Plagiarism In Another World

Chapter 8

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Mu walked out of the bard"s guild overstuffed with basic survival gear including flint and steel, a tent, the pokey thing you roast food on, and The Receptionist home address... wait what. So after Mu burned the home address note he walked up to a villager and asked them where a map shop is. He got directed towards the north side of town to a ramshackle little hut. Mu walked in and saw a man behind a counter sleeping. "*Cough* um sir." The mans eyes suddenly flew open,"Ah the Spanish Inquisition." Mu looked perplexed,"What? I"m just here to buy a map to the Capital." The man looked at him and sighed,"Thank G.o.d those b.a.s.t.a.r.ds are everywhere." The man rummaged around under his counter and came back up with a dusty map. "Best map I got right here tell you whatever you want to know where something is... wait that"s not right.. it..will..tell you where whatever it is is." Mu looked at it and said," Ok how much." The man looked at him and said," 9 silver." "Can you split a gold coin?" Mu said feeling like one of those d.a.m.n heroes but it was all he had. "Do I look like I can split a gold." The man said waving his hand around his store. "No sir just take the whole thing." Mu said handing over the gold and taking the map. Mu looked at the map and saw that the road to the Capital was actually kind of small just about two middle fingers west (He never learned how to read a map). Mu headed out the west gate and traveled for an entire day before he realized he didn"t get any food. Mu started wondering how to get food,"Ok I don"t know how to skin an animal so I have to eat plants but how to know if they are poisonous?" Then Mu had an idea he could just rob the next person coming down the road they won"t even remember. As the old saying goes with great power comes an easier life at the expense of others. So Mu waited and waited then he finally saw it. An entire caravan full of people guarded heavily but that"s no worry. Mu walked out and waited for them to reach him then he started singing "The Highwayman by The Highwaymen". The entire caravan stopped and acted like they were in a trance. Experiencing multiple life"s for exactly 3 minutes and 10 seconds while this was happening. Mu had located there food wagon and started stealing enough to hold him over for the entire ride then he ran away. Mu kept walking for two more days until he realized the Capital wasn"t as close as he thought but he kept moving. Until he got hit over the head by...a coconut? Then he saw a monkey laughing up in the trees, "I knew this would happen it was just a matter of when." Mu started cursing because of this G.o.dd.a.m.n cliche," Everyone let"s you go you d.a.m.n monkey but not me your dead meat now." Mu then did the same thing he did to *Insert Name Here* and the monkey fell out of the tree frozen in fear. "Haha your day of reckoning has come cliche monkey." Mu then found the coconut that it used against him and threw it so hard at its face that it shattered the monkeys jaw and knocked it out. "No more laughing for you," Mu said in his deepest voice.3 days of nothing later Mu arrived in the Capital.

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