Real Vampires Know Hips Happen

REAL VAMPIRES LIVE LARGE.

REAL VAMPIRES GET LUCKY.

REAL VAMPIRES DON"T DIET.

REAL VAMPIRES HATE THEIR THIGHS.

REAL VAMPIRES HAVE MORE TO LOVE.

REAL VAMPIRES DON"T WEAR SIZE SIX.

REAL VAMPIRES HATE SKINNY JEANS.

REAL VAMPIRES KNOW HIPS HAPPEN.

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