2924 Chapter 2924-heaven-defying nourishment
“Don’t be nervous, this is not poison! It’s a tonic!”
Feng Qingyang smiled and said,”I saw that your kidney is weak, so I’m going to help you with it!” I guarantee that your silver spear won’t fall in the future. Seven times a night!”
“Ah?”
!!
GE BA Pi’s face was filled with shock,”You … You don’t want to compete with me in medical skills? Are you trying to please me by giving me a big supplement?”
“No, no, no, you’ve misunderstood!”
Feng Qingyang laughed mockingly, ” of course we’ll compete in medical skills. The medicine I gave you was too strong! From now on, every time you have a hehehe, you will consume a hundred times more profound Qi than normal!”
“What!” GE BA Pi was instantly dumbstruck and almost peed his pants.
“In other words, every time you chuckled, the amount of profound Qi you use is equivalent to a hundred times of a normal person chuckling!” Although you have the ability to do it seven times a night, I estimate that one time will be enough to kill you!”
pfft … GE BA Pi almost spat out a mouthful of blood onto the ceiling. I chuckled once, which is equivalent to other people chuckling a hundred times??? ‘F * ck!’ Even an elephant’s profound Qi would be used up!”
“That’s right!”
hehe! Feng Qingyang laughed. just one time and your lower body will be completely emptied. Your vital essence will be exhausted and your p.e.n.i.s will shrink or even die! For the rest of your life, you can only join the eunuch squad!”
“You old man! You … You, you, you’re so bad!” GE BA Pi’s scalp turned numb and he almost peed his pants.
The bone-corroding and marrow-burning water that he was so proud of was so weak in front of Feng Qingyang’s tonic!
A perfectly fine man had been directly turned into a small eunuch. This was simply countless times crueler than killing him!
“Eldest martial brother! You’re so bad!” Tai yitan was amused.
“Eldest senior brother, don’t be fooled by your serious face. It turns out that you’re full of evil tricks!” Taoist Yiru said with a wicked smile.
“What are you two junior brothers saying?” Feng Qingyang raised an eyebrow and smiled evilly, ” “Didn’t I learn all these little tricks from master?”
yes … Master is the worst … tai yitan and Daoist Yiru nodded in agreement.
It was not the three of them who were trying to make fun of Chen Xiaobei.
Since earth, Chen Xiaobei had kicked at least 80 people into eunuchs!
The eunuch team had almost become a large group of eunuchs!
“What are you three laughing at! Isn’t it just to nourish me? I don’t believe I can’t break it!”
GE bapi was a medical student after all, and his medical skills were definitely stronger than most Chinese doctors. He had this bit of confidence!
Without another word, GE bapi immediately began to take his own pulse.
However, after a few seconds, GE bapi’s confidence was completely crushed!
His face was filled with unconcealable shock and fear, which gradually turned into despair!
“Why … Why is this pulse so strange? It’s simply moving around!”
GE bapi’s pupils contracted and his scalp went numb.”This kind of pulse is not recorded in the medical book, and master has never taught it … I … I can’t cure it at all …”
“Heh, I’m not bragging, but even if your master was here, he definitely wouldn’t be able to cure you!” Feng Qingyang smiled and said,”kneel on the street and shout that bei Xuan faction is invincible!” Otherwise, you are destined to be a eunuch for the rest of your life!”
I … GE bapi was in complete despair.
His master had always strictly followed the contents of medical books when he treated people.
There was no record of such a strange pulse in the medical books! Even if s.h.i.+zun came, he wouldn’t be able to cure it!
I … I’ll shout, alright … GE BA Pi was completely terrified. He left the shop and knelt on the street, wailing in a low voice, ” bei Xuan faction is invincible … Bei Xuan faction is invincible …
“Louder!”
Feng Qingyang laughed, ” let’s go to the other shops. If we don’t hear you, we won’t come back! As for the consequences, I don’t think I need to emphasize them, right?”
this … GE bapi’s expression turned extremely ugly as he stammered, ” “Old senior! As the saying goes, even if you don’t give face to the monk, give face to the Buddha! Even if you don’t give me face, you should at least give senior brother Haofeng some face!”
“Who is Haofeng?” Feng Qingyang asked curiously.
“You don’t even know who senior brother Haofeng is?”
“Senior brother Haofeng’s name is Xuanyuan Haofeng!” GE BA Pi said solemnly. He was the most outstanding genius in Chinese medicine among the disciples of the Xuanyuan heavenly sect! He’s also one of the five heroes of Xuanyuan who’s favored and valued by old ancestor Xuanyuan!”
“The five heroes of Xuanyuan?” “It sounds really powerful!” Feng Qingyang laughed.
“Is there a need to say this? Of course, the Xuanyuan five heroes were extremely powerful! The five of them specialized in combat strength, alchemy, weapon refinement, formation, and medicine respectively! They are all the most outstanding super geniuses among the disciples of the five branches of the Xuanyuan heavenly sect!”
“Ancestor Xuanyuan values the five of them very much!” GE bapi said excitedly. As such, they have a very high status in the Xuanyuan family, and even the elders have to show them some respect!”
“And I, GE bapi, am senior brother Haofeng’s trusted aide! By humiliating me today, you’re humiliating senior brother Haofeng, and even ancestor Xuanyuan! Do I still need to say the consequences?”
As the saying goes, you have to look at the owner before hitting the dog!
GE bapi was Xuanyuan Haofeng’s dog, and Xuanyuan Haofeng was a young genius valued by the old ancestor!
Anyone with eyes could see that if Feng Qingyang really insisted on humiliating GE BA Pi, dog Lord Xuanyuan Hao Feng would definitely lose face! He would naturally come to take revenge on Feng Qingyang!
“How is it? Old senior! Do you still insist on me shouting?”
GE BA Pi’s brows rose as he stood up and sneered,”It’s better to squash enmity than keep it alive! Let’s just forget about this matter! If you help me get rid of the effects of the tonic, I’ll pretend that nothing happened just now! Or else …”
It was obvious that GE BA Pi wanted to use Xuanyuan Hao Feng to suppress Feng Qingyang.
However, GE BA Pi would never have thought that Feng Qingyang did not even care about the famous Xuanyuan Hao Feng!
“Did I allow you to stand up?”
Feng Qingyang replied indifferently,’my master hates being threatened! If I give in, where will my master put his face? Kneel down and Shout! Otherwise, you will bear the consequences!”
this … GE BA Pi sucked in a breath of cold air, his body and mind both trembling!
Feng Qingyang was still talking and laughing just now, but at that moment, he was exuding an extremely powerful and terrifying pressure!
GE bapi’s heart turned cold. He knew that Feng Qingyang was not joking!
Even if Xuanyuan Haofeng himself was standing right there, Feng Qingyang would not back down!
“Kneel down!” “This is your last chance!” Feng Qingyang said coldly.