Pure Love X Insult Complex

「Your expression has changed」

Takes.h.i.+bsenpai told me.

「…Is that so?」
「Yesterday, it feels like you"re unreliable but…you"re stretched right now. You"re making a『manly』face」
「…Thank you very much」
「Take care of Yamamine」
「Yes…I"ll protect Megu…therefore, sorry. I"ll leave Megu in your care during club activities」

I bow my head to captain Takes.h.i.+ba

「Un…I know. Yamamine is my club member. Don"t worry and leave her to me…!」

Captain promised with a frank smile.

「By the way…Takes.h.i.+bsenpai」

There"s something I"m curious about

「…What?」
「Why did you know that Megu"s house isn"t deeply related to s.h.i.+rasaka family?」

Right…the relations.h.i.+p of s.h.i.+rasaka house and Yamamine house…
It"s not that everyone knows it…

「Oh, well you see…」

Takes.h.i.+bsenpai points at the drinking fountain at the end of the club building

「That person told me…」

A girl hiding behind the drinking fountain watching our state…
…That is…
…Iwakursenpai?

「I don"t know why is she familiar with Yamamine"s family but…she"s the student council president so she might have some special way of knowing…for the time being, it is as she said」
「Takes.h.i.+bsenpai knows Iwakurkaichou?」
「Well…I"m the director of the athletics club. I meet her during the budget meeting. Or rather…we"re in the same year. Even though she was the most gloomy and unknown during the first year…she has changed a lot. The third years call her『small Yuzuki』」
「…『Small Yuzuki』?」
「The English teachers had『Yuzuki』sensei right? Oh, she hasn"t taught the first years…Anyway, she"s a teacher that"s always proud and has a poisonous tongue」
「Err…she"s our homeroom teacher…Yuzuki-sensei」

Or rather…Minaho-neesan

「Eh, why?」
「Well…our homeroom teachers swapped last week」1
「Is that so?…I never knew. Then, you get it don"t you…Iwakura has the same atmosphere as Yuzuki-sensei?」

…What I know now is Minaho-neesan when she"s gentle.
But…true, Minaho-neesan on her『intercept mode』when it comes to anyone but her family is similar to Iwakurkaichou
The way they stretch their back, and fold their arms…
Or rather…Iwakurkaichou imitates her.
Iwakurkaichou wants to be Minaho-neesan but…she can"t so she falls over.
She"s that kind of person.

「…Look, she seems to be calling you」

Captain Takesiba said and when I take a look at Iwakursan again…
She"s beckoning me.
Extremely arrogant and proud att.i.tude…

「Then, I"m going…excuse me Takes.h.i.+bsenpai」
「Yeah…come back when the morning practice ends!」
「Yes… got it!」

I bow to captain Takes.h.i.+ba and head towards Iwakurkaichou
While making a trot…
I confirm the weapon hidden in my school uniform.
She"s a person who sent a killer from the underground aiming for my life.
There"s also the delinquents who attacked inside the campus.
…I must not neglect caution

「…Come here」

Going to the drinking fountain…Iwakurkaichou told me.

「There are other students here…Takes.h.i.+bsan"s glaring here…」
「That said…I think that it"s dangerous to be alone with you」

Iwakurkaichou laughed.

「What are you saying…aren"t we both『toys』of Yuzuki-sensei…?」

Her smile is suspicious.
It"s too doubtful.

「Anyway, come this way」

Iwakurkaichou takes me to an unpopulated gym.
I made sure I can take out my『beat up stick』anytime…
I look around…but there doesn"t seem to be anyone around.

「Well you see…I"ve misunderstood about you」

As soon as we"re alone…Iwakursan suddenly spoke.

「…What about?」
「My…you don"t need to play dumb. It"s about s.h.i.+rasaksan」

…Yukino?

「I"ve got an order from Yuzuki-sensei…it seems to be your plan」

Speaking of which…last night
Minaho-neesan said『I"ll take a break for a moment』and went out of the monitoring room.
Did she contact Iwakursan back then?
Furthermore…it seems that she told Iwakursan that I"m the planner of this『scheme』…

「Who would"ve thought that you"d come up with such a pleasant plan…I see you in a new light」

Iwakursan looks at me with a smile.

「Actually, I was preparing a second round of plan to get you down but I will stop that. If you can make such an anarchic project then I"d like to build frens.h.i.+p with you」

…What plan?
Just what is Minaho-neesan going to do with Yukino?
But…Iwakursan shouldn"t notice that I don"t know anything…
I…

「That"s right…I thought I want to get along with Iwakurkaichou…」

…Was I able to play properly?

「Anyway…leave all the prep to me. I"ve already made arrangements. Let"s have fun to the fullest…!」
「Yes…my best regards」

I bow to Iwakurkaichou

「…Please tell Yuzuki-sensei that『I will finish the prep by the end of homeroom this morning』 Okay?」
「Yes…I"m also expecting it」
「Ufufu…you speak cutely. Then…!」

Iwakurkaichou leaves smiling.
…I
…I hurry back to the monitoring room.
I have to make Minaho-neesan tell me the contents of the『plan』…
I ran towards the princ.i.p.al"s office.

　　　◇　◇　◇

From the princ.i.p.al"s office I go down to the monitoring room.
Huh…she"s not here?
Only Katsuko-nee, Nei-san and Mana are in the monitor room?

「Welcome back, Onii-chan!」

Mana is playing cards with Nei-san again
…No

「Right now…I"m being taught by Nei-san how to swindle」

…Swindle?

「Manchan"s got the talent!…With this, I think that she can pa.s.s with her swindling even in Las Vegas!」
「…Really!?」
「Un! To cheat, you need three skills; acting, slight of hand, and courage…but Mana has it all good. She"s also a good thinker」
「Uwa, yay!~」

Well…it"s good as long as Mana"s happy
I"ll leave Mana and Nei-san play cards…
No…everyone in『Kuromori』are much more intelligent than me…
Whoever I play with will only result in me losing.
…No.
…Rather than that

「What"s wrong Onii-chan? Who are you looking for?」

Mana asks at me who looks around

「Yo-chan…if it"s Kuu-chan then she"s in the toiletr」

…Kuu-chan?
…Who?

「Kudou-san. Since she"s Kudou then I thought of calling her Kuu-chan…」2

Nei-san said brightly…

「…Unfortunately, I refuse!」

The door to the bathroom opens up…
…And Michi appears
She"s wiping her hand with a white lace handkerchief…
And she glared at Nei-san.

「…Michi?」

When I call her out…

「Eh, Yo-chan is calling her Michi?…Then I"ll do that too!」

When Nei-san said that…Michi coldly…

「I won"t allow anyone but Yos.h.i.+da to call me Michi…!」

Nei-san looks at me

「…Yo-chan, you"re called『Yos.h.i.+da』?」
「Yes…for some reason it became like that」

Un…Michi"s younger. Speaking of which

「Yos.h.i.+da…I"ve been observing your state since last night and continued to think. I just came up with an answer in the toilet」

Michi looks around
…Margo-san"s not here

「As expected…Yos.h.i.+da needs to die!」

…Eh?

「With the『Eternal Force Blizzard』…!」

…Err
If I recall…
She"s going to trap me in a cold warehouse…?

「Wait, Mii-chan, what"s wrong?」

Nei-san tries to stop Michi…
Or rather, she decided that it"s not『Mii-chan』

「…Yos.h.i.+da"s shameful! Too shameful! I can"t let Misuzu-sama be taken to the extreme shamefulness!」

Oh…Michi
She"s been watching the『overkill s.e.x』with Megu and Mana this morning…
The『naked stroll』and the『rape play』…!
Everyone"s been watching it from this monitoring room…
S-s.h.i.+t!

「…I will exterminate Yos.h.i.+da here! I will fix you!」

Michi takes out her electric baton out of her skirt…!

「No, Kudou-san…that was Mana and Megu-oneechan"s request to Onii-chan…」

Mana shouts in panic…

「Then…if Misuzu-sama asks for it then Misuzu-sama will be doing the same thing?」
「U-Un…when it comes to Onii-chan"s nature, I think that will happen…」
「I will not let that happen! If Misuzu-sama"s going to do something that shameless…then I will kill Yos.h.i.+da here and suicide after! I"ll do that…!」

Michi"s eyes were serious

「I"ve talked with father a while ago…!」

Oh right…Michi went to deliver breakfast to Kudou-papa didn"t he?

「Then…what did Kudou-san say?」

When I asked her…

「Father said『Whatever you do, do it with no regrets』 Therefore…I will beat up Yos.h.i.+dsama…to death!」
「…B-beat up?」
「I will literally strike you dead!!!!!」

Michi"s electric baton shows a blue spark!
…That"s not beating up to death!
…You intend to kill me through electric shock.

「I"ll beat you to death with『Eternal Force Blizzard』…!」

Hey hey…you intend to freeze me too?!!!
…Then

「…But, if Kudou-san kills him then…Misuzu-sama would be in trouble」

Katsuko-nee said calmly while looking at the monitors.

「…Oh, right. Speaking of which, it"s about time!」

…Nei-san"s startled too

「Eh, what is it?」

Mana asks Nei-san

「Huh…Manchan doesn"t know? Mi-chan"s morning ritual…!」

…Right
…It"s about time
At the moment I thought of that.
My phone rings.

「Michi, stop…it"s Misuzu」
「…Misuzu-sama?」

Michi puts down her electric baton
I pick up my phone in a hurry?

「h.e.l.lo…Misuzu! What"s wrong? Pee time?」

To my voice, Misuzu…

『I-I"m about to leaaaaak! Dannsamaaa!!!!』

The voice that leaks out of the phone…should be heard by Michi

「Are you in the toiler right now! Then pee right now! Now!!」

I yell at the phone!

『Y-Yes! Misuzu"s permitted to pee!!!』

…Jorororororororo

The sound of water streaming can be heard transmitted from the other side of the phone.

『Aaaaah, Dannsamaa…it"s coming out right nowww! Misuzu"s peeing right noww!!!!』

Misuzu shouts in a tearful tone.
The sound of her pee doesn"t easily end…

「Mii-chan you see…she"s not supposed to pee unless she"s allowed by Yo-chan」

Nei-san told Michi.
Michi opens her mouth in blank surprise.

「Speaking of which, there was a call yesterday morning too」

Mana remembers the call from yesterday in the car.

「It"s been every morning…right, Yo-chan?」

Nei-san asked about the day before yesterday

「…It"s two, morning and night」

Hearing what I said, Nei-san became speechless.

「Not just morning but she also calls at night…Misuzu won"t pee unless I allow her」

When I say that, Nei-san…

「But…Yo-chan, you haven"t made a call with Mii-chan last night?」

…Eh?

「Last night we were together in this room weren"t we?」

…That"s right

「Yo-chan…n.o.body called you last night?!」

I got startled.

「Misuzu…could it be that you haven"t peed since last night?」

If Misuzu didn"t do her regular urination last night…!

『…Last night had the s.h.i.+rasaka related incident continues so I thought that Dannsama"s very busy…!』
「…So you didn"t call and hold back your pee?」
『…Yes, Dannsama』

…Jororororo

She"s still peeing…
Misuzu, how much did you hold back?!

「Idiot! Don"t hold back! What will you do if your bladder burst?」
『Because…I didn"t have Dannsama"s permission…there"s no way I can do that!』
「Do it even if I don"t tell you!」
『That"s!』

…Uuuuuu
…What should I say at this kind of time?
What should I say to settle this?

「I get it…let"s do this then. If you can"t contact me and yet you can"t hold it back anymore…health first, urinate anyway. Urinate without fail. Don"t do anything unhealthy. I love Misuzu being healthy…!」
『…But, Dannsama』
「I"m still talking…in exchange, if you p.i.s.s in secret then Misuzu will be penalized」
『…Penalty?』
「That"s right, a penalty…err, let"s do something really lewd. A very embarra.s.sing and lewd one」
『…What kind of lewd?』

Misuzu seems to be curious.
Then that means…
Katsuko-nee, Nei-san and Mana are also curious on our talk.

「Well…I"ll think about it!」
『Eh, please think about it Dannsama! Misuzu will accept whatever penalty with pleasure…!』

…Err

「Everyone"s listening to this call! So if I decide on Misuzu"s penalty right now then everyone else would say『I want the same』!」
『Then that means that it"s a special penalty only for Misuzu?』

…What?
…Geez!

「That"s right! Let"s have it as such…! Therefore Misuzu herself should think of the penalty…let me tell you but that"ll be a penalty in the end. It shouldn"t be a new s.e.x that Misuzu would like to try…!」
『Yes…Dannsama!』

Misuzu"s very happy.

「…Done?」
『Yes, it feels very refres.h.i.+ng…thank you very much, Dannsama!』

Hearing the voice that leaks from the phone…Nei-san speaks to Michi.

「What will you do Mii-chan? If you kill Yo-chan then your beloved Mi-chan won"t be able to pee and die you know. Her bladder would explode like a water balloon!」
「…T-That"s a problem. That"s troubliiinng!」

Michi hangs her head while holding the electric baton.

『Dannsama…is that Michi?』

Misuzu speaks from the phone.

「Yeah, she"s right here but…」
『Please give the phone to her』

…I

「Michi…Misuzu wants to talk to you」
「…Y-Yes!」

Michi comes when she heard that it was from Misuzu.
She took the phone from me.

「Good morning, Misuzu-sama…this is Michi」

…Misuzu

『Good morning…Michi. Are you attending to my Dannsama properly?』
「Well…that is」

She can"t answer that she was declaring about『Beating to death and freezing』earlier.

『You are my subst.i.tute, you are there so please serve Dannsama with all your best…!』
「Y-Yes」
『Has Dannsama asked for your body yet?』
「N-No」
『I"m sure Dannsama"s being kind, I think that Michi should lose her virginity in front of Misuzu but…Michi should serve Dannsama actively. Okay?』

…Err
…Misuzu

『Of course…Michi has shown her peeing in front of Dannsama?』
「…No」
『…No way, you"re not showing it to him?』
「…Y-Yes」
『Did Dannsama say that he doesn"t want to see Michi pee?』
「No…he didn"t say that」
『Then, why is Michi not taking the initiative!…You"re my subst.i.tute there!!』
「…I-I"m very sorry! Misuzu-sama!」
『If you"ve got time to apologize then show it to him right now! Hurry up and bring Dannsama to the toilet…!』
「…That is」
『Could it be that you"ve already peed this morning without showing it to Dannsama…?!』
「…Kudou Michi has failed! I"m very sorry!」
『Does that mean…?!』
「…Not just the urination this morning but I"ve also finished defecating」

…Hey, girls
What the h.e.l.l are you talking about in the morning…
Both of you are exceptional beauties and yet…
That feels really disappointing…

『Haa…I"m disappointed in you, Michi!』

Misuzu said

「…Misuzu-sama!」
『…I will give yo a penalty…okay?』
「…Yes」
『You"ll turn a new leaf and do your best to serve Dannsama as my proxy. Okay?』
「…Ceratainly」
『…Then, give the phone back to Dannsama』

Michi returns the phone to me with a humble att.i.tude completely different from a while ago.

「…Here」
「T-Thanks」

When I take my phone…

『Dannsama should think of Michi"s penalty. Dannsama can do what he wants with Michi. Oh…please postpone s.e.x yet. That would be with Misuzu…the three of us together…okay?』

Misuzu"s voice is bright but…

「Hey, are you sure…Michi"s completely depressed you know?」

When I say that, Misuzu…

『It"s fine…it"s about time for the stress to acc.u.mulate and start extreme behavior』
「…Misuzu?」
『For example…I think it"s about time the things go bad and she"d think about beating up Dannsama』

…Yes
That"s right…I was just on the brink of death.

『Michi"s still a child…this is her first time experiencing to be tense and on watch all night long… And…Dannsama had fun with Megumi-san, Katsuko-san and Mansan didn"t you?』
「U-Un…!」
『It"s fine…there"s no need to mind me. I"m a member of sister"s a.s.sociation too』

Misuzu just accepts me having s.e.x with other women with a smile.

『But…I think I can understand why Michi is being cautious. Then…she sees Dannsama as insincere… She wants to put the blame for the pressure and stress in the alert situation to Dannsama…』

I-I see.

『Therefore…Misuzu has stiffened her. Please be speaking with Michi with a commanding tone…a bit stronger for a while longer. If something happens just bring out my name』
「Got it…thanks」

Misuzu"s amazing.

「You know Michi well」
『I knew her since we were small… I think of her as my precious little sister』

Misuzu said.

『Therefore…Dannsama, Michi and Misuzu"s fun time is my dream even now…!』

Misuzu"s lesbian fetish is strong.
Perhaps…she won"t accept any man other than me.
That"s why she wants the three of us to have s.e.x.

『…I think there will be a lot of difficulties but since it"s a crucial moment…please do your best』

…Misuzu said.

『I can see Dannsama by the night. I will wait for it』
「I also want to see Misuzu"s dance」
『Yes…I will dance with all my best. Today"s only for Dannsama"s sake…!』

Misuzu"s voice is fascinating…

1. Two weeks and we"re already 200 chapters ↩
2. She was previously called Mii-chan but it interferes with Misuzu so I think the author changed it