"Well, a man can"t catch a team of horses, and that"s all there is about it, but I want to tell you he was on the anxious seat for a quarter of a mile. We tried hard.
"When we got back to where we started and could breathe again, we held a council of war.
""Now Aggy," says I, "we"re dumped--what shall we do?"
He sat there awhile looking around him, snapping pebbles with his thumb.
""Tell you what it is, Red," he says at last, "we might as well go mining right here. This is likely gravel, and there"s a river. If that bar in front of you had been further in the mountains, it would have been punched full of holes. It"s only because it"s on the road that n.o.body"s taken the trouble to see what was in it.
This road was made by cattle ranchers, that didn"t know nothing about mining, and every miner that"s gone over the trail had his mouth set to get further along as quick as possible--just like us.
Do you see that little hollow running down to the river? Well you try your luck there. I give you that place as it"s the most probable, and you as a tenderfoot in the business will have all the luck. I"ll make a stab where I am."
"Well, sir, it sounds queer to tell it, and it seems queerer still to think of the doing of it, but I hadn"t dug two feet before I come to bed rock, and there was some heavy black chunks.
""Aggy," says I, "what"s these things?" throwing one over to him.
He caught it and Stared at it.
""Where did you get that?" says he, in almost a whisper.
""Why, out of the hole, of course!" says I, laughing. "Come take a look!"
"Aggy wasn"t the kind of man to go off the handle over trifles, but when he looked into that hole he turned perfectly green. His knees give out from under him and he sat on the ground like a man in a trance, wiping the sweat off his face with a motion like a machine.
""What the devil ails you?" says I astonished. I thought maybe I"d done something I hadn"t ought to do, through ignorance of the rules and regulations of mining.
""Red," says he dead solemn, "I"ve mined for twenty year, and from Old Mexico to Alaska, but I never saw anything that was ace-high to that before. Gold laying loose in chunks on top of the bed-rock is too much for me--I wish Hy could see this."
""Gold!" says I. "What you talking about? What have those black hunks to do with gold?"
"The only answer he made was to lay the one I had thrown to him on top of a rock and hit her a crack with a pick. Then he handed it to me. Sure enough! There under the black was the yeller. Of course, it I"d known more about the business I could have told it by the weight, but I"d never seen a piece of gold fresh off the farm before in my life. I hadn"t the slightest idea what it looked like, and I learned afterward it all looks different. Some of it shines up yaller in the start; some of it"s red, and some is like ours, coated black with iron-crust.
"So I looked at Ag, and Ag looked at me, neither one of us believing anything at all for awhile. I simply couldn"t get hold of the thing--I ain"t yet, for that matter. I expect to wake up and find it a pipe dream, and in some ways I wouldn"t mind if it was. I never was so completely two men as I was on that occasion.
One of "em was hopping around and hollering with Ag, yelling "hooray!" and the other didn"t take much interest in the proceedings at all. And it wasn"t until I thought, "Now I can pay that cussed cayote of a stage driver what I owe him!" that I got any good out of it. That brought it home to me. When I spoke to Ag about paying the driver, he says, "That"s so," then he takes a quick look around. "We can pay him in full, too, old horse!" he hollers, and there was a most joyful smile on his face.
""Red," say he, "do you know this is the only ford on the river for--I don"t know how many miles--perhaps the whole length of her?"
""Well?" says I.
""Our little placer claim," says Aggy slowly, rubbing his hands together, "covers that ford; and by a judicious taking up of claims for various uncles and brothers and friends of ours along the creek on the lowlands, we can fix it so they can"t even bridge it."
""Do you mean they can"t cross our claim if we say they can"t?"
""Sure thing!" says Aggy. "There"s you and me and the law to say "no" to that--I wish I had a gun."
""You don"t need any gun for that skunk of a driver."
""Of course not, but there"ll be pa.s.sengers, and there"s no telling how excited them pa.s.sengers will be when they find they"ve got to go over the hills ford-hunting."
""Are you going to send "em all around, Ag?"
""The whole bunch. Anybody coming back from the diggings has gold in his clothes, so it won"t hurt "em none, and I propose to give that stage line an advertising that won"t do it a bit of good.
Come along, Red; let"s see that lad that has the shack up the river. We need something to eat, and maybe he"s got a gun. If he"s a decent feller, we"ll let him in on a claim. Never mind about the hole!--it won"t run away, and there"s n.o.body to touch anything--come on."
"So we went up the river. The man"s name was White, and he was a white man by nature, too. He fed us well, and was just as hot as us when we told him about the stage driver"s trick. Then we told him about the find and let him in.
""Now," says Aggy, "have you got a gun?"
""I have _that_," says the man. "My dad used to be a duck-hunter on Chesapeake bay. When you say "gun," _I"ll_ show you a gun." He dove in under his bunk and fetched out what I should say was a number one bore shot gun, with barrels six foot long.
""Gentlemen," says he, holding the gun up and patting it lovingly, "if you ram a quarter-pound of powder in each one of them barrels, and a handful of buck-shot on top of that, you"ve got an argument that couldn"t be upset by the Supreme Court. I"ll guarantee that when you point her anywheres within ten feet of a man not over a hundred yards away, and let her do her duty, all the talent that that man"s fambly could employ couldn"t gather enough of him to recognise him by, and you won"t be in bed more"n long enough to heal a busted shoulder."
""I hope it ain"t going to be my painful line of performance to pull the trigger," says Aggy. "I think the sight of her would have weight with most people. When"s the stage due back?"
""Day after to-morrow, about noon."
""That gives us lots of time to stake, and to salt claims that can"t show cause their own selves," says Aggy. "I think we"re all right."
"The next day we worked like the Old Harry. We had everything fixed up right by nightfall, and there was nothing to do but dig and wait.
"Curious folks we all are, ain"t we? I should have said my own self that if I"d found gold by the bucketful, I"d be more interested in that, than I would be in getting even with a mut that had done me dirt, but it wasn"t so. Perhaps it was because I hadn"t paid much attention to money all my life, and I had paid the strictest attention to the way other people used me. Living where there"s so few folks accounts for that, I suppose.
"Getting even on our esteemed friend the stage driver was right in your Uncle Reddy"s line, and Aggy and our new pard White seemed to take kindly to it, also.
"If ever you saw three faces filled with innocent glee, it was when we heard the wheels of that stage coming--why, the night before I was woke up by somebody laughing. There was Aggy sound asleep, sitting up hugging himself in the moonlight.
""Oh, my! Oh, MY!" says he. "It"s the only ford for four thousand miles!"
"We planted a sign in the middle of the road with this wording on it in big letters, made with the black end of a stick.
NOTICE!!
THIS AND ADJOINING CLAIMS ARE THE PROPERTY OF AGAMEMNON G. JONES, RED SAUNDERS, JOHN HENRY WHITE, ET AL.
TRESPa.s.sING DONE AT YOUR OWN RISK. OWNERS WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE REMAINS.
"There was a stretch of about a mile on the level before us. When the stage come in plain sight Aggy proceeds to load up "Old Moral Suasion," as he called her, so that the folks could see there was no attempt at deception. They come pretty fairly slow after that.
At fifty yards, Ag hollers "Halt!" The team sat right down on their tails.
""Now, Mr. Snick"umfritz," says Aggy, "you that drives, I mean, come here and read this little sign."
""Suppose I don"t?" says the feller, trying to be smart before the pa.s.sengers.
""It"s a horrible supposition," says Aggy, and the innocent will have to suffer with the guilty." Then he c.o.c.ks the gun.
""G.o.d sakes! Don"t shoot!" yells one of the pa.s.sengers. "Man, you ought to have more sense than to try and pick him out of a crowd with a shot-gun! Get down there, you fool, and make it quick!"
"So the driver walked our way, and read. He never said a word. I reckon he realized it was the only ford for four thousand miles, more or less, just as Aggy had remarked. There he stood, with his mouth and eyes wide open.