""I rather think not," slowly said the sergeant, giving her at the same time a comical look.
"Notwithstanding repeated and tearful a.s.surances that there was nothing there, that the men had taken off all the arms, hadn"t left lead enough to mend a hole in the bottom of the coffee-pot, etc., etc., we began to search the beds, commencing at one corner. There were two beds between us and the old woman"s, and although we shook ticks and bolsters, and made otherwise close examination, we discovered nothing beyond the population usually found in such localities in Western Virginia.
"The old woman was fidgety. Her face, that at two reflections would have changed muscatel into crab apple vinegar, was more than usually wrinkled. "O Lord, nothing here," groaned she, as she sat with her back to the head-board. She did not budge an inch as we commenced at her bed.
"The sergeant had gone to the head-board, I to the foot. I saw a twinkle in his eye as he turned over the rough comfort, his hand reached down--he drew it up gradually, and the old woman slid as gradually from the lock to the muzzle of a long Kentucky rifle. "O Lord," groaned she, as she keeled over on her right side at the foot of the bed.
"A glow of admiration overspread the Sergeant"s face as he looked at that rifle.
""Well, I swow, old woman, is this what you call a private fixin"?"
said the Sergeant. "A queer bed-fellow you"ve got; and just look, Captain," said he, trying the ramrod, "loaded, capped, and half c.o.c.ked."
"The heavy manner in which the old lady fell over satisfied me that we hadn"t all the armory, and I directed her to leave the bed and stand on the floor.
""Can"t, can I, Ann?" addressing one of the women.
""No, marm can"t, she is helpless."
""Got the rheumatics, had "em a year and better," groaned the old woman.
""Hadn"t "em when you shook your fist under my nose in the yard," said the Sergeant. "Get off the bed;" catching the old woman by the arm, he helped her off. She straightened up with difficulty, holding her clothes at the hips with both hands. "Hold up your hands," said the Sergeant. He was about to a.s.sist her, when not relishing that, she lifted them up; as she did so, there was a heavy rattling sound on the floor. The old woman jumped about a foot from the floor clear out of a well filled pillow cushion, dancing and yelling like an Indian. Some hardware must have struck her toe and made her forget her rheumatism.
"That bag had two Colt"s navy size, two pistols English make, with all the trappings for both kinds, and two dozen boxes of best make English water proof caps.
""Old woman," said the Sergeant with a chuckle, "your private fixin"s as you call "em, are worth hunting for."
"But the old woman had reached the side of a bed, and was too much engaged in holding her toe, to notice the remark.
"The other beds were searched, but with no success. I had noticed while the old woman was hopping about a short fat woman getting behind some taller ones in the corner and arranging her clothing. The old woman"s contrivance made me think the corner worth looking at.
"The women sulkily and slowly gave way, and another pillow-case was found on the floor, from which a brace of pistols, one pair of long cowhide riding boots, three heavy-bladed bowie knives, and some smaller matters, were obtained.
"The wardrobe was the only remaining thing, and on it as a centre the women had doubled their columns.
""Oh, Captain, don"t," said several at once beseechingly, "we"re all single women, and that has our frocks and fixin"s in it," as I touched the wardrobe.
""As far as I"ve seed there is not much difference between married women"s fixin"s and single ones," coolly said the Sergeant.
""There is not one of us married, Captain."
""Sorry for that," said the Sergeant, leisurely eyeing the women. "If you"d take advice from a Yankee, some of you had better hurry up."
"The women were indignant, but smothered it, having ascertained that a pa.s.sionate policy would not avail.
"By this time one of the men had succeeded with his bayonet in forcing a door. The Sergeant had laid his hand on the door, when a pretty face, lit up with those same devilish black eyes, was looking into his half winningly, and a pair of small hands were clasping his arm. The Sergeant"s head gradually fell as if to hear what she had to say, when magnetism, a desire to try experiments, or call it what you will, as "love," although said to "rule the camp," has little really to do with the monotony of actual camp scenes, or the horrors of the field itself,--at any rate the Sergeant"s head dropped suddenly,--a loud smack, followed instantly by the dull sound of a blow,--and the Sergeant gently rubbed an already blackening eye, while the woman was engaged in drawing her sleeve across her mouth. Like enough some tobacco juice went with the sleeve, for the corners of the Sergeant"s mouth were regular sluices for that article.
"The Sergeant"s eye did not prevent him from opening the door, however.
""Well, I declare, brother Jim"s forgot his clothes and sword," said one of the women, manifesting much surprise.
""Do you call that brother Jim"s clothes?" said the Sergeant, grasping a petticoat, above which appeared the guard of a cavalry sabre, and holding both up to view. "I tell you it"s no use goin" on," said the Sergeant, somewhat more earnestly, his eye may be smarting a little, "we"re bound to go through it if it takes the hair off." The women squatted about on the beds, down-hearted enough.
"And through it we went, getting five more sabres and belts, and two Sharp"s rifles complete in that side, and a cavalry saddle, holsters with army pistols, bridles, and a rifled musket, in the other side; all bran new. There was nothing in the lower story or cellar.
"When I showed Rosy our plunder--and it hadn"t to be taken to his tent either--when he heard of it, he came out as anxious and pleased as any of the boys,--he was a General interested in our luck more than his own pay,--he clapped me on the shoulder right before my men, and all the officers and men looking on, and said: "Captain, you"re a regular trump.
Three cheers, boys, for the Captain and company." And as he started them himself, the boys did give "em, too. "Captain, you"ll not be forgotten--be easy on that point." And I was easy, until a fit of sickness that I got put my fortune for the time out of Rosy"s hands. The men never forgot that trip. The Sergeant often said though, it was the only trip he wasn"t altogether pleased with, because, I suppose, his black eye was a standing joke."
Just then, a sentinel"s hail and the reply, "Grand Rounds," "Field Officer of the day," hurried the Captain off, and the crowd to their posts.
CHAPTER VIII.
_The Reconnoissance--Shepherdstown--Punch and Patriotism--Private Tom on West Point and Southern Sympathy--The Little Irish Corporal on John Mitchel--A Skirmish--Hurried Dismounting of the Dutch Doctor and Chaplain--Battle of Falling Waters not intended--Story of the Little Irish Corporal--Patterson"s Folly, or Treason._
An old German writer has said that "six months are sufficient to accustom an individual to any change in life." As he might fairly be supposed to have penned this for German readers and with the fixed habits and feelings of a German, if true at all, it ought to hold good the world over. As we are more particularly interested in camps at present, we venture the a.s.sertion that six weeks will make a soldier weary of any camp. With our Sharpsburg camp, however, perhaps this feeling was a.s.sisted by the consciousness so frequently manifested in the conversation of the men that the army should be on the move.
Hundreds of relatives and friends had taken advantage of the proximity of the camp to a railroad station to pay us a visit, and with them of course came eatables--not in the army rations--and delicacies of all kinds prepared by thoughtful heads and willing hands at home. Not unfrequently the marquees of the officers were occupied by their families, who, in their enjoyment of the novelties of camp life, the drills, and dress parades of the regiment, treasured up for home consumption, brilliant recollections of the sunny side of war. All this, to say nothing of the scenery, the shade of the wood, that from the peculiar position of the camp, so gratefully from early noon extended itself, until at the hour for dress parade the regiment could come to the usual "parade rest" entirely in the shade. But the roads were good, the weather favorable, the troops effective, and the inactivity was a "ghost that would not down" in the sight of men daily making sacrifices for the speedy suppression of the Rebellion. The matter was constantly recurring for discussion in the shelter tent as well as in the marquees, in all its various forms. A great nation playing at war when its capital was threatened, and its existence endangered. A struggle in which inert power was upon one side, and all the earnestness of deadly hatred and blind fanaticism upon the other. An enemy vulnerable in many ways, and no matter how many loyal lives were lost, money expended by the protraction of the war, but to be a.s.sailed in one. But why multiply? Ten thousand reasons might be a.s.signed why a military leader, without an aggressive policy of warfare, unwilling to employ fully the resources committed to him, should not succeed in the suppression of a Rebellion.
The nation suffered much in the treason that used its high position to cloak the early rebel movement to arms, and delayed our own preparations; but more in the incapacity or half-heartedness that made miserable use of the rich materials so spontaneously furnished.
In the improvement of the Regiment the delay at the Sharpsburg camp was not lost. The limited ground was well used, and Company and Battalion drills steadily persevered in, brought the Regiment to a proficiency rarely noticed in regiments much longer in the field.
"Three days" cooked rations, sixty rounds of ammunition, and under arms at four in the morning. How do you like the smack of that, Tom?"
"It smacks of war," says Tom, "and it"s high time." The first speaker had doffed the gown of the student in his senior year, greatly against the wishes of parents and friends, to don the livery of Uncle Sam. One would scarcely have recognised in the rough sunburned countenance, surmounted by a closely fitting cap, once blue but now almost red, and not from the blood of any battle-field--in the course slovenly worn blue blouse pantaloons, unevenly suspended, and wide unblacked army shoes, the well dressed, graceful accomplished student that commended himself to almost universal admiration among the young ladies of his acquaintance. The second speaker, thinking that a more opportune war had never occurred to demand the silence of the law amid resounding arms, had left his desk in an attorney"s office, shelved his Blackstone, and with a courage that never flinched in the field of strife or in toilsome marches where it can perhaps be subjected to a severer test, had thoroughly shown that the resolution with which he committed himself to the war was one upon which no backward step would be taken. They were old friends, and fast messmates. Their little dog-tent, as the shelter tents were called, had heard from each many an earnest wish that their letters might smell of powder.
The feeling then with which George uttered this piece of news, and the joy of Tom as he heard it, can be appreciated.
"What authority have you, George?"
"Old Pigeon-hole"s. I heard him, while on duty about his Head-quarters to-day, tell a Colonel, that the move had been ordered; that the War Department had been getting uncommonly anxious, and that it interfered with certain examinations he was making into very important papers."
"I"ll warrant it. I would like to see any move in a forward direction that would not interfere with some arrangement of his. His moves are on paper, and a paper General is just about as valuable to the country as a paper blockade."
"Is the movement general?"
"I think it is."
"Of course then it interferes. George, did you ever hear any patriotism about those Head-quarters? You have been a great deal about them."
"No, but I have seen a good deal of punch in that neighborhood."
"I"ll warrant it--more punch than patriotism. A great state of affairs this. There are too many of these half-hearted Head-quarters in the army. They ought to be cleaned out, and I believe that before this campaign is through it will be done. If it is not done, the country is lost."
"Country lost! why of course; that is almost admitted about that establishment. They say we may be able to pen them up, and as they don"t say any more they must think that is about all. I heard a young officer--a Regular--who seems to be intimate up there say: that there was no use of talking--that men that fought the way the Southerners--he didn"t use the word Rebels--did, could not be conquered,--that they were too much for our men, etc., etc. I could have kicked the shoulder-strapped coward or traitor, may be both, but if I had, old Pigeon-hole would have had a military execution for the benefit of the Volunteers in short order. And then he strutted, talking treason and squirting tobacco juice--and all the while our Government supporting the scoundrel. West Point was on his outside, but his conversation and vacant look told me plainly enough that outside of a Government position the squirt had not brains enough to gain a day"s subsistence. But he"s one of Pigey"s "my Regulars," and to us Volunteers he can put himself on his dignity with a "_Procul_, _Procul_, _este Profani_.""