Henry replied to this only by a snort of defiance, and bade him good-night.
The next day and the next were spent in other works, and then Henry, having no more facts to learn, fell into deep dejection again. He saw he must either cheat Dr. Amboyne, by shamming work, or else must leave Hillsborough.
He had the honesty to go to the doctor and say that he had mastered the whole matter, and didn"t see his way to take any more wages from a friend.
"You mean you have mastered the broad facts."
"I have, sir, and they are beyond belief; especially the file-cutters.
They are the most numerous of all the Trades, and die like sheep. If your notion about Life, Labor, and Capital is right, the Trades are upside down; for the deadliest are the worst paid."
"And are you prepared with the remedies?"
"Not I."
"Yet you fancy you are at the end of your work. Why, you are only beginning. Now comes the real brain work; invention. Now are craniology and you upon your trial. But you are quite right about weekly salary.
Invention must not be so degraded, but paid by the piece. Life, Labor, and Capital are upside down in this place, are they? Then you shall be the man to set them on their legs."
Henry shook his head. "Never, sir, unless I could give the masters bowels, and the men brains."
"Well, and why not? To invention all things are possible. You carry a note-book?"
"Yes, sir."
"Got it in your pocket?"
"No; on my shoulders."
"Haw! haw! haw! Then write this down in it--"THERE"S A KEY TO EVERY LOCK""
"It"s down, sir."
"Now you must go out trout-fishing with Billy. He will take you on the hills, where the air is pure, and favorable to invention. You will divert your mind from all external subjects, especially Billy, who is a fool, and his trout-killing inhumane, and I a merciless glutton for eating them; and you will think, and think, and think, and forge the required key to this lock with three wards--Life, Labor, Capital. And, when forged, the Philanthropic Society shall pay you a good price for it. Meantime, don"t dream of leaving Hillsborough, or I shall give you a stirrup-cup that will waft you much further than London; for it shall be "of prussic acid all composed," or "juice of cursed Hebenon in a vial."
Come, away with you."
"Good-by, doctor. G.o.d bless you. You have found "the key to my heart"
somehow. I come to you a miserable broken-hearted dog, and you put life and hope into me directly. I declare talking with you it"s like drinking sunshine. I"ll try all I know to please you."
He went down the street with his old elastic tread, and muttered to himself, "There"s no lock without a key."
Next day he went out on the hills with Billy, and saw him tickle trout, and catch them under stones, and do many strange things, and all the time he thought of Grace Carden, and bemoaned his sad fate. He could not command his mind, and direct it to philanthropy. His heart would not let him, and his personal wrongs were too recent. After a short struggle, these got so thoroughly the better, that he found himself stealing the doctor"s words for his own purposes. "No lock without a key." Then there must be some way of outwitting these cursed Trades, and so making money enough to set up as a master, and then court her, and woo her, and marry her. Heaven seemed to open on him at this prospect, and he fell into a deep reverie. By-and-by, as he pondered, it seemed to him as if the shadow of a coming idea was projected in advance of the idea itself.
He knew somehow there was a way to baffle his enemies, and resume his business, and yet he could not see the way; but still he was absolutely conscious it existed.
This conviction took such hold of him, that he became restless, and asked Billy to leave off and come away. The youth consented, and they returned to the town with a basket of trout. Henry sent Billy on to the doctor with half of them, and took the other half to his friend Bayne.
On what a trifle things turn. Bayne was very much pleased with his little attention, and asked him to take them to his lodging, and beg the landlady to cook them for dinner. "Tell her you dine with me, old fellow."
"Oh, hang it, I wasn"t fishing for a dinner."
"As if I didn"t know that. But you must. Then I shall enjoy your company in peace. I shall be there in an hour."
And so he was: but in that one hour events had occurred that I shall leave Mr. Bayne to relate.
During dinner neither of the friends wasted much time in talk; but after dinner, Bayne produced a bottle of port, notwithstanding Henry"s remonstrances at being treated like a stranger, and it soon became apparent that the host himself was not in the habit of drinking that generous mixture every day. At the second gla.s.s he so far forgot himself as to utter the phrase "Eternal friendship," and, soon after, he began to writhe in his chair, and, at last, could no longer refrain himself, but told Henry that Miss Carden had been canva.s.sing customers. She had just sent in six orders for sets of carving-tools, all for friends of her own.
Henry colored to the temples at this unexpected proof that she he loved thought of him too.
"Oh, Bayne," cried the poor young man, almost choking, "I little thought--G.o.d bless her!"
"Let us drink her health," said Bayne, excitedly.
"Ah, that I will!" and this was the first gla.s.s Henry drank honestly.
"Now, Little, I"m not doing quite right, you know; but I MUST tell you.
When we lost you--you know that set of tools the Union dropped in our yard--well, he sent them to London for yours."
"That is just like him," said Henry, bitterly.
"And I"ll tell you a good joke; they were in the place when you called, only not unpacked till just before I came away. Returned, sir! with a severe reprimand. "Wonder you should send us such things as these for carving-tools by Little. If the error is not repaired shall consider ourselves at liberty to communicate direct with that workman." A regular sugar-plum."
"Oh, thank you, my kind friend, for telling me. The world isn"t all bitterness, after all: a poor fellow gets a sweet drop of friendship now and then."
"Yes, and a good drop of port now and then, though I say it that shouldn"t. Fill up. Well, my boy, Cheetham is in a fine way. I left him walking about the office like a hyena. So now is your time. You can"t fight the Trades; but, if Cheetham will go in with you, and I know he will, for he is sorer than you are, you can trick the Trades yet."
"Ah! tell me how, that is all."
"Oh, I can"t tell you exactly. I"ll try, though. I say, what a glorious thing the Ruby is: it inspires us, and fires us, et cetera, and gives us ideas beyond our sphere. Did you ever see one of these new portable forges?"
"No; never heard of them."
"No wonder; they are just out. Well, buy one of them--they were invented here--and carry it to some dismal cavern, where the foot of man never treads: make Cheetham grind your blades in another county: and who will ever know? Go to him, and don"t say a word, but just ask him for your month"s salary. Then he will open the door of business himself--safe.
I"ll drink his health. He"s not a bad sort, Cheetham: only he"d sell his soul for money. I hate such rubbish. Here"s "Perdition to the lot; and no heel-taps.""
These words of fire set Henry pondering deeply; and, as he pondered, Bayne stuck to the port, and so effectually, that, at last, after an interval of silence, he came out in a new character. He disturbed his companion"s reverie by informing him, in a loud, aggressive tone, that it had long been his secret wish to encounter the Hillsborough Trades, in the persons of their secretaries, under the following conditions: a twenty-four feet ring, an experienced referee, and a kingdom looking on. As to the order of the pugilistic events, he was not unreasonably fastidious; must stipulate to begin with old Smitem; but, after that, they might encounter their fate in any order they chose, one down t"other come on. He let him know that this ardent desire for single combats, in an interminable series, arose from their treatment of his friend--"the best friend--the best heart--oh!--the best company--oh!
oh!--the best--oh! oh! oh!" Whereupon he wept, the bellicose Bayne. And, after weeping the usual quant.i.ty, he twaddled, and, after twaddling, he became as pacific as ever, for he went to sleep in his chair.
And, while he snoozed, the words he had uttered set his friend"s brain boiling and bubbling.
When the time came at which Bayne ought to return to the works, Henry called the landlady, and said, "Mr. Bayne is not very well. I am going to make his excuses. I wouldn"t disturb him till five, if I was you, and then I"d give him a strong cup of tea."
Henry then went direct to the office, and found Mr. Cheetham there.
"Well?" said Mr. Cheetham, rather surlily.
"I am come to ask for my month, sir."
"So I guessed. Do you really mean to exact that?"
"Why not, sir?"