He ceased, meditatively expelled a cloud of pungent smoke, and folded his arms.
"Of course," said I with a sneer, "you have proofs to back your pleasant tale?"
"Sure. I made a map."
"I see," said I sarcastically. "You propose to have me pay you for that map?"
"Sure."
"How much, my confiding friend?"
"Ten thousand plunks."
I began to laugh. He laughed, too: "You"ll pay "em if you take my map an"
go to the Coquina hills," he said.
I stopped laughing: "Do you mean that I am to go there and investigate before I pay you for this information?"
"Sure. If the goods ain"t up to sample the deal is off."
"Sample? What sample?" I demanded derisively.
He made a gesture with one soiled hand as though quieting a balky horse.
"I took a snapshot, friend. You wanta take a slant at it?"
"You took a photograph of one of these alleged cave-dwellers?"
"I took ten but when these here cave-ladies hove rocks at me the fillums was put on the blink--all excep" this one which I dee-veloped an"
printed."
He drew from his inner coat pocket a photograph and handed it to me--the most amazing photograph I ever gazed upon. Astounded, almost convinced I sat looking at this irrefutable evidence in silence. The smoke of his cigar drifting into my face aroused me from a sort of dazed inertia.
"Listen," I said, half strangled, "are you willing to wait for payment until I personally have verified the existence of these--er--creatures?"
"You betcher! When you have went there an" have saw the goods, just let me have mine if they"re up to sample. Is that right?"
"It seems perfectly fair."
"It is fair. I wouldn"t try to do a scientific guy--no, sir. Me without no eddycation, only brains? Fat chance I"d have to put one over on a Academy sport what"s chuck-a-block with Latin an" Greek an" scientific stuff an" all like that!"
I admitted to myself that he"d stand no chance.
"Is it a go?" he asked.
"Where is the map?" I inquired, trembling internally with excitement.
"Ha--ha!" he said. "Listen to my mirth! The map is inside here, old sport!" and he tapped his retreating forehead with one nicotine-stained finger.
"I see," said I, trying to speak carelessly; "you desire to pilot me."
"I don"t desire to but I gotta go with you."
"An accurate map--"
"Can it, old sport! A accurate map is all right when it"s pasted over the front of your head for a face. But I wear the other kind of map _inside_ me conk. Get me?"
"I confess that I do not."
"Well, get _this_, then. It"s a cash deal. If the goods is up to sample you hand me mine then an" there. I don"t deliver no goods f.o.b. I shows "em to you. After you have saw them it"s up to you to round "em up.
That"s all, as they say when our great President pulls a gun. There ain"t goin" to be no shootin"; walk out quietly, ladies!"
After I had sat there for fully ten minutes staring at him I came to the only logical conclusion possible to a scientific mind.
I said: "You are, admittedly, unlettered; you are confessedly a chevalier of industry; personally you are exceedingly distasteful to me.
But it is useless to deny that you are the most extraordinary man I ever saw.... How soon can you take me to these Coquina hills?"
"Gimme twenty-four hours to--fix things," he said gaily.
"Is that all?"
"It"s plenty, I guess. An"--say!"
"What?"
"It"s a stric"ly cash deal. Get me?"
"I shall have with me a certified check for ten thousand dollars. Also a pair of automatics."
He laughed: "Huh!" he said, "I could loco your cabbage-palm soup if I was _that_ kind! I"m on the level, Perfessor. If I wasn"t I could get you in about a hundred styles while you was blinkin" at what you was a-thinkin"
about. But I ain"t no gun-man. You hadn"t oughta pull that stuff on me.
I"ve give you your chanst; take it or leave it."
I pondered profoundly for another ten minutes. And at last my decision was irrevocably reached.
"It"s a bargain," I said firmly. "What is your name?"
"Sam Mink. Write it Samuel onto that there certyfied check--if you can spare the extra seconds from your valooble time."
II
On Monday, the first day of March, 1915, about 10:30 a.m., we came in sight of something which, until I had met Mink, I never had dreamed existed in southern Florida--a high range of hills.
It had been an eventless journey from New York to Miami, from Miami to Fort Coquina; but from there through an absolutely pathless wilderness as far as I could make out, the journey had been exasperating.