Chapter 334
Bullsh*t!
Li Yundong took a look around the community and found that there were no mansions available . He had to set off with the Fox Zen School . Right after getting of the community, the group of little foxes started making a big fuss . They looked around and pointed to the tall buildings around them . One of them shouted in surprise, "Wow, I saw that last time! It"s so big and gross!"
At that moment, the little foxes who knew the other meanings of the words said seriously, "Bah, watch your language . What do you mean by using the words big and gross? It"s called a thick building!"
"Oh, that means big and gross!"
"Bullsh*t! You two don"t know anything . That"s called a tall building!"
"Oh, what is it used for?"
"I don"t know . Maybe it"s for living in . "
"Wow, can we live there?"
"I don"t know . It depends on the leader"s will . "
"Alas, our Leader is so poor that he can"t afford to live here, can he?"
When Li Yundong heard this, his anger exploded . He was subjecting one of them to discipline when another jumped up again . He couldn"t keep them obedient all at the same time . They tormented him and practically sent him to meet his maker .
Li Yundong couldn"t stand it anymore . He stood on the road with his hands on his waist and scolded loudly, "Brats! if you say one more word, I"ll send all of you to the mountain!"
These little foxes had been with Li Yundong for the past few days, and they had all found that although Li Yundong was domineering and fierce when facing an enemy, he was actually a very peaceful person with a gentle nature . Though Li Yundong was angry, they knew that he would not be so cruel as to to send them back to the mountain .
The little foxes giggled and didn"t take Li Yundong"s words seriously at all . They said in unison, "We won"t dare to do it again!"
But soon, they began chattering noisily .
Seeing that they had stopped taking him seriously after only a few moments, Li Yundong took a deep breath and thought, "Oh my G.o.d . I don"t have any power here . It can"t be like this! If it goes on like this, I will be a really unsuccessful leader!"
Li Yundong glared them and his face darkened . "Hey, do you really think I wouldn"t dare to carry out my threat?"
He wanted to say something more, but he saw Cao Yi and the others covering their mouths and laughing . He was angry in his heart . "Good Lord, they are all laughing at me!"
Li Yundong turned around and said to Cao Yi, "Cao Yi, I think it will be better for you to lead them . I can"t manage them all alone . "
Cao Yi had been secretly laughing as Li Yundong spoke, but she was stunned and said in surprise, "You want me to do it? Leader, I . . . I don"t think that"s such a good idea . "
Li Yundong waved his hand and said with a smile, "There"s nothing wrong about it . You"re the right woman for the job!" As he said this, he saw a little red flag on the side of the road, on which was written the words "Building a Civilized and Healthy City" . He picked it up and handed it to Cao Yi, saying, "You can be at the head of the line, holding this flag so that the little foxes won‘t get lost . "
Cao Yi was dumbfounded as she stared at the little red flag in her hand . She smiled dryly and said, "S-Sect Leader, I don"t think that"s a good idea . " As she spoke, she turned to look at Liu Yuehong and Zhuang Yating for help, only to see that the two of them were chuckling . When they saw Cao Yi looking at them, they quickly turned around and pretended not to know her, looking like they didn"t want to help her .
Li Yundong said with a cold expression, "It"ll be fine . You are an elder of the Fox Zen Sect . You should be their role-model!"
With a bitter face, Cao Yi turned to Zhuang Yating and Liu Yuehong and said, "Then why don"t they take the lead as the vanguard models? They are my senior sisters!"
Li Yundong took out two more little red flags, handed them over, and said with a cool face, "Don"t even think about being let off . One of you can go to the head of the line, one in the middle, and one to the back . Perfect! Everyone will perform their own duties!"
At this point, the three of them had stopped laughing . They each reluctantly took one of the little red flags, smiling bitterly .
Before long, the three beautiful ladies carrying flags were walking in front of seven twittering little beauties . Li Yundong laughed happily behind them . He knew that wherever the Fox Zen Sect went, they would be extremely eye-catching . It was really a moving scene . The pa.s.sers-by"s eyes almost popped out of their sockets when they saw them . They all said, "Wow, which tourist group is this? This is too amazing . There are so many beautiful ladies!"
"Idiots! Don"t you see the little flags for building a civilized and healthy city they"re carrying? I think they are city inspectors!"
"What!? How can so many beautiful ladies be city inspectors? Are you stupid?"
"In my opinion, they must be the lovers of munic.i.p.al leaders!"
"Well, that would make sense . Yes, it"s possible!"
As the onlookers talked, Li Yundong pretended not to hear them . He took the large group of stunning ladies swaggering across the market . Su Chan, Zi Yuan, and Zhou Qin, who were beside him, realy were exceptional beauties . Ruan Hongling and the disciples of the Fox Zen Sect were also unusually good-looking . Any one of them alone was extremely eye-catching . Therefore, when they walked together, they attracted almost everyone"s attention .
Li Yundong wanted to find big houses, and it would be even better if they could find joint houses . Li Yundong, together with the beautiful ladies, went around several places to inspect the houses there . They didn"t find any satisfying properties until they arrived at the sixth place, a newly built community called Hepan Garden, and found two suitable houses through an intermediary there .
The agent called the landlord, who was a plain-looking woman of about thirty years old . When she saw Li Yundong leading so many beautiful ladies to the house, she was shocked and thought, "I"ve seen pompous people before, but I"ve never seen someone who is so abjectly showy! How much money does he have to be able to support such a large number of mistresses?! Can this man make it?"
Although the landlord was secretly ashamed of her ungainly appearance next to these beauties, on second thought she realized that such a pompous guy had to be an extremely rich man . She would make big money from him today!
When the landlord figured this out, the smile on her face became much more flattering . After all, no one in the world would go against money .
And coincidentally, the landlord had two houses on her hands . These two houses were opposite each other, and both were compound mansions . There were six bedrooms and three halls in each, covering an area of more than 180 square meters . These two houses would be enough for Li Yundong and the others to live in .
Thinking of this, the landlord couldn"t help feeling complacent in her heart . She thought to herself, "With so many people wanting to find a place to live, where can you find a better place than mine? It"s so big, s.p.a.cious, and convenient, and you can move in right now . Even if you searched all the houses in Tiannan City, you wouldn"t find such a good place as here! Hum, I"ll make big bucks from you today!"
The two mansions were both three stories . Although they were not too high and not very suitable for cultivation, Li Yundong"s cultivation had reached a high level, so there was no need for him to live in such a tall building anyway . The main thing was to find a large enough room for the group of noisy little foxes to live in quickly .
Li Yundong saw that the left side of the house was a dining room, and the right side was the living room . The French windows were well lit, and the floor was mahogany . There were all kinds of household appliances throughout the house, looking luxurious . It really was a mansion .
What was even more unusual was that the two mansions were next to each other . Even if something happened in the other mansion, Li Yundong could get there immediately .
Li Yundong mentally calculated the price, and then glanced at Zhou Qin . Zhou Qin nodded slightly, indicating that the two houses were very good . Then Li Yunyang looked at Zi Yuan, and Zi Yuan also nodded with satisfaction .
Su Chan looked at Li Yundong with eager eyes, wanting to express her opinion . However, when Li Yundong"s eyes fell on her, he laughed and directly jumped back to ignore her . The little girl was so depressed that her expression turned sullen .
Li Yundong wanted to rent the two houses, but when he glanced at the landlord, he saw her eyes shining . She looked at him as if she was looking at a moving mountain of gold . Li Yundong thought to himself, "My G.o.d! She obviously thinks of me as a lamb to be slaughtered! Does she need to be so obvious?"
Li Yundong had an idea . He winked at Zhou Qin, hinting for her to talk to the landlord . Zhou Qin understood and immediately pulled the landlord aside .
Then Li Yundong winked at Su Chan . Seeing Li Yundong winking at her, the little girl immediately cheered up and ran over . She didn"t say a word and just blinked her eyes at him .
Li Yundong chuckled, leaned down to Su Chan"s ear, and whispered a few words .
Su Chan burst out laughing and Li Yundong glared at her . She quickly covered her mouth with her hands and looked serious, but her eyes were smiling . She sneaked back to take a look . Seeing that the landlord hadn"t noticed, she turned back and said with a smile, "Don"t worry . I promise to finish the task!"
Li Yundong smiled and tapped her nose, then said loudly to Zhou Qin, "Zhou Qin, come with me . "
Zhou Qin smiled and turned away from the landlord . She went over to Li Yundong and looked at him in confusion, but he was not in a hurry to explain . He nodded to Zi Yuan and Ruan Hongling and then took them out .
Once they"d left, they stood in the corridor . Zhou Qin asked in confusion, "Leader, what are you going to do?"
Ruan Hongling rolled her eyes . "Yeah . You"re playing tricks!"
Li Yundong grinned and made a gesture for to them to be quiet, then said, "Keep your voice down . You"ll understand soon . "
While Zi Yuan and the others were feeling puzzled, Su Chan was taking the foxes to cause trouble for the landlord in the room .
Su Chan rolled her eyes and thought, "Yundong wants me to find fault with the landlord, but I haven"t been to many places . Well, I"ve been to an amus.e.m.e.nt park! Ah, that"s right!"
Su Chan walked around the room with her hands clasped behind her back . The landlord could tell that among this group of beauties, this girl was the closest to Li Yundong . Obviously, he favored her the most . She thought to herself, "Well, as long as I can make her happy, this rich man will give me as much as I want!"
Thinking of this, the landlord smiled and asked obsequiously, "Beauty, what do you think? Is there anything you"re not satisfied with?"
Su Chan nodded and said flatteringly, "Well, it"s good . This house is so good . . . "
The landlord was overjoyed to hear this, smiling like a flower . But just as the landlord was about to respond, she suddenly heard Su Chan speaking in a drawling tone . "However . . . "
The landlord"s heart dropped, but she knew that the reason why they were finding fault was to lower the price, meaning that they actually liked the mansion very much . The landlord was a veteran . She was mentally prepared, so she asked with a smile, "But what?"
Su Chan said with a face full of regret, "Your house is good, but it"s lacking something . "
The landlord was relieved . She smiled and asked, "What"s missing? I can help you add it . Of course, the rent may be a little higher . "
Su Chan nodded and answered, "Well, the price will not be a problem, as long as you can put in what I want . "
The landlord beamed and said, "No problem, what else do you need? Just tell me, beauty . "
Su Chan said with a smile, "I think there needs to be a roller coaster in this room!"
"A, a roller coaster?!"
The smile on the landlord"s face suddenly froze as if she had been given botox . She tried to squeeze out a smile, but the muscles on her face were so stiff that she couldn"t do it . She asked dryly, "A, a roller coaster?"
Su Chan looked at her strangely . "A roller coaster . Haven"t you seen one before? Well, it"s no wonder that you don"t know about them . You see, there is not even a roller coaster in your house . Every house has one in our hometown!"
The landlord was so shocked that her voice changed . "All of them? Are you kidding me?" After that, she stared at Su Chan, hoping to find some sign of lying on her face .
But Su Chan looked serious . In fact, she looked at the landlord as if she were looking at a fool . It seemed that the fact there was no roller coaster in this room was the most incredible thing in the world .
"Yes, can you get me a roller coaster?" Su Chan said .
The landlord stared at Su Chan for a long time, but she couldn"t find anything strange about her . She couldn"t believe what she was hearing and hesitated in her heart . "Is she talking about something else?"
With her hesitation, the little foxes began to make noise . They all said, "If there is no roller coaster, what are you talking about?"
"That"s right! b.u.mpkin from the countryside!"
"We want a roller coaster!"
The landlord was under a lot of pressure in the midst of this group of beautiful ladies . The situation was making her sweat . She took out a handkerchief, wiped the sweat from her forehead, and said with a dry smile, "Beauty, I don"t have a roller coaster!"
Su Chan looked at her strangely and asked, "How could you not have one?"
The other little foxes also added, "This can be achieved!"
The landlord didn"t know whether to laugh or cry . "I can"t make it . "
Su Chan sighed and said, "Forget it . Then, do you have a s.p.a.ce shuttle?"
"A, a s.p.a.ce shuttle? This, this is even stranger than having a roller coaster in a house!"
The landlord"s head was in a mess, and there was cold sweat shining on her forehead . She kept wiping at her sweat and said with a hollow smile, "I can"t get one of those either!"
Su Chan asked again, "How about a three hundred and sixty degree turntable?"
The landlord was stunned, "No!"
"How about a carousel?"
"No!" The blue veins in the landlord"s forehead began to bulge .
"An electric train?"
"No!" The landlord seemed to be on the verge of losing her mind .
Su Chan asked these few questions and then heaved a deep sigh . "Well, you do have b.u.mper cars, don"t you?"
The landlord was on the verge of tears . "We don"t have that either . "
"You don"t have anything here . How can you dare to rent a house?" Su Chan lamented .
The little foxes shouted at the same time, "That"s right . How dare you rent a house without anything inside!" As soon as they opened their mouths, it was really like a miniature chorus, imposing and spectacular .
The landlord took a deep breath, the blue veins bulging in her forehead . She finally couldn"t stand it anymore and shouted, "Bullsh*t! I"m renting a house, not running an amus.e.m.e.nt park!"