"And why don"t we like the looks of it?" asked Sir Thomas.
"I don"t know what your idea of pleasure is," said Mr. Griffenbottom, "but I don"t take delight in spending money for nothing. I have spent enough, I can tell you, and I don"t mean to spend much more. My seat was as safe as the Church."
"But they have pet.i.tioned against that as well as mine," said Sir Thomas.
"Yes;--they have. And now what"s to be done?"
"I don"t know whether Sir Thomas is willing to take the whole cost of the defence upon himself," said Mr. Trigger, pouring out for himself a second gla.s.s of sherry.
"No, I am not," said Sir Thomas. Whereupon there was a pause, during which Pile and Spicer also took second gla.s.ses of sherry. "Why should I pay the cost of defending Mr. Griffenbottom"s seat?"
"Why should I pay it?" said Griffenbottom. "My seat was safe enough.
The fact is, if money was paid,--as to which I know nothing,--it was paid to get the second seat. Everybody knows that. Why should any one have paid money for me? I was safe. I never have any difficulty; everybody knows that. I could come in for Percycross twenty times running, without buying a vote. Isn"t that true, Trigger?"
"I believe you could, Mr. Griffenbottom."
"Of course I could. Look here, Underwood--"
"I beg your pardon for one moment, Mr. Griffenbottom," said Sir Thomas. "Will you tell me, Mr. Trigger, whether votes were bought on my behalf?" Mr. Trigger smiled, and put his head on one side, but made no answer. "I wish I might be allowed to hear the truth,"
continued Sir Thomas. Whereupon Spicer grinned, and Mr. Pile looked as though he were about to be sick. How was it that a set of gentlemen, who generally knew their business so well as did the political leaders at Percycross, had got themselves into the same boat with a man silly enough to ask such a question as that?
"I shan"t spend money," said Griffenbottom; "it"s out of the question. They can"t touch me. I"ve spent my money, and got my article. If others want the article, they must spend theirs."
Mr. Trigger thought it might be as well to change the subject for a moment, or, at any rate, to pa.s.s on to another clause of the same bill. "I was very sorry, Sir Thomas," said he, "that you wrote that letter to Mr. Givantake."
"I wrote no letter to Mr. Givantake. A man named Piper addressed me."
"Well, well, well; that"s the same thing. It was Givantake, though of course he isn"t going to sign his name to everything. If you could just have written a line to your friend the Postmaster-General, I really think we could have squared it all."
"I wouldn"t have made a request so improper for all Percycross," said Sir Thomas.
"Patronage is open to everybody," suggested Mr. Griffenbottom.
"Those sort of favours are asked every day," said Trigger.
"We live in a free country," said Spicer.
"Givantake is a d---- scoundrel all the same," said Mr. Pile; "and as for his wife"s Irish cousin, I should be very sorry to leave my letters in his hands."
"It wouldn"t have come off, Mr. Pile," said Trigger, "but the request might have been made. If Sir Thomas will allow me to say as much, the request ought to have been made."
"I will allow nothing of the kind, Mr. Trigger," said Sir Thomas, with an a.s.sumption of personal dignity which caused everyone in the room to alter his position in his chair. "I understand these things are given by merit." Mr. Trigger smiled, and Mr. Griffenbottom laughed outright. "At any rate, they ought to be, and in this office I believe they are." Mr. Griffenbottom, who had had the bestowal of some local patronage, laughed again.
"The thing is over now, at any rate," said Mr. Trigger.
"I saw Givantake yesterday," said Spicer. "He won"t stir a finger now."
"He never would have stirred a finger," said Mr. Pile; "and if he"d stirred both his fistesses, he wouldn"t have done a ha"porth of good.
Givantake, indeed! He be blowed!" There was a species of honesty about Mr. Pile which almost endeared him to Sir Thomas.
"Something must be settled," said Trigger.
"I thought you"d got a proposition to make," said Spicer.
"Well, Sir Thomas," began Mr. Trigger, as it were girding his loins for the task before him, "we think that your seat wouldn"t stand the brunt. We"ve been putting two and two together and that"s what we think." A very black cloud came over the brow of Sir Thomas Underwood, but at the moment he said nothing. "Of course it can be defended. If you choose to fight the battle you can defend it. It will cost about 1,500,--or perhaps a little more. That is, the two sides, for both will have to be paid." Mr. Trigger paused again, but still Sir Thomas said not a word. "Mr. Griffenbottom thinks that he should not be asked to take any part of this cost."
"Not a shilling," said Mr. Griffenbottom.
"Well," continued Mr. Trigger, "that being the case, of course we have got to see what will be our best plan of action. I suppose, Sir Thomas, you are not altogether indifferent about the money."
"By no means," said Sir Thomas.
"I don"t know who is. Money is money all the world over."
"You may say that," put in Mr. Spicer.
"Just let me go on for a moment, Mr. Spicer, till I make this thing clear to Sir Thomas. That"s how we stand at present. It will cost us,--that is to say you,--about 1,500, and we should do no good. I really don"t think we should do any good. Here are these judges, and you know that new brooms sweep clean. I suppose we may allow that there was a little money spent somewhere. They do say now that a gla.s.s of beer would lose a seat."
Sir Thomas could not but remember all that he had said to prevent there being even a gla.s.s of beer, and the way in which he had been treated by all the party in that matter, because he had so endeavoured. But it was useless to refer to all that at the present moment. "It seems to me," he said, "that if one seat be vacated, both must be vacated."
"It doesn"t follow at all," said Mr. Griffenbottom.
"Allow me just for a moment longer," continued Trigger, who rose from his seat as he came to the real gist of his speech. "A proposition has been made to us, Sir Thomas, and I am able to say that it is one which may be trusted. Of course our chief anxiety is for the party. You feel that, Sir Thomas, of course." Sir Thomas would not condescend to make any reply to this. "Now the Liberals will be content with one seat. If we go on it will lead to disfranchising the borough, and we none of us want that. It would be no satisfaction to you, Sir Thomas, to be the means of robbing the borough of its privilege after all that the borough has done for you."
"Go on, Mr. Trigger," said Sir Thomas.
"The Liberals only want one seat. If you"ll undertake to accept the Hundreds, the pet.i.tion will be withdrawn, and Mr. Westmacott will come forward again. In that case we shouldn"t oppose. Now, Sir Thomas, you know what the borough thinks will be the best course for all of us to pursue."
Sir Thomas did know. We may say that he had known for some minutes past. He had perceived what was coming, and various recollections had floated across his mind. He especially remembered that 50 for the poor old women which Mr. Trigger only a week since had recommended that he should give,--and he remembered also that he had given it.
He recollected the sum which he had already paid for his election expenses, as to which Mr. Trigger had been very careful to get the money before this new proposition was made. He remembered Mr.
Pabsby and his cheque for 20. He remembered his broken arm, and that fortnight of labour and infinite vexation in the borough. He remembered all his hopes, and his girls" triumph. But he remembered also that he had told himself a dozen times since his return that he wished that he might rid himself altogether of Percycross and the seat in Parliament. Now a proposition that would have this effect was made to him.
"Well, Sir Thomas, what do you think of it?" asked Mr. Trigger.
Sir Thomas required the pa.s.sing of a few moments that he might think of it, and yet there was a feeling strong at his heart telling him that it behoved him not even to seem to doubt. He was a man not deficient in spirit when roused as he now was roused. He knew that he was being ill used. From the first moment of his entering Percycross he had felt that the place was not fit for him, that it required a method of canva.s.sing of which he was not only ignorant, but desirous to remain ignorant,--that at Percycross he would only be a catspaw in the hands of other men. He knew that he could not safely get into the same boat with Mr. Griffenbottom, or trust himself to the steering of such a c.o.xswain as Mr. Trigger. He had found that there could be no sympathy between himself and any one of those who const.i.tuted his own party in the borough. And yet he had persevered. He had persevered because in such matters it is so difficult to choose the moment in which to recede. He had persevered,--and had attained a measure of success. As far as had been possible for him to do so, he had fought his battle with clean hands, and now he was member of Parliament for Percycross. Let what end there might come to this pet.i.tion,--even though his seat should be taken from him,--he could be subjected to no personal disgrace. He could himself give evidence, the truth of which no judge in the land would doubt, as to the purity of his own intentions, and as to the struggle to be pure which he had made. And now they asked him to give way in order that Mr. Griffenbottom might keep his seat!
He felt that he and poor Moggs had been fools together. At this moment there came upon him a reflection that such men as he and Moggs were unable to open their mouths in such a borough as Percycross without having their teeth picked out of their jaws. He remembered well poor Moggs"s legend, "Moggs, Purity, and the Rights of Labour;"
and he remembered thinking at the time that neither Moggs nor he should have come to Percycross. And now he was told of all that the borough had done for him, and was requested to show his grat.i.tude by giving up his seat,--in order that Griffenbottom might still be a member of Parliament, and that Percycross might not be disfranchised!
Did he feel any grat.i.tude to Percycross or any love to Mr.
Griffenbottom? In his heart he desired that Mr. Griffenbottom might be made to retire into private life, and he knew that it would be well that the borough should be disfranchised.
These horrid men that sat around him,--how he hated them! He could get rid of them now, now and for ever, by acceding to the proposition made to him. And he thought that in doing so he could speak a few words which would be very agreeable to him in the speaking. And then all that Mr. Trigger had said about the 1,500 had been doubtless true. If he defended his seat money must be spent, and he did not know how far he might be able to compel Mr. Griffenbottom to share the expense. He was not so rich but what he was bound to think of the money, for his children"s sake. And he did believe Mr. Trigger, when Mr. Trigger told him that the seat could not be saved.
Yet he could not bring himself to let these men have their way with him. To have to confess that he had been their tool went so much against the grain with him that anything seemed to him to be preferable to that. The pa.s.sage across his brain of all these thoughts had not required many seconds, and his guests seemed to acknowledge by their silence that some little s.p.a.ce of time should be allowed to him. Mr. Pile was leaning forward on his stick with his eyes fixed upon Sir Thomas"s face. Mr. Spicer was amusing himself with a third gla.s.s of sherry. Mr. Griffenbottom had a.s.sumed a look of absolute indifference, and was sitting with his eyes fixed upon the ceiling. Mr. Trigger, with a pleasant smile on his face, was leaning back in his chair with his hands in his trousers pockets. He had done his disagreeable job of work, and upon the whole he thought that he had done it well.
"I shall do nothing of the kind," said Sir Thomas at last.
"You"ll be wrong, Sir Thomas," said Mr. Trigger.