely determination in his black eyes and said," Alright I"m in."