While Luffy was training with Jasmine, Coby was steering the ship, Nami navigating and Alvida cooking for her beloved in a pot on a small portable stove.Suddenly a pungent smell close to death, started to flow around the ship, both Nami and Coby noticed this and when they managed to pin point the location of the smell, they had black line over their faces as it was their food, cooked by the one and only Alvida.
Then Both Nami and Coby backed away, however Alvida noticing this hmphed as she said "The food is not for you, specially you b.i.t.c.h " pointing at Nami" it"s for my Husband"
Nami"s anger shot through the roof at that comment as few veins started to pop on her forehead, as she took out her 3 section staff, from the crack of her b.o.o.bs AKA cleavage " AN: Anime logic" while Alvida took out her took out her Baseball bat like Iron spiky mace.
As they started to march toward each other spark began to fly between them.
Coby, gathered some courage to stop the fight, as he went between them and did a T pose with his both palm facing the girl of the opposing side, but unknown to him that that action could lead him to his death
Both Girls: GET OUT OF OUR WAY YOU f.a.gGOT!!!!
Both girls punched Coby to oblivion
Coby flew and almost landed on top of the food alvida cooked, but to some miracle he didn"t land on it as he heaved a sigh of relief.
After the Distraction was removed between the girls, they started to fight with each other.
Nami Swing her staff to the side of Alvida, which was easily dogged buy her as she returned with heavy smash to the other"s head with her mace, but unknown to her it was only a bluff as Nami split the staff into 2, in the middle of the swing, and the longer section instead of hitting her side came back quickly to her, as she blocked the heavy smash of Alvida"s mace, but Alvida being stronger then her physically, overpowered her easily.
When Nami was about to fall from the pressure, a smirk instead of despair appear on her face which really puzzled Alvida, but then when she realised what happend it was too late, as the hidden hook on the smaller section of Nami"s staff stuck on the sleeves of her coat, and as nami fell, and slowly followed by Alvida, who fell right on top of her, and bizarrely ( it is not the author"s fault or his desire of any of this happening ???) as Alvida fell her lips fell on the lips of Nami as if the heavens wanted it to happen (??)
When the small interaction between the girls were happening a voice woke them up and separated them (AN: d.a.m.n that person needs to die for disturbing such gifts from happening)
???: Well...Well...Well... Now isn"t that a sight to see?? "eheheheheh"
???: You are right captain "hahahah"
???: Guess we"ll be getting our treasure plus some women to warm the bed and some Plump one at that "heheheheh"
???: Roar! Roar!!
In front of them stood a Large ship with a jolly rogger of a face of clown, where stood 3 men and a oversized lion with green fur and purple mane.
When Alvida noticed them he knew then right away that it was the buggy pirates, with his 2 trustee man called Cabaji and Mohji with his pet lion Richie.
Cabaji is a tall slender man with a unique hairstyle that covers half of his face, wearing a large blue and white checkered scarf that covers the lower portion of his face, a sleeveless purple coat reaching down to his knees, white pants.
Mohji with white hair and beard shaped in the form of a bear, wearing a fur like white coat just covering his chest and a large blue pants and he seems to be sitting on top of the lion.
And finally Buggy the one who is the captain, seems slim, yet muscular blue-haired man with an appearance resembling that of a clown.
Coby: Youuu.... aree.....Bbbbuuuugggyyy the pirate
Buggy: Hahahahahah the one and only.
Alvida creased her eyebrows and said loudly " what do you want buggy?!?!""
Buggy: You insolent fool, who are you to talk like that to greatest pirate in the east blue.
Alvida"s face twitched from that comment as few snake like veins seems to appear on her forehead.
Alvida: You b.a.s.t.a.r.d you don"t recognise me, It is I, Alvida who beat your a.s.s like a pig last time.
Cabaji/Buggy/Mohji/Richie: Hahahahahah
Cabaji: if you are Alvida, then I must be Mihawk the greatest swordsman.
Mohji: Captain, I think she"s scared of you so, she"s pretending to be someone she"s not, but unfortunate Alvida the hoe is Ugly as f.u.c.k!!
Buggy: hahahaha"snorted" ahah you are right mohji
However the Buggy slimed froze when he saw the over sized mace and the way she held it.
Buggy: you..uuuu areee Al..Vi..Daa
Alvida: Yes!!! Now scram before I beat the s.h.i.t out of you.
While all this was happening no one noticed that Nami was sweating buckets.
Buggy: hmphhh! So what! Last time you beat me because of your large Crew but now I do not seem to see it, however I shall let you go, out of my greatness if you hand over that orange head b.i.t.c.h.
When Nami heard that, she knew she was done for because Alvida never liked her.
Alvida got curious so she asked " Why do you need her??"
Buggy: That b.i.t.c.h stole my Treasure Along with the grand line Map.
Alvida: Hahhahaahh, even a small cat managed to trick you under your nose and stole your treasure, you should be ashamed to be called a pirate.
Buggy: ALVIDA!!!! DO NOT TEMPT ME!!! JUST HAND HER TO ME!!!
Alvida: Fat chance f.a.ggot!!! Even tho, I can"t stand her, she"s someone I will not hand over!!!
Nami was shocked when she heard that and was surprised.
Buggy: Why!!! who is she to you!!
Alvida: You don"y need to know that just know that if you lay a hand on her, it"s your death.
Buggy and his mate couldn"t take it any more and so Buggy ordered for all out attack.
Buggy"s 20 or so thug pirates started to attack the small boat while he watches with his 2 men and the pet.
Alvida started her own attack with her mace as with each swing she took out 2-3 men, and nami took her staff and slowly but smarty beat them, while Coby run around the small deck however he couldn"t run them out as they caught up to him and he fell on the deck, feeling despair he threw whatever he caught in his hand while crying his lung out, and out of some miracle he threw the pot of food which was cooked by Alvida, and bizarrely all the 10 men surrounding him got knocked out due to poisoning. (AN: think of Bianca from hitman)
Finally managing to beating the small pirates, Alvida was walking to side of Nami to see everything was ok, suddenly a hand with a dagger came flying at her from afar cutting her back as she turned around she noticed Cabaji with his sword, throwing a slash at her but managed to dodge it at the very last second but then a huge paw came and push her to edge of the boat as she fell on the sea.
Nami: ALVIDAAA!!!! YOU b.a.s.t.a.r.d, I"LL KILL YOU!!!!
Buggy: hehehehehe, what can you do b.i.t.c.h with that weak staff of yours
Nami, didn"t care for her life anymore as she threw herself at buggy with her staff, but she couldn"t land a hit, as each time buggy would split where she"d hit and then, a hand with a 4 daggers in it"s knuckles came flying and stabbed her in the back, feeling the pain she arched her back but then a kick came hitting on her stomach, throwing her on the wall of the small cabin.
Then as the 3 came walking toward the bloodied and weakened Nami, pointing their sword at her and said " Hahahah, you"re more of a wet Cat, now how about you hand over the treasure and we"ll give you a easy death or else, we"ll play with that s.l.u.ty body of yours till you die"
Nami felt shiver up her spine, but she didn"t scared out and spat on them " Do your worst pirates"
Buggy had few veins that popped with that spit as he starting thrusting his daggers at her, but then Coby took a rod laying on the deck and smash it on buggy"s head but then it was blocked by Mohji, however it did managed to get their attention to him.
Mohji: Captain, I think we forgot a rat.
Seeing his attack failing, Coby backed out of fear, but then a someone kicked his a.s.s, sending him dying toward Mohji, knocking them both.
Buggy: guess it really is hard to get rid of pest.
Nami seeing the opportunity, thrusted her staff on the family jewels of Cabaji, knocking him out as well with that she took at Alvida, showing she"s done her part fainted
Alvida seeing that, had anger rush to her brain for reason she didn"t know attacked buggy, but being very weak from extreme blood loose, she could barely dodge buggy"s attack however it got worse as Richie started attacking her as well.
Just when She thought it was over, the door of the Cabin was busted open which went flying toward Richie, throwing him toward far in the ocean.
???: Well it seem we had guest
The voice said it very calmly but you could feel the killing intent with every word.