Chapter 79 - Don’t make yourself into a garbage dump
Edited by xiin and Noks
Yu Yan pulled the two of them into the game, only to see two poor figures in white clothes and grey trousers standing side by side. The new face on the right looked really garish and gaudy.
It was a female character wearing a dark grey miniskirt and tight black suspenders, with a red scarf tied around the neck, and the ID below this avatar was XiaogegeMua.
?
Yu Yan’s expression was complicated as he asked, “Good Show, your character……”
“Pretty ba?” Good Show laughed. “While wearing these clothes and carrying this name, no matter how noob I play, no one curses me out.”
Yu Yan asked, “Then what about when you speak?”
It was quiet for a while, but soon, the microphone icon in the game brightened again.
“Little Gege, can you take me to nom on chicken ma?” A female voice rang out, and there was no difference between Good Show’s way of speaking and the voice of a female anchor, with the low tones of a man having completely disappeared.
Yu Yan was shocked and praised from the bottom of his heart, “Awesome.”
“It’s alright.” Good Show’s voice changed again, this time to a domineering Jie’s voice, carrying a languid tone and sounding especially seductive. “This sound card is expensive, but sadly LoL doesn’t have an open all-world voice channel, so it can’t be properly used… Why do you think I have to learn to play PUBG?”
It was too honest a confession.
The fledgling little anchor was completely dazzled by Good Show.
[Sit down, sit down, operate normally!]
[Good Show’s livestream is really wonderful. Otherwise, how did you think that a random LoL player could spread and become known all over the world?]
[Lolololololol, it’s like Xiao Yan has opened the door to a whole new world.]
“But you’re also really powerful.” Good Show said, “I still have to use a sound card over here, you don’t even need a sound card.”
Yu Yan froze, and then realized that what the other side was talking about was the game from before, the one where he had pretended to be a girl.
That was pretty much his dark history, and those sound clips had also been edited and spread by fans. Everyday, whenever he saw the @him on Weibo on such posts, he felt so ashamed.
“I was in a bit of a panic that time,” Yu Yan said.
“Were you? I thought it sounded pretty nice! Or, how about you do it again?” Good Show said with a laugh. “You’re younger than me ba? Call out a Gege for me to hear… Who’s the other person in the team? A boss of the stream?”
“En.” Yi Chen had on a skin-deep smile as he said, “We meet again.”
Good Show: “….”
This voice was too familiar, and Good Show’s impression of the voice’s owner was very deep, so he almost instantly recognized him.
He froze and quickly stared at the screen.
[Yep, it’s the big boss of Xiao Yan’s stream, Boss 1.]
[Look up at the star offering list, he’s the first one there.]
—Then you guys should have given me a f.u.c.king head’s up earlier ah.
He had already sensed that something was off at the gala itself. The atmosphere between these two people had been so strange, and now it seemed likek2026;
“I’m kiddingk2026;” Good Show said.
“Yi Gege.”
Yu Yan’s left elbow was propped up on the computer desk, with his thumb jabbing into his lower lip, and his eyes immediately shifted away from the camera. He learned very quickly and called out in a vague manner, “Yi Gege, click to queue.”
[?]
[??? You’re all very flirty ah??]
[!?! As a 1YanTang girl, I’m going to send little stars to Good Show’s livestream now! Thank you for your kindness! Give me a call later if you need anything!!]
Yi Chen was also in a rarely seen stunned state. He raised his eyebrows, and the slight flare of anger that had just risen up was stamped out until not even a flicker of it was left.
Yu Yan’s neck had turned red by the time he finished calling Yi Chen, and his white T-shirt couldn’t cover it. He ignored the clamor in the barrage and ran all the way to the seaside after entering Manners Plaza.
“……” Good Show said, “As expected, you’re still the awesome one.”
Pa.s.ser-by No. 3 immediately turned on his mic. “Little Jiejie, who’s awesome?”
“You’re awesome,” Good Show quickly picked up the thread of the conversation and praised, “You look at your mask, it costs more than 1000 yuan. If you’re not awesome, who’s awesome ya?”
No. 3 immediately said, “If you like it, I’ll take it off and give it to you.”
Good Show asked, “Can you really?”
“Sure, do you want the underwear too? I’ll give everything to you.” No. 3 hehe-d.
[c.r.a.p, where did this wretched man come from?]
[Retreat, retreat, retreat, what kind of shabby thing is this, I feel uncomfortable.]
The computer version was different from the mobile version, you couldn’t block only one teammate’s voice in the computer version. Yu Yan immediately shut down the game voice channel and said, “Betting has been opened for this match, and there’s no way to retreat. I’ll block the voice channel first and only turn it on again when we’re about to jump off the plane.”
It seemed that Good Show also thought that this person had some problems, so he didn’t respond to him anymore. After the plane took off, Yu Yan opened the map, and No. 3 marked the Military Base.
No. 3 asked, “Does little Jiejie want to jump to the Military Base? There’s a lot of people, and it’s very exciting.”
“I don’t really know how to play.” Good Show didn’t give a very firm refusal. He was different from other novices, he had enough techniques to kill someone piled all the way up; he knew all the basics of the game way too well. He had learned to search for things and everything else, but also thought that it would be good for him to gather some more practical experience.
“No problem, I’ll protect you!”
“Then Xiao Yan, where are you jumping to?” Good Show asked.
Yu Yan marked a point in the upper city district. “The two of us will jump here. 1, just jump to the building I marked.”
Yi Chen put down his papers. Although it was the weekend, it was still the end of the year, and he had brought some work back home.
“Okay.”
“Then I’ll jump with you guys,” Good Show immediately said.
“Are you a man ah, No. 2? Are you jumping there to be a dog in the upper city?” No. 3 finished talking, then added in a low voice, “f.u.c.king wussy dog.”
Yu Yan was No. 2.
He seldom said dirty words during his livestream, and had never even quarrelled with his stream followers or teammates. Moreover, the Internet was so huge, and there were all kinds of people present there. Really getting into it with all these kinds of people would be too tiring.
He didn’t plan on answering to such an insult, but the stream followers in the barrage couldn’t listen to No. 3 anymore, and so all of them started fighting back in the comments. Yu Yan was just planning on telling everyone to not waste their efforts on this kind of person when—
“Your mouth is so dirty, do you use it to wash the bathroom?” Yi Chen asked.
Good Show hastily followed up with, “No. 3, you’re not interesting like that ah.”
No. 3 was stunned and said, “No.1, am I talking to you? What are you doing replying so fast? Little Jiejie, it’s fine, I’m just kidding, okay ba.”
He said he was joking, but there seemed to be a trace of reluctance in his tone when he said it.
Finally, the four people landed in the upper urban area together. The route the flight took was a little far away from the upper urban area, so it could only be reached by either opening their parachute early or driving. Therefore, no one else landed with them, and they were the only team there. The only disadvantage was that they were not in the circle.
After searching for ten minutes, Yu Yan collected his gun, went out, got into the car he had found before, and drove all the way to the house where Yi Chen was located.
He said, “1…… Come out, let’s go.”
“Okay.”
“What kind of car is it ah?” Good Show asked.
“A buggy.” Buggies could only hold 2 people, so Yu Yan said, “I’ll go ahead on the road, and if I see a car, I’ll come back to pick you guys up. There should be a lot of cars around here, you guys also come out and take a look.”
“h.e.l.lo, wait. You take the little Jiejie away,” No. 3 said, “Ladies first, don’t you understand that ah?”
Yu Yan was too lazy to talk to him, but since he kept pushing him, Yu Yan said, “Then do you understand that men and women are equal?”
Having finished saying that, Yu Yan didn’t even turn his head and picked up Yi Chen, then leaving the area.
Entering the circle, Yu Yan looked around a couple of houses, and first threw down a sniper rifle and a 4x scope. “Do you want them?”
“No, I’ll try the two in my hands today.” Yi Chen dropped an 8x scope and said, “Since it’s a 98K, you can install this ba.”
Yu Yan replied, “Okay.”
These words were heard by Good Show. He and No. 3 had finally entered the circle together, after which they ran to the house, and asked, “Xiao Yan, old rules, how about I pay you 100 for your 98K?”
“His gun isn’t okay.” Yi Chen looked at the two SKSs with 2x scopes on his back and said, “I have a 4x scope here. I’ll sell it to you at 50, do you want it?”
How could Good Show not f.u.c.king want it ah?
“Want, want, want, toss it over ba. I’ll give you money via WeChat.”
Yi Chen’s tone was light. “No need, you just directly give him gifts.”
“I think you two lordships are very interesting.” No. 3 said, “This Meizi asked you for a gun. Wouldn’t it be fine if you just gave it? But then you’re even charging money, has money just wormed its way into your eyes?”
Yu Yan actually had often lended his gun out when he had played as an accompanying player. After all, as long as the boss was happy, he didn’t mind it, and it was the same while playing with friends. However, his livestream was an entirely different issue. In order to ensure the quality of the stream, he had to work hard to make it into the final circle.
The only exception was Yi Chen. Yu Yan had to admit that he had his own selfish motives there. And all the stream followers knew that Yi Chen was the big boss of his studio, thus had never said anything about it.
Yu Yan said, “I see you have an M24 on your back. That’s better, you give it to her ba.”
“Me?” No. 3, who was presently at quite a distance away from their two houses, paused for a bit before continuing, “I’m so far away from you guys, it’s not convenient to come and go ah…”
This person was a model example of someone who was free with other people’s money.
Yu Yan ignored him, but his disgust was clearly already displayed on his face.
[Xiao Yan is angry, hahahaha, his lips are all pursed.]
[True lividness.]
At this time, they met an enemy team.
That team had just come out of the school and so was loaded with stuff. They were carrying three full M4s. As soon as they rushed up, it resulted in a direct gunfight.
Good Show was the first to be knocked down. Yi Chen had an Uzi in his hands, which wasn’t easy to use. He fell to the ground after a few seconds of fighting against the other team.
No. 3 saw this and sneered, “No. 1, you’re too noob, but you still have the guts to ask someone for a 98K ah?”
[Is there something wrong with this guy, when did Boss 1 ever ask for the 98K??]
[He’s a fool, everyone don’t get angry.]
While they were talking, the team that had rushed up had already been killed by them. Out of them all, Yu Yan had hit and killed three of them.
After clearing out the enemy, No. 3 immediately went to loot things.
Everyone had thought that the recent quarrel had already ended, but who would have expected Yu Yan to suddenly turn his mic on after putting his gun away.
“Why don’t you see what exactly you are? The person you killed was maimed by No. 1 before. You just seized a weak point, and you’re that proud of yourself?” Yu Yan continued, “You go over to the place where you just killed that person and look, how many bullet holes are yours? One out of 30, are you the master of outlining a body?”
No one had expected him to curse someone out. Within a moment, the barrage screen immediately filled with 666s.
No. 3 replied, “My a.s.s, I shot and hit several times… That person took a first-aid kid, okay ba?”
“I was killing other people, but I’m not blind.” Yu Yan’s voice was cold. “If you’re going to lie down and eat chicken, shut up and quietly lie there, don’t make yourself into a garbage dump.”
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Juurensha: Oooooo, vicious Yanyan. That’s what you get for attacking Boss Yi in front of him! And hahaha, I think we found out which friend Yanyan talked to about getting a voice changer for Huanhuan now in GHFOD….
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