Chapter 97: Chapter 97 Who Is Whose h.e.l.lo Kitty?
Translator: Doggotranslation Editor: Doggotranslation
Chu Yuan lifted her kitty cat and tapped my curled legs impatiently, “The front is too close to the TV, it is not good for my eyes.”
“Nonsense, then why do you always lie p.r.o.ne to watch the TV?” I leaned on the side of the sofa, like a warrior who was holding on to the position that was attacked by the enemy, and said with determination, “You just want to sit comfortably yourself, right? I am telling you, no way. I sat here first!”
I was quite speechless by my own childish behavior…
Sure enough, Chu Yuan stomped her feet in frustration and said, “You…You are the elder brother, you should humor the younger sister!”
Bratty girl, you only admit that I am your elder brother when you want to take advantage of it?
“I already did,” I pointed to the half of the sofa that was vacant in front of her, “you can sit there, it’s okay, I don’t mind you blocking the TV.”
“I…” Chu Yuan looked down at my feet, and said angrily, “Who wants to sit in the front and smell your stinky feet?”
“Does it smell?” I deliberately moved my feet and sniffed, “No smell, I just took a shower before eating, and I rubbed it with soap twice.”
If the cat in Chu Yuan’s arms was alive, probably it would have already been strangled to death by her. She glared at me, and gnashed her teeth, “do you want to move or not!”
Threaten me? If you persevere, then I will also stick to the end, “No, I am not going to move, unless you beg me.”
Perhaps from the satisfaction caused by the previous two punishments, I realized that I seemed to like the way Chu Yuan begged me a lot. Since I was young, I have always been bullied by her, saying that I didn’t want to turn the tide was a lie. But I also knew that it was impossible to completely reverse the situation, so if I tease her slightly from time to time, it still made me feel very happy.
“Huh! You ask for it!” I was dazed for a second, puzzled why Chu Yuan would give up so easily. However, unexpectedly, she took off her slippers and got on the sofa, “you don’t want me to lean on the armrest, then I will lead against you!”
Before I even reacted, this bratty girl even opened my legs, and leaned right into my arms! With full of fragrant warmth, it instantly made me panic for a while.
“If you dare to push me away, I will bite you!” The smelly girl seemed to have the power to predict what was about to happen. She turned her head to warn me fiercely: “Since you don’t want to give me the armrest, then you deserve to be my meat pad, this is punishment!”
“What kind of punishment is this?” I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. The smelly girl was too ignorant. This was clearly a reward!
“I cooked for you and washed the dishes for you. I am exhausted, but you don’t know how to be grateful. So you deserve to be punished!”
“Is there a need to be so exaggerated? It was just cooking and washing dishes.”
“Is there a need? Then you start cooking tomorrow.”
The bratty girl unleashed a killing blow and hit my vital point, “There is a need, a need. My dear little sister, you have worked very hard. Do you want me to manage your shoulders?”
The kitchen is a woman’s paradise, a man’s h.e.l.l, coaxing a woman into going to heaven is always better than going to h.e.l.l personally!
“That’s not necessary,” Chu Yuan proudly adjusted her body position, seeking the most comfortable posture, and then straightened two slender legs. Her snow-white feet just happened to reach the other end of the sofa, and the smelly girl seemed to be quite happy about it and said satisfactorily, “It’s pretty good, like tailor-made!”
Her slender, delicate body lay in my arms, the top of her little head just happened to touch my chin. The fragrance in her hair wafted into my heart, which made me feel both comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time. I smiled bitterly. “tailor-made? Are you talking about me?”
“Uh-huh,” the smelly girl raised the kitty cat over her head and shook it, laughing: “as a sofa cushion, you are much more comfortable than it, hee hee, large size kitty.”
Why do I feel like you are the kitty, my kitty… d.a.m.nit, Chu Yuan doesn’t need me to ma.s.sage her shoulders, then I don’t know where I should put my paws. Hug her? Er… isn’t that the same as a couple? I was terrified, but I was also eager to try it.
Some physical contact between siblings is allowed, right? It isn’t strange, right? It should be normal, right?
Why do I feel so awkward no matter where I put my arms? There seems to be a force called “natural” that was inducing me to put my arms around my little sister’s waist, but another force called “Shame” was fighting with it, and my hands were full of sweat, and while smelling the fragrant scent of Chu Yuan’s body, my face quickly warmed up, becoming extremely hot, and I even suspected that Chu Yuan could hear my rapid heartbeat.
“Is, is it…” Oh my grandma, little Chu Nan actually had reactions, I was shocked and ashamed, Chu Nan, you are really an animal, the girl in your arms is your little sister!
“Mhm.” Chu Yuan responded and then stopped talking. She used the remote control to change the TV channel to her favorite children’s channel and then started to watch the childish cartoons seriously. It seemed like she didn’t feel my physiological reaction.
Chu Yuan was attracted by the cartoons, and her snow-white little feet began to move from time to time, sometimes swinging, sometimes stacked together, like two naughty little white rabbits. I suspected that I might have a really serious foot fetish problem. My eyes couldn’t help but stare at her feet all the time, and a dirty idea started to emerge from my mind: I really wanted to tickle her feet…
“Even if you don’t tickle my feet, you’re still a pervert.”
Mind reading?!
I was terrified and wondered why Chu Yuan suddenly said such a sentence, “What did you say?” Guilty conscience, I felt so guilty that I almost broke out in a cold sweat, even the ‘angry’ little Chu Nan was scared into becoming soft.
Chu Yuan turned her pretty pink face around and said shyly, “Even if you never tickled my feet and never thought about taking a bath with me, you are still a pervert.”
I was dazed for a second and then realized that the bratty girl was talking about the topic we had during dinner. Oh boy! She suddenly stopped talking at that time, and only after half an hour did she just reply. It scared the s.h.i.t out of me. I thought she had discovered the dirty physical reaction I had!
“I haven’t done anything, why do you say that I am a pervert?”
“You are a pervert!” Chu Yuan snorted coldly, “I dare you say that you didn’t have any dirty thoughts about Dongfang and Sister b.o.o.by?”
“Huh?” I was dumbfounded, and couldn’t help frowning, “what do you mean?”
“This,” Chu Yuan turned around and used her beautiful figure to point at an area on my cheek. “Do you really not know who kissed you?”
I was not happy when she asked me like this, “Yuanyuan, have I ever lied to you since you were young? Your suspicion is an insult to me.”
Seeing that I wasn’t unhappy, Chu Yuan seemed a little panicked, but her mouth was still very stubborn, “I didn’t insult you. You are making a big fuss about it.”
I didn’t have the heart to see Chu Yuan’s panicked look, so I eased my tone and laughed: “I didn’t make a fuss about it, but I don’t know why you want to say that I have dirty thoughts about them. They are your friends, and they are still very-”
“Sister b.o.o.by is almost 20 years old, and she is not little,” Chu Yuan always took the discussion about her age too seriously, “And, Dongfang and I are both 16 years old, how am I little?”
“Okay, okay,” I compromised: “But they are all your friends, I would never have any dirty thoughts about them.”
Chu Yuan’s eyes suddenly became cold and she sneered: “So, if they were not my friends, then you would have?”
“No!” G.o.d, I have to pay a lot of attention when talking to this girl. She was twisting my words.
“Really?” Chu Yuan rolled her eyes and then suddenly had a serious expression, It made me very confused, “I am not sure about Sister b.o.o.by, but can you guarantee that you are not interested in Dongfang?”
“Her?” Thinking about Dongfang brat’s personality, my hair instantly stood on end. I would even try my best to avoid her, let alone have any thoughts about her. I was very confused about why she would suddenly ask about her, and her tone also sounded so certain, so I asked, “why would I be interested in her?”