Mu woke up an unknown amount of time later staring up at the night sky.He felt something rough poking his back and then a sudden coldness.
When Mu got the nerve he looked down and was shocked not by what he saw but by what he didn"t see.
He had no clothes on..his shirt was gone, pants gone, socks gone, shoes gone, and most importantly underwear...gone.
;)Haha...you could always form new ones..except that would mean you lose the bet.
"Shut the f.u.c.k up! I probably have another pair in my pocket dimension," Mu thought to the voice while shivering.
;)Ahhh but wouldn"t that be using your power.
"What..no I"m just using an item," Mu thought to the voice.
;)Alright but it"s just gonna make you more depressed.
Mu rolled his eyes at the voice and entered into his pocket dimension anyways.
Mu looked around for the things he believed he put in here but all he could see was the grey nothingness he had made this place to be.
;)YOU FORGOT TO PUT s.h.i.t IN HERE!
While the abyss was laughing at Mu, he just sighed and came to the realization that,"At least I can sleep in here."
;)Yea but you"ll still be naked the next morning.
Mu didn"t hear the voice cause he had curled up into a ball and was humming "Soul Fight" by "The Revivalists".
Mu woke up in that grey void still naked and very much afraid not only of losing the bet but also for a specific part of his anatomy.
Mu left the pocket dimension and walked into the Capital of Alben"s Thiefdom.
;)With his hands cupped around his member thinking that would protect it against the elements.
(With the abyss being an overwhelming a.s.shole today he will now be shut from further dialogue for the rest of the chapter)
;)What..this is bulls.h.i.t
(Did I stutter)
;)*Sigh*..No
Mu was walking around the city avoiding anybody and everybody while thinking about a solution to his problem.
After thinking for a while Mu had finally formulated a plan.
Walking up to a ruined building Mu pulled out a fist sized rock that he believed he could do some damage with.
"Man I wish I hadn"t burned my cane," Mu thought, although he realized it would have most likely been stolen by the sock bandits.
Mu kept stalking around the city until he found somebody in pants.
This was normally a hard find as the pants market was very monopolized and most of them were owned by one man.
However, *Insert Gender Here* Luck smiled down on Mu that day because he found a pants wearer in about 20 minutes.
Mu jumped down behind the guy and yelled at him,"STOP! I have a rock and I"m not afraid to use it!"
The man turned around while clicking his tongue and said,"Well I gotta say.."
But he stopped mid sentence when he saw Mu.
A look of disappointment washed over the guys face before he said," G.o.dd.a.m.nit another nude...honestly you guys are all the same."
Mu looked confused while 5 guys appeared around him the pants wearer sighed before saying," You obviously have nothing to offer me so I"m just gonna have my guys beat you up and throw you in the hole."
Before Mu could say anything all five of the guys rushed at him.
They obviously won but one good thing did come out of this. Mu was able to copy some of their fighting techniques.
But a beaten and battered Mu couldn"t fight right now so he allowed the goons to carry him to the hole.
All the while regretting making that bet with the abyss.
;)Hey your not gonna nerf Mu are you?
(Didn"t I say no more dialogue..and no I love Mu being overpowered as s.h.i.t i just thought this would be fun. So don"t worry those goons will get their a.s.ses kicked within at most 2 chapters)
;)Alright..good.