Chapter 192: Chapter 192 Not Friend Arc— Like
Translator: Doggotranslation
“Because. . .” I thought about it and said casually: “I don’t like girls who drink.”
Xiao Yike’s eyes lit up suddenly, “Uncle, you mean, if I don’t drink, you will like me, right?”
“Hmm?” I was taken aback, then smiled: “Yes, if you don’t drink, I will like you, like you very much, like how I like Yuan Yuan.”
“Tsk!” Xiao Yike pursed her mouth, “You are still treating me like a child.”
Seeing Xiao Yike seemed to be really upset, I opened another can of beer and smiled: “I didn’t treat you like a child. Hehe, you are my little sister’s friend, so, I will always treat you as my little sister.”
“I don’t want to be your little sister!” Xiao Yike grabbed the beer in my hand. Before I could react, she took a sip and got up. After putting the can on the table, he gave me a sneaky smile, and sat down on my thigh with her arms hooked around my neck, and whispered: “Uncle, I want to be your friend and girlfriend.”
I was taken aback by her mischievous behavior. Wiping off the beer foam from the corner of her mouth with my finger, I said, “Oh? Is this a confession? Hehe, you are really bold enough.”
“It’s a confession,” Xiao Yike nodded and said: “Uncle, I’m serious, I like you a lot.”
The little minx deliberately wiggled the pet.i.te body that had an amazing curve, squinted those big watery eyes, and blew out a fragrant breath toward me flirtingly. The little mouth with a light lip gloss was moist and attractive, and it was getting closer and closer to me.
“Stop it,” I put my hand under her armpit and tickled her gently. The minx curled up and twitched, giggling non-stop while pretending to be angry: “Girls need to know how to respect themselves. Don’t be so close to men at all times. You will be easily taken advantage of by men.”
I felt like I was really about to become an uncle who liked to educate kids.
“Huh! Don’t know how to appreciate it! I only do it because it is you. If it were other people, you think I want to get close to them? Huh!” Xiao Yike snorted and then continued, “Uncle, you are too staid, too prudish, and too fond of pretending to be mature. That was why that vixen, whose surname is Mo would treat you like an elder.”
Staid? Prudish? Pretending to be mature? I secretly smiled bitterly. Was this really the impression I gave to other people? It seemed that I was still too humble, although I always felt that I was already bad enough. . .
It was indeed true when people say that one should not underestimate themselves.
Could it be that this was really how Mo Fei saw me, so she regarded me as a subst.i.tute for her father? I suddenly had a desire to cry. d.a.m.n it! No matter from which perspective, I was still a young and handsome twenty-four-year-old pure virgin. . .
I held back the tears of grievance and gave a bitter smile to little minx, “Vixen? Bratty girl, you are a girl, you shouldn’t talk like that.”
“What’s wrong with that? Although she has a father complex, she still ‘likes’ you, right? ”
The phrase father complex was like two steel forks, which first pierced my cheek, and then pierced my heart. That kind of feeling. . .
“She likes you, and she clearly wants to take you away from me. Moreover, she is the mistress in our relationship. So what’s wrong calling her Vixen? Seducing you and taking you away from me, I should have called her, b.i.t.c.h or s.l.u.t. It is disgusting that she thinks that she is still seventeen or eighteen!” The minx’s words were vicious, but then she suddenly stopped.
A smile quickly appeared on her face, and those big charming eyes were looking at me as if they could emit electric arcs. “But I don’t have the right to scold her, hehe, because I’m also a little vixen. Uncle, I’m just taking advantage of you now. While you are heartbroken, I want to give you my care and my love, so I can win over your heart, but I didn’t expect that you would not be tempted by a pretty girl sitting on your lap.”
I was so angry, but at the same time, I found it very funny: “I am heartbroken? By whom?”
The little minx didn’t seem to want to lift her a.s.s from my lap, and said in doubt: “Don’t you like that female liar named Mo?”
Mo Fei did lie to me, but I didn’t like how Xiao Yike addressed her, so I frowned, and then smiled: “Who said I like her?” Although I did like her before, now I was no longer confused about feelings. Mo Fei and I were just friends, because I had already made up my mind that I liked Liusu.
“You don’t like her?” I always felt that Xiao Yike’s suspicious expression was fake, “Then why are you unhappy now?”
“I was fooled by my friends. Would anyone be happy after knowing that? . .”
“Uncle, am I your friend?”
I was confused, “Yeah, why did you ask this question all of sudden?” Suddenly, I felt like Xiao Yike was leading me into something.
“Nothing, I just want to ask you a few questions,” Xiao Yike said with a grin: “Uncle, just answer me honestly. Since you treat me as a friend, do you want me to be happy, or do you want me to be unhappy?”
“Of course I want you to be happy.”
“Me too, although we are just friends at the moment. . .”
Just friends at the moment? A cold sweat broke out on my forehead. This bratty girl was determined to be my girlfriend in the future. Then I heard Xiao Yike continue to say: “Although we are still friends and our relationship can’t be developed further at this moment, I also hope that you can be happy, uncle. Of course, if you are happy for me, I will be happier.”
I couldn’t understand what the little minx was saying at all, “Yike. . .”
“But I am very unhappy now, do you know why?” Xiao Yike interrupted me, staring at my confused eyes, “Because you are not happy now, you are not happy, so I am not happy. Uncle, why can you be unhappy for a friend who deceived you, but they are refused to be happy for me, a friend who cares about you?”
I was stunned. Xiao Yike’s words were a little bit confusing and strange, but the meaning behind the words was irrefutable. What she said seemed to make sense, and what was even more surprising was that it was said by Xiao Yike, a delinquent girl.
Yes, why could I be unhappy for Mo Fei, but not happy for others?
Xiao Yike put her head on my shoulder, glanced sideways at the messy beer cans on the table, and said softly: “Uncle, that woman surnamed Mo is not worthy of you being unhappy for her, because she didn’t treat you as a friend at all; otherwise, she wouldn’t have deceived you. Seeing that you are unhappy, and torture yourself for someone who is not a friend, it really makes my heart hurts. Don’t forget that there are many people around you who care about you, they will be unhappy with you, me, Yuan Yuan, Dongfang little sister, Cheng Liu… Forget about her, she is my rival in love. . .”
The little minx had said with a serious tone. Including the last sentence, she did not seem to be joking at all. However, seeing this, I couldn’t help but laugh. As I laughed, the depression in my heart really faded a lot.
“Laughed, uncle you laughed!” Xiao Yike seemed to be happier than I was, “You finally have normal laughs now. The laughs you gave earlier were all fake.”
“Was it?” I tickled the minx’s armpit again, “I didn’t expect you to be so good at consoling others. Thank you, Yike. I feel much better now. Okay, let’s not drink beer now. Let’s drink orange juice and sing songs. Hehe.”
I had been physically and mentally exhausted recently, so some negative emotions had been acc.u.mulated in my mind to a certain extent. Since I no longer had a job, why not treat this as a holiday and have some fun for a couple of days to vent the negative emotions. After that, I could still find a new job. Life was all about forgetting the pain and actively looking for happiness. I did not expect that a little bratty girl would teach me this.
“I’ll pick a song,” the little minx leaned forward and took the playlist. Then she continued to lean in my arms while looking through it. “Actually, it’s not difficult to console others. Anyone can do it. Uncle, you don’t have to praise me. I will blush. Did you forget that, last time I had an argument with my dad, you were the one who came out to accompany me? ”
This was probably why it was so often the case that outsiders saw more of the game than players. Xiao Yike blinked her eyes and then said to me like a cunning businessman, “Uncle, if you really want to thank me, you can comfort me after I have an argument with my father next time.”
Receiving a drop of water shall be returned with a burst of spring; the minx had helped me heal my wounded heart, for a person who was accustomed to keeping things in the heart, this relieved feeling was really comfortable and moving. I immediately nodded and said: “Okay. . .”
Before I finished my words, I heard the little minx cheer: “Yay! Today, I will go back and have a fight with that smelly old man, and then run away from home, uncle, clean up the bed and wait for me in the bed~! ”
I was completely speechless. . .