Chapter 356: Creige Gets A New House
Realm of G.o.ds…
"Handsome Papa, whose house is this?" Rain asked as she looked up at her father with questioning eyes.
"Who knows..." Creige looked at the gate in front of him, raised his foot, pulled it back, and in one swift motion thrust it forward.
*Boom!*
The whole gate blew off its hinges and flew towards the house, but just before hitting the house it was swallowed up by a shadow that appeared in front of it. Rain and Angelica both looked at their father in shock, unsure of what to make of this. "Handsome Papa?"
"Seems the gate was unlocked, so I guess this means we can live here now." Creige said flatly before walking through the gate towards the house. Both his little girls trotted along with him with blank expressions, both thinking the same thing. "How was the gate unlocked when you had to smash it off its hinges?"
"Who is it!? Who dares cause a ruckus on my property!?" A large bear man came running out of his house with a sword in his hands. Seeing the terrifying look on the man"s face caused the two girls to yell out in fright as they clung to Criege.
Creige frowned and looked coldly at the bear man. His lips parted as he icily spoke: "Slap yourself for scaring my daughters."
Because of the ruckus, many people had already gathered at the gate and were watching the scene from outside. "Hey, what"s going on?"
"Some handsome man just broke into Dale"s place with his daughters and is now telling him to slap himself for scaring the kids."
"What!? What did Dale do to cause this handsome man to do such a thing?"
"Who knows?"
"I heard him say something along the lines that this house now belongs to him."
"What!? He"s forcing an eviction and taking the property!? Haha! Dale really must be angered to death!"
"I wish he would force his way onto my property!"
"Why would such a handsome man force his way onto your property!? Aren"t you already married with six kids!?"
"What do you know I would drop my husband and my kids to give birth to that handsome man"s ki…. Ahhh! My Eye!"
"Don"t even think of trying to steal my Handsome Papa from Mama." At some point, Angelica appeared out of nowhere and punched the lady who was speaking in the eye. She quickly disappeared and retook her place at her Handsome Papa"s side. "Humph! This place is full of thots trying to steal my handsome Papa from Mama."
"Ahahaaha!" The crowd burst into loud laughter, causing the woman to run away in embarra.s.sment. "Yep, those kids are definitely that man"s kids. They act the same."
"Sadly, he is taken. The little girl just said Mama just now."
"I don"t care! Any man can have more than one wi… Ahhh! d.a.m.n it, my eye! These little girls hurt!"
Meanwhile… "You! You want me to slap myself!? You break my gate and trespa.s.s on my land, and now you tell me to slap myself!? f.u.c.k you!"
"Then I will slap you myself." Creige disappeared from where he stood, leaving Angelica and Rain standing there watching him as he reappeared in front of the man, raised his hand and…
*Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!* *Slap!*
He then grabbed the now pig faced bear man by the neck, lifted him up, and walked towards the gate. The crowd quickly parted ways for creige and watched as he tossed the pig faced bear man into the middle of the road before turning back around and saying: "Girls welcome to your new home."
"Pfft! Ahaha! Dale got tossed out like a dead chicken! This is rich!"
Dale slowly got up off the ground and looked at the back of the man who he was just tossed out by, his face purple with anger. He dusted himself off and, with the sword in his hand, ran towards the gate entrance but right before he could step over the threshold into the yard, he slammed into an invisible barrier. "Wow, when did he even set up an array!? "
Dale shook his head and glared at the crowd. "d.a.m.n, what are you doing? Help me get my house back!"
"Huh? Why would I help you get your house back? I now have a handsome man for a neighbor. Meaning I don"t have to look at your fat a.s.s sunbathing anymore."
"Yeah! Yeah! Handsome man gets to stay! You get out!"
"Yeah! Get out!"
All the women in the crowd all began shouting and throwing things at Dale, leaving the poor bear man speechless. He wondered what high G.o.d he kicked to have such bad luck on this day.
Inside the house, Creige walked around, checking the place out. There was one snake girl in a maid outfit standing there, unsure of what was going on. Creige looked at her and asked: "Name?"
"Huh? Ahhh! Yinetti." Yinetti replied.
"Good. Since I can see you are not contracted yet, enter a contract with me and my daughters, swearing your loyalty and that you will never harm them. When my wife arrives, you can enter a contract with her as well. We will be living here from now on. Until further notice." Creige said as he waved his hand, creating four magic circles under their feet.
Yinetti absentmindedly followed Creige"s orders and was now contracted to him and his daughters. Rain and Angelica both looked at each other before Rain asked: "Handsome Papa doesn"t this house belong to the man outside?"
"Hmm? Since when? Didn"t you see how he left and could not return? Don"t worry about silly things. Help Yinetti get things in order. I will go toss out unnecessary things. Oh, and all three of you are not to leave the yard." Creige said, making sure his eyes fell on both his daughters.
"Yes! We won"t do anything Father tells us not to do. We promised Mama to behave." Angelica answered and made a weird salute. Rain followed suit and saluted as well. This salute was Kana"s signature victory pose that somehow turned into a salute.
"Mmm I know. My girls are always good."