Chapter 164: Snakes Know How to Be Shy?
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Mr. Chen had never seen such a scene before. He was so surprised that his eyes almost popped out.
Su Qian crouched down and gently patted the heads of the venomous snake. When they were acting coquettishly, she chuckled and said, “Babies, 1 need to ask you for a favor.”
Their eyes were filled with respect as they looked at Su Qian. Each of the snakes was a well-behaved and innocent little baby. They raised their little faces innocently. It was obvious that no matter what Su Qian asked them to do next, they would obediently comply.
“I need your fresh p.o.o.p. Come, p.o.o.p in this medicine bowl,” Su Qian said with a smile.
“You, you must be joking!” Mu Shui was shocked and immediately raised his voice to ask.
“Hiss-!” The poisonous snakes turned their heads in dissatisfaction and glared at Mu Shui in unison. Their gazes were as fierce as curved knives. It was as if as long as Mu Shui said another word of nonsense, they would pounce on him together and bite him to death.
Mu Shui had never encountered such a formidable situation before. He was so scared that he trembled. He held his breath and did not even dare to let out a fart.
Not to mention Mu Shui, the onlookers who were originally curious and watching also silently distanced themselves. They were afraid that these poisonous snakes that killed without blinking would suddenly go crazy and pounce on them to bite them. They would die instantly.
Su Qian placed the stinky bowl of medicine in her hand on the ground and smiled brightly as she said, “Come, please.”
Most of the venomous snakes were carefree. They went straight to the bowl of medicine and puffed out a mixture of feces and urine with their long tails raised. The mixture fell into the bowl steadily, making the smell in the bowl stronger.
One snake after another, they joyfully released their excrement. Soon, the strange color of the ointment in the medicine bowl gathered more and more, making Lao Chen’s scalp tingle.
Su Qian counted the number of snakes, reaching a total of 17. When the eighteenth snake approached, it was a female snake. It was hesitant and unwilling to get close. It looked at Su Qian pitifully with its watery snake eyes.
“What’s wrong?” Su Qian tilted her head in confusion and raised her hand to touch the female snake.
“Master, this little snake is female. It said that it’s shy.” After hearing the female snake’s hiss, Xiao Yin helped translate.
When the surrounding people heard this, they were so shocked that they almost fell down.
Was there a mistake? Do snakes know how to be shy?
Su Qian turned around and saw that the dozen male snakes were looking at the female snake with great interest. It was only when they noticed her gaze that they sneakily averted their gazes as if they were proper snakes and showed no signs of peeking.
The corner of Su Qian’s mouth twitched involuntarily. She didn’t expect snakes to be so shameless. They even wanted to see a female snake do something shameful. How shameless…
“But I still need a poisonous snake to help me. How about this, I’ll use a handkerchief to help you block it.” As Su Qian spoke, she took out a handkerchief to shield the l.u.s.tful gazes of those perverted snakes.
The female snake nodded shyly and released its excrement under the cover of the handkerchief.
Su Qian patted the female snake’s head to express her grat.i.tude before instructing Xiao Yin to send the poisonous snakes away.
When everyone saw Xiao Yin swing its leg, and the poisonous snakes scattered like birds and beasts, quickly disappearing into various small corners, they all looked at Xiao Yin with even more fervent gazes, even hiding deep greed.
There were no good people in the underground city. It was common to burn, kill, and rob here. It was not uncommon for someone to take a fancy to another person’s treasure and fight for it on the street. It was not a rare occurrence..