[_Angrily._] Ah, you"re a pretty specimen, you are. You mean skinflint!
BASIL.
Don"t be abusive, James. It"s rude.
JAMES.
I shall say what I choose.
BASIL.
And please don"t talk so loud. It annoys me.
JAMES.
[_Malevolently._] I dare say you"d like to get me out of the way. But I mean to keep my eye on you.
BASIL.
[_Sharply._] What d"you mean by that?
JAMES.
You know what I mean. Jenny has something to put up with, I lay.
BASIL.
[_Containing his anger._] You"ll have the goodness to leave the relations between Jenny and myself alone--d"you hear?
JAMES.
Ha, that"s touched you up, has it? You think I don"t know what sort of a feller you are. I can just about see through two of you. And I know a good deal more about you than you think.
BASIL.
[_Contemptuously._] Don"t be foolish, James.
JAMES.
[_Sarcastic._] A nice thing Jenny did when she married you.
BASIL.
[_Recovering himself, with a smile._] Has she been telling you my numerous faults? [_To_ JENNY.] You must have had plenty to talk about, my love.
JENNY.
[_Who has been going on with her sewing, looking up now and then uneasily._] I haven"t said a word against you, Basil.
BASIL.
[_Turning his back on_ JAMES.] Oh, my dear Jenny, if it amuses you, by all means discuss me with your brother and your sister and your father and your mother, and the whole crew of them.... I should be so dull if I had no faults.
JENNY.
[_Anxiously._] Tell him I"ve not said anything against him, Jimmie.
JAMES.
It"s not for want of something to say, I lay.
BASIL.
[_Over his shoulder._] I"m getting rather tired, brother James. I"d go, if I were you.
JAMES.
[_Very aggressively._] I shan"t go till I choose.
BASIL.
[_Turns round, smiling blandly._] Of course, we"re both Christians, dear James; and there"s a good deal of civilisation kicking about the world nowadays. But, notwithstanding, the last word is still with the strongest.
JAMES.
What d"you mean by that?
BASIL.
[_Good-humouredly._] Merely that discretion is the better part of valour. They say that proverbs are the wealth of nations.
JAMES.
[_Indignantly._] That"s just the sort of thing you"d do--to "it a feller smaller than yourself.
BASIL.
Oh, I wouldn"t hit you for worlds, brother James. I should merely throw you downstairs.
JAMES.
[_Making for the door._] I should just like to see you try it on.
BASIL.
Don"t be silly, James. You know you wouldn"t like it at all.
JAMES.