"Under your favour, fair cousin of Burgundy," said the King, "we ourselves crave priority of voice in replying to this insolent fellow.--Sirrah herald, or whatever thou art, carry back notice to the perjured outlaw and murderer, William de la Marck, that the King of France will be presently before Liege, for the purpose of punishing the sacrilegious murderer of his late beloved kinsman, Louis of Bourbon; and that he proposes to gibbet De la Marck alive, for the insolence of terming himself his ally, and putting his royal name into the mouth of one of his own base messengers."
"Add whatever else on my part," said Charles, "which it may not misbecome a prince to send to a common thief and murderer.--And begone!--Yet stay.--Never herald went from the Court of Burgundy without having cause to cry, Largesse!--Let him be scourged till the bones are laid bare."
"Nay, but if it please your Grace," said Crevecoeur and D"Hymbercourt together, "he is a herald, and so far privileged."
"It is you, Messires," replied the Duke, "who are such owls as to think that the tabard makes the herald. I see by that fellow"s blazoning he is a mere impostor. Let Toison d"Or step forward, and question him in your presence."
In spite of his natural effrontery, the envoy of the Wild Boar of Ardennes now became pale; and that notwithstanding some touches of paint with which he had adorned his countenance. Toison d"Or, the chief herald, as we have elsewhere said, of the Duke, and King at arms within his dominions, stepped forward with the solemnity of one who knew what was due to his office, and asked his supposed brother in what college he had studied the science which he professed.
"I was bred a pursuivant at the Heraldic College of Ratisbon," answered Rouge Sanglier, "and received the diploma of Ehrenhold [a herald] from that same learned fraternity."
"You could not derive it from a source more worthy," answered Toison d"Or, bowing still lower than he had done before; "and if I presume to confer with you on the mysteries of our sublime science, in obedience to the orders of the most gracious Duke, it is not in hopes of giving, but of receiving knowledge."
"Go to," said the Duke impatiently. "Leave off ceremony, and ask him some question that may try his skill."
"It were injustice to ask a disciple of the worthy College of Arms at Ratisbon if he comprehendeth the common terms of blazonry," said Toison d"Or, "but I may, without offence, crave of Rouge Sanglier to say if he is instructed in the more mysterious and secret terms of the science, by which the more learned do emblematically, and as it were parabolically, express to each other what is conveyed to others in the ordinary language, taught in the very accidence as it were of Heraldry."
"I understand one sort of blazonry as well as another," answered Rouge Sanglier boldly, "but it may be we have not the same terms in Germany which you have here in Flanders."
"Alas, that you will say so!" replied Toison d"Or. "our n.o.ble science, which is indeed the very banner of n.o.bleness and glory of generosity, being the same in all Christian countries, nay, known and acknowledged even by the Saracens and Moors. I would, therefore, pray of you to describe what coat you will after the celestial fashion, that is, by the planets."
"Blazon it yourself as you will," said Rouge Sanglier; "I will do no such apish tricks upon commandment, as an ape is made to come aloft."
"Show him a coat and let him blazon it his own way," said the Duke; "and if he fails, I promise him that his back shall be gules, azure, and sable."
"Here," said the herald of Burgundy, taking from his pouch a piece of parchment, "is a scroll in which certain considerations led me to p.r.i.c.k down, after my own poor fashion, an ancient coat. I will pray my brother, if indeed he belong to the honourable College of Arms at Ratisbon, to decipher it in fitting language."
Le Glorieux, who seemed to take great pleasure in this discussion, had by this time bustled himself close up to the two heralds. "I will help thee, good fellow," said he to Rouge Sanglier, as he looked hopelessly upon the scroll. "This, my lords and masters, represents the cat looking out at the dairy window."
This sally occasioned a laugh, which was something to the advantage of Rouge Sanglier, as it led Toison d"Or, indignant at the misconstruction of his drawing, to explain it as the coat of arms a.s.sumed by Childebert, King of France, after he had taken prisoner Gandemar, King of Burgundy; representing an ounce, or tiger cat, the emblem of the captive prince, behind a grating, or, as Toison d"Or technically defined it, "Sable, a musion [a tiger cat; a term of heraldry] pa.s.sant Or, oppressed with a trellis gules, cloue of the second."
"By my bauble," said Le Glorieux, "if the cat resemble Burgundy, she has the right side of the grating nowadays."
"True, good fellow," said Louis, laughing, while the rest of the presence, and even Charles himself, seemed disconcerted at so broad a jest.
"I owe thee a piece of gold for turning some thing that looked like sad earnest into the merry game, which I trust it will end in."
"Silence, Le Glorieux," said the Duke; "and you, Toison d"Or, who are too learned to be intelligible, stand back--and bring that rascal forward, some of you.--Hark ye, villain," he said in his harshest tone, "do you know the difference between argent and or, except in the shape of coined money?"
"For pity"s sake, your Grace, be good unto me!--n.o.ble King Louis, speak for me!"
"Speak for thyself," said the Duke. "In a word, art thou herald or not?"
"Only for this occasion!" acknowledged the detected official.
"Now, by Saint George!" said the Duke, eyeing Louis askance, "we know no king--no gentleman--save one, who would have so prost.i.tuted the n.o.ble science on which royalty and gentry rest, save that King who sent to Edward of England a serving man disguised as a herald."
[The heralds of the middle ages were regarded almost as sacred characters. It was treasonable to strike a herald, or to counterfeit the character of one. Yet Louis "did not hesitate to practise such an imposition when he wished to enter into communication with Edward IV of England.... He selected, as an agentfit for his purpose, a simple valet.
This man... he disguised as a herald, with all the insignia of his office, and sent him in that capacity to open a communication with the English army. The stratagem, though of so fraudulent a nature, does not seem to have been necessarily called for, since all that King Louis could gain by it would be that he did not commit himself by sending a more responsible messenger. ... Ferne... imputes this intrusion on their rights in some degree to necessity. "I have heard some," he says, "...
allow of the action of Louis XI who had so unknightly a regard both of his own honour, and also of armes, that he seldom had about his court any officer at armes. And therefore, at such time as Edward IV, King of England,... lay before the town of Saint Quentin, the same French King, for want of a herald to carry his mind to the English King, was constrained to suborn a vadelict, or common serving man, with a trumpet banner, having a hole made through the middest for this preposterous herauld to put his head through, and to cast it over his shoulders instead of a better coat armour of France. And thus came this hastily arrayed courier as a counterfeit officer at armes, with instructions from his sovereign"s mouth to offer peace to our King." Ferne"s Blazen of Gentry, 1586, p. 161.--S.]
"Such a stratagem," said Louis, laughing, or affecting to laugh, "could only be justified at a Court where no herald were at the time, and when the emergency was urgent. But, though it might have pa.s.sed on the blunt and thick witted islander, no one with brains a whit better than those of a wild boar would have thought of pa.s.sing such a trick upon the accomplished Court of Burgundy."
"Send him who will," said the Duke fiercely, "he shall return on their hands in poor case.--Here!--drag him to the market place!--slash him with bridle reins and dog whips until the tabard hang about him in tatters!--Upon the Rouge Sanglier!--ca, ca!--Haloo, haloo!"
Four or five large hounds, such as are painted in the hunting pieces upon which Rubens and Schneiders laboured in conjunction, caught the well known notes with which the Duke concluded, and began to yell and bay as if the boar were just roused from his lair.
[Rubens (1577-1640): a great Flemish artist whose works were sought by kings and princes. He painted the history of Marie de Medicis in the series of colossal pictures now in the Louvre. He was knighted by Philip IV of Spain and Charles I of England.]
[Schneiders, or Snyders: a Flemish painter of the seventeenth century.]
"By the rood!" said King Louis, observant to catch the vein of his dangerous cousin, "since the a.s.s has put on the boar"s hide, I would set the dogs on him to bait him out of it!"
"Right! right!" exclaimed Duke Charles, the fancy exactly chiming in with his humour at the moment--"it shall be done!--Uncouple the hounds!--Hyke a Talbot! [a hunter"s cry to his dog. See Dame Berner"s Boke of Hawking and Hunting.] hyke a Beaumont!--We will course him from the door of the Castle to the east gate!"
"I trust your Grace will treat me as a beast of chase," said the fellow, putting the best face he could upon the matter, "and allow me fair law?"
"Thou art but vermin," said the Duke, "and ent.i.tled to no law, by the letter of the book of hunting; nevertheless, thou shalt have sixty yards in advance, were it but for the sake of thy unparalleled impudence.--Away, away, sirs!--we will see this sport."
And the council breaking up tumultuously, all hurried, none faster than the two Princes, to enjoy the humane pastime which King Louis had suggested.
The Rouge Sanglier showed excellent sport; for, winged with terror, and having half a score of fierce boar hounds hard at his haunches, encouraged by the blowing of horns and the woodland cheer of the hunters, he flew like the very wind, and had he not been enc.u.mbered with his herald"s coat (the worst possible habit for a runner), he might fairly have escaped dog free; he also doubled once or twice, in a manner much approved of by the spectators. None of these, nay, not even Charles himself, was so delighted with the sport as King Louis, who, partly from political considerations, and partly as being naturally pleased with the sight of human suffering when ludicrously exhibited, laughed till the tears ran from his eyes, and in his ecstasies of rapture caught hold of the Duke"s ermine cloak, as if to support himself; whilst the Duke, no less delighted, flung his arm around the King"s shoulder, making thus an exhibition of confidential sympathy and familiarity, very much at variance with the terms on which they had so lately stood together. At length the speed of the pseudo herald could save him no longer from the fangs of his pursuers; they seized him, pulled him down, and would probably soon have throttled him, had not the Duke called out, "Stave and tail!--stave and tail! [to strike the bear with a staff, and pull off the dogs by the tail, to separate them.]--Take them off him!--He hath shown so good a course, that, though he has made no sport at bay, we will not have him dispatched."
Several officers accordingly busied themselves in taking off the dogs; and they were soon seen coupling some up, and pursuing others which ran through the streets, shaking in sport and triumph the tattered fragments of painted cloth and embroidery rent from the tabard, which the unfortunate wearer had put on in an unlucky hour.
At this moment, and while the Duke was too much engaged with what pa.s.sed before him to mind what was said behind him, Oliver le Dain, gliding behind King Louis, whispered into his ear, "It is the Bohemian, Hayraddin Maugrabin.--It were not well he should come to speech of the Duke."
"He must die," answered Louis in the same tone, "dead men tell no tales."
One instant afterwards, Tristan l"Hermite, to whom Oliver had given the hint, stepped forward before the King and the Duke, and said, in his blunt manner, "So please your Majesty and your Grace, this piece of game is mine, and I claim him--he is marked with my stamp--the fleur de lis is branded on his shoulder, as all men may see.--He is a known villain, and hath slain the King"s subjects, robbed churches, deflowered virgins, slain deer in the royal parks--"
"Enough, enough," said Duke Charles, "he is my royal cousin"s property by many a good t.i.tle. What will your Majesty do with him?"
"If he is left to my disposal," said the King, "I will at least give him one lesson in the science of heraldry, in which he is so ignorant--only explain to him practically the meaning of a cross potence, with a noose dangling proper."
"Not as to be by him borne, but as to bear him.--Let him take the degrees under your gossip Tristan--he is a deep professor in such mysteries."
Thus answered the Duke, with a burst of discordant laughter at his own wit, which was so cordially chorused by Louis that his rival could not help looking kindly at him, while he said, "Ah, Louis, Louis! would to G.o.d thou wert as faithful a monarch as thou art a merry companion!--I cannot but think often on the jovial time we used to spend together."
"You may bring it back when you will," said Louis; "I will grant you as fair terms as for very shame"s sake you ought to ask in my present condition, without making yourself the fable of Christendom; and I will swear to observe them upon the holy relique which I have ever the grace to bear about my person, being a fragment of the true cross."
Here he took a small golden reliquary, which was suspended from his neck next to his shirt by a chain of the same metal, and having kissed it devoutly, continued--"Never was false oath sworn on this most sacred relique, but it was avenged within the year."
"Yet," said the Duke, "it was the same on which you swore amity to me when you left Burgundy, and shortly after sent the b.a.s.t.a.r.d of Rubempre to murder or kidnap me."
"Nay, gracious cousin, now you are ripping up ancient grievances,"
said the King. "I promise you, that you were deceived in that matter.--Moreover, it was not upon this relique which I then swore, but upon another fragment of the true cross which I got from the Grand Seignior, weakened in virtue, doubtless, by sojourning with infidels.
Besides, did not the war of the Public Good break out within the year; and was not a Burgundian army encamped at Saint Denis, backed by all the great feudatories of France; and was I not obliged to yield up Normandy to my brother?--O G.o.d, shield us from perjury on such a warrant as this!"