Reborn as my Love Rival’s Wife

An Yi Ze, male. Attributes: Tall, Rich, and Handsome. Detailed Attributes: Su Jian detests those tall, rich, and handsome men.

Su Jian’s hatred for An Zi Ye can be traced back to their days in college.

As a student of a University that was ranked third in the nation, there was no doubt that the conduct of University S’s students should be looked up to by everyone; despite this, as a member of the Science and Engineering department of this national top three ranked elite University S, all the male students couldn’t help but be depressed. Su Jian was in the large forever alone club at this school, and his life was miserable.

Throughout the four years of university, Su Jian liked three different girls.

Out of them, two expected Su Jian to do things like send them an umbrella on a heavily raining day, or send them breakfast on a heavily snowing day and other such moving actions, afterward rejecting him.

“…”

“I’m sorry, I already have someone that I like.”

“Ah, yes, yes…….”

The first girl did agree to date him in order to “see how it went”, but it only lasted two months and she ended up suggesting they break up.

“I’m sorry, let’s break up. I don’t think we are very compatible.”

“No, no, I think we are very compatible, if not……”

“I’m sorry, I like someone else……”

“……”

After that, Su Jian found out that the object of affection of the two girls whom “already have someone I like”, as well as the one who suggested they break up because she “like someone else……” was Su Jian’s family’s past ancestor’s foe and his lifetime enemy, a scoundrel who was born as a gigolo, deliberately stealing Su Jian’s girls, known as An Yi Ze.

Actually, it wasn’t like Su Jian hadn’t heard of this name, An Yi Ze, before.

Even though the two weren’t of the same major, he had heard that there was a very difficult guy to deal with from the guys in the Math Department.

It’s said that this youngster’s family background was not too bad, and he had a face that swindled young girls. To top it off, his academics was not that bad, and he seemed to have gotten some big award or another and as a result, a famous professor in the school favored him.

Su Jian also heard that during the school’s evening ball, this guy had demonstrated his abilities, turning all those girls into love-struck fools. Further adding on his status of Student Body President, this d.a.m.n guy’s name became known far and wide – he not only seduced the small population of girls in this Science and Engineering department that was lacking girls, but also even enticed those females from the outside to hand over their hearts. A guy like that, always taking the women from so many other men, of course ended up as the common enemy of all the guys in school.

Before, Su Jian had only heard his name, but never had any direct contact with him. Yet now…… Of course, he had still yet to actually come into direct contact with him, but this sort of common enemy that you have yet to touch and still end up losing against – it is simply a disgrace. So back then, Su Jian and the other male students of the forever alone club curse An Yi Ze: Pray that you and all the women become brothers and sisters a, brothers and sisters!

…

After graduating, Su Jian was temporarily enlisted into a five-member group on a public project for a prestigious IT company, becoming somewhat closer to becoming a real programmer. As for An Yi Ze, other than hearing that he had gone to study abroad, he didn’t know anything else.

Both never had any connections with each other, but he never would have thought that, after N years of graduation, would they meet again in this situation.

Su Jian could only look up to the sky: Destiny a, why are you always so formidable! Karma a, why are you always this much of a marvel!

…

The man steadily walked over.

Su Jian unwaveringly stared at him, facing him with an expression of grief and indignation as if he was facing an old, ill-fated enemy.

“What’s the problem?” His long time enemy looked at him, deep eyes filled with emotion, it couldn’t help but cause even men to acknowledge this voice, both tranquil and gentle.

Su Jian trembled. Jian Jian? This was the nickname that his mom used to call him when he was young! This sort of line made his hairs revolt, quickly standing up one after the other, gooseb.u.mps spreading from his elbow to his toes, shouting together in a chorus to report to their master. This sort of d.a.m.ned love rival speaking out such an intimate nickname that his mother used to call him when he was young really made his hairs stand on end!

Su Jian angrily looked up. “I am not your family’s Jian Jian!”

“Then who are you?”

“I…”

He wanted to yell out, “I’m the other Su Jian!”, but before the moment his words could escape his mouth, Su Jian suddenly realized his situation. Your mother, he almost forgot, at this moment he no longer had his previous stylish body of a man, he was currently a large chested, long-haired, pure girl! Even though he had really transmigrated into a woman’s body after an accident, how could this be said aloud? Marxism-Leninism, Maoism, Deng Xiaoping theory, three advanced scientific theories, the continuously advancing world and 21st scientific century – none would believe in this sort of superst.i.tious nonsense.

This was the kind of story that would only appear in fairy tales or the plot of young teenage girls’ novels. Who would believe him? Furthermore, even if someone did believe him and knew that he had come back from the dead, transforming from man to woman, how would they look at him then?

The biggest possibility was that they would look at him like an animal, putting him in a cage to be observed by others, or examined by scientists on an operation table! Perhaps he would even appear on the news: Waking up after an accident to discover that he had been reborn, but what was even scarier was that he was originally a man, finding himself as a female, what kind of magical event is this? We will seek the answer with you – as it turns out, 29 years ago, Su Mama had originally gave birth to a girl!

Looks like the only road he could walk was claiming that he had “amnesia”.

Su Jian snorted: “Where would I know?”

An Yi Ze stare at him intensely: “Then, do you recognize me?”

How wouldn’t he recognize him? Your face, in the first place, really hadn’t changed at all, wouldn’t it be weird if I couldn’t recognize the d.a.m.n guy who caused me to be single throughout all four years of university…… the number one love rival and nemesis?

Su Jian’s eyes turned round: “How is it possible that I would recognize you!”

“I’m called An Yi Ze!”

I know you’re called An Yi Ze! Just these three words said together makes me very angry, a!

“You’re called Su Jian!”

f.u.c.k, I, your father, is absolutely not called Su Jian! Ah, that’s wrong, your father really is called Su Jian, but, it’s not your family’s Su Jian! I, your father, even if I ran I wouldn’t change my name, and even if I sat, I wouldn’t change my surname – full name Su Jian, childhood name Little Jian Jian, nickname Bao Dan, other nickname, Big Ear TuTu!

(E/N: Bao Dan means jeweled egg – think Faberge egg? – and Big Ear TuTu is a childhood animation thing. He’s just bulls.h.i.+tting lol to get the point across that he’s not gonna change his name)

Translated by Moonlight Translations

“If, in the case that you truly forgot everything, then let me tell you, I am your husband.”

“A–”

Finally Su Jian couldn’t stand it anymore, and all the grief, indignation, and shock that had built up from his rebirth just this suddenly erupted in this world-shaking manner.

“A– Ah-choo!”

Su Jian, this sneeze of his, was really both large and unexpected, with a power that was like his spirit had exploded from him. As a result, not only did he cause An Yi Zei to stare blankly, he caused the doctor who was just pus.h.i.+ng open the door that the nurse had called over to be so scared that he jumped a little.

An Yi Ze lowered his voice to speak to the doctor: “ Doctor, it seems like my wife has lost her memories!”

Su Jian silently ridiculed: Your father hasn’t forgotten anything! Don’t count on this father forgetting all the humiliation and suffering that you’ve dealt me! Now, I, your father, is enduring humiliation for an important mission, and I will wait for an opportunity before retaliating, s.n.a.t.c.h your girl and clean away my past disgrace— ai, your father, with his current ident.i.ty, isn’t that already stealing An Yi Ze’s wife? This past disgrace has already been washed clean, wahahaha– f.u.c.k! Wrong! Stealing his girl is one thing, but turning into his wife is another thing! This is basically as if adding disgrace onto disgrace a! Flip table!

The doctor carefully reexamined Su Jian, but didn’t find anything out of place, but saw that Su Jian’s expression would occasionally change from happiness to grief, the expressions absolutely weird, and couldn’t help but be somewhat hesitant.

“Mr. An, the check shows that there is nothing wrong with Mrs. An.”

“Then how come she can’t even recall her own name?”

“Mrs. An had been unconscious for several days before, it might be that during the accident she had hit her head, so she has temporarily lost her memories. Please wait, I will do a more detailed check up on Mrs. An, so Mr. An, please rest a.s.sured.”

Watching with his eyes as the nurse and doctor left, and the sickroom only had him and An Yi Ze, these two people left, opposite each other. Su Jian quickly works his brain, pondering over how he should respond to this situation.

First, after waking up from the car accident, he turned into another person, and to top it off, it was a woman. In addition, it happened to be An Yi Ze’s woman. This accident, even though it’s appalling to the point of death, however, it was nevertheless reality and cannot be changed.

Secondly, he cannot tell the truth, on the account of the consequences being too grave to measure. He couldn’t take the risk.

Like this, it seems that he could only pretend to have amnesia, and in addition, from now on after, use the ident.i.ty of this “Su Jian” girl to continue living.

Currently, he had a fractured leg and knew nothing about this An house’s Su Jian, aside from the fact that she was the wife of his eternal love rival. As such, he could only rely on this little bit of knowledge he had. After all, he currently has no ident.i.ty, no home, no money, and no food, with only this “husband” to depend on.

Therefore, no matter how much he wished to cough a mouthful of blood toward the sky, or how much he wished to punch An Yi Ze, he had no choice but to hold it in.

“You… are really my husband?” Su Jian silently pondered deeply, recalling during those ordinary days of his life and the expression of the pure and innocent girls on the TV. He blinked his eyes, and with extreme effort, made a naive and innocent face.

An Yi Ze nodded.

“Legally? Already registered?”

An Yi Ze nodded again.

Su Jian fell silent, his face turning stiff as he thought: This sort of moment, I can only smile.

As a result, he forced out a twisted smile: “Then, how long have we been married?”

“A month.”

Su Jian couldn’t keep up his forced smile any longer. A month? In other words, these two people are newlyweds? Your mother, why didn’t this car accident happen earlier! If it had happened a month earlier, then couldn’t he have just dumped this b.a.s.t.a.r.d An Yi Ze? Why did it have to happen now, so that he ended up as his love rival’s wife?

Su Jian experienced extreme grief and indignation, and An Yi Ze looked at him again thoughtfully. Sitting on the edge of the hospital bed, he looked at Su Jian with a deep gaze: “You really can’t recall anything?”

Being stared at that way by that pair of deep, deep black eyes, Su Jian, who was holding onto a secret, couldn’t help but turn slightly stiff as he involuntarily lowered his eyes: “Really, I really can’t recall anything.”

An Yi Ze looked at him: “The doctor also said it, it might take two days for you to recover.”

Su Jian thought for a bit, putting on an honest face: “What if in the case that I can never recover and will always be unable to recall anything?”

An Yi Ze was silent for a while, saying afterward: “That’s also no problem. Whatever you want to know, I’ll tell you.”