JULIA. But if I order you to do it?
JEAN. Then I obey.
JULIA. Sit down, then!--But wait a moment! Can you give me something to drink first?
JEAN. I don"t know what we have got in the icebox. I fear it is nothing but beer.
JULIA. And you call that nothing? My taste is so simple that I prefer it to wine.
JEAN. [Takes a bottle of beer from the icebox and opens it; gets a gla.s.s and a plate from the cupboard, and serves the beer] Allow me!
JULIA. Thank you. Don"t you want some yourself?
JEAN. I don"t care very much for beer, but if it is a command, of course--
JULIA. Command?--I should think a polite gentleman might keep his lady company.
JEAN. Yes, that"s the way it should be. [Opens another bottle and takes out a gla.s.s.]
JULIA. Drink my health now!
[JEAN hesitates.]
JULIA. Are you bashful--a big, grown-up man?
JEAN. [Kneels with mock solemnity and raises his gla.s.s] To the health of my liege lady!
JULIA. Bravo!--And now you must also kiss my shoe in order to get it just right.
[JEAN hesitates a moment; then he takes hold of her foot and touches it lightly with his lips.]
JULIA. Excellent! You should have been on the stage.
JEAN. [Rising to his feet] This won"t do any longer, Miss Julia.
Somebody might see us.
JULIA. What would that matter?
JEAN. Oh, it would set the people talking--that"s all! And if you only knew how their tongues were wagging up there a while ago?-
JULIA. What did they have to say? Tell me--Sit down now!
JEAN. [Sits down] I don"t want to hurt you, but they were using expressions--which cast reflections of a kind that--oh, you know it yourself! You are not a child, and when a lady is seen alone with a man, drinking--no matter if he"s only a servant--and at night-?then--
JULIA. Then what? And besides, we are not alone. Isn"t Christine with us?
JEAN. Yes--asleep!
JULIA. Then I"ll wake her. [Rising] Christine, are you asleep?
CHRISTINE. [In her sleep] Blub-blub-blub-blub!
JULIA. Christine!--Did you ever see such a sleeper.
CHRISTINE. [In her sleep] The count"s boots are polished--put on the coffee--yes, yes, yes--my-my--pooh!
JULIA. [Pinches her nose] Can"t you wake up?
JEAN. [Sternly] You shouldn"t bother those that sleep.
JULIA. [Sharply] What"s that?
JEAN. One who has stood by the stove all day has a right to be tired at night. And sleep should be respected.
JULIA. [Changing tone] It is fine to think like that, and it does you honour--I thank you for it. [Gives JEAN her hand] Come now and pick some lilacs for me.
[During the following scene CHRISTINE wakes up. She moves as if still asleep and goes out to the right in order to go to bed.]
JEAN. With you, Miss Julia?
JULIA. With me!
JEAN. But it won"t do! Absolutely not!
JULIA. I can"t understand what you are thinking of. You couldn"t possibly imagine--
JEAN. No, not I, but the people.
JULIA. What? That I am fond of the valet?
JEAN. I am not at all conceited, but such things have happened--and to the people nothing is sacred.
JULIA. You are an aristocrat, I think.
JEAN. Yes, I am.
JULIA. And I am stepping down--
JEAN. Take my advice, Miss Julia, don"t step down. n.o.body will believe you did it on purpose. The people will always say that you fell down.
JULIA. I think better of the people than you do. Come and see if I am not right. Come along! [She ogles him.]
JEAN. You"re mighty queer, do you know!
JULIA. Perhaps. But so are you. And for that matter, everything is queer. Life, men, everything--just a mush that floats on top of the water until it sinks, sinks down! I have a dream that comes back to me ever so often. And just now I am reminded of it. I have climbed to the top of a column and sit there without being able to tell how to get down again. I get dizzy when I look down, and I must get down, but I haven"t the courage to jump off. I cannot hold on, and I am longing to fall, and yet I don"t fall. But there will be no rest for me until I get down, no rest until I get down, down on the ground. And if I did reach the ground, I should want to get still further down, into the ground itself--Have you ever felt like that?
JEAN. No, my dream is that I am lying under a tall tree in a dark wood. I want to get up, up to the top, so that I can look out over the smiling landscape, where the sun is shining, and so that I can rob the nest in which lie the golden eggs. And I climb and climb, but the trunk is so thick and smooth, and it is so far to the first branch. But I know that if I could only reach that first branch, then I should go right on to the top as on a ladder. I have not reached it yet, but I am going to, if it only be in my dreams.
JULIA. Here I am chattering to you about dreams! Come along! Only into the park! [She offers her arm to him, and they go toward the door.]