"Stoppin" here, I s"pose?"
"Yes. He"s bin here for some time, but goes away soon--now that he"s better. It was him as saved my life--at least him and Mr Aspel, you know."
"No, I don"t know, Tot. Let"s hear all about it," replied Mr Bones, with a look of unwonted gravity.
Tottie went off at once into a glowing account of the fire and the rescue, to which her father listened with profound attention, not unmingled with surprise. Then he reverted to the aspect of the surrounding country.
"It"s a pretty place you live in here, Tot, an" a nice house. It"s there the lady lives, I suppose who has the strange fancy to keep her wealth in a box on the sideboard? Well, it _is_ curious, but there"s no accountin" for the fancies o" the rich, Tot. An" you say she keeps no men-servants about her? Well, that"s wise, for men are dangerous characters for women to "ave about "em. She"s quite right. There"s a dear little dog too, she keeps, I"m told. Is that the only one she owns?"
"Yes, it"s the only one, and such a darlin" it is, and _so_ fond of me!"
exclaimed Tottie.
"Ah, yes, wery small, but wery noisy an" vicious," remarked Mr Bones, with a sudden scowl, which fortunately his daughter did not see.
"O no, father; little Floppart ain"t vicious, though it _is_ awful noisy w"en it chooses."
"Well, Tot, I"d give a good deal to see that dear little Floppart, and make friends with it. D"you think you could manage to get it to follow you here?"
"Oh, easily. I"ll run an" fetch it; but p"r"aps you had better come to the house. I know they"d like to see you, for they"re _so_ kind to me."
Mr Bones laughed sarcastically, and expressed his belief that they wouldn"t like to see him at all.
Just at that moment Miss Stivergill came round the turn of the lane and confronted them.
"Well, little Bones, whom have you here?" asked the lady, with a stern look at Mr Bones.
"Please, ma"am, it"s father. He "appened to be in this neighbourhood, and came to see me."
"Your father!" exclaimed Miss Stivergill, with a look of surprise.
"Indeed!"
"Yes, ma"am," said Bones, politely taking off his hat and looking her coolly in the face. "I "ope it"s no offence, but I came a bit out o" my way to see "er. She says you"ve bin" wery kind to her."
"Well, she says the truth. I mean to be kind to her," returned Miss Stivergill, as sternly as before.--"Take your father to the cottage, child, and tell them to give him a gla.s.s of beer. If you see Miss Lillycrop, tell her I"ve gone to the village, and won"t be back for an hour." So saying, Miss Stivergill walked down the lane with masculine strides, leaving Tottie pleased, and her father smiling.
"I don"t want no beer, Tot," said the latter. "But you go to the cottage and fetch me that dear little dog. I want to see it; and don"t forget the lady"s message to Miss Lillycrop--but be sure you don"t say I"m waitin" for you. Don"t mention me to n.o.body. D"ee understand?"
Poor Tottie, with a slight and undefined misgiving at her heart, professed to understand, and went off.
In a few minutes she returned with the little dog--a lively poodle-- which at first showed violent and unmistakable objections to being friendly with Mr Bones. But a sc.r.a.p of meat, which that worthy had brought in his pocket, and a few soothing words, soon modified the objection.
Presently Mr Bones pulled a small muzzle from his pocket.
"D"you think, now, that Floppart would let you put it on "er, Tot?"
Tot was sure she would, and soon had the muzzle on.
"That"s right; now, hold "er fast a moment--just a--there--!"
He sprang at and caught the dog by the throat, choked a snarling yelp in the bud, and held it fast.
"Dear, dear, how wild it has got all of a sudden! W"y, it must be ill-- p"r"aps mad. It"s well you put that muzzle on, Tot."
While he spoke Abel Bones thrust the dog into one of the capacious pockets of his coat.
"Now, Tot," he said, somewhat sternly, "I durstn"t let this dog go. It wants a doctor very bad. You go back to the "ouse and tell "em a man said so. You needn"t say what man; call me a philanthropist if you choose, an" tell "em I"ll send it back w"en it recovers. But you needn"t tell "em anything until you"re axed, you know--it might get me into trouble, d"ee see, an" say to Miss Stivergill it wasn"t your father as took the dog, but another man."
He leaped over a low part of the hedge and was gone, leaving poor Tottie in a state of bewildered anxiety on the other side.
Under the influence of fear Tottie told the lies her father had bid her tell, and thereafter dwelt at Rosebud Cottage with an evil conscience and a heavy heart.
Having gained the high-road, Mr Bones sauntered easily to the railway station, took a third-cla.s.s ticket for Charing Cross, and in due time found himself pa.s.sing along the Strand. In the course of that journey poor little Floppart lay on its back in the bottom of its captor"s pocket, with a finger and thumb gently pressing her windpipe. Whenever she became restive, the finger and thumb tightened, and this with such unvarying regularity that she soon came to understand the advantage of lying still. She did, however, make sundry attempts to escape--once very violently, when the guard was opening the carriage-door to let Mr Bones enter, and again almost as violently at Charing Cross, when Mr Bones got out. Indeed, the dog had well-nigh got off, and was restored to its former place and position with difficulty.
Turning into Chancery Lane, and crossing over to Holborn, Abel Bones continued his way to Newgate, where, appropriately enough, he stopped and gazed grimly up at the ma.s.sive walls.
"Don"t be in a "urry," said a very small boy, with dirt and daring in equal proportions on his face, "it"ll wait for you."
Mr Bones made a tremendous demonstration of an intention to rush at the boy, who precipitately fled, and the former pa.s.sed quietly on.
At St. Martin"s-le-Grand he paused again.
"Strange," he muttered, "there seems to be some sort o" fate as links me wi" that Post-Office. It was here I began my London life as a porter, and lost my situation because the Postmaster-General couldn"t see the propriety of my opening letters that contained coin and postage-stamps and fi"-pun" notes, which was quite unreasonable, for I had a special talent that way, and even the clargy tell us that our talents was given us to be used. It wasn"t far from here where I sot my little nephy down, that time I got rid of him, and it was goin" up these wery steps I met with the man I"m tryin" my best to bring to grief, an" that same man wants to marry one of the girls in the Post-Office, and now, I find, has saved my Tot from bein" burnt alive! Wery odd! It was here, too, that--"
Floppart at this moment turned the flow of his meditations by making a final and desperate struggle to be free. She shot out of his pocket and dropped with a bursting yell on the pavement. Recovering her feet before Bones recovered from his surprise she fled. Thought is quick as the lightning-flash. Bones knew that dogs find their way home mysteriously from any distance. He knew himself to be unable to run down Floppart. He saw his schemes thwarted. He adopted a mean device, shouted "Mad dog!" and rushed after it. A small errand-boy shrieked with glee, flung his basket at it, and followed up the chase. Floppart took round by St. Paul"s Churchyard. However sane she might have been at starting, it is certain that she was mad with terror in five minutes.
She threaded her way among wheels and legs at full speed in perfect safety. It was afterwards estimated that seventeen cabmen, four gentlemen, two apple-women, three-and-twenty errand-boys--more or less,--and one policeman, flung umbrellas, sticks, baskets, and various missiles at her, with the effect of damaging innumerable shins and overturning many individuals, but without hurting a hair of Floppart"s body during her wild but brief career. Bones did not wish to recapture her. He wished her dead, and for that end loudly reiterated the calumny as to madness. Floppart circled round the grand cathedral erected by Wren and got into Cheapside. Here, doubling like a hare, she careered round the statue of Peel and went blindly back to St. Martin"s-le-Grand, as if to add yet another link to the chain of fate which bound her arch-pursuer to the General Post-Office. By way of completing the chain, she turned in at the gate, rushed to the rear of the building, dashed in at an open door, and scurried along a pa.s.sage. Here the crowd was stayed, but the policeman followed heroically. The pa.s.sage was cut short by a gla.s.s door, but a narrow staircase descended to the left.
"Any port in a storm" is a proverb as well known among dogs as men.
Down went Floppart to the bas.e.m.e.nt of the building, invading the sanct.i.ty of the letter-carriers" kitchen or _salle-a-manger_. A dozen stalwart postmen leaped from their meals to rush at the intruder. In the midst of the confusion the policeman"s truncheon was seen to sway aloft. Next instant the vaulted roof rang with a terrible cry, which truth compels us to state was Floppart"s dying yell.
None of those who had begun the chase were in at the death--save the policeman,--not even Abel Bones, for that worthy did not by any means court publicity. Besides, he felt pretty sure that his end was gained.
He remembered, no doubt, the rule of the Office, that no letters or other things that have been posted can be returned to the sender, and, having seen the dog safely posted, he went home with a relieved mind.
Meanwhile the policeman took the remains of poor Floppart by the tail, holding it at arm"s-length for fear of the deadly poison supposed to be on its lips; and left the kitchen by a long pa.s.sage. The men of the Post-Office returned to their food and their duties. Those who manage the details of her Majesty"s mails cannot afford to waste time when on duty. The policeman, left to himself, lost himself in the labyrinth of the bas.e.m.e.nt. He made his way at last into the warm and agreeable room in which are kept the boilers that drive the engine that works the lifts. He was accosted by a stalwart stoker, whose appearance and air were as genial as the atmosphere of his apartment.
"Hallo!" said he, "what "ave you got there?"
"A mad dog," answered the policeman.--"I say, stoker, have you any ashpit where I could bury him?"
"Couldn"t allow "im burial in our ashpit," replied the stoker, with a decided shake of the head; "altogether out of the question."
The policeman looked at the dead dog and at the stoker with a perplexed air.
"I say, look here," he said, "couldn"t we--ah--don"t you think that we might--"
He paused, and cast a furtive glance at the furnaces.
"What! you don"t mean--cremate "im?"
The policeman nodded.