Chapter 16: Our Yize Is The Bravest!Zhang Qingyuan arrived not long after the phone call with Ji Mingfei.
Su Jian hurriedly welcomed him in. After a casual chat, Su Jian learned that Dr. Zhang was the An family’s private physician. Su Jian couldn’t help but be filled with a torrent of silent curses: The rich really attract enmity!
Dr. Zhang thoroughly examined An Yize. Then informed Su Jian that An Yize really did have a fever and a cold. Then wrote a prescription for An Yize. Su Jian looked at An Yize who was still in a befuddled state and said, “His fever is really high. Can it really be taken care of with medicine alone?”
Dr. Zhang smilingly said, “Of course, a shot is better and also has a much faster effect, but even back when he was a child, young master has never liked getting shots, and would only take medicine.”
Haha! It turns out An Yize is actually afraid of shots! Su Jian was amused. He s.h.i.+fted his eyes, and a ruse was born, “If that’s so, then we should give him a shot! His temperature is so high; we might as well get his fever broken faster and set everyone’s mind at rest!”
“But…”
Su Jian interrupted Dr. Zhang’s protest, “It’s okay. He isn’t a little kid. He’s a big adult already; its not like he can’t tell the difference between good and bad. You just need to strike… uh… get to work, that’s all.”
Dr. Zhang was still a bit hesitant, but Su Jian was adamant. Also, the request wasn’t troublesome; he only needed to simply take one stab at his b.u.t.tocks. Dr. Zhang could only agree. When Su Jian saw An Yize get his pants pulled down revealing his b.u.t.tocks, he couldn’t help but be joyously amused.
Dr. Zhang looked up to command, “Young mistress, please help hold young master down.”
Right when Su Jian was about to mock An Yize, the sound of “young mistress” astounded him. Su Jian almost fell headlong onto An Yize.
Because the disturbance was too great, An Yize seemed to have surfaced into consciousness. Bewildered, he looked up, “What… are… you… doing?”
When Su Jian saw him wake up, he was very happy. He felt that it would make his mocking more effective so Su Jian hurriedly held him tight as he comfortingly said to him, “It’s nothing. We’re just going to help cure your illness.”
An Yize frowned as he looked around. When he started to realize what was going on, his face turned rebellious, “I don’t… get shots!”
Su Jian beamed as he looked at him, “Without a shot, your fever won’t go down so you have to do it!”
An Yize started to struggle, but he was helplessly weak from being sick and was unable to free himself. Su Jian held him down with great force and coaxed, “Don’t be scared! Don’t be scared! It won’t hurt at all.”
An Yize continued to struggle, but how would Su Jian let him escape? Su Jian was only temporarily stronger than An Yize and couldn’t help being far far smaller in size than him. As a result, Su Jian could only use his whole strength to hold him in an embrace. Su Jian hastily coaxed, “Our Yize is the bravest! Be good! Listen! Quickly stop flailing around and let the doctor give you a shot.” On the other hand, Su Jian was about to die laughing on the inside.
Their faces were close together. Su Jian held An Yize while she coaxed at and tempted him. Her lips would sweep across An Yize’s skin from time to time. An Yize glanced at her, then slowly stopped struggling.
Su Jian grinned from ear to ear, “Good boy, so obedient.”
Dr
. Zhang laughed beside them as he said, “Young master and young mistress have such a good relations.h.i.+p.”
Su Jian was again shocked and appalled by the words “young mistress” and swiftly replied, “Dr. Zhang. It’s better if you don’t call me young mistress. I… can’t really get used to it.” An (I) really can’t live up to it! Wa~[1]
“This…” Dr. Zhang looked at An Yize in distress.
An Yize was still in Su Jian’s arms as he piped up, “Then… just call her ‘madam’…”
Su Jian: “……” *facepalm*! Is there any difference between this and ‘young mistress’!? One is shocking the heavens level 1; the other is shocking the heavens level 1.01, all right?
Dr. Zhang amusedly replied, “Yes,” then started preparing to give An Yize a shot. Su Jian was furious inside and stared fixedly at the syringe in Dr. Zhang’s hand. He cheered silently: Stab! Stab with all your might!
As the tip of the needle entered his body, An Yize involuntarily trembled. Su Jian’s mood immediate improved, but he kept his act going as he stroked An Yize’s hair. He comforted, “It’s okay. Don’t be scared. It doesn’t hurt at all.” Of course, the more it hurts the better!
An Yize buried his head in Su Jian’s chest without a peep.
Dr. Zhang put away the injection equipment and smiled ruefully as he said, “It seems like young… madam is the most useful.”
Su Jian watched this whole farce with merriment, then carelessly remarked in a modest manner, “You’re too kind. I still need to work harder.”
Dr. Zhang: “……”
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Dr. Zhang went through the things that they needed to monitor before promptly leaving.
An Yize had already fallen into a deep sleep. Su Jian covered him with a blanket then opened up the computer again and surfed through the forums, but he didn’t find anything of interest. Right when boredom was about to set in, he saw a post about making congee. Su Jian suddenly felt motivated: Since his gay partner tirelessly nagged about it, I should make something delicious for An Yize. Thus, he spiritedly started to search the internet for nouris.h.i.+ng meals for people who are sick.
Without anything to do, Su Jian took an afternoon nap. However, he couldn’t imagine that after waking from his afternoon nap, the sky was dark gray. Night had already fallen. Su Jian got up out of bed, stretched lazily, then wandered over to An Yize’s room to take a look. An Yize was still in a deep sleep. Su Jian tiptoed over to him and stuck out a hand. He was originally going to pick on him and pinch his nose, but when his finger touched the tip of An Yize’s nose, the thought that An Yize was currently ill embarra.s.sed him into stopping himself. In the end, he wasn’t satisfied with that and couldn’t help but poke An Yize in the nose. He harrumphed, “You with the surname of An! Serves you right!”
Su Jian had never scrutinized An Yize from such a close distance. At this time, he looked him over closely. Su Jian couldn’t deny that this guy, An Yize, had a nose that looked like a nose and eyes that looked like eyes.[2] He looked… like he had the means to tempt girls! Also, he had his eyes shut and a tranquil expression on his face. His everyday cold appearance had now disappeared! Instead, there was a faint childish air surrounding him, especially with that pair of thick and long eyelashes faintly shaking from time to time. It was as if it was enticing a person’s heart to throb along with it. Su Jian couldn’t help lightly jab at those eyelashes with a face full of hateful regret: A woman’s calamity! Ah! A woman’s calamity![3]
An Yize seemed to have felt that something wasn’t right and slightly turned his face. Su Jian immediately pulled back, but when he didn’t wake, Su Jian started to be c.o.c.ky again. When Su Jian saw An Yize’s ear, he suddenly remembered Ji Mingfei chatting about how sensitive An Yize’s was there, one touch and they’d turn red ears. His curiosity got the better of him so he stuck out his hand to lightly pinch An Yize’s earlobe.
Sure enough, An Yize suddenly trembled. Su Jian was greatly amused and couldn’t help but pinch it again. Not only was An Yize’s earlobe soft and plump, but when he pinched, it was meaty and soft to the touch. It was actually quite entertaining. Right when Su Jian was enjoying himself, he suddenly heard a slightly husky voice, “Why are you pinching me?”
Su Jian was frightened, then looked up only to see that An Yize had opened his eyes at some unknown point in time and was calmly looking at him. Su Jian’s hand was on his ear at this time. He hastily withdrew which inevitably projected an overly guilty conscience. He could start to elaborate, “What’s this… I…. Oh! I’m looking at your physiognomy!”
An Yize: “……”
Su Jian took the opportunity to pinch An Yize’s earlobe. Not only did An Yize’s ear turn red, but even his face started to become flushed. Su Jian couldn’t help but be secretly happy, yet he put on an earnest face as he said, “According to physiognomic theory, people with soft earlobes are predisposed to lasciviousness.”
An Yize: “……”
Su Jian patted him and said sincerely and earnestly, “So, you need to meditate, young man!”
An Yize was silent for a moment, then suddenly said, “Lower your head a bit.”
Su Jian, uncomprehending, slightly lowered his head.
An Yize lifted his hand and squeezed Su Jian’s earlobe as well.
Then, he blurted two words, “It’s soft.”
Su Jian: “……”
Footnotes:
[1]An is the northern dialect way of saying I. This is akin to someone saying ‘I’ with a Texan accent in the US.
[2]Nose that looked like a nose and eyes that looked like eyes is a reference to some people whose noses don’t look like noses and who have eyes that don’t look like eyes… aka they look ugly
[3]A woman’s calamity – This refers to that An Yize is too handsome that he is the path of ruination for women, or a source of calamity.