Porter of Two Worlds

Chapter 3: What Nice Stuff, Hoho

Chapter 3: What Nice Stuff, Hoho

Translator: Exodus Tales

Editor: Exodus Tales

Before Bai Yang could find anything useful, his stomach started grumbling, reminding him that he hadn"t eaten anything since he woke up. Even his cup noodle was gone.

“It"s already 3pm!”

Bai Yang"s mouth twitched after checking the time on his phone. No wonder his stomach was grumbling.

Knowing his skills in cooking, he gave up the idea of making himself some food; the best way for him to deal with his hunger was instant cup noodles, and that was what Bai Yang could only think of….

Bai Yang"s mum was a tigress herself, the dean of a prestigious university. Unfortunately, Bai Yang himself was studying at this university. During his school time, Bai Yang was extremely obedient, he was his mother"s son, but no matter who you are or what you do, his mother would not give a d.a.m.n and would treat everyone fair and square based on the rules. But then again, Bai Yang was a lucky one, or he wouldn"t have graduated with that lazy att.i.tude of his….

As for his father, he was the boss of a furniture factory, but Bai Yang paid absolutely zero attention to what his father did exactly. Considering that the house that they were staying right now, one that was worth more than a million and was paid fully in cash, he knew that his father was quite successful. If it weren"t for his father and mother, he wouldn"t even have the chance to slack at home, he would"ve been chased out to find a job for himself!

Carefully, he appeared at the “other side” again with the utmost caution, he scanned around for danger and hurriedly rush to the dead tiger to check on it.

Tigers were uncommon, but there were definitely a few in the zoo, but compared to this one right here, those Bai Yang saw in the zoos were all garbage, they were all cats compared to this one..

Even when the tiger died, its aura still lingered. Even when he knew that the tiger was already dead, Bai Yang still hesitated, maintaining a distance of at least three meters from it at all times.

It"s okay, you can do it! It"s already dead, let"s go!

After some self-encouragement, Bai Yang carefully walked closer, prepared to run away anytime, fearing that the dead tiger would pounce at him.

Upon reaching the tiger, he kicked it once and backed off quickly, but his worried heart calmed down after no response came from the tiger.

“You beast, aren"t you a strong one, come at me!”

Before this dead tiger, Bai Yang acted tough and taunted it, but if the tiger moved even an inch, Bai Yang would"ve bolted; such was the behavior of an ordinary human.

His entire life, he was in the city and with no special training, so how was he supposed to be strong physically and mentally? Perhaps, those so-called elite soldiers would also fall before this ma.s.sive tiger, not to mention a weakling like himself.

So huge, I wonder how much I can profit if I sold it off in the market? More than three fat pigs perhaps? Especially this tiger fur, if I process nicely, I might make a huge profit from it….

He was mumbling in his heart, but he also knew that if he even dared to sell this tiger body, he would have to wait for his parents to send him a meal of home-cooked food in the prison in the next day. It was not that he did not have the adventurous spirit and the bravery to take the risk, but if he was already living his life, not worrying about money, shelter, and food, why would he take such risk?

This tiger"s value might be worth more than just millions in certain people"s eyes…. These are all humans" fault….

He grumbled in his heart, but his actions were swift, the cleaver hacked around quickly and after a few tiring moments, he finally managed to remove one of the front legs. d.a.m.n, it was the size of a bull"s leg, the bone was extremely solid, if his cleaver"s quality was not up to scratch, it would have been blunted.

Just this leg alone could last him up to a few days already!

With the leg in his hands, he estimated about more than 15 kg and that made him wonder how did the tiger got so huge,

With the front leg packed, he prepared to head back, but that was when he suddenly laughed in an indecent manner. 

Which part of the tiger was worth the most? Of course it was that one part, hehehe….

Another ten more minutes of struggling, Bai Yang finally cut out that one part out, right out from the tiger"s bottom, it was about 2 meters long, about as thick as a child"s arm….

What nice stuff, hoho, if I use it to make some herb wine, this…..

He looked at a certain part on his body and he dared not continue thinking of it anymore; as a young man, who was healthy and perfectly fine, there was no need for this, but who would not wish for themself to be stronger?

“Let"s go, it"s feast time!”

Upon returning home, he headed straight to the kitchen and started dealing with the front leg. He removed the fur and skin, severed the claws and processed the few obvious traits on the front leg and let nature do the work.

As for the others, he poured in great effort again and cut the front leg into pieces to fit into the refrigerator, leaving only a roughly 1.5 kg meat and a bone on the table. He threw them into the pot after cleaning them.

Eh, what should I do to cook some tiger meat?

He knew nothing about this but that did not trouble him for the internet would solve all problems. After some searching, the easiest method he found was to boil it, effortless and efficient; just add in half a pot of water, toss in some ginger, garlic, salt and after some consideration, he added some dried chilies before covering the pot with the lid and boiling it.

After removing some of the impurities, he turned the fire down to medium and continued simmering it….

“Tiger meat, oh my G.o.d, lucky!” 

Looking at the pot that was releasing the steam left Bai Yang drooling, he knew that the smell was definitely not that great but that did not stop him from sniffing from time to time.

To completely cook the meat, it would take up to an hour but Bai Yang grew impatient 10 minutes later. He then caught a glimpse of the tiger p.e.n.i.s on the side that he forgot.

“Tiger p.e.n.i.s wine…. What should I do to make you?”

Of the methods he found from the internet once again, the easiest one was to soak the tiger p.e.n.i.s in baijiu with high percentage alcohol for some time. Though there were better ways to reach the most value, the lazy young man chose to give them up.

With great heartache, he took out 300 RMB from his wallet, left his house, and after some searching, found a place that sold baijiu. After some negotiations, he brought away a jug of 52% baijiu with 250 RMB.

When he returned home, he immediately threw the cleaned tiger p.e.n.i.s into the jar, wrapped the jar up with foil and sealed it up. He then laced the jar under his bed!

I wonder if my body would grow another time after drinking this baijiu….

But he slapped himself on his forehead right after that as he remembered that he was still simmering the tiger meat.

He sniffed around, closed his eyes upon entering the kitchen and said to himself, “This smell… It"s so unique, I only added some ingredients to the pot with the rest being meat. But why is there a light sweet scent? It really smells great.”


The smell was so unique that Bai Yang immediately wanted to have a taste of it. Seeing that the time was right, he immediately served himself a huge bowl of soup before covering it with the lid again so that his parents could have a taste. His parents might be unreliable at some times, but as a son, he must always remember to repay them.

With the large bowl of tiger soup, he entered the living room and after cooling it down a little, he started tasting the dish in his hands, closing his eyes to enjoy it.

d.a.m.n, I really have no talent in becoming a chef or something. This tastes just like chicken soup!

He shook his head and proceeded to finish the bowl in his hands. He binged on it and rubbed his tummy before sinking back into the sofa in enjoyment.

Hmmm… what is the logic behind the fact that I can get there and come back with just a thought? I have no jade or jewelry on me pa.s.sed down by the ancestors, did not get struck by lightning, had no fever and obviously did not get into an accident. There is also no electronic voice in my head out of nowhere, so how am I able to travel back and forth from here to the other side out of a sudden? Besides, what is that place? That sun and the tiger, that place is definitely not Earth, the sun on Earth is not white, and there is no way there would be such a gigantic tiger on Earth. What kind of people are they to be able to kill such a monstrous tiger? Seems like I have to get myself something useful and get there to understand things for myself. That place also has ma.s.sive trees, there are also countless poisonous insects and dangerous beasts, what can I do to make myself safe…. Screw this weather! It"s already late noon but it"s still so hot!

After filling his tummy, Bai Yang remained deep in the sofa, staring at the ceiling as his thoughts ran wild in his mind. He wiped his forehead with the back of his hand and found it covered in his own sweat.

Wait a minute, it"s getter hotter and hotter. Oh G.o.d, my nose is bleeding!

Suddenly, he felt a stream of hot liquid flowing out from his nose, the bleeding won"t stop at all and his body started heating up insanely….

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