Chapter 334: Stone Hammer Kingdom
After a long night visiting with Ceilie and Tilia, she spent one last night in her own room. The next morning she woke up and packed her things with Creirge"s help. After saying her goodbyes to Tilia and Ceilie, she teleported to the Stone Hammer Kingdom with Creige. "So this is?"
Kana looked around. She saw stone walls with many weapons lined upon them and an old wooden counter as soon as the scenery changed. Creige smiled as he said: "This is our weapon shop. It may not look the best, but I can promise the forge room I created for you is the best. There is also a baby room off to the side."
"Oh? A baby room?" Kana smiled as she leaned into Creige"s embrace. She rubbed her stomach gently with warmth in her eyes. "Did you hear that? Your handsome papa said he made you a baby room."
*Bam!*
The door to the shop was pushed open with great force as a wolf girl walked in. When she saw Kana leaning against Creige, her eyes became bloodshot with a jealous rage. She pointed her finger at Kana and went to open her mouth, but before she could even say a word, all she saw was purple and the sounds of bone shattering as she was flung backwards like a kite.
"Creige, I tried to stop her, but…." Baldswin"s voice could be heard coming from outside. But he had stopped shouting when he saw a figure fly past him, almost knocking him over and cras.h.i.+ng into the wall across the street, breaking through it and continuing to fly without any signs of stopping.
Baldswin gulped a mouth full of saliva and slowly entered the shop. But what he saw caused His eyes to almost pop out of his head. In front of him was a young woman pointed and scolding Creige! Did this girl have a death wis.h.!.+? Yes, she was beautiful, but Creige never cared about such things! But this was just the beginning of Baldswin"s surprises because not only did Creige, the man who was cold to everyone, show a warm expression towards the girl while she looked at him angrily, but he did not even make a move to toss the girl out! "Brother, this!?" Baldswin couldn"t handle it anymore and timidly walked over to Creige, calling out to him.
Kana was already mad that some girl showed up out of nowhere like she owned the place, began to get even angrier now that there was a short stout man walking over looking at Creige as if he was in love. "Creige, even men are trying to get you!?"
Kana glared at the short, stout man and pulled Creige behind her before pointing at him. "Listen here! Creige is my handsome husband. He doesn"t even like guys. The only reason I am not sending you on your way like that b.i.t.c.h from before is because you are a man, and I know my husband does not swing that way. So it"s best if you give up."
"Huh? What?" Baldswin brian took a minute to comprehend what was being said. Only when he finally put two and two together did he suddenly yell out: "What horse s.h.i.+t are you talking about!? Why would I be interested in this guy!? He doesn"t even have the necessary parts!"
"Oh?" Kana paused and looked at Creige, who gave her a nod. But this confused Kana even more. "Then…." Pausing to think for a moment, her face turned black, and she covered her chest as she said: "You better not have designs on me either! I am married and pregnant! How could you even think of such disgusting things!?"
"What the h.e.l.l is wrong with this girl!? Why the h.e.l.l would I even go for you!? Look how flat you are! You need some boing boing for me to even want to look in your direction!" Baldswin roared. When it came to his taste in women, he was very defensive about it!
"What!? Your saying I don"t look s.e.xy!? How can you not say I am s.e.xy!?" Kana started making strange poses. Creige just stood at the side with an amused smile.
"What the h.e.l.l are you doing!? Some kind of chicken dance!?" Baldswin yelled. "If that"s s.e.xy, then I"m actually an elf!"
"You!" Kana was so mad she wanted to slap this stupid short stout man! So she did!
"Ouch!? What the h.e.l.l are you hitting me for!? Is it because I said the truth!? The truth will never lie! Ouch! Cut the s.h.i.+t. You d.a.m.n no t.i.tted flat chested ironing board! Ouch, d.a.m.n it! Stop with the face! Creige, get this girl off me!" Baldswin was running around the shop trying to get away from Kana, who was punching and slapping him.
Creige"s eyes never left Kana for a second. He could see she was having fun. Plus, he knew Baldswin didn"t mean anything by his words. So he did not jump in and let his wife have her fun. "Creige, stop smiling like a d.a.m.n clown and get your wife off me! I mean s.h.i.+t, I prayed to her d.a.m.n sword every day like you told me to!"
Only after a few minutes did Kana feel better after leaving some black and blue marks on Baldswin"s face. Sadly for him, he was in a lot of pain. "d.a.m.n, that hurts. I expect nothing else of the girl you picked. A monster man and a monster woman are perfect."
"Humph! Next time watch your tongue, and I won"t need to hit you!" Kana snorted.
"I was just speaking the truth. If you can"t handle it, buy some padding! Ouch, d.a.m.n it!" Baldswin was kicked by Kana, causing him to tumble to the floor. But being a dwarf, he had a very st.u.r.dy body. Even the black and blue marks on his face were starting to slowly fade away. "Anyway! I should introduce myself since silent Mcgee here will not do it for me. My name"s Baldswin, best friends with this handsome husband of yours."
Kana looked at the Baldswin for a second before reaching her hand out in a friendly gesture saying: "Kana, nice to meet you."