"I"m the great hero of the golden age who are you!" *Insert Generic Name Here* screamed pointing his finger at Mu. "Just a bard." Mu said trying to look as cool as possible. "Exactly! I have the legendary G.o.d Slaying Dragon King Demon Killer G.o.ddess Champion Emperor King Hero Cla.s.s and you say I will be dropped!" "I slay villages like this for breakfast whenever my Goth Dragon Princess harem doesn"t talk me out of it." *Insert Generic Name Here* said while holding his head high. "Doesn"t that make you worse than whatever demon lord you are going to kill." Mu said stating the obvious. "No because I feel bad about all the people I kill." *Insert Generic Name Here* (who"s name is Archangel Solomon the Third Immortal of Elements) said. "Ok well no need to slay this town okay just eat your soup and listen to me sing." Mu said trying to calm the "Hero" down. *Insert Generic Name Here* then puffed out his chest and said," Hmm very well then let"s here the trash sing." Mu walked back up to stage and kept thinking about the worst way to humiliate the "Hero". Then Mu had a bright idea," What if I just imbue my words with my power." Mu thought.;) Not possible you must sing to give anything power even if it is one word
"Okay... hey wait your back." Mu thought getting confused.
;) Nope
"f.u.c.king piece of s.h.i.t." Mu thought but he had already arrived at the center of the stage and had a brilliant plan. Mu created a beat with his feat and then said one word directing all the power behind it to *Insert Generic Name Here* ,"FEAR!!" Mu screamed looking * Insert Generic Name Here* in the eye. The effect was immediate *Insert Generic Name Here* fell off his chair, turned pale, p.i.s.sed his pants, and then pa.s.sed out (in that order). "Somebody carry him out please." Mu said hoping to get back to the show. "Yes sir," The Innkeeper said suddenly remembering he was S-ranked. He then snapped his fingers and one of his bouncers came over and tried to lift him up but couldn"t. "Sir this guy must way at least 420 tons." The Bouncer said. "Well then just leave him there, and let"s move on he"s not the only hero in the world." The Innkeeper sighed wondering how much money he had just missed out on. Mu then continued the show and heroes came and went spending thousands of gold coins. Mu crashed out in his room some of the heroes had also gotten rooms but they were out chasing away a.s.sa.s.sins who had sneaked in to try to kill them. The Innkeeper said it happens all the time and n.o.body can stop it so he gave up years ago. Mu slipped peacefully into his first sleep in a new world.