Chapter 321
I Want a Wh.o.r.e!
Wuhua looked at him, raised his index finger in a meaningful way, and said, "If you want to hear the truth, you need to be sincere . " After that, he closed his eyes .
Li Yundong"s mind was blank and he was confused . "I should be sincere? How can I be sincere? I invited him and brought him here . Am I still not sincere? Does this Graet master really put on airs?"
Li Yundong asked tentatively, "Great master, are you hungry? Do you want to eat something first?"
With his eyes closed, Wuhua did not answer but murmured the sutras as though he had not heard Li Yundong"s words .
Li Yundong gave a hollow laugh and asked again, "Master, are you tired and need a rest first?"
Wuhua remained as he was . If it weren"t for the fact that he was still reciting the scriptures in a low voice, Li Yundong would have thought that he had pa.s.sed away in meditation .
Li Yundong felt helpless and said, "Great master, do you want a good room to rest in?"
Wuhua still ignored him, and recited the scripture, "All reality is a phantom, and all phantoms are real . " Li Yundong felt sad about this behavior . He had spent much time and effort finding Wuhua, and then invited him here, to see if Ao Wushuang"s whereabouts could be determined, but Wuhua suddenly started to play a game . He continued to ask a few more questions, but Wuhua kept ignoring him . He could feel his temper starting to rise, almost ready to explode, but he changed his mind and rushed out of the room .
Su Chan, Zhou Qin, Cao Yi and others were waiting for him outside the room . Seeing him come out, they all gathered around and asked in a rush, "Yundong, what did master Wuhua say? Where is my master?"
"Master, what did the monk say?"
"Leader, where is my younger sister?"
Li Yundong had been sad and angry, and he became more upset by their questions . He raised his hand and said angrily, "Shut up!"
As soon as Li Yundong lost his temper, the women next to him fell silent and looked at him blankly .
Li Yundong said sadly, "This Great master is playing a mysterious game with me . He told me that if I want to know the truth, I need to be sincere . "
Cao Yi couldn"t help asking, "Leader, what did you say?"
Li Yundong smiled bitterly and said, "I asked him if he was hungry . "
Everyone asked in unison, "Then what did he say?"
Li Yundong shrugged his shoulders, "He ignored me . "
Su Chan then asked, "So Yundong, did you ask him again?"
Li Yundong said sadly, "I have asked, I asked a dozen of these questions continuously, but he ignored me, just kept reciting the scriptures . I don"t have any clue, so I had to come out . "
They all stared at each other and Su Chan couldn"t help complaining, "Is Great master acting too enigmatically?"
However, Cao Yi shook her head and said, "No, no, it"s true that it"s hard to hear authentic . In ancient times, the emperor Xuanyuan asked for Qi Bo"s help . He went to Qi Bo several times and was rejected every time . Finally, he spent half a month fasting and had to take a bath before he was answered . Then Qi Bo taught the cultivation methods to the emperor Xuanyuan . In the end, the emperor was able to become an immortal . "
Li Yundong took a deep breath, "Do I have to fast for half a month?"
Cao Yi said solemnly, "The fast shows your piety, which is the rule of Buddhism . Leader, you could try!"
Li Yundong smiled bitterly, "What"s the big deal about eating vegetarian food for half a month? I can eat it for a year . The problem is that I have a lot of things to do now . How can I stay here and fast?"
Cao Yi also felt depressed . She knew that Li Yundong was running around for the livelihood of Fox Zen School . People like her who did not produce could not help, so naturally she couldn"t say too much . She then asked tentatively, " Leader, can you ask Master Wuhua that if it is what he means?"
Li Yundong nodded and said, "Okay, I"ll ask . " After that, he stepped into the room again, but it was not before long he came out again with a sad expression . As soon as he saw them, he shrugged his shoulder and said, "Still ignoring me!"
Everyone"s expressions were filled with disappointment . Su Chan could not help but ask, "Does Great Master Wuhua want money?"
As soon as she said that, everyone looked at her . Cao Yi couldn"t help but reprimand her, "Chan"er, how can you say that? How could a monk be so vulgar?"
Li Yundong also pretended to glare at her angrily, "Even if you want to talk nonsense, don"t you know to keep your voice down? If Wuhua hears that, he"ll be angry and will leave . What should we do?"
Su Chan lowered her head with an aggrieved look on her face, rubbing the corner of her clothes with her fingers . She muttered, "I just wanted to help and made a random guess . "
When Cao Yi heard this, she changed her mind and whispered: "Some masters like calligraphy, painting or antiques . Leader, you might ask if Master Wuhua has such a hobby? "
Li Yundong said, "Okay, I"ll ask . "
Before he finished speaking, he turned and walked into the room, but it didn"t take long before he walked out again .
Everyone looked at him eagerly . When Li Yundong walked up to them and sighed, they also sighed heavily with disappointment .
Li Yundong said with a wry smile, "Why do I feel that we seem to be playing a guessing game? This Great Master is one of the Zen Sect, so has he always liked mystery? But why does he make me guess everything? How can anyone stand it?"
He thought to himself, "Zi Yuan is good at guessing . She is smart enough to guess Wuhua"s idea, but it is pity that she is not here . "
Of course, Li Yundong knew that he couldn"t say that, otherwise the little girl would blame herself again .
When everyone was at a loss, Zhou Qin who had been sitting silently to the side said suddenly, "I think I might know the thoughts of Master Wuhua . "
Li Yundong and the others looked at her, immediately refreshed, and asked, "What is it?!"
Zhou Qin groaned for a moment and said, "It stands to reason that people in Buddhism should be pure-hearted and have no desires, but after having followed master these past few days, I found that cultivation also requires firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea . Cultivators are like this . There is no reason that Buddhists don’t have such needs . Moreover, monks do not produce, and they have to beg alms to sustain their lives .
Li Yundong couldn"t help but say, "But I"ve asked just now, Master Wuhua doesn"t answer me at all!"
Zhou Qin shook her head and said, "No, I don"t think Master Wuhua can ask for this . In my previous life, some officials sought help from each other, and they had to pay for each other . I promote your person . You also have to promote mine . So, I am thinking that we are looking for Master Wuhua to help find someone, does he also ask us to find someone for him?"
Su Chan and Cao Yi asked at the same time, "Who?"
Li Yundong had an idea . He opened his mouth and said in surprise, "No way . Could it be . . . "
Zhou Qin looked at Li Yundong and nodded, "Yes, I guess Wuhua wants just this person!"
Li Yundong did not know whether to laugh or cry, saying, "Come on, he is an eminent monk, how can he ask a hooker to negotiate terms?"
Zhou Qin smiled slightly, "Master, I was paying attention to Master Wuhua and the young lady was reluctant to let him go . I found that Master Wuhua is not only impure, but also affectionate towards this hooker . His eyes were full of love when they were parting, and he looked back at her once before he left . Therefore, I think Master Wuhua is hoping that we can help him find this hooker and save her from the suffering . "
Li Yundong pondered this for a while, and he was about to go to the room to ask Wuhua, but Zhou Qin stopped him and said in a low voice, "But can you ask about this kind of thing? If you ask, he will still ignore you . You just need to find her, if it"s not, she can go back . It’s nothing more than a trip fee . "
Li Yundong thought for a while, and said with a weird expression, "I think what you said makes sense, but I still don"t believe that Master Wuhua means this . "
However, although he said he wasn"t sure, he still decided to follow Zhou Qin"s instructions . Li Yundong said, "Well, I"ll go by myself . "
Su Chan, who was standing by the side, said hurriedly, "Yundong, you can"t leave here . You stay here and I"ll go . I know the way . "
Li Yundong looked at her hesitantly . "You? Do you know what kind of place it is?"
Su Chan put her palms together with a smile and teasingly said, "Amitabha . If I don"t go to h.e.l.l, who will?"
Li Yundong laughed . He knew that the little girl wanted to share some things with him, so she acted so positively . He couldn"t stop her, then he pinched her cheek and said, "Be careful on the road . Do you have enough money?"
Su Chan smiled and said, "Of course!" After speaking, she slipped away .
After watching Su Chan leave, Li Yundong turned around and said to Zhou Qin jokingly, "If you"re wrong, I"ll punish you by eating vegetarian food for half a month!"
Zhou Qin chuckled and said, "Did I have meat to eat here ?"
Li Yundong then remembered that Fox Zen School had always supplied vegetarian dishes, so there was no meat in it at all . He laughed loudly .
They waited for about two hours . Li Yundong was getting a little worried, he suddenly heard Su Chan"s voice calling in the distance, as if the general who had returned to the court after victory . She began to announce the good news: "Yundong, I"m back!"
Li Yundong turned around, and as soon as he did, he saw the little girl rush into his arms like a gust of wind, chuckling with her arms around his waist .
When Li Yundong realised that his little girl had come back, his heart fell back into his chest . Just as he was about to speak, he heard a very s.e.xy voice, "Alas, I started my career at the age of sixteen and have done so much business for such a long time . It"s the first time I"ve seen the person who is doing business here . It"s so creative, so nice, so awesome and so admirable!"
Li Yundong raised his head at the sound, and saw Mei Niang walking around in a s.e.xy and enchanting dress, and beside her was a beautiful and pitiful woman in a white dress .
Mei Niang walked to Li Yundong . She giggled and said, "Whew, Boss Li, I really can see a n.o.ble like you anywhere!" She looked around and said affectionately, "Could this be your property? I didn"t expect that Boss Li would actually possess such property at such a young age . Impressive, I really admire you!"
Li Yundong surprised to see the madam and said, " Mei Niang? Why are you here?"
Mei Niang put on an expression of sadness . "Why, don"t you want me to come? Forget it, I"m getting old . You Boss Li are so young and rich that naturally you don"t want me anymore . How can I compare to Xiao Zhu"s young and beautiful appearance? She"s so delicate and attractive, she has already been on your mind after just a single glance . "
Li Yundong couldn"t help but feel a headache when he saw her putting on an act . He said, "Mei Niang, this is a Taoist sect"s place . It doesn"t seem appropriate for you to be here, right?"
Mei Niang giggled and said: "Oh, Boss Li, look at what you said . Why can my daughter come, but I can"t? You know this is a Taoist temple? But you can think of doing business here, I can’t compare this mentality . Besides, Xiaozhu is my red card, and I rely on her to do business . It’s the first time she came out . Shouldn’t I look after her?
Li Yundong felt depressed in his heart . "Well, it seems that I want a hooker!"
But he changed his mind, "But it isn"t just me who is calling for the hooker . "
But what was more depressing was that before he could say that to Mei Niang, he saw Wuhua suddenly coming out of the house . Xiao Zhu, in her white clothes, immediately smiled as soon as she saw Wuhua . They held hands and looked at each other with tears in their eyes . It seemed that they were infatuated with each other .
Li Yundong and Mei Niang were both stunned by this scene .
Li Yundong, after all, was a cultivator . He quickly came to his senses and glanced at Zhou Qin . He thought to himself, "Zhou Qin actually guessed right!"
Mei Niang couldn"t help but mumble, "I began this job at the age of sixteen and have been doing business for a long time . I"ve seen people do good things, but I"ve never seen someone do good like this! Boss Li, did you call Xiao Zhu out just to benefit this baldy . . . Uh, a monk?"
Li Yundong didn"t expect Mei Niang would come . He almost vomited blood in his heart after hearing Mei Niang"s words . He was a dignified cultivator and also the leader of Fox Zen School . In any case, he now had some reputation . He didn"t expect that he would become a pimp today! If this news is spread, it would be a great joke!
"I just wanted to ask Master Wuhua about Ao Wushuang"s whereabouts . How did it turn out to be like this?"
"This, what the h.e.l.l is going on?"