JEAN. Sure, I did. They were in the stable-yard one evening, and the young lady was training him, as she called it. Do you know what that meant? She made him leap over her horse-whip the way you teach a dog to jump. Twice he jumped and got a cut each time. The third time he took the whip out of her hand and broke it into a thousand bits. And then he got out.
CHRISTINE. So that"s the way it happened! You don"t say!
JEAN. Yes, that"s how that thing happened. Well, Christine, what have you got that"s tasty?
CHRISTINE. [Serves from the pan and puts the plate before Jean] Oh, just some kidney which I cut out of the veal roast.
JEAN. [Smelling the food] Fine! That"s my great _delice_. [Feeling the plate] But you might have warmed the plate.
CHRISTINE. Well, if you ain"t harder to please than the count himself! [Pulls his hair playfully.]
JEAN. [Irritated] Don"t pull my hair! You know how sensitive I am.
CHRISTINE. Well, well, it was nothing but a love pull, you know.
[JEAN eats.]
[CHRISTINE opens a bottle of beer.]
JEAN. Beer-on Midsummer Eve? No, thank you! Then I have something better myself. [Opens a table-drawer and takes out a bottle of claret with yellow cap] Yellow seal, mind you! Give me a gla.s.s?-and you use those with stems when you drink it _pure_.
CHRISTINE. [Returns to the stove and puts a small pan on the fire]
Heaven preserve her that gets you for a husband, Mr. Finicky!
JEAN. Oh, rot! You"d be glad enough to get a smart fellow like me.
And I guess it hasn"t hurt you that they call me your beau.
[Tasting the wine] Good! Pretty good! Just a tiny bit too cold. [He warms the gla.s.s with his hand.] We got this at Dijon. It cost us four francs per litre, not counting the bottle. And there was the duty besides. What is it you"re cooking--with that infernal smell?
CHRISTINE. Oh, it"s some deviltry the young lady is going to give Diana.
JEAN. You should choose your words with more care, Christine. But why should you be cooking for a b.i.t.c.h on a holiday eve like this?
Is she sick?
CHRISTINE. Ye-es, she is sick. She"s been running around with the gate-keeper"s pug--and now"s there"s trouble--and the young lady just won"t hear of it.
JEAN. The young lady is too stuck up in some ways and not proud enough in others--just as was the countess while she lived. She was most at home in the kitchen and among the cows, but she would never drive with only one horse. She wore her cuffs till they were dirty, but she had to have cuff b.u.t.tons with a coronet on them. And speaking of the young lady, she doesn"t take proper care of herself and her person. I might even say that she"s lacking in refinement.
Just now, when she was dancing in the barn, she pulled the gamekeeper away from Anna and asked him herself to come and dance with her. We wouldn"t act in that way. But that"s just how it is: when upper-cla.s.s people want to demean themselves, then they grow?- mean! But she"s splendid! Magnificent! Oh, such shoulders! And--and so on!
CHRISTINE. Oh, well, don"t brag too much! I"ve heard Clara talking, who tends to her dressing.
JEAN. Pooh, Clara! You"re always jealous of each other. I, who have been out riding with her--And then the way she dances!
CHRISTINE. Say, Jean, won"t you dance with me when I"m done?
JEAN. Of course I will.
CHRISTINE. Do you promise?
JEAN. Promise? When I say so, I"ll do it. Well, here"s thanks for the good food. It tasted fine! [Puts the cork back into the bottle.]
JULIA. [Appears in the doorway, speaking to somebody on the outside] I"ll be back in a minute. You go right on in the meantime.
[JEAN slips the bottle into the table-drawer and rises respectfully.]
JULIA.[Enters and goes over to CHRISTINE by the wash-stand] Well, is it done yet?
[CHRISTINE signs to her that JEAN is present.]
JEAN. [Gallantly] The ladies are having secrets, I believe.
JULIA. [Strikes him in the face with her handkerchief] That"s for you, Mr. Pry!
JEAN. Oh, what a delicious odor that violet has!
JULIA. [With coquetry] Impudent! So you know something about perfumes also? And know pretty well how to dance--Now don"t peep!
Go away!
JEAN. [With polite impudence] Is it some kind of witches" broth the ladies are cooking on Midsummer Eve--something to tell fortunes by and bring out the lucky star in which one"s future love is seen?
JULIA. [Sharply] If you can see that, you"ll have good eyes, indeed! [To CHRISTINE] Put it in a pint bottle and cork it well.
Come and dance a _schottische_ with me now, Jean.
JEAN. [Hesitatingly] I don"t want to be impolite, but I had promised to dance with Christine this time?-
JULIA. Well, she can get somebody else--can"t you, Christine? Won"t you let me borrow Jean from you?
CHRISTINE. That isn"t for me to say. When Miss Julia is so gracious, it isn"t for him to say no. You just go along, and be thankful for the honour, too!
JEAN. Frankly speaking, but not wishing to offend in any way, I cannot help wondering if it"s wise for Miss Julia to dance twice in succession with the same partner, especially as the people here are not slow in throwing out hints--
JULIA. [Flaring up] What is that? What kind of hints? What do you mean?
JEAN. [Submissively] As you don"t want to understand, I have to speak more plainly. It don"t look well to prefer one servant to all the rest who are expecting to be honoured in the same unusual way--
JULIA. Prefer! What ideas! I"m surprised! I, the mistress of the house, deign to honour this dance with my presence, and when it so happens that I actually want to dance, I want to dance with one who knows how to lead, so that I am not made ridiculous.
JEAN. As you command, Miss Julia! I am at your service!
JULIA. [Softened] Don"t take it as a command. To-night we should enjoy ourselves as a lot of happy people, and all rank should be forgotten. Now give me your arm. Don"t be afraid, Christine! I"ll return your beau to you!
[JEAN offers his arm to MISS JULIA and leads her out.]
PANTOMIME
Must be acted as if the actress were really alone in the place.
When necessary she turns her back to the public. She should not look in the direction of the spectators, and she should not hurry as if fearful that they might become impatient.