"The lion," replied Prudy.
"The whale," said Dotty. "Which do you, Mrs. Pragoff?"
"This sort of animal, that _thinks_," replied the lady, touching Dotty"s shoulder: "this shows the most amazing power of all."
"You don"t mean to call me an animal," said Dotty, with a slight shade of resentment in her voice.
"Why, little sister, I just hope you"re not a vegetable! Don"t you know we are all animals that breathe?"
"O, are we? Then I don"t care," said Dotty, and serenely followed the others up stairs, "where the dried things were."
Next they went to Wood"s Museum, and saw greater wonders still.
The "Sleeping Beauty," dreaming of the Prince, with lips just parted and breath very gently coming and going. Dotty would not believe at first that her waxen bosom palpitated by clockwork.
There were distorted mirrors, which Horace held Flyaway up to peep into, that he might enjoy her bewilderment when she saw her face twisted into strange shapes.
The Cardiff Giant, which Horace said "you might depend upon was a hoax."
An Egyptian dromedary, which Fly "just knew" had a sore throat; and a stuffed gorilla in "buffalo coat and leather gloves."
Then they had a lunch at Delmonico"s, quite as good, Prudy admitted, "as what you found in Boston."
After this, to Dotty"s dismay, they went to the Academy of Design, and criticised pictures.
The statue of Eve Horace regarded with some contempt. "No wonder she didn"t know any better than to eat the apple! What do you expect of a woman with such a small head as that? Look here who do you suppose was Eve"s shoemaker? Cain?"
"Shoemaker? Why, Horace, she"s barefoot."
"So she is, now, Dot; but she"s worn shoes long enough to cramp her toes."
"Strange I never noticed that before," said Mrs. Pragoff. "I think the sculptor ought to know your criticism, Master Horace."
"She"s a woman that understands what a boy is worth," thought Horace, very much flattered. "Tell you what, I never saw a more sensible person than Mrs. Pragoff."
"Now, dears, shall we go to Stewart"s?"
"O, no"m; please don"t," cried Dotty. "Because," added she, checking herself, "their curtains are all down; and don"t you s"spose Mr.
Stewart and the clerks have gone off somewhere?"
Mrs. Pragoff laughed, but, concluding the child was very tired, proposed going home; and, to Dotty"s great joy, they started at once.
"I shall so grieve to part with you!" said Mrs. Pragoff, as they went along. "I wish you were mine to keep, every soul of you."
But Dotty noticed that while she spoke she was looking at Prudy.
CHAPTER XI.
THE JEWEL CABINET.
Alas for the diamond and the ruby rings! New York is "a city of magnificent distances," and by the time the children were safely at home, there was a great stir through the house. Colonel Allen and wife had come. Too late now to think of hunting for anything.
"Where are my little folks?" rang Uncle Augustus"s cheery voice through the hall; and in he came, not looking ill in the least. His eyes were as black as ever, and he carried just as much flesh on his tall, large frame. Somehow, he cheered one"s heart like an open fire. So did Aunt Madge. There wasn"t so much of her in size, but there was what you might call a "warm tone" over her whole face, which made you think of sunshine and fair weather. So in walked "an open fire" and a "ray of sunshine,"
and "took off their things." Of course there were laughing and kissing; and Fly, without being requested, hugged Uncle "Gustus like a little "grizzle."
"Sorry I cried so "bout you bein" sick. Didn"t "spect you"d get well."
"Beg pardon for disappointing you. How many tears, did you waste, little Crocodile? Why, children, you"re as welcome, all of you, as crocuses in spring. But no; it"s you who should bid _us_ welcome. I understand you are keeping house, and auntie and I have come visiting?"
"O, no, no, no," cried Prudy; "we"ve got all over that; and I tell you, auntie, now you"ve come home, I feel as if an elephant had rolled right off my heart."
"Why, I hope nothing serious has happened," said Mrs. Allen, looking at the pile of nutsh.e.l.ls Fly had just dropped on the carpet, and at Dotty"s cloak, which lay beside Horace"s cap on the piano-stool.
"Yes"m, there is sumpin happened," spoke up Fly from the floor, where she sat with "chestnuts in her lap, and munched, and munched, and munched." "I"ve had the fever, but I didn"t die in it."
"She wasn"t much sick, auntie; but it frightened us. Mrs. Fixfax rolled her up six yards deep in blankets, and we thought "what is home without a mother?" And then, you see, I didn"t know the least thing about cooking, for all I pretended. I tell you, auntie, it"s very different not to have anybody to ask how to do things."
"Such messes, you ought to seen "em, auntie," struck in Dotty, without the least pity.
"Pshaw! we didn"t starve, nor anywhere near it," cried Horace. "I wouldn"t say anything, Dot, for Prue worked like a Trojan, and you dawdled round with rings on your thumbs."
At the mention of rings, Dotty blushed, and stole a glance at Mrs.
Allen.
"See, auntie," said she, taking off her rosary, "this is my Christmas present; but it doesn"t make me a Catholic--does it?"
"How beautiful, my child! A full rosary of one hundred and fifty beads.
It is called "a chaplet of spiritual roses." Red, white, and damask.
Pray, who could have given it to you?"
"A lady that ran away from Poland. Now don"t you know? Sleeps with a feather bed over her, covered with satin."
"Mrs. Pragoff? You haven"t been to her house?"
"Yes"m, we did, and to her church in Trinity; and she made a party for us, and we staid all night."
"That"s a remarkable joke," said Colonel Allen, rubbing his hands. "She must have had a bee in her bonnet with all these rollicking children round her."
"No"m, she never; but I had the nosy-bleed on the _pew-quishon_ awful.
Had to be tookened home. Didn"t eat no supper."
"You don"t tell me there was a scene in church," cried Aunt Madge, looking at Uncle Augustus, who rubbed his hands again, and laughed heartily. "How happened you to go, Horace?"
"It wasn"t my doings, auntie. Topknot had been lying in a steam all night, and I told Mrs. Fixfax she wasn"t fit to go out of the house; but no attention was paid to what _I_ said. Notice was served on me to take the little thing off visiting, and I had to obey. But I tell you I was thankful she didn"t do anything worse than to b.u.mp her nose, though she did scream murder, and we followed her out in a straight line."