Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Chapter 111: Chen Dad’s Grave Condition

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“Oh my G.o.d! Xiaobei is filthy rich!”

“Quick… Quick… Quick… Let me pick one!”

“Thank you Xiaobei… Really! Thank you so much!”

“Xiaobei’s mom! You and Old Chen really raised a good, good son!”

It was as if all the aunties had their shots of adrenaline. All of them were gathering around the briefcase to choose a piece of jewelry for themselves. They could not stop thanking Chen and compliment Chen’s mom.

“Xiaobei’s mom… We want to apologize for laughing at Xiaobei for not having a job and a girlfriend. We are really sorry. Can you forgive us?”

Huzi’s mom and Daxiong’s mom had their heads bowed down and were apologizing to Zhang Chuier.

“That alright. It’s not a big deal. Go and pick a piece of jewelry for yourselves. This is Xiaobei’s goodwill. Just make yourself comfortable.”

Chen’s mom was in a good mood. She could not find it in herself to get angry at them.

“Right! Really thank you, Xiaobei!”

Both of them quickly rushed to the briefcase to choose a piece of jewelry for themselves. Soon enough, everyone had picked their pieces. All of them were treating it like some kind of family heirloom. Most of them planned to pa.s.s it to their future grandsons.

“Aunty, you did overvalue the dowry that you received. That piece of jade Buddha costs around five thousand Yuan in my jewelry shop. It’s really not that precious.” Chen smiled casually and said.

That casual line created a huge impact on the arrogant trio.

“Ma Lirong! What are you going to say, this time?!”

Su Yanfeng was extremely furious.

She shouted, “How dare you buy a five thousand Yuan junk to trick our family? Just wait! I have a good relations.h.i.+p with some of the powerful people in town! You can expect your father’s factory to be closed down!”

“No… Mom! It’s a misunderstanding! A misunderstanding…” Ma Lirong was completely freaking out.

Everybody knew that Su Yanfen was Chen Ba’s wife! The way Chen Ba dealt with that kind of situations was well-known among the villagers. One would suffer greatly if the person offended him.

“Why are you calling her mom? This is my mom! She has nothing to do with you! How dare you treat me like a fool?! I will cancel this wedding!” Chen w.a.n.g was fuming mad. He yanked the jade buddha off the string around his neck and flung it to the ground.

“Hubby… Please listen to my explanation first…”

Ma Lirong was scared to death. She had no one to ask for help from. So, she looked at Huzi’s mom and said urgently, “Aunty! You are the only one that I know here… Please say something… I will ask my dad to raise your son’s salary. Also, I will ask him to promote Huzi to become a security captain!”

Huzi’s mom ignored her, turned around and said to Chen respectfully, “Xiaobei, I know that I have a thick face, so I’m going to ask you anyway. Since you are so successful in the city, do you mind getting my Huzi a good job?”

“I don’t have a huge network of people in town. But, if he doesn’t mind, he can take the security job in my shop. The monthly salary will be four thousand Yuan with free personal insurance. And, if he has an open mind for learning, he will become a salesperson in no time. He can earn more money with the commission that he receives every month.”

“Great! Great! Great! This is just great! I really appreciate your generous offer! Thank you so much!”

Huzi’s mom was really happy. She could not thank Chen enough. Everyone around them was super jealous of her. Chen’s offer was something they wouldn’t dare dream of.

Then, she rolled her eyes at Ma Lirong and said, “Go and hire other people as your guard dogs! My Huzi is quitting, right now!”

“I…”

Ma Lirong’s face was completely twisted. All she can do now is hold on to Chen w.a.n.g’s hand and beg, “Hubby! Please listen to my explanation…”

“F*ck you!”

Chen w.a.n.g swung his hand and slapped Ma’s face.

“You b.i.t.c.h! You have embarra.s.sed me enough in front of everyone! Get the h.e.l.l out from here now! If not, I will look for someone to gang rape you!”

“I…”

Ma fell to the ground after the slap on her face. She did not dare say anything more. She quickly left the scene. She knew clearly that Chen w.a.n.g is an a.s.shole. He would definitely followed through with his words. Earlier on, one of the girls from the village next door was gang-raped by Chen w.a.n.g and his followers.

“Chen Xiaobei!”

Chen w.a.n.g stared at Chen with a ghastly stare.

He then said furiously, “You just messed up my wedding! I will make sure that your life is messed up as well!”

After that, he looked at Luo l.u.s.tfully.

“Hehe…”

Chen couldn’t care less. He was chuckling inside his heart at how this idiot was trying to hit on the Ice Demon Queen. He’s digging his own grave!

Just as Chen expected. A hint of ice cold ray flashed through Luo’s eyes. She would definitely slap Chen w.a.n.g’s disgusting face if she wasn’t acting as Chen’s fake girlfriend.

“Chen w.a.n.g, let’s go. We will make sure that they pay slowly!”

Su Yanfen had never been so embarra.s.sed in front of everyone before. All she wanted to do now was to leave the crowd. Chen w.a.n.g gave Chen a furious stare before he left the scene with Su in a car.

Looking at the arrogant trio withdraw, completely defeated, everyone at the scene was really happy. All of them wanted to invite Chen to go over to their houses to have a meal. However, Chen rejected all of them. He really wanted to set foot in his home again, after such a long period of time.

Chen lived in a house that was made of mud. The ceiling was made of asbestos. Planks of wood were crudely tied together to form a fence outside this house. This was his home.

“Dad! I’m home!”

Chen parked his car outside the house and entered the house.

“Xiaobei… Slow down! You dad is sleeping…”

All of a sudden, Zhang’s face got nervous. She quickly caught up to Chen. Luo was observing her surroundings. Initially, she thought that Chen wanted to run away because of what he did. She never expected Chen to be such a good son. She did suspect that briefcase of jewelry were stolen goods. But, after some careful checking, none of the jewelry inside the briefcase turned out fine.

Her suspicions of Chen started to waver. Was she really barking up the wrong tree?

“Dad!”

Suddenly, Chen screamed inside the house. Luo’s face changed immediately. She quickly rushed into the house. Chen’s father, Chen Zhongfu was lying on the bed inside his bedroom. He did not look good. There were a lot of bruises all over his body, including his face. The most serious injury was on his right leg.

His calf had been heavily wrapped by bandages. The bandage was completely soaked in blood. Chen’s dad was hurt badly. The blood on the bandage had to be a few days old.

“What the h.e.l.l happened? Why didn’t you tell me that dad is seriously hurt?!”

Chen gritted and anger was spilling out from his body.

“Xiaobei… Please don’t get angry… I was worried that this bad news might affect your studies. That is why I decided not to inform you.” Zhang said nervously.

“Xiaobei… Don’t blame your mom… Cough… Cough…”

Chen’s dad was clearly suffering.

“Dad. Hold on. Let me get some medicine for you!”

Chen rushed out and withdrew a dozen bottles of Potion of Hundred Herbs. He ran back into the house. He fed one of the bottles to his dad and poured the rest of it on the wound.

Comments (41)

• DepthDweller

  Filial son, my heart aches with you….. now let’s go kill some stupid people!

• Morvian

  oops forgot about begging will kill translator~ i take it back muahahahaha~

• Morvian

  hmmm thr hrck this son of gun~ too much show off~ well thanks for chapter~ MOAR SECT BEGGING FOR MORE CHAPTER MUAHAHAHAHAHA~

Chapter 112: The One who Knows Me the Best is My Mom!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“Huuu… What kind of medicine is this? I’m feeling so much better now…”

Chen’s dad took a deep breath and exhaled. All the pain from his body had been greatly reduced.

“I got this medicine from one of the Jianghu elites in the City of Dragon.”

Chen gave a random excuse to his dad.

“Dad, take a quick look at your leg. Can you still feel the pain? Do you think you can move?”

“Leg? Ouch…”

Once Chen Zhongfu moved his leg. He could feel the piercing pain crawl right through his bone.

He then smiled with bitterness and said, “I have hurt my nerves and bones. I fear that I have been maimed for life.”

“s.h.i.+t…”

Chen frowned. Even the Potion of Hundred Herbs did not work on his dad. In other words, the injuries were so serious that they would be lifelong. Chen quickly triggered his Golden Gaze Fiery Eye, and his dad’s body became transparent in Chen’s eyes. Chen could see clearly that there were a few fractures in the bones. Also, there were a few muscles and tendons broken. The potion could only cure recent injuries. It would not cure injuries that happened some time ago.

“What the h.e.l.l happened to dad??!!”

Chen was filled with anger. Beast-like aura was spilling out of his body.

Chen’ dad’s body used to be very healthy. He rarely ever fell sick. At then, he could not even get up from his bed. Even if his dad able to walk again, he would never be the same again. How could Chen not angry?

“Let… Let me tell you what happened to your dad…”

Chen’s mom hesitated and said softly, “Half a month ago, when your dad got off work, he saw Chen w.a.n.g and his followers s.e.xually hara.s.sing one of the girls from our neighboring village. As always, your dad would not turn a blind eye on a situation like that. He stood up for the girl and scolded them. In the end, all of them beat your dad up.”

“Animals!”

Chen and Luo cried out at the same time. Chen’s words were fueled by anger. Luo’s words were fueled by justice. Annihilating injustice was the nature of her job. To them, Chen w.a.n.g and his followers were a bunch of heartless animals!

“I will kill him!”

Chen roared and rushed out the house. Chen was not the cowardly farmer that he used to be. If one beat up one’s kin, his/her hands and legs should be broken as well. If one hurt another’s family, his/her family should be annihilated as well. Based on this principle, Chen’s murderous thoughts grew stronger and stronger. Chen’s dad and mom were extremely shocked by their son. Both of them got really nervous. They never expected that their son would become so aggressive.

“It’s my fault… I should have continued to hide it from him…” Chen’s mom’s eyes turned red. Tears almost rushed out from her eyes.

“Uncle, aunty, don’t be afraid, I will go after him!” Luo rushed out the house and went after Chen.

She was more powerful than Chen. Soon enough, Chen was stopped by her.

“Get out of my way!” Chen said coldly.

“Chen Xiabei! Calm yourself down! I will investigate that animal myself! I will make sure that he gets what he deserves by legal means!”

Luo’s face turned slightly cold and spoke tensely, “If you break the law, I will not hesitate to arrest you!”

“Alright, you can arrest me after I slaughter that son of the b.i.t.c.h! No matter what I do, I’m always a criminal in your eyes! Then, after I kill him, you can arrest me with solid evidence! Saves you the trouble of investigating the case!” Chen’s killing intention was as hard as a rock. He was not shaken at all.

“Now it’s not the time to say something like this! Think about what will happen to your mom and dad after you get arrested!”

Luo pursed her lips and tried to soften up her tone, “Revenge is not the thing that you should be doing, right now. You should work together with me to cure your dad! This is what a good son would do!”

Chen was shaken and his ice-cold eyes finally warmed up.

“You… Do you know how to cure my dad?”

“I know some acupuncture-moxibustion therapy. You dad’s injuries can definitely be treated.” Luo nodded and said.

“Really?! That’s great! That’s great!”

Hope ignited in Chen’s eyes. He saw the light at the end of the tunnel again. Just like holding on to the glimmer of hope, he quickly grabbed Luo’s delicate hand and rushed back to the house.

“You have to help me! I owe you my life if you can cure my dad! Let’s go in now…”

Filial piety is the most important virtue of all. Luo’s heart was touched by him. She did not shake Chen’s hand off. She let him hold on to her hand until they got home.

When they got home, Chen briefly explained how Luo was going to treat his dad in summary. After that, Luo took some silver needles out of her small leather bag.

Every inspector from Six Door Organization had their own specialty. Since Luo carried the silver needles all the time, she must know a lot about acupuncture-moxibustion therapy.

She started by taking off the bandage. Right after that, she picked up the needles and stabbed them into Chen’s dad’s leg in a special way. Both of Chen’s parents could not see the meaning of those motions. However, Chen saw everything clearly. Luo embedded her Qi in every single needle. This also meant that Luo had a certain cultivation level of Qi. She was probably even more well-versed in it than Chen.

Through Golden Gaze Fiery Eyes, Chen clearly saw that the Qi that Luo had embedded in the needle transferred to his dad’s acupuncture points. The waves from the Qi stimulated the nerves and tendons. The clogged blood started to disperse. As long as the clogged blood is gone, Chen’s dad would recover in no time.

Chen was really excited and impressed by Luo at the same time. He was truly grateful for what Luo was doing for his dad.

As Luo kept on giving out her Qi, beads of sweat started to fill her forehead. Chen said, “Puti, do you want to take a break first?”

“No… This treatment cannot be stopped.” Luo shook her head and continued to focus on the therapy.

“Okay… I’ll leave you be…” Chen nodded obediently.

Chen’s mom couldn’t take it and say, “Idiot. Go and wipe the sweat off your honey.”

“Okay…”

Chen was stunned. Then, he quickly grabbed some tissue paper and said softly, “Let me help you wipe off the sweat…”

Luo did not like men touching her. She was forced to squeeze out a smile when the two elders were paying attention to her.

“Alright… Thank you…”

Chen got slightly nervous. He extended his hand gently and slowly wiped off the sweat from her fair forehead, face, and neck. Although there was a layer of tissue paper between Chen’s hand and Luo’s skin, he could feel the smoothness and softness of her skin. It was like top-quality silk cover on a really bouncy pudding. That feeling was so good that Chen’s mind exploded.

Chen was standing while wiping off the sweat from Luo. He could clearly see the two voluptuous “snow mountains” through Luo’s collar band.

“This is so nice… I’m getting more and more fond of this pair! Just do what you need to do! I’m going to clean and tidy up your room! Little Luo, I hope you don’t mind Xiaobei’s small bed. The two of you will get cozier laying down on a small bed.”

Chen’s mom walked out happily after she finished what she wanted to say. Luo had a petrified look upon hearing what Chen’s mom said. Chen was laughing evilly inside his heart. He gave his mom thirty-two likes in secret.

“The one who knows me best is my mom!”

Comments (73)

• YukiNeko9

  Chen: Mom knows me best. Mom: Oh dear I’ll also hide all you pXrn magazines and videos. Chen: KILL ME X-X

• EdwardR

  Cheeky mother!

• LizodIDK

  that mom 10/10

Chapter 113: I Will Avenge My Father!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“Your father’s injuries must receive the treatment three days once. He will completely recover after six treatments.”

Luo sat on Chen’s bed. Her perfect calves were soaking in a pail of warm water that had been brought in by Chen earlier on. The tiredness from giving out Qi finally dispersed a little.

“I really can’t thank you enough today! I’m sorry for troubling you for the rest of the six treatments.” Chen put on a smile and stood beside her.

“You are definitely a good son. I will make sure that your father fully recovers from his injuries. However, I will not hesitate to arrest you if I find out that you are involved in any law-breaking activities.” Luo said seriously.

“My honey, are you done soaking your feet? Let’s sleep if you are done with it,” Chen smiled and said.

“Do you wish to be beaten up? I’m being serious here!” Luo sulked.

“Shhhhh…”

Chen pointed at the door nervously.

“My mom is eavesdropping on us.”

Luo was stunned and she did find out that someone was standing outside. Luo had to play along and said, “I’m done. Let’s sleep.”

Chen grinned and jumped onto the bed immediately.

“Are you serious?”

Luo stared at Chen and said angrily, “I will sleep on the bed! You are going to sleep on the floor! Don’t get over your head!”

“Shhhhh…”

Chen got nervous again, “My mom might be watching us. Just play along for now. I will sleep on the floor when she leaves.”

“You…”

Looks like Luo had no choice but sleep on the bed with Chen for a short while. She had her back facing Chen.

Then, she said coldly, “Listen carefully! I will castrate you if you touch me!”

“Don’t worry! I’m a good guy!” Chen pouted. Then, he blew some powdered roofie at Luo.

“Hey gorgeous! b.i.t.c.h! Aunty! Pretty lady!”

Chen shouted at Luo but Luo had no response.

He was worried that Luo might not be unconscious yet. So, he smacked her ample b.u.t.t. He still did not get any response from her.

“Haha… Sleep tight.”

Chen jumped up from his bed and said, “You idiot! How dare you even think of castrating me? If I’m really such a bad guy, I would already f*ck you a hundred times!”

Chen covered Luo with a blanket. He then slipped out the house.

“Chen Ba’s family has done a lot of bad deeds for a long time! If the law is working, it’s not even enough to execute them by shooting for a hundred times! I need to annihilate these bunch of heartless animals personally!”

Chen’s stare turned cold. He put on a jacket and wore the Wukong mask that he bought last time when he infiltrated the Wen mansion. He took a steel rod from his car. and rushed to Chen w.a.n.g’s house under cover of night. There were two villas in Chen’s village. One of the villas belonged to Chen Ba. The other villa belonged to Chen w.a.n.g. Two of the villas had been extensively upgraded more than once, especially Chen w.a.n.g’s villa, there was a swimming pool, karaoke room, Mahjong room, and even a small round farm for his favorite black fur wild boar.

Legend had it that the texture of the black fur wild boar’s flesh was truly tasty. However, it would be extremely difficult to capture, due to its aggressive nature. The rarity of these wild boars made the villagers reluctant to consume one whenever they caught one. They were all bought by Chen w.a.n.g for him to indulge alone. He was definitely living like the king of a village.

“Have you heard about it? The girl that we gang-raped committed suicide half a month ago…”

A guy that looked like a bodyguard was laughing coldly in the premises of the villa.

The bodyguard that stood beside him laughed as well, “Well, this is not the first time. There’s nothing to be surprised about. There are more interesting things to come when we follow our Master Chen w.a.n.g.”

“You are right. Hehe… I heard that Master gang raped someone else’s wife before. I would like to try it if I have the opportunity!” the first bodyguard laughed boorishly.

“Haha… I was there when it happened. She was really juicy. However, she lost her mind after that and she suicided along with her husband. They took poison as one…” The second bodyguard put on an unpleasant laugh.

*POM!*

A steel rod landed on the top of his head before he could finish his sentence. His head blew up instantly. Blood and brain matter was splash everywhere.

“Erm… Ahhh!!!”

Blood was splashed all over the other guard’s face. Then, he let out a high-pitched woman-like scream.

*POM!*

The steel rod penetrated his chest like a spear. His heart and lungs were completely destroyed. There was literally a hole in his body.

Ding!

[Eradicated bad guy. You have received 100 merit points]

Ding!

[Eradicated bad guy. You have received 100 merit points]

Ding!

[Your current merit points are 2487. You still need another 7513 merit points to go to next level.]

“I feel so good killing these heartless animals!” Chen grinned and he entered the villa with his b.l.o.o.d.y steel rod in his hand. The Chaos Sword Essence was flying closely behind him. It flew past the bodies on the ground and absorbed their essence.

Chen w.a.n.g hired a lot of bodyguards to protect him because he had done too many evil deeds. The defense got even stronger deeper inside the house. However, all the bodyguards were powerless in front of Chen. To Chen, they were just a pile of junk. Chen killed them all with one hit of his steel rod.

Ding!

[Your current merit points are 3787. You still need another 6213 merit points to go to next level.]

Chen w.a.n.g was holding a roll of toilet paper while watching j.a.panese p.o.r.n. He was “training” his right arm to be stronger. He did not even realize that Chen had entered his room.

“Is it nice?”

Chen stared at him coldly and asked.

“It is nice… Ghost!!!”

He saw a guy wearing a Wukong mask with a steel rod in his hand. The scary part was that the mask and steel rod was soaked in blood! Chen w.a.n.g thought that he had encountered some kind of evil spirit at this midnight hour. He was literally scared to flaccidity.

“You… Who are you… What do you want to do with me?”

Chen w.a.n.g gulped like crazy. His heart almost jumped out from his throat.

“I’m your worst enemy. Do you even need to ask the reason of me looking for you?” Chen replied without any emotion.

“En… Enemy?”

Chen w.a.n.g was stunned. He had too many enemies. He could not recognize the guy who stood in front of him.

“Erm… I would like to apologize to you… I can compensate for what you have lost. Name a price and I will pay you immediately!”

Chen w.a.n.g had no other option but to offer an amount of money to avoid anything bad from happening to him.

“I don’t want your dirty money! You are going to pay for what you have done!” Chen said condescendingly.

“You better don’t get over your head! My father is Chen Ba! My father will kill your whole family if you have the b.a.l.l.s to hurt me!” Chen w.a.n.g gritted his teeth and shouted.

“Don’t worry. I will look for Chen Ba after I kill you.” Chen said coldly with no hesitation in his voice.

“F*ck you!”

He threw the toilet paper roll at Chen, after knowing Chen was never going to accept his offer. Then, he ran to the door.

“Thinking of escaping?”

Chen dodged the toilet paper roll easily. Then, he used his ultimate skill; Destroying the Dragon’s Nest with his steel rod.

*Puff!*

The steel rod went deep inside his a.n.u.s. The excruciating pain started to fill his body instantly!

“Ouch!!!”

His tiny a.n.u.s became a fist-sized a.n.u.s. It was even more painful to watch than watching a pregnant lady giving birth.

Comments (51)

• Revolts

  that was more painful to read than to watch a pregnant lady give birth

• Liberator

  Exp And thanks for the chapter

• BaldPig

  use it on the father , duuh. shove it on the mouth seems appropriate, dont u think so?

Chapter 114: Karma!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“Who the h.e.l.l are you… Argh… It hurts… You are dead meat! I will ask my dad to kill your whole family…”

The pain had made Chen w.a.n.g lose his mind. He acted like a crazy dog that kept on barking.

“Stop overthinking it. Soon, you will forget about me.”

Chen tossed his steel rod aside. At the same time, a very brown old bowl appeared in his hand. There was some kind of dark green medicine in the bowl. Bubbles boiled up in the bowl. Layers and layers of dark aura could be felt from the bowl.

“What are you going to do? That… What is that…” Chen w.a.n.g had his eyes wide open due to extreme shock.

“This is the Soup of Mengpo!”

Chen grinned and put on an evil smile. He then kicked Chen w.a.n.g to the ground, forced opened his mouth and fed him the soup.

“Errrr…”

The next second, Chen w.a.n.g became an empty sh.e.l.l. He looked lifeless and he stopped responding to his surroundings. He even forgot the pain from his a.n.u.s.

“You have done a lot of bad things in your life. Rape, murder. You are going to reincarnate as a sow! Can you remember that?!” Chen said coldly.

“Oink… Oink…”

Chen w.a.n.g’s hands and feet were on the ground now. He started to make some pig’s sound. Chen almost could not differentiate the pig sound that was made by Chen w.a.n.g from the real pig. Legend had it that, after drinking Soup of Mengpo, one had to cross the Bridge of Death, and the person could be reincarnated.

Chen w.a.n.g had not yet crossed the Bridge of Death, but he was already treating himself as a female pig in his subconscious!

“Come with me, I will you take you through the process of reincarnation.”

Chen w.a.n.g started to walk with his hands and feet on the ground. He kept on making the oink sound while crawling. After that, Chen unlocked the gates of the pig farm and said, “Enter the pig farm and look for your kind.”

“Oink… Oink…”

It was home sweet home. Chen w.a.n.g walked in the pig farm happily.

“Oink… Oink…”

All of the sudden, the black furred wild boars that were in deep slumbers woke up. Chen w.a.n.g treated himself as a female pig. He approached the male pig happily. Such wild boars were extremely aggressive. Their s.e.xual desire was far stronger than normal wild boars. All of them gathered around the fat and fair Chen w.a.n.g. Over then wild boars got really excited and started to jackhammer Chen w.a.n.g.

Chen had no interest in watching this kind of hardcore scene. He turned around and left. He received a notification in his mind half an hour later.

Ding!

[You have eliminated a first generation evil mortal. You have received 10000 merit points.]

Ding!

[Your current merit points are 13787. You need another 16213 merit points to proceed to next level!]

Ding!

[Congratulation! You have leveled up. Now, you are Philanthropist – the first! (Charm: 1379 Luck:1379)]

At that time, Chen was on the way up to Chen Ba’s villa. The only reason Chen had received such a notification was that Chen w.a.n.g had been raped to death by those wild boars.

“This is what I call Karma. You are going to pay for what you have done. Chen w.a.n.g and his followers were a bunch of heartless animal. They had raped a number of women. They are the one that caused those women to commit suicide. Such is their Karma!”

“Well, they have done a lot of bad things. They actually gave me 10000 merit points! My charm has increased! My fans in Weibo should be increased by multiple folds now! Let me check it out now!”

Chen smiled and logged in to his Weibo account immediately. The number of his fans had increased to forty-thousand. It was not the number that he expected. He actually expected a bigger increment. He was in deep thought for a while. Then, he uploaded the two pictures of Plum blossom, Orchid, Bamboo and Chrysanthemum jade piece on Weibo.

Although it was midnight, his pictures still received instant likes. After that, it followed by sharing, commenting, and all other social website features started to happen to those uploaded pictures. All the fans were obviously interested in those jade pieces. Their comments were really interesting.

“Precious items! These jade pieces are so rare! I will definitely attend the grand opening of Beicheng jewelry shop!” Thousand Search Thousand Pains (username) said.

“These jade pieces are beyond rare! Too bad I’m not in the country right now. If not, I would definitely purchase these jade pieces!” Yijie said.

“Don’t try to buy it! All these jade pieces are mine! I will buy it! Boss Chen, send me your account number! I will transfer ten million Yuan as a deposit for you first!” An said.

“What the f*ck! You are filthy rich!” Frankli said.

“Erm… You call him filthy rich? I will show you the true meaning of filthy rich during the grand opening of Beicheng jewelry shop!” Indistinguishably shallow (username) said.

“Quick… Quick… Quick… People from Chen’s fans club! Let’s help our Boss Chen share the post!” The One and Only Red Dust from Chen’s fans club said.

“I will share the post on Weibo and the rest of you, just spam the QQ group!” Lonely Moon and Wolf said.

….

His followers were having a hot discussion. The number of his fans kept on increasing. Chen could already imagine the scenario on the day of Beichen jewelry shop’s grand opening. It was impossible not to have good business during the grand opening.

“Oui! young man…”

All of a sudden, a dark and cold voice crept on Chen.

“Who’s that?!”

Chen was shocked. People can scare people to death at this midnight hour. Chen turned around and checked out the person. He got shocked for the second time. The person had long and messy hair. His s.h.i.+rt was ripped and torn. He was limping, and his face was full of dirt and blood. Chen had a hard time differentiating him from a ghost.

“Don’t be afraid… I’m not a ghost. I just want to know the way to Chen Xiaobei’s house.” The guy asked in a deep voice.

“Just walk straight for another three to four hundred meters. Then, you will see a big and grand villa. That is Chen Xiaobei’s house.” Chen spoke with a straight face.

“Alright… Thank you…”

That guy nodded and started to limp forward.

“Chen Xiaobei! I’m going to ma.s.sacre your whole family!”

Chen saw a Mahogany sword on his back as he shambled on!

That’s right!

That person was Blood Dove. The one who had been struck by Chen into the ravine. A Jianghu elite with six thousand combat power had been turned into a beggar lookalike on the streets. No wonder, he wanted to kill Chen’s family.

“What the h.e.l.l… How come he did not suspect me being Chen Xiaobei?”

Chen was stunned. He couldn’t believe that Blood Dove had completely believed in his lies.

“Could that be my charm is working? The higher my charm is, the easier to gain trust and favors from others.”

Chen got really excited. Sooner or later, he would become the master of lies! However, he did not know the one that would take credit for this occasion was his luck, not charm! He was wearing a Monkey King’s mask. There was not enough light. Thus, Blood Dove thought that Chen was just some random guy.

This was pure luck! If Blood Dove took a good look at Chen, Chen’s lies would never work on him.

“I have to follow him! I don’t want to miss the interesting show that is going to happen soon!”

Chen grinned and followed behind him.

The villa that Chen pointed to Blood Dove is Chen Ba’s villa! When Blood Dove entered the villa, something really interesting would happen!”

*POM!*

Blood Dove kicked open the door and shouted, “Chen Xiaobei! Come out! I want to kill your whole family!”

“Did this guy just escape from some mental asylum?”

One of the bodyguards looked at Blood Dove like he was some kind of r.e.t.a.r.d.

He scolded, “F*ck you! Leave if you don’t want to die!”

“You are just a low-life sc.u.m! How dare you talk to me this way?! Die!”

Blood Dove rushed up and used his sword to take off the bodyguard’s head.

Comments (71)

• EdwardR

  Is this what they call borrowing sword to kill someone???

• Morvian

  LoL~ thanks for chapter, as always I’m not begging for more chapter muahahahaha£

• FluffyPandas

  Thanks for the chapter

Chapter 115: You Got The Wrong Guy

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“Too powerful! This is what I can expect from a six-thousand combat power guy! Although he has been seriously wounded, he could still produce such brute strength and speed… There’s a huge gap in terms of power between me and him…”

Chen was standing outside the wall and observing the fight scene with his Golden Gaze Fiery Eyes. He was impressed by it. He realized then that he was still very weak. He needed to invest all the time he can to train himself. The situation was chaotic beyond the walls.

“a.s.sa.s.sin! Calvary! Send in the calvary!”

Few of the bodyguards started to shout hysterically. After that, around twenty guys rushed out with knives in their hands. All these were Chen Ba’s loyal hounds. They spent most of their time a.s.sisting Chen Ba’s dirty deeds. Killing people was something they were really good at. The next second, Blood Dove was surrounded by them.

“Where did this r.e.t.a.r.d come from? How dare he make a mess in my house? Chen Ba’s house? Did you really think that I’m weak enough for you to bully?”

A big fat guy stepped out from the villa and stared at Blood Dove angrily.

“Chen Ba? (Ba also means dad in Chinese) You are Chen Xiaobei’s dad?”

Killing aura started to spill out from Blood Dove’s stare. He locked on to Chen Ba as his main target immediately.

“Honey! Don’t waste your time talking to that r.e.t.a.r.d! Just kill him, chop him up and feed it to the dogs! I’m still waiting for you to warm up the bed!” Su Yanfen walked out from the villa as well. She was grabbing Chen Ba’s arm.

“You must be Chen Xiaobei’s mom?” Blood Dove s.h.i.+fted his killing stare at her. He was even more furious now.

“Cut the c.r.a.p! Brothers! Charge at him!”

The captain of the bodyguards commanded. All the bodyguards started to charge at Blood Dove with their knives.

“Great! It’s good that you guys charge at me together! It really saves my time! Kill!”

Blood Dove’s anger and hatred had reached the boiling point. He roared and activated his killing mode as well. The Mahogany Sword was going to be his weapon of killing! One slas.h.!.+ Just like the wind blowing at the leaves. All the bodyguards were instantly killed! He was unstoppable!

Soon enough, all the bodyguards were lying in their own blood. None of them had the chance to even lay their fingers on Blood Dove’s s.h.i.+rt.

“Too d.a.m.n powerful!”

Chen didn’t even blink his eyes while watching the battle outside the walls.

Then, he said in awe, “I can do whatever I want in Green Vine City if I have six thousand combat power!”

Those twenty plus bodyguards were not in the same category as small-time gang members on the street. They were the kind of gang members that used to kill people as living. Even Chen cannot guarantee walking away from them unscathed. But, Blood Dove had remained untouched, even while grievously wounded. He could definitely kill hundreds of those gang members easily if he was in perfect condition. This was the difference of the huge power gap!

The strong will devour the weak!

“I want to become more powerful! I must become more powerful!”

Chen clenched his fists. There was a fire burning inside his heart right now!

Iron sc.r.a.p could turn into stainless steel under a burning hot fire. An ordinary man could become a strong heart under the fire of motivation! Chen was in different state of mind right now!

“Oh my G.o.d! Our… All of our bodyguards have been killed…”

Su was shocked. Both of her legs went soft and a stream of yellowish stinky fluid started to flow down from her leg. The pile of dead bodies caused her involuntary bowel movement.

“Run… You idiot…”

Chen Ba was shaking involuntarily as well. He saw that the situation was going to become worse. He left his wife behind and ran into the villa.

“None shall escape my fury!”

Blood Dove charged at them and chopped off Su’s head. He then followed Chen Ba into the villa.

“Chen Xiaobei! Come out right now! I have killed your mom! I will kill your dad if your refuse to come out from your hiding!”

Blood Dove clutched his Mahogany Sword tightly while walking into the villa.

According to his observation and deduction skills, he knew exactly where Chen Ba ran. He walked slowly until he reached Chen Ba’s bedroom.

“Chen Xiaobei, you better come out right now! Even G.o.d can’t save you both today!”

Blood Dove shouted. He then made to kick open the door.

*POM!*

It was not the sound of kicking the door but the sound of a gun! The bullet tore through the door and hit Blood Dove’s chest. It went right through his left lung.

“Blargghh…”

Blood Dove puked out a mouthful of fresh blood. He quickly used all his strength to take cover.

At the same time, he rasped, “Chen Xiaobei you f*cker! I will chop your body into small pieces! And, grind your bone into powder!”

*POM!*

*POM!*

*POM!*

A few gunshots were let off. Chen Ba was scared to death. He started to fire blindly. But, he failed to hit Blood Dove.

“There are only a limited number of bullets in a gun! I want to know how are you going to fight this battle when you run out of bullets!”

Blood Dove summoned his Qi and stood up. He held on to his pain and entered the room.

There was no Chen Xiaobei in the room. There was only Chen Ba hiding in the corner, shaking.

He screamed, “Don’t come near me… I have not offended you before… Don’t kill me…”

“You are Chen Xiaobei’s dad! Thus, you are my biggest enemy!”

Blood Dove approached Chen Ba slowly and placed his Mahogany Sword on his shoulder.

“Tell me now! Where the h.e.l.l is your son?! You will die in agony if you refuse to spill it out for me!”

“My… My son’s name is Chen w.a.n.g… I think you have the wrong person…” Drops and drops of sweat started to drop down from his forehead. His b.a.l.l.s turned into tiny grains of sand.

Blood Dove roared and he lifted up his Mahagony Sword and chopped off Chen Ba’s right arm.

“Arrrrgh… I… I don’t know who the h.e.l.l is Chen Xiaobei… My son really is Chen w.a.n.g…”

Chen Ba pressed clutched his wound and fell to the ground. Blood spurted out from his fresh wound.

“I’m not going to repeat the same thing for the third time! Tell me now! Where is your son?! If not, I will start to slice off your fresh, piece by piece!”

Blood Dove’s stare turned vicious. There was no sense of sympathy in his tone. He was the kind of man who would do what he said!

“My… My son’s name is really not Chen Xiaobei…”

Chen Ba fell into the pit of depression. His whole family had been ma.s.sacred, and the killer actually had the wrong target.

*s.h.i.+nggg!*

Chen Ba’s left arm fell off this time.

“Ouch…. Ouch…”

Chen Ba literally rolled over the due to the excruciating pain.

He cried and begged, “Listen to me… I have a family photo in the cabinet above my bed… I’m not Chen Xiaobei’s father…”

“What?”

Blood Dove was shocked. He quickly turned around and took a good look at the photo. Chen Ba and his family were in the photo.

What the f*ck!!

Blood Dove was completely stunned.

He had just ma.s.sacred around twenty people and lost a lung. He could not believe that he had the wrong target.

*Blargghh…”

Blood Dove was soaked in anger and despair. Another mouthful of blood came out from his mouth.

“It must be the guy who led me here! He is the one who told me that this is Chen Xiaobei’s house…Motherf*cker! How dare he lie to me! I’m going to kill his whole family!!!”

“I’m sorry. I’m afraid I can’t allow you to do that…”

A voice could be heard behind him.

“Black Dragon, execute!”

Comments (48)

• Heavenly_Devil

  More, please. The pig rape thing was funny but the “you got th he wrong target” is too much. hahaha~~

• Kronnos001

  Moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee plzzzzzzzzz

• Chapat_86

  Smart move… And thanks for the chap…

Chapter 116: Two of You, Please, Continue!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

*Fooooo!*

The sword roared and the shadow of the Black Dragon flew through Blood Dove’ body. The aura of the sword triturated his flesh and bone. The sword then flew out from his body before he could realize it. There was a big hole in his chest.

“Errrr…”

Blood Dove could only gasp the air out of his hollow chest. His heart was completely destroyed. Even with his six thousand combat power, he would definitely die within a second. Before he died, he used all his strength to turn around to take a good look at the guy who killed him. However, he died before he could do it. A six thousand combat power Jianghu elite had pa.s.sed on with an unanswered question.

Chen Ba peed himself due to the extreme fear. To him, Blood Dove was like a superhuman, invincible and powerful. However, he was just killed by the guy who stood behind him with one shot! This was beyond his understanding. The weirdest part of it all was the shadow of the Black Dragon! A strong and powerful aura emitted out from the sword. It was cooler than Hollywood’s special effects.

Chen Ba thought that the blood loss was making him delusional.

He asked in awe, “You… Who are you… Man or ghost?”

“I’m your worst enemy. To all those who you have caused harm in your life, I’ve come to avenge them!”

Under the mask, Chen’s voice sounded cold and merciless.

“My enemy…”

Chen Ba quickly realized that he had no hope of living through the night.

He had done a lot of bad deeds in his life. Also, he had used his power to allow his wife and son to do whatever they want in the village. He had so many enemies that he could not remember all of them. Chen Ba was going to die no matter what.

*s.h.i.+ng…*

Chen decided to stop talking to him. He kicked the end of the Mahogany Sword. The b.l.o.o.d.y weapon went right through Chen Ba’s head.

Ding!

[You have killed a First Generation Bad Guy! You have received 10000 merit points!]

Ding!

[You have killed a Second Generation Bad Guy! You have received 10000 merit points!]

Ding!

[Your current merit points are 43787. You need another 46213 merit points to go to next level]

Ding!

[Congratulation! You have become Philanthropist – the Second! (Charm: 4379, Luck: 4379)]

“Well, this is Karma! Gaining thirty thousand merit points in such a short time is just too d.a.m.n good! I’m being showered with luck!

Chen got really excited. The sudden huge increment in his charm would greatly bolster the number of his fans as well. He had already posted a thread earlier. All he needed to do was to wait till morning.

After that, he directed his Chaos Blade Essence to absorb the blood essence from Blood Dove. He then left the villa and headed home quickly. He kept his b.l.o.o.d.y s.h.i.+rt, pants, and mask inside his treasure chest outside his house. Finally, he took a set of clean clothes from his car and wore them.

Chen snuck into his house after making sure that he didn’t leave any obvious evidence behind. Luo was still in deep sleep. She did not even realize that Chen had snuck out the room.

He quickly got on his bed and lay beside Luo.

“In order to make sure that I have a perfect alibi. I have to make it look like I have never left the room throughout the night!”

Chen laughed evilly.

He s.h.i.+fted Luo’s head onto his chest with her hand hugging his waist. Her position made her looked like a soft and gentle woman.

“I’m looking forward to her reaction tomorrow morning! Hehehe…”

Chen grinned and took a whiff of Luo’s body. Her fresh fragrance made Chen fall asleep really quickly.

“Emmmm….”

When Luo woke up the next morning, she could feel something b.u.mpy beneath her head.

It was not the pillow. Pillows don’t move!

Something is wrong!

“I… Why am I on Chen’s chest?!”

Her gorgeous eyes were wide open. She couldn’t believe her situation. She hated man touching her. How was it possible for her to lean on Chen voluntarily? Also, her position was extremely awkward. That was a shameful moment for her!

Luo calmed herself down, but she just couldn’t remember what happened to her last night.

“Maybe I used up too much Qi? I think I got really tired… I couldn’t care less right now. I have to move away from this guy quickly. I can’t let him guy find out that I’m lying on him.”

Luo was so afraid that Chen found out about this. Her powerful Ice Demon Queen image would be completely destroyed once Chen knew about it!

“s.e.xual hara.s.sment!”

Chen shouted when Luo tried to move her body gently and lightly.

“Why the h.e.l.l are you shouting so loud?!”

Luo was shocked. She went back down on Chen’s chest unconsciously. Both their bodies had absolutely zero gaps. Her face turned red immediately.

“Punk! Why are you lying down on my body? Could it be that you wanted to take away my virginity?” Chen acted like he was afraid of being violated. His acting could have won him an Oscar award.

Punk?!

Luo was stunned. All she wanted to do was look for a tofu and bang her head on it. It was better to die than to face this situation.

She had always seen herself as the ice queen with perfect facial features and a curvaceous figure. She was still a virgin as well! She had never paid any attention to those guys who havd wanted her to be their girlfriend. Why would she be after Chen’s virginity?!

That was just so ridiculous!

“Hehe…”

Chen was secretly happy when he saw her frozen state of shock.

He continued to flirt with her, “Hey gorgeous, I was just kidding. Be open, you can do whatever you want with me! I will definitely play along with you since you are so a.s.sertive!”

“I know you have a death wis.h.!.+ Let me make it come true for you!”

Luo’s anger had reached the top of her head. She straddled Chen, not in an intimate fas.h.i.+on, but in the way MMA fighters did as they prepared to ground and pound. She then lifted up her fist, aiming for his face.

“What the f*ck! This lady’s temper is no kidding!”

Chen freaked out. He extremely regretted this big prank on her. Well, he had to feel the burn after he played with fire.

“No! Don’t hit my face! I need my face to earn a living for myself!”

Chen decided to defend himself. So, he stretched his hands out and squeezed.

“Eh? What am I squeezing on? So round… So soft… Erm… It’s really nice to squeeze… Let me squeeze more…”

After a few seconds, Chen was wondering why hasn’t Luo’s punch landed on his face. He raised his head and took a good look at Luo. He saw Luo’s face filled with anger. Her eyes were spitting fire.

“I’m going to kill you!!!”

Then, she lowered her body and started to squeeze Chen’s neck.

“Err… Squeeze!!”

Chen was at the bottom position. There was nothing much that he could do except to squeeze even harder.

“You stupid punk!”

Luo’s face was as red as a tomato. She wanted to kill Chen so badly. However, her body went limp and she couldn’t come up with any more strength since her b.o.o.bies were being squeezed out of shape by Chen. The two of them summoned out all their strength to fight with each other.

*Cough*

*Cough*

“What are the two of you doing?”

All of a sudden, a voice came to them from the door. n.o.body would expect Chen’s mom to be standing at the door and watching their “intimate” moment.

“Mom! Aunty! Why are you here?!”

Chen and Luo were extremely shocked. Both of them let go at the same time. Without proper support, Luo fell on Chen again.

“I’m here to ask you guys to eat breakfast… But, it seems like I came at the wrong time. Please continue! Forget that I was ever here! Just do whatever you want to do…”

Chen’s mom winked at them and put on a warm smile.

Comments (113)

• LizodIDK

  chen has apparently inherited j.a.panese MC qualities… somehow touching all of a girl’s private parts, by accident…

• Rathan

  Nothing like having encouragement from your mom!!

• Morvian

  LoL~ it’s hilarious indeed, then another gorgeous girl fallen into chen arm~ i just hope this novel wasn’t like Pokemon, collect women whenever wherever~

Chapter 117: Puti Guides Me In The Bed!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Luo Puti was the daughter-in-law that everybody wanted in the village! She had the looks and the body. Besides that, she worked for the government as well. None of the villagers could be compared to her. She was simply too perfect for them!

If there was a scoring system, Chen’s mom would give her a hundred and twenty points! At that very moment, when Chen’s mom saw their “intimate” moment, she already started to imagine a grandson in her embrace. She just could not stop smiling.

“Aunty… This is not what it looks like!” Luo looked at Chen’s mom with tearless grief. All she wanted to now was dig a hole in the ground and hid inside it.

“It’s alright. I’m a simple woman from a simple village, but my mind is actually quite open. You should do more exercises on the bed. It’s good for your body.”

Exercise?!

Luo really wanted to cry now. Her innocent and pure image had been completely tarnished by Chen.

“Mom, go out first. I can’t continue with my exercise when you are in my room. It’s so rare that Puti took the initiative to start the exercise! Now, it’s all messed up by you.” Chen pouted.

“Okay. I will leave now. Continue! Continue!”

Chen’s mom turned around, thought for a while and said, “Puti, you have to be the one leading the way in these exercises. My little Xiaobei is too innocent. He’s actually an introvert. Lead him. I hope to have a grandson soon.”

“Er…”

Luo almost vomited blood when she heard Chen’s mom’s advice.

“Chen is a punk. He’s not even innocent or an introvert! He’s the worst guy in this world!” Luo thought.

“Alright! I shall let you both continue on. I’m going to kill a chicken for lunch later. I will cook it with mushroom. This dish can strengthen your body!”

Chen’s mom finally left the room. Luo stood there like a statue. She felt so wronged. She had just sacrificed her own image to investigate this case.

“Hey… You are the driver now. Bring me for a “ride”! It’s good to work your body up, first thing in the morning!”

A l.u.s.tful voice crept into Luo’s ears.

“Blargghh… You are the driver! All your family members are drivers!”

Luo went crazy. She dipped down and prepared to tear his jugular out with her teeth.

*Ring!*

*Ring!*

*Ring!*

All of the sudden, Luo’s cellphone rang. That was her working cellphone. Someone important must be on the other side of the phone.

“You, wait there! I will kill you after I answer the call!”

Luo had a responsible heart. Work came first before all this nonsense. She got up and answered the call. She hung up the call after few words. Her face turned serious. She even forgot to beat up Chen.

“What just happened?”

Chen stopped messing around as well.

“Chen Ba’s family were murdered by someone. It was done by some Jianghu elite. Spill! Did you kill them?!”

Luo frowned and her words turned ice cold.

“What are you talking about? We were sleeping together for the whole night. Remember? You lay on my chest,” Chen explained.

“Cut the c.r.a.p!”

Luo’s face turned red and said coldly, “There are no Jianghu elites in this village except for you! Only you have the ability to kill all forty people in one night. Your killing motivation is clear as crystal!”

“Boss… Can you not accuse me without any solid evidence? Do I look like a bad guy in your eyes?” Chen said depressingly.

“No! You are the worst of all! You a.s.shole!”

It was obvious that Luo was still angry at Chen.

She then said coldly, “Follow me to the crime scene right now! I will look for some solid evidence and bring you back to the precinct!”

“s.h.i.+t! It’s fate that we can sleep together! Why do you still blame me for every bad thing that happens around me?” Chen said sadly.

“If you are innocent, why are you so afraid of going to the crime scene with me? Are you planning to flee with your parents when I go to the crime scene?” Luo said coldly.

“Okay… Okay… Okay… I will go with you…” Chen really did not feel like going with Luo to the crime scene at all. But, he still needed Luo to continue treating his dad.

He had to listen to Luo because he was in need of her skill.

“I shall go to the Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms to get a few Chinese medicine books to study. I will be able to do it myself and not rely on others.” Chen held that thought in his mind. He then got down from the bed, wore his shoes and followed Luo to the crime scene.

“Dad! Mom! This is the first time Luo has come to this village. I would like to bring her around. I will be back during lunch time. Please remember to save me some chicken.”

Chen informed his parents that he was heading out with Luo. Although Chen was the mastermind behind the incident last night, he was not worried at all. He had checked both crime scenes to make that there’s no evidence that can be used against him. Blood Dove’s body was still at the crime scene. He would be the one taking all the blame.

Chen Ba’s villa was guarded by the local police enforcement.

“What are you two doing here? This is a crime scene. Non-authorized personnel shall not enter!”

A police officer was guarding at the door.

“Show this to your director.”

Luo took out her Six Doors Organization badge and handed it to him.

“What is this?”

The police officer was stunned. He had not seen such a grand looking badge before. However, he was not all dumb. Judging by Luo’s powerful appearance, he knew that she was some special law enforcer.

“You… You guys hold on right there! Stay put!”

The police officer told them. He then ran into the villa. Soon enough, a plump middle-aged man came out of the villa.

“I didn’t know the inspector is here… Pardon us for our less-than-friendly-welcome…!”

This guy was the director of a police station in this area. His name is Li He. He returned the badge to Luo with a wide and friendly smile on his face.

Looking at the director being so respectful at Luo, the police officer was relieved. He had been smart enough not to offend Luo just now.

“Inspector. May I know who is this? Li He gave Chen a flattering stare. He must be someone special as well, since he is here with Luo!

Chen started to act like someone important, since Luo was all-powerful, here.

“He is just another potato. Ignore him!”

Luo sounded cold. She didn’t even try to save his face.

Chen almost fell flat on the floor.

“You are the one who begged me to come here! How dare you treat me like n.o.body… I should stop playing around with you! Bye!”

“I dare you!”

Luo stared at Chen and said, “Aren’t you afraid that I might ask someone to lock you up?”

“Erm… I was just kidding.”

Chen scratched his nose tip and scolded Luo with a very light voice, “Ice Demon Queen! n.o.body will marry you with your hot temper!”

“What are you trying to say?”

Luo was staring at Chen angrily.

“Nothing… You should continue with your investigation. Our mom still waiting for us to go back for lunch.” Chen said casually.

“Hmph!”

She had missed that one particular word.

My mom and our mom. The difference between them was huge.

“Oh, I see! You are the inspector’s partner! Pardon us! Pardon us!” Li He smiled cheerfully at Chen.

“Don’t spread it! Keep it for yourself! I want to maintain a low profile!” Chen twitched his mouth and said.

Since no one had boosted his ego. He had to do it himself.

Comments (50)

• 4ratu

  Chen xiao ure soooo shameless. Wkwkwkwj

• PorkSteamedBun

  Hi mom

• liploji

  exp s.e.xt 5th

Chapter 118: Bad Things Will Never Happen To Good People!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“Reporting back from the investigation, inspector. Two of the crime scenes have been completely investigated.”

One of the police officers reported back to Luo after she circled the villa.

“The total number of casualties inside Chen w.a.n.g’s house is seventeen people. All the bodyguards were killed by a steel rod. However, Chen w.a.n.g died in the pig farm. According to the forensic reports, he had… Before he died… That…”

The one who had reported back to Luo was a female officer. Her face turned red before she could complete her sentence.

“What is that? Speak clearly!” Luo said in a deep voice.

“That… That…”

The female officer had a hard to time to say the word out loud.

Luo was actually smarter than that. Soon, she realized the circ.u.mstances of Chen w.a.n.g’s death. Her face turned red immediately. Also, she had an urge to vomit.

“Continue your report.”

Luo tried to change the topic.

“Yes!”

“The number of casualties in Chen Ba’s villa is twenty-six people. All of them died from stabs and cuts consistent to a long, bladed weapon, except for one guy.”

“Okay…”

Luo nodded and walked towards where the dead bodies were strewn out. Chen followed her closely. For him, it was like watching a movie. His face was calm and relaxed.

“If I’m not mistaken, all these wounds from the steel rod originated from the Luo Han rod skill of Sky Dragon Temple. The killer is really proficient. His skill is powerful enough to kill them with one hit. He must have had ten years’ worth of training in this Luo Han rod skill.”

Luo then took another closer look at the bodies. At the same time, the female officer was jotting down the things that Luo had mentioned earlier.

“Wow! This lady actually knows about the Luo Han rod skill. I’m impressed by her knowledge.”

Chen was shocked, but he laughed secretly inside his heart at the same time, “I possess the Heart of Scholar. All I used was half an hour time to master the Luo Han rod skill. You deduced that the killer used ten years’ time to master this skill! Would you consider me being a wielder of the Luo Han Staff? Hehehe…”

After that, Luo walked over to the second body.

“The dead bodies at this side were killed by Bloodthirsty Sword! The killer had some really high-level training. All of them died from one slash of the sword. Hold on…! The sword mark here is rather weird.”

Luo was stunned. Then she asked, “Have you found the killing weapon?”

“I found it. It’s a Mahogany Sword!” The female officer said.

“Mahogany Sword? That’s right! The killer is the Blood Dove from Hundred Beast Faction from the Dragon City!”

Luo nodded and said, “Bring me to the guy who had not been killed by a sword!”

“Follow me.” The female officer quickly led the way.

Chen followed them.

At the same time, he was laughing secretly from time to time, “Everything is under my control. Blood Dove will be the one who takes the blame. Wahahaha…”

“It is Blood Dove’s deed! I knew it!”

Luo identified the body instantly.

However, she was extremely shocked when she saw the big hole in his chest.

“How is this even possible…? It looks like the cause of this wound is Heartbreaker Claw from the leader of Hundred Beasts Faction! But, why did their leader want to kill Blood Dove? Both of them are master and apprentice…”

Chen chuckled to himself when he saw Luo’s shocked face.

“Apparently, you are not as smart as I think you are! What the h.e.l.l is Heartbreaker Claw? The aura from the Black Dragon is the cause of his death! Dream on if you want to trace the lead back to me! Hehehe..”

“This is not right! This is not the Heartbreaker Claw!”

Luo frowned and said, “This skill is even more powerful than the Heartbreaker Claw! More devastating! I have not seen this before! Could it be some kind of Jianghu elite skill that caused this wound?!”

“Haha! Idiot! That Jianghu elite is standing behind you! Bite me! Bite me!”

Chen put on a poker face. But, he was actually jumping around happily inside his heart.

Sometimes extreme happiness could lead to the worst-case scenario.

Chen was completely stunned the next second.

“Inspector! We have found the killing weapon from the first crime scene! There are a few fingers prints on the steel rod. I believe that these finger prints belong to the killer!”

Another officer rushed to Luo with the killing weapon.

The white powder had been applied to the steel rod to identify the fingerprints.

“Oh my G.o.d!!”

Sweat started to roll down from Chen’s forehead when he saw the steel rod.

Last night, he threw away the steel rod after he used it to skewer Chen w.a.n.g’s a.s.shole, because it was really disgusting. He totally forgot about it when he cleared up the evidence that had been left behind by him.

Something bad is going to happen soon!

“Good job! The killer will not be able to get away with this solid, hard evidence!”

Luo stole a glance and Chen, smiled, and said, “Someone is getting really nervous!”

“I… Why should I feel nervous?”

Chen hardened his skin and said, “This is Karma! I always believe that bad things will not happen to good people!”

“Is that right?”

“Don’t you worry! I won’t simply accuse good people of the crime that they have never committed. But, I will make sure that all the bad guys get what they deserve!”

Luo grinned and said.

“Alright…” Chen nodded in a gloomy mood.

“s.h.i.+tttt! The world is going to end!” Chen thought.

Based on Luo’s personality, she would never stop until she acquired the results she wanted. Even if the death penalty did not fall on Chen. He would spend the rest of his life inside the prison.

What should I do?

“If I’m sent to prison. What will happen to dad and mom? What will happen to the gorgeous and s.e.xy teacher that I like? What will happen to the most beautiful girl in school, Lan Mengchen? Also, what will happen to my blood brother, Xiangyu? G.o.d! Are you joking with me?” Chen was bleeding inside his heart.

“You are dismissed now. Remember, you must keep this killing weapon safe! I want people to guard this killing weapon, 24 hours a day! I can’t afford anything happen to this killing weapon! Can you remember that?” Luo said seriously.

“I remember that.”

The officer nodded.

“Ouch!”

The officer b.u.mped into someone when he turned around to place the killing weapon in a safe place.

“It’s so freaking hot!”

Li He was holding two cups of hot tea. Now, the tea was everywhere.

“Director! I’m so sorry… Sorry… I didn’t know you were standing right behind me…”

The officer was freaked out. His first instinct was to apologize to him quickly.

Luo and Chen were stunned as well. Both of them had their attention on the weapon. They did not even notice the director approaching them.

“s.h.i.+t!”

Luo’s face turned white. She took a closer look at the weapon and noticed that all the fingerprints had been washed away by the hot tea!

“Li He! You idiot! You… You just destroyed the most important piece of evidence… I’m so angry right now!!”

Luo’s face turned blood red and she screamed.

The fingerprints on the weapon were going to be used to identify the killer! Everything was gone!

“What the f*ck! I’m in luck! How can I be so lucky?!”

Chen could never run away from the crime that he committed if the fingerprints were still there. A small accident had helped him escape the worst thing that could ever happen to him!

“d.a.m.n! My luck is beyond awesome!”

“Luck… right! This must be the luck that I gained recently. It’s working in my favor! I gained two levels after I killed this bunch of heartless animals! It is by pure luck that I managed to escape this accusation!”

Chen couldn’t help himself but grin, “I told you earlier that bad things will never happen to good people! When you punish those bad people, G.o.d will definitely help, no matter what!”

Comments (72)

• BaldPig

  dang plot armor; MC is kinda stupid though

• Shadowxhunter

  You seem to forget that not long ago he was just a poor guy who knew nothing of the world.

• VoidSage

  It’s okay for him to be like that. It’s already enough he’s not coughing out his bowels for killing people

Chapter 119: Arguments In Weibo

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Now the fingerprints were lost, there was nothing else that could be used to point Chen to all these crimes. Also, even if Luo was almighty and powerful, there was no way for her to continue with this investigation.

Luo was extremely angry at Li He. She scolded Li He in front of everyone. The lead would never go back to her even if she scolded Le He for a long time. In the end, Luo went back with Chen dejectedly.

Luo always acted like an Ice Demon Queen in front of others. But, she was a changed person when talking to Chen’s parents. She became gentle and polite. She did not bring her gloomy mood with her when she came home. She even volunteered to help Chen’s mom to clean the vegetables. This made Chen’s mom extremely pleased with her.

Chen was in a good mood as well. He moved a chair to the front lawn and played with his cellphone.

“My luck has saved me from an unavoidable bad situation. I bet that my charm works like a charm as well!”

Chen then logged in to his Weibo account. His fan base had increased to one hundred and ten thousand fans. It was three times the number before his charm increased tremendously! The number was still growing.

“This is so cool! When my charm stat is higher, it’s easier for me to gain trust and favor from others. As long as the number of fans keeps on going up. Sooner or later I will become one of the most famous guys on the internet!”

Chen was so pleased with his fame.

Since his fans base was extremely active right now, he posted the Blood Dragon jade on his Weibo with the caption.

[This is the most precious jade in Beicheng jewelry shop; Fire Dragon Circles the Sky! It will be showcased to everyone during the grand opening of my shop! Countdown: 5 days].

Comments and likes started to pour in when he posted the picture. He received thousands of likes within few seconds! Chen clicked on the comments and he took a quick glance at the comments. His fans were still being very supportive.

“Oh my G.o.d! Precious artifact… No! This art is on G.o.d level! I have the b.a.l.l.s to say that none of the jade crafting masters in our country can create something like this!” Wei Yiren said.

“This is just too d.a.m.n cool! This Fire Dragon looks so d.a.m.n real! I can totally imagine it flying in the sky with its powerful presence! Also, the business of Beicheng jewelry shop will definitely skyrocket as well!” Past is the Past said.

“Who the h.e.l.l is Bro Bei? How did he come out with this jade piece?!” Bada.s.s Exile said.

“Boss Chen is my cla.s.smate! Send me Red Packet if you wish to receive Boss Chen’s handsome picture! Hahaha! It’s only 98 cents!” GYB from Chen’s fans club said.

Chen pouted and replied her.

“Why is my picture so cheap? My picture costs at least 998 Yuan!” (Three acting-cool emojis)

“Oh my G.o.d! My idol just replied me! Am I dreaming?!”

“Oh my G.o.d! Bro Bei is finally here! Everyone gather and pay attention to Boss Chen!” The rest of the member of Chen’s fans club said.

“Wow! My idol is here! I can finally see him! Don’t try to stop me! I’m going to drink an 82 year old Baijiu to calm myself down!” (Three crying emojis). Die-Hard Hot Chick said.

“Bro Bei! I love you! I’m your die-hard fan! I want your signature and your handsome selfie! I want your kiss as well!” Young Leader said.

…..

Chen’s reply had caused wave and wave of craziness! His fans were even more hyped right now! The comments and likes kept pouring in like a waterfall. At the same time, the number of his fans was increasing as well!

Suddenly, Chen spotted a negative comment.

“Everyone, please don’t be cheated by this Fire Dragon picture! This is definitely a Photoshopped picture! It’s impossible to craft something like this based on our current technology!” Crown Jade shop said.

Initially, Chen was in good mood. He felt disgusted and gloomy after reading the comment. A comment like this might cause a great stir in the group. There was a saying that when rat p.o.o.p falls into a pot of soup, the soup will become undrinkable!

Just like what Chen expected. The comments after that started to change.

“Now, I know this jade piece is some kind of fake s.h.i.+t! Beichen jewelry shop is so shameless! How dare they fool their consumers?!” Xiaobai said.

“Rubbis.h.!.+ I was happy and I feel sad now!” Little Bro said.

“This Bro Bei has such a terrible personality! I will never pay a visit to Beichen jewelry shop!” Patter Flying Boy said.

“Bro Bei is a liar! Come out! Why did you suddenly got so quiet when people started to scold you! You coward!” Tractor said.

“Everyone! Don’t stop scolding him! Flood the post with your anger!” s.h.i.+ny Bull said.

….

Chen was even angrier when he saw all these negative comments.

At then, it was the crucial time for Beichen jewelry to promote itself. This mess would definitely affect the sales during the grand opening of Beichen Jewelry Shop!

“Something is not right… My charm has greatly increased. It’s impossible for my fans to turn against my back in such a short period of time!”

Chen was really puzzled.

He then took a closer look at their profiles. He found out that all those people that commented negatively were all present customers of Crown Jewelry Shop!

“All these people are hired by Ruguan to sabotage me! I can see the effort that he has put in his sabotage plan!”

Chen continued to observe those saboteurs!

Due to the aggressive response from Chen’s enemies, most of Chen’s fans were still trying to figure out what was going on, thus, none of them stood up to defense Chen.

Harsher words started to pouring in because the line of defense was non-existence. A group of people that call themselves “Soldier of Wen Family” joined in the sabotage plan as well.

“Chen Xiaobei! You are such a coward! Come the f*ck out! I’ll f*cking kill you!” Solder A said.

“Chen Xiaobei! You are such a shameless guy! F*ck you! F*cking garbage!” Solder B said.

“Everyone! Boycott Beicheng Jewelry Shop! Just close it down! Don’t even dream of opening it! I will pout s.h.i.+t at your shop five days later!” Everyone from “Soldier of Wen Family” group said.

….

All these guys were getting more and more aggressive. All kinds of vulgarities were used to scold Chen. It was like their hatred had been acc.u.mulated for a long time.

It was pretty obvious that all these guys were hired by Wenfeng!

“Hmph! Wenfeng is supporting Ruguan. No wonder Ruguan is being so motivated!”

Then, the fire inside Chen’s heart ignited. His face was completely changed. Beicheng Jewelry Shop was his precious baby. It was the business that Lan helped him to set up. It meant a lot to him.

All these negative comments had successfully triggered Chen’s anger. It was a must to counter their attack! But, how should he counter-attack their offense? Maybe he could try to talk some sense into them?

No!

No!

No!

“It was useless to talk sense into them! All these people have no principle, no boundary, they would try to think of the worst thing to scold Chen! The only way to counter-attack them is to scold them the way they scolded me! Since they liked scolding so much, I will let them know the true meaning of scolding! I have the Scholar Heart with me! The way I’m going to scold you is going to make you succ.u.mb to my words!” Chen thought.

“All of you said that I’m a shameless person, right? Well, none of you own the right to be humans! You guys take dirty money to do dirty stuff! The way you scold is like a dog barking! Also, you guys are so vulgar. Using all those shallow words show that none of you have received a proper education! I feel like a genius when I compare myself to you guys! No! I feel like I’m a G.o.d!”

Comments (42)

• Rathan

  Lmao, shots fired from cell phones trenches.

• Jawson

  Sheeeeet i got fired up with those people… Chen revenge is best serve cold

• 4ratu

  O my he shameless up to the sky lol

Chapter 120: Total Victory!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

I must be a G.o.d!

Chen does not usually argue over the internet. But when he does, his replies are savage! That reply was way too cool and too savage for them to recover from! And like the start of a battle cry, it threw the whole fans club into a frenzy! Boosting their morale and igniting their fighting spirit!

[Whoa! Bro Bei is Fighting back!]

[That reply was so cool and so savage!]

[That’s my idol! Absolutely undefeatable]

[Bro Bei is so awesome, even his comeback game is strong]

[My hero! I know you’re not a fraud! I’ll always support you! Support Beichen Jewelry!]

[He is a G.o.d! Who else wants a piece next?]

…

Chen had one hundred thousand fans. Their torrents of comments alone washed away all the negative comments that came earlier. Amidst the huge wave of replies, Chen caught on to two in particular:

Crown Jewelry Shop: Just who’s the stray dog here? Can’t it reply in a more civilized manner instead of flaming others? How rude and barbaric!

Master Feng: Chen Xiaobei has always been a b.u.mpkin. If he knew the reason, then pigs could climb trees!

Bro Bei: It’s not that I don’t want to be reasonable, but Confucius said: Don’t try to reason with idiots. Because they will just drag your intelligence down to their level and use their extensive experience of being idiots to defeat you there!

Master Feng: You imbecile! Who are you calling an idiot!

Crown Jewelry Shop: Yeah! Who!

Bro Bei: The Lord said, let there be light, and then came light! Let there be water, and then came water! And when the lord said, let there be idiots, you two were born!

[Pffftt! Hahahaha! Bro Bei! You are too creative!]

[This is the burn of the century!]

[Two idiots! Challenging our big brother with only that level of intelligence! Absolutely asking to get rekt!]

[Bro Bei is so cool and awesome!!!]

…

Chen’s replies summoned up another storm of comments and replies from his fans. The hater squad had only a few members, and in mere moments, their attacks were drowned out by the huge amount of replies and comments from Chen’s fans.

Master Feng: Chen Xiaobei! So what if you have a sharp tongue? You can’t bite me with it!

Bro Bei: Sorry, but I don’t eat s.h.i.+t.

[Pfffttt! Hahahaha…]

[Sorry! Bro Bei doesn’t eat s.h.i.+t!]

[Sorry! Bro Bei doesn’t eat s.h.i.+t!]

…

The message board went wild with the fans copying and pasting the same comment over and over again. At that point, it was not hard to imagine Wenfeng spurting blood behind his own screen right now.

Bro Bei: Wen Feng, you should read more books.

Master Feng: Just who do you think you are? Asking me to read more books?

Bro Bei: Haven’t you heard the saying that ugly people should read more?

Master Feng: Oh p.i.s.s off you! I look awesome and am even considered a trendsetter of the city, and you dare call me ugly?

Bro Bei: Don’t you feel the tiniest bit of shame when you lie to yourself? Your pictures can ward off evil spirits when hung on walls, and is a good contraceptive when placed next to a bed! Your figure, is as stout as a huge pot, but not even as tall! Your entire body is just made up of a b.u.t.t and a belly and that’s it! If you’re not ugly, then there are no ugly people in this world!

[Hahaha! My G.o.d, bro! That’s too savage! But… I love it!]

[Selling Wen Feng’s selfies! Wards of evil spirits and pregnancies! Your best friend for your home or on vacation!]

[Hahaha! Bro Bei is undefeatable! Even flames people in style! Totally my idol!]

[I bet one pack of spicy snacks that Wen Feng is throwing up gallons of blood right now! Hahaha!]

…

The fans were already in a state of mania, cheering and praising Chen in every reply and comment. Their enthusiasm and spirited retaliation silenced the hater squad.

Crown Jade House: Chen Xiaobei! That’s enough! Stop humiliating Master Feng!

Bro Bei: Ho! Ruguan! Just because I didn’t mention you, you thought it was safe to come at me? If Wen Feng is a plate of s.h.i.+t, the only difference between you and him is that you don’t have a plate! The first time I met you, I knew that you’ll never float on water!

Crown Jade Shop: Sink? What do you mean?

Bro Bei: Friends, tell poor chap whose IQ is the equivalent number of room temperature, just what does that mean, please.

[You’re dense! Hahaha…]

[You sink! Because you’re dense]

[You dense motherf*cker!]

…

Another epic burn, followed by another wave of replies and comments. Ruguan probably just wants to smash his head on a tofu and die right now.

Bro Bei: I just don’t get it. Of all the things you could have become, you went with Wenfeng and became a piece of s.h.i.+t! You could have said some good s.h.i.+t, but you chose to tell everyone bulls.h.i.+t! Well now, after everything is said and done, you finally became a dips.h.i.+t!

Master Feng: …

Crown Jade Shop: …

Bro Bei: Why the silent treatment? Weren’t you guys having so much fun? Where’re the haters? The flamers? Come on, don’t leave me hanging!

After seeing how badly Wenfeng and Ruguan got thrashed by Chen, the keyboard warriors knew that they had underestimated him and the power of his fans club. Not one of them dared to fight back, knowing how it would end.

Bro Bei: What a bunch of useless cowards! Talking to you guys is an utter waste of oxygen! My fans, if you ever see a.s.sholes like these again, tell them I said this: Your hands are free now!

[Huh? Hands free?]

[Bro Bei, what does that mean]

[Hahaha! It means that your hand is free, so you can go jack off!]

[s.h.i.+t! Bro Bei is Bro Bei! That’s just perfect!]

[This is why Bro Bei is my idol! The strong don’t need to explain themselves!]

[Guys! Now that our idol has safely defended this board, don’t you think it’s time to go on the offense?]

[Yeah! Let’s push back now! Counterattack!

…

In just a few minutes, Wenfeng’s and Ruguan’s Weibo were bombarded with messages posts! All with the same message: Your hands are free now! All hundreds of thousands of Chen’s fans were posting the same post on their walls again and again! Eventually, it was too much that the people at Weibo decided to shut down Wenfeng’s and Ruguan’s account, resulting in a complete and total victory for Chen and his fans! After the battle, everybody returned to Chen’s page once more.

[That was fun! From the moment Bro Bei responded until their accounts were shut down, this battle was beautiful!]

[Isn’t it? Gos.h.!.+ It’s great to be Bro Bei’s fan!]

[I’m going to be his fan for life! No regrets!]

[Fan for life! No regrets!]

[Fan for life! No regrets!]

…

The fans club members, having gone through a huge war together, were now much united and loyal than before. Many people who had been watching the whole thing from the sidelines had joined the fans club, resulting in a huge spike in the numbers of fans club members, to 130 thousand! Beichen Jewelry once again became most talked about topic on many other discussions and message boards, with many people spreading the news around, generating more publicity for Chen. As a result, not only was Beichen Jewelry’s popularity unaffected by the negative posts, but became a much bigger name than it was before! By the time of the launch, it would definitely be a huge event!