Chapter 831 Being a Bandit Is Really Heroic
“Didn’t you say that the spider moved just now?”
Little Treasure looked at the big spider in front of him and asked Da Bao.
“Yeah, it really moved just now. I saw them stand up, but why aren’t they moving now?”
Da Bao was very puzzled. She clearly saw that the big spider really stood up, but why was it not moving now?
“Your eyes must be playing tricks on you. The lights here are too dim.”
“Is that so? Maybe it’s true. You’ve finished peeing. Shall we continue walking now?”
“Let’s go. These spiders might be statues. Maybe they’re fake. Look, they don’t even have
eyes.”
Alright, it wasn’t that they didn’t have eyes. They were just shutting them from your virgin urine. Could they not close their eyes?
“Are you sure they won’t eat us?”
Da Bao was a little timid after all, so she asked carefully.
Little Treasure thought for a moment and took out a marble that he had played with before. He wanted to try hitting it at the spider, but just as he escaped from his bag, the marble fell to the ground. It also happened to fall into Little Treasure’s urine.
“So disgusting. It landed in urine again. This is your urine. Quickly go and pick it up.”
Little Treasure looked at the marble with disdain and touched his bag again. There was no more. There was only this one.
He did not want to throw other things at the spider. It was either food or his small pistol. Forget it. He would just accept his fate and pick it up. It was his own urine anyway. He was not afraid.
“Uncle Huo said that when they were young, they still played with mud and urine. I will tell them that you play with a ball of urine when we get out.”
Little Treasure did not care about what Da Bao said at the back. He even looked at her with disdain. ‘Anyway, you have my urine on your leg, so you are not that clean.’
Little Treasure used a tissue to pick up the marble and threw it at the red spider who was looking up.
Pa!
“Look, there’s no reaction. It’s indeed fake, but it looks real. I must have been seeing things.”
“Mm, then let’s go.”
The two children did not have the amazing eyesight of their parents. Otherwise, they would have definitely seen the marble stained with the child’s urine smash a hole in the red spider’s hind legs.
However, it did not dare to move because the smell was too strong. If it moved, what would it do if it was stained by this holy item? Da Bao and Little Treasure held hands and carried two big bags on their backs. They calmly walked around the spiders. Because both of them were stained with Little Treasure’s child’s urine, the smell was very strong. When they walked past the spiders, the spiders were so scared that none of them moved. Of course, in the end, Little Treasure was not afraid of death as he picked up the marble that landed under the b.u.t.t of a blue spider in the last row.
However, when he bent down to pick it up, he actually saw the blue spider’s b.u.t.t shrinking and moving. It was the kind of feeling that was similar to a person being scared and having their b.u.t.t locked.
Little Treasure stood up in a daze. Looking at the seven spiders, he knew that these seven spiders were not fake. They were real.
But why weren’t they moving? Were they asleep? “What’s wrong? Aren’t we leaving? There’s a room over there.” “Oh, I’m leaving now. I’m leaving now. Hurry up, hurry up.”
Little Treasure pulled Da Bao up and walked toward the room in front. Leaving this place, there was only one thought in his mind, and that was to leave this place with Da Bao.
If these spiders woke up, it would be even worse.
It was also a child’s virgin urine, but this child’s virgin urine was definitely ten times stronger than an adult’s virgin urine.
However, Yan Kuan and the others had more volume on their side, so they could be considered to have an advantage.
Seeing the gigantic creature slowly approaching them, the others also saw this strange mutated water monkey with blood-red eyes.
“Boss, what are we going to do?”
“Think of a way to pour all of the virgin urine on it and then blast it with a cannon.”
It was not easy to pour virgin urine on the big thing.
While Shen Xiaoxiao was still wondering what Yan Kuan would do, she saw Yan Kuan take out a round disc from his bag, which looked like a mini aircraft.
Seeing this thing, Shen Xiaoxiao’s eyes lit up. D*mn it, a flying drone. She almost forgot that they had brought enough advanced equipment.
When the other secret guards saw Yan Kuan’s actions, they also immediately took out their dronesfrom their pockets. Everyone fixed the bottles on the small clip under the drone and then clicked on the program. All of them flew towards the direction of the monster.
“D*mn it, how can it be so advanced as a bandit tool?”
Cow was the first to be unable to hold it in. Looking at such a small flying machine, it was likely that their military did not have such high-tech gadgets.
“Kid, just this thing alone is worth tens of millions. It has many uses. I’ll slowly demonstrate it to you in the future. Also, do you feel that being a bandit is better than being a soldier?”
Although Cow was envious, he was a qualified soldier. He still said, “I’m a Chinese soldier. I love my motherland. I’m willing to pee for my…”
“Alright, alright. There’s still the spirit to shout slogans. If you have the spirit, go pee more.” Dark 16 looked at Cow’s stunned expression. He really didn’t know what to say to this person. He would shout slogans at any time. Was he possessed? After being choked by Dark 16, Cow stopped talking. He couldn’t pee anymore. How could he pee? Looking at the aircraft that was slowly flying towards the water monkey in the sky, everyone looked over nervously.
Perhaps the water monkey had also noticed that the thing that was suddenly flying towards it was emitting a strange smell. This smell made it a little afraid. It no longer moved forward, but it did not have any intention of turning around and leaving. Instead, it stared blankly at the thing that was flying in the sky. It was a bird-like creature that was different from anything it had ever seen before. Perhaps it was also wondering what this was.
“These things already have some spirituality, but they haven’t developed intelligence. It’s similar to a child’s thinking mode. It’s still curious about what this thing flying over is.”
Although it looked a little silly, no one would lower their guard against the big guy.
Dark 2, 4, and 7 were holding small cannonb.a.l.l.s in their hands. Even if this thing hit a normal seven-story tall building, it could destroy the entire building, not to mention three cannonb.a.l.l.s aimed at that side.
There was a total of eight bottles of virgin urine. The youngest Cow’s urine was placed in the middle, and when it reached its destination…
All the liquid was released by the clip on the flight device and poured onto the water monkey’s body. At first, the water monkey did not know what it was, and still used its hands to catch it. In the end, a scream sounded, and a hole appeared in its palm. It cried out, and its mouth opened wide. The bottle at the top of the bottle poured into its mouth.
This time, there was a strong burning sensation inside and outside, causing the big fellow to roll on the spot. The commotion was so great that even the tree beneath them began to shake.
“It really works.”
“Prepare to fire the cannon.”
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
A beam of red light shot into the sky and burned at the stone monkey in the distance, reaching the horizon…