There was only one feature of Western life with which William could not a.s.similate, and that was the horse. He had trusted a bronco too far on some remote occasion, which accounted partially for the kinks in his legs; but after he had recovered fully his health he had pinned his faith to _burros_, and forgotten the glories of the true cavalier.
"No, sah, Mister Jack, I don" care for to ride dat horse. He"s a good horse, but I jes. .h.i.t de flat for a few miles "fore I rides him," he was wont to say when the cowboys gave themselves over to an irresponsible desire to see a horse kill a man. He would then go about his duties, uttering gulps of suppressed laughter, after the negro manner, safe in the knowledge that the _burro_ he affected could "pack his freight."
One morning I was taking a bath out of our wash-basin, and William, who was watching me and the coffee-pot at the same time, observed that "if one of dese people down hyar was to do dat dere, dere"d be a funeral "fo" twelve o"clock."
William never admitted any social affinity with Mexicans, and as to his own people he was wont to say: "Never have went with people of my own color. Why, you go to Brazos to-day, and dey tell you dere was Bill, he go home come night, an" de balance of "em be looking troo de grates in de morning." So William lives happily in the "small social puddle," and always reckons to "treat any friends of Mister Jack"s right." So if you would know William, you must do it through Jack.
It was on rare occasions that William, as master of ceremonies, committed any indiscretion, but one occurred in the town of Guerrero.
We had gotten in rather late, and William was sent about the town to have some one serve supper for us. We were all very busy when William "blew in" with a great sputtering, and said, "Is yous ready for dinner, gemmen?" "Yes, William," we answered, whereat William ran off.
After waiting a long time, and being very hungry, we concluded to go and "rustle" for ourselves, since William did not come back and had not told us where he had gone. After we had found and eaten a dinner, William turned up, gloomy and dispirited. We inquired as to his mood.
"I do declar", gemmen, I done forget dat you didn"t know where I had ordered dat dinner; but dere"s de dinner an" n.o.body to eat it, an" I"s got to leave dis town "fore sunup, pay for it, or die." Unless some one had advanced the money, William"s two other alternatives would have been painful.
The romance in William"s life even could not be made mournful, but it was the "mos" trouble" he ever had, and it runs like this: Some years since William had saved up four hundred dollars, and he had a girl back in Brazos to whom he had pinned his faith. He had concluded to a.s.sume responsibilities, and to create a business in a little mud town down the big road. He had it arranged to start a travellers"
eating-house; he had contracted for a stove and some furniture; and at about that time his dishonest employer had left Mexico for parts unknown, with all his money. The stove and furniture were yet to be paid for, so William entered into hopeless bankruptcy, lost his girl, and then, attaching himself to Jack, he bravely set to again in life"s battle. But I was glad to know that he had again conquered, for before I left I overheard a serious conversation between William and the _patron_. William was cleaning a frying-pan by the camp-fire light, and the _patron_ was sitting enveloped in his _serape_ on the other side.
[Ill.u.s.tration: A MODERN SANCHO PANZA]
"Mist" Jack, I"s got a girl. She"s a Mexican."
"Why, William, how about that girl up in the Brazos?" inquired the _patron_, in surprise.
"Don"t care about her now. Got a new girl."
"Well, I suppose you can have her, if you can win her," replied the _patron_.
"Can I, sah? Well, den, I"s win her already, sah--dar!" chuckled William.
"Oh! very well, then, William, I will give you a wagon, with two yellow ponies, to go down and get her; but I don"t want you to come back to Bavicora with an empty wagon."
"No, sah; I won"t, sah," pleasedly responded the lover.
"Does that suit you, then?" asked the _patron_.
"Yes, sah; but, sah, wonder, sah, might I have the two old whites?"
"All right! You can have the two old white ponies;" and, after a pause, "I will give you that old _adobe_ up in La Pinta, and two speckled steers; and I don"t want you to come down to the ranch except on _baile_ nights, and I want you to slide in then just as quiet as any other outsider," said the _patron_, who was testing William"s loyalty to the girl.
"All right! I"ll do that."
"William, do you know that no true Mexican girl will marry a man who don"t know how to ride a charger?" continued the _patron_, after a while.
"Yes; I"s been thinking of dat; but dar"s dat Timborello, he"s a good horse what a man can "pend on," replied William, as he scoured at the pan in a very wearing way.
"He"s yours, William; and now all you have got to do is to win the girl."
After that William was as gay as a robin in the spring; and as I write this I suppose William is riding over the pa.s.s in the mountains, sitting on a board across his wagon, with his Mexican bride by his side, singing out between the puffs of his black pipe, "Go on, dar, you muchacos; specks we ever get to Bavicora dis yar gait?"
IN THE SIERRA MADRE WITH THE PUNCHERS
On a chill, black morning the cabins of Los Ojos gave up their inmates at an early hour. The ponies, mules, and _burros_ were herded up, and stood shivering in an angle, while about them walked the men, carefully coiling their hair lariats, and watching for an opportunity to jerk them over the heads of the selected ones. The _patron"s_ black pet walked up to him, but the mounts of my companion and self sneaked about with an evident desire not to partic.i.p.ate in the present service. Old _c.o.komorachie_ and Jim were finally led forth, protesting after the manner of their kind. I carefully adjusted my Whitman"s officer-tree over a wealth of saddle blanketing, and slung my Winchester 45-70 and my field-gla.s.ses to it. The punchers, both white and brown, and two or three women, regarded my new-fangled saddle with amused glances; indeed, Mr. Bell"s Mexican wife laughed at it outright, and Tom Bailey called it "a d.a.m.n rim-fire." Another humorist thought that "it would give the chickens the pip if they got onto it"; all of which I took good-humoredly, since this was not the first time "your Uncle Samuel" had been away from home; and after some days, when a lot of men were carefully leading sore-backed horses over the mountains, I had cause to remark further on the subject. A Mexican cow-saddle is a double-barrelled affair; it will eat a hole into a horse"s spine and a pair of leather breeches at the same time. If one could ask "Old Jim" about that saddle of mine, I think he would give it an autograph recommend, for he finished the trip with the hide of his back all there.
[Ill.u.s.tration: MY COMRADE]
Leaving the "burro men" to haul and pull at their patient beasts as they bound on their loads, our outfit "pulled out" on what promised to be plenty of travelling. We were to do the rounds of the ranch, explore the mountains, penetrate to the old Apache strongholds, shoot game, find cliff-dwellers" villages, and I expect the dark minds of the punchers hoped for a sight at the ever-burning fire which should discover the lost mine of Tiopa. We were also promised a fight with the "Kid" if we "cut his trail"; and if he "cut ours," we may never live to regret it. Some tame Indians, just in from a hunt in the Rio Chico, had seen three fires, but they had "rolled their tails"[4] for Bavicora so promptly that they had not ascertained whether they were Apache or not. The same men we were in the company of had run the "Kid"s" band in to the States only two months before, but on our trip that very elusive and very "bad Injun" was not encountered. Much as I should like to see him, I have no regrets, since it is extremely likely that he would have seen me first.
[Footnote 4: Cowboy for travelling rapidly.]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ON THE MOUNTAINS]
Our little band was composed of the _patron_, Don Gilberto; my travelling companion from New York city, who had never before been west of the Elysian Fields of New Jersey; Bailey and Bell, ranch foremen, and as dauntless spirits as ever the Texas border nurtured; the ranch bookkeeper, a young man "short" on experiences and "long" on hope; Epitacio, an Indian hunter, since outlawed; William, the colored cook; four buckskin Mexican punchers; an old man who was useless for practical purposes, but who was said to be "funny" in Spanish; and two burro men. We were that day to go to the farthest outlying ranch, called the Casa Camadra, and then to stop for a short hunt and to give the punchers time to "gentle" some steers for work-cattle. The puncher method of doing this is beautifully simple, for any animal undergoing this is gentle or dead after it. After scouring the plain for antelope until late, we followed up a creek towards the cabin where we expected to find the punchers and the burro men with their loads of creature comforts, and as we rode in it was raining a cold sleet. The little log-cabin was low, small, and wonderfully picturesque. It was a typical "shack," such as one used to see in the Northwest when the hunters were there. Out in the rain sat two punchers, enveloped in their _serapes_, engaged in watching a half-dozen big steers eat gra.s.s. Inside of the cabin was William by a good fire in a most original fireplace, glowing with heat and pride over his corn-cakes and "marrow-gut." Between various cigarettes, the last drink of _tequela_, and the drying of our clothes, we pa.s.sed the time until William had put the "grub" on a pack-saddle blanket and said, "Now, gemmen, fly in."
"Fly in" is vulgar, but it is also literal, for we did that: we did not dine--we flew in. The expression and the food were both good.
Outside, the cold rain had turned into a wet snow, and we all crowded into the little place and squatted or lay about on the floor. With fingers and hunting-knives we carved and tore at the mountain of beef.
The punchers consume enormous quant.i.ties of meat, and when satiated they bring forth their corn-husks and tobacco-pouches, and roll their long, thin cigarettes, which burn until they draw their _serapes_ about their heads and sink back in dreamless sleep. It is all beautifully primitive, and as I rise on my elbow to look across the blanketed forms packed like mackerel in a cask, to hear their heavy breathing, and see the fire glow, and hear the wind howl outside, I think how little it takes to make men happy. Tom Bailey and Johnnie Bell, the ranch foremen, had faces which would have been in character under a steel head-piece at Cressy, while the wildest blood of Spain, Morocco, and the American Indian ran in the veins of the punchers; and all these men were untainted by the enfeebling influences of luxury and modern life. A chunk of beef, a cigarette, an enveloping _serape_, with the Sierras for a bedroom, were the utmost of their needs.
The sunlight streamed down the big chimney, and William"s "Good-mo"nin", sah," brought back my senses. Beyond his silhouette, as he crouched before the fireplace, I could hear the sputtering of the broiling steak. I repaired to the brook and smashed the ice for a rub-down. It was still drizzling, and the landscape lay under a heavy fog. Outside the cabin lay the dead body of a skinned wolf, and about a small fire crouched the punchers.
[Ill.u.s.tration: THE CASA CAMADRA]
Breakfast over, the men rode off by twos into the fog, and as Tom Bailey and I jogged along together we reasoned that if we were to strike the point of the mountains and then keep well in the timber we might catch a bunch of antelope which we had "jumped" the day before on the plain below. So all day long we rode over the wet rocks, under the drip and drizzle of the mountain pines, up hill and down dale, and never "cut a sign." It was our luck; for on riding up to the "shack"
we saw the bodies of deer, antelope, a big gray wolf, and the skin of a mountain-lion. We were requested to view the game, and encouraged to comment on it; but Tom and I sought a dark corner of the cabin to consume our coffee and cigarettes in silence.
At the Casa Camadra are two other log-houses, and in them live some squalid, yellow-hided humans who are to farm a little stretch of bottom-land this year. They require work-steers to do their ploughing, and Mr. Bell has brought up half a dozen vicious old "stags," which are both truculent and swift of foot. The Mexicans insist that they are not able to handle them; and Mr. Bell orders his punchers into action. I strolled out to the corrals to see the bulls "gentled."
After a lot of riding and yelling they were herded and dragged into the enclosure, where they huddled while seven punchers sat on their ponies at the gate. I was standing at one corner of the corral, near the men, when out from the midst of the steers walked a big black bull, which raised its head and gazed directly at me. The bull had never before in his stupid life observed a man on foot, and I comprehended immediately what he would do next, so I "led out" for the casa at a rate of speed which the boys afterwards never grew weary of commending. No spangled _torero_ of the bull-ring ever put more heart and soul into his running than did I in my great-coat and long hunting-spurs. The bull made a "fo"lorn hope" for the gate, and the gallant punchers melted away before the charge.
The diversion of the punchers made the retreat of the infantry possible, and from an intrenched position I saw the bulls tear over the hill, with the punchers "rolling their tails" behind. After an hour of swearing and hauling and bellowing, the six cattle were lugged back to the pen, and the bars put up. The punchers came around to congratulate me on my rapid recovery from a sprained ankle, when they happened to observe the cattle again scouring off for the open country. Then there was a grunting of ponies as the spurs went in, some hoa.r.s.e oaths, and for a third time they tore away after the "gentle work-oxen." The steers had taken the bars in their stride.
Another hour"s chase, and this time the animals were thrown down, trussed up like turkeys for the baking, and tied to posts, where they lay to kick and bellow the night through in impotent rage. The punchers coiled their ropes, lit their cigarettes, and rode off in the gathering gloom. The morning following the steers were let up, and though wet and chilled, they still roared defiance. For agricultural purposes a Mexican "stag" would be as valuable as a rhinoceros or a Bengal tiger, and I await with interest the report of the death-rate at the Casa Camadra during spring ploughing.
In the handling of these savage animals the punchers are brave to recklessness, but this is partly because it seems so. In reality they have a thorough knowledge of bull nature, and can tell when and where he is going to strike as quickly as a boxer who knows by the "skim on the eye" of his opponent. But still they go boldly into the corral with the maddened brutes, seeming to pay no heed to the imminent possibilities of a trip to the moon. They toss their ropes and catch the bull"s feet, they skilfully avoid his rush, and in a spirit of bravado they touch the horns, pat him on the back, or twist his tail.
[Ill.u.s.tration: SHOOTING IN THE SIERRA MADRE]
After hunting for another day, with more success, we packed up and "pulled out" up the Varras Creek towards the mountains, leaving the last house behind us. Beyond was the unknown country. For many miles it had been ridden by some of the punchers, but the country is large, covered with vast mountain ranges, with wastes of stony foot-hills at the bases, while _barrancas_ yawn at your feet, and for a great many years the policy of the Apaches has been not to encourage immigration.
In 1860 a heavy band of Mexican prospectors undertook to penetrate this part in the quest of Tiopa, but they were driven out. It is now possible for strong outfits to travel its wilds with only a small chance of encountering Apache renegades, but very few have attempted it as yet. It is so remote that prospectors for silver or gold could hardly work a mine if they found one, and for other purposes it has little value. The most magnificent pine timber covers its slopes, but it would take a syndicate to deliver one log at the railroad. As we wound our way up the Varras Creek we pa.s.sed beetling crags and huge pillars of porphyry rock cut into fantastic shapes by water and frost, resplendent in color, and admirably adapted for the pot-hunting of humans as affected by gentry temporarily stopping at San Carlos.
In a dell in the forest we espied some "mavericks," or unbranded stock. The punchers are ever alert for a beef without half its ears gone and a big HF burned in its flank, and immediately they perceive one they tighten their _cincha_, slip the rope from the pommel, put their hats on the back of their heads, and "light out." A cow was soon caught, after desperate riding over rocks and fallen timber, thrown down, and "hog-tied," which means all four feet together. A little fire is built, and one side of a _cincha_ ring is heated red-hot, with which a rawhide artist paints HF in the sizzling flesh, while the cow kicks and bawls. She is then unbound, and when she gets back on her feet the _vaqueros_ stand about, _serape_ in hand, after the bull-fighter method, and provoke her to charge. She charges, while they avoid her by agile springs and a flaunting of their rags. They laugh, and cry "Bravo toro!" until she, having overcome her indignation at their rudeness, sets off down the canon with her tail in the air.
Thus we journeyed day by day over the hills and up the canons, camping by night under the pines in mountain glades or deep ravines, where the sun sets at four o"clock, while it is light above. The moon was in the full and the nights were frosty, and many times we awoke to think it morning when only our heads had become uncovered by the blankets and the big white moon shone fair upon us. Getting up in the night to poke the fire and thaw the stiffening out of one"s legs is called by the boys "playing freeze-out," and we all partic.i.p.ate in the game. A cigarette at two o"clock in the morning, with one"s back to the fire, while the moon looks down on you, your comrades breathing about you, a wolf howling mournfully from a neighboring hill, the mountains towering on every side, and the tall pines painting inky shadows across the ghostly gra.s.s, is a mild sensation and rather pleasant.
Some of the men are on foot, from soring their horses" backs, and their buckskin boots are wearing out, so they sit about the fire and st.i.tch. We are all very dirty, and I no longer take comfort in watching the cook who makes the bread, for fear I may be tempted to ask him if he will not wash his hands, whereat the boys may indicate that I am a "dude," and will look down on me. The flour is nearly gone, and shortly it will not matter whether the cook"s hands are rusty or not. The coffee and sugar promise to hold out. When William can no longer serve "bull gravy" with his fried meat I shall have many regrets, but they are swamped by the probabilities of a tobacco famine, which is imminent. We get deer every day, but to one not used to a strictly meat diet it begins to pall. The Indian hunter takes the stomach of a deer, fills it with meat, and deposits it under the coals. We roast it in slices and chunks, but I like it better when "jerked" brown, as it then affords somewhat more mystery to a taste already jaded with venison. In travelling with pack-animals it is the custom to make a day"s march before halting, and a day"s march ends about four o"clock, or when water is found. Ten hours" march will loosen one"s cartridge-belt five or six holes, for venison and coffee is not a strong food. By 12 P.M. we acquire a wolfish yearning for the "flesh-pots," but that shortly is relieved by the contraction of the stomach, or three or four quarts of mountain water will afford some relief. By nightfall one can "fly into" a venison steak, while cigarettes, coffee, and a desire to lie down restore one"s equanimity.
[Ill.u.s.tration: THE INDIAN"S STORY]
We have pa.s.sed some small ranges and worm our way down bottomless pits, but at last there rises ahead the main range of the Sierra Madre. From the depths of a great _barranca_ we begin the climb. Never have I seen hills as sideling as these. It is terrible work for one not used to mountain-climbing and the short allowance of air one finds to subsist on. The feeling of exhaustion is almost impossible to overcome. The horses are thin, and Old Jim is developing more ribs than good condition calls for, so I walk to ease the old fellow. There are snow fields to cross, which intensifies the action. The journey is enlivened at times by shots at deer, and the rifles echo around the mountains, but being long shots they are misses. We pa.s.sed the _cordon_ of the mountains, and stopped on a knife-like ridge where the melting snows under one"s foot ran east and west to the two great oceans. The climb from here over the main range was a bellows-bursting affair, but as we pulled on to the high _mesa_ our drooping nerves were stiffened by shots, and presently deer came bounding down the ravine to our left. Jack made a bully flying shot, and the stricken deer rolled many yards, until caught by a fallen log. My companion, who was in advance, had fired into some deer, and had shot a buck which was lying down, and he was much puffed up with pride over this achievement in still-hunting. From there on we pa.s.sed through the most wonderful natural deer park. The animals did not fear man, and stood to be fired at, though the open timber and absence of underbrush made the shots long-range ones. After killing all we could carry, we sat down to wait for the _burro_ train.