"And we didn"t expect anything like this. It--is very generous of you, papa. Very!"
But he noticed that they made no move to unwrap the box. It still lay between them on the hay, where he had tossed it. Evidently their confidence in him had been severely shattered.
He sat down and unwrapped it himself. "They are guaranteed," he explained, pa.s.sing out the little pink slips gravely, "so when they wear holes you get another pair for nothing." The twins" faces had brightened wonderfully. "I will never play that kind of a trick again, twins, so you needn"t be suspicious of me. And say! Whenever you want anything so badly it makes you feel like that, come and talk it over. We"ll manage some way. Of course, we"re always a little hard up, but we can generally sc.r.a.pe up something extra from somewhere. And we will. You mustn"t--feel like that--about things. Just tell me about it. Girls are so--kind of funny, you know."
The twins and Connie rushed to the house to try the "feel" of the first, adored silk stockings. They donned them, admired them, petted Connie, idolized their father, and then removing them, tied them carefully in clean white tissue-paper and deposited them in the safest corner of the bottom drawer of their dresser. Then they lay back on the bed, thinking happily of the next cla.s.s party! Silk stockings! Ah!
"Can"t you just imagine how we"ll look in our new white dresses, Lark, and our patent leather pumps,--with silk stockings! I really feel there is nothing sets off a good complexion as well as real silk stockings!"
They were interrupted in this delightful occupation by the entrance of Fairy. The twins had quickly realized that the suggestion for their humiliating had come from her, and their hearts were sore, but being good losers--at least, as good losers as real live folks can be--they wouldn"t have admitted it for the world.
"Come on in, Fairy," said Lark cordially. "Aren"t we lazy to-day?"
"Twins," said Fairy, self-conscious for the first time in the twins"
knowledge of her, "I suppose you know it was I who suggested that idiotic little stocking stunt. It was awfully hateful of me, and so I bought you some real silk stockings with my own spending money, and here they are, and you needn"t thank me for I never could be fond of myself again until I squared things with you."
The twins had to admit that it was really splendid of Fairy, and they thanked her with unfeigned zeal.
"But papa already got us a pair, and so you can take these back and get your money again. It was just as sweet of you, Fairy, and we thank you, and it was perfectly dear and darling, but we have papa"s now, and--"
"Good for papa!" Fairy cried, and burst out laughing at the joke that proved so expensive for the perpetrators. "But you shall have my burnt offering, too. It serves us both right, but especially me, for it was my idea."
And Fairy walked away feeling very gratified and generous.
Only girls who have wanted silk stockings for a "whole lifetime" can realize the blissful state of the parsonage twins. They lay on the bed planning the most impossible but magnificent things they would do to show their grat.i.tude, and when Aunt Grace stopped at their door they leaped up to overwhelm her with caresses just because of their gladness.
She waved them away with a laugh. "April Fool, twins," she said, with a voice so soft that it took all the sting from the words. "I brought you some real silk stockings for a change." And she tossed them a package and started out of the room to escape their thanks. But she stopped in surprise when the girls burst into merry laughter.
"Oh, you silk stockings!" Carol cried. "Three pairs! You darling sweet old auntie! You would come up here to tease us, would you? But papa gave us a pair, and Fairy gave us a pair, and--"
"They did! Why, the silly things!" And the gentle woman looked as seriously vexed as she ever did look--she had so wanted to give them the first silk-stocking experience herself.
"Oh, here you are," cried Prudence, stepping quickly in, and speaking very brightly to counterbalance the gloom she had expected to encounter.
She started back in some dismay when she saw the twins rolling and rocking with laughter, and Aunt Grace leaning against the dresser for support, with Connie on the floor, quite speechless.
"Good for you, twins,--that"s the way to take hard knocks," she said.
"It wasn"t a very nice trick, though of course papa didn"t understand how you felt about silk stockings. It wasn"t his fault. But Fairy and I ought to be ashamed, and we are. I went out and got you some real genuine silk ones myself, so you needn"t pray for them any more."
Prudence was shocked, a little hurt, at the outburst that followed her words.
"Well, such a family!" Aunt Grace exclaimed. And then Carol pulled her bodily down beside her on the bed and for a time they were all incapable of explanations.
"What is the joke?" Prudence asked, again and again, smiling,--but still feeling a little pique. She had counted on gladdening their sorry little hearts!
"Stockings, stockings--Oh, such a family!" shrieked Carol.
"There"s no playing jokes on the twins," said Aunt Grace weakly. "It takes the whole family to square up. It"s too expensive."
Then Lark explained, and Prudence sat down and joined the merriment, which waxed so noisy that Mr. Starr from the library and Fairy from the kitchen, ran in to investigate.
"April Fool, April Fool," cried Carol, "We never played a trick like this, Larkie--this is our masterpiece."
"You"re the nicest old things that ever lived," said Lark, still laughing, but with great warmth and tenderness in her eyes and her voice. "But you can take the stockings back and save your money if you like--we love you just as much."
But this the happy donors stoutly refused to do. The twins had earned this wealth of hose, and finally, wiping their eyes, the twins began to smooth their hair and adjust their ribbons and belts.
"What"s the matter?" "Where are you going?" "Will you buy the rest of us some silk stockings?" queried the family, comic-opera effect.
"Where are we going?" Carol repeated, surprised, seeming to feel that any one should know where they were going, though they had not spoken.
"We"re going to call on our friends, of course," explained Lark.
"Of course," said Carol, jabbing her hair pins in with startling energy.
"And we"ve got to hurry. We must go to Mattie"s, and Jean"s, and Betty"s, and Fan"s, and Birdie"s, and Alice"s, and--say, Lark, maybe we"d better divide up and each take half. It"s kind of late,--and we mustn"t miss any."
"Well, what on earth!" gasped Prudence, while the others stared in speechless amazement.
"For goodness" sake, Carol, hurry. We have to get clear out to Minnie"s to-night, if we miss our supper."
"But what"s the idea? What for? What are you talking about?"
"Why, you silly thing," said Carol patiently, "we have to go and tell our friends that we"ve got four pairs of silk stockings, of course. I wouldn"t miss this afternoon for the world. And we"ll go the rounds together, Lark. I want to see how they take it," she smiled at them benignly. "I can imagine their excitement. And we owe it to the world to give it all the excitement we can. Prudence says so."
Prudence looked startled. "Did I say that?"
"Certainly. You said pleasure--but excitement"s very pleasing, most of the time. Come on, Larkie, we"ll have to walk fast."
And with a fond good-by to the generous family, the twins set out to spread the joyful tidings, Lark pausing at the door just long enough to explain gravely, "Of course, we won"t tell them--er--just how it happened, you know. Lots of things in a parsonage need to be kept dark.
Prudence says so herself."
CHAPTER IV
HOW CAROL SPOILED THE WEDDING
A day in June,--the kind of day that poets have rhymed and lovers have craved since time began. On the side porch of the parsonage, in a wide hammock, lay Aunt Grace, looking languidly through half-closed lids at the girls beneath her on the step. Prudence, although her face was all a-dream, bent conscientiously over the bit of linen in her hands. And Fairy, her piquantly bright features clouded with an unwonted frown, crumpled a letter in her hand.
"I do think men are the most aggravating things that ever lived," she declared, with annoyance in her voice.
The woman in the hammock smiled slightly, and did not speak. Prudence carefully counted ten threads, and solemnly drew one before she voiced her question.
"What is he saying now?"
"Why, he"s still objecting to my having dates with the other boys."
Fairy"s voice was vibrant with grief. "He does make me wild! Aunt Grace, you can"t imagine. Last fall I mentioned casually that I was sure he wouldn"t object to my having lecture course dates--I was too hard up to buy a ticket for myself; they cost four dollars, and aren"t worth it, either. And what did he do but send me eight dollars to buy two sets of tickets! Then this spring, when the baseball season opened, he sent me season tickets to all the games suggesting that my financial stringency could not be pleaded as an excuse. Ever since he went to Chicago last fall we"ve been fighting because the boys bring me home from parties. I suppose he had to go and learn to be a pharmacist, but--it"s hard on me.