"As to master fox, he was making off first of anybody, leaving his friends in the lurch; but Grumpy-growly saw him, and catching him by the ear, made him confess all the mischief he had been about that morning; and as soon as he had finished, Grumpy-growly gave him one good hug, which killed him as dead as a coffin nail.
"After the grand battle was over, Grumpy-growly marshalled the three cubs before him, hanging their heads, and looking perfectly miserable with shame and fatigue, and started off to find t.i.tehugge; scolding and beating them all the way for their naughty conduct, though they were punished enough already; for Longclawse and Bushyball had gone to the election, where they had been well pummelled by a shoulder-hitting baboon, because they insisted on voting for Douglas as the beariest fellow on the ticket, and afterward met by their father, who gave them another thrashing for daring to come out without leave, and dragged them howling away. Stubtails ears were torn into ribbons, his head bleeding in twenty places, and unfortunately no "Balm of the Blooming Blossoms of Gilead" to put on it, and, in short, the whole party looked as if they had been at an Irish funeral and nearly been made "cold corpuses"
themselves. After a long hunt, they at last found t.i.tehugge stuck fast where the fox had left him, and now the puzzle was to get him out. The three brothers all tried in vain, and at last Grumpy-growly caught hold of t.i.tehugge"s tail, Longclawse of Grumpy-growly"s, Stubtail of Longclawse"s, and Bushyball of Stubtail"s, and they all pulled and tugged together; ouf! ouf! altogether now! one, two, three, Pop! out came t.i.tehugge, and out came his tail, too! and the five bears rolled head over heels together in such a hurley-burley, that it was a long time before they could get straight enough to start for home; and when they _did_ get there, Grumpy-growly put up the big log again, and put a big stone on top of that, and a hundred pound weight on top of that, and _one_ of those home-made pies we used to have at boarding school on top of _that_, which proved the heaviest of the lot, and if they ever happened to get out of prison again, it is more than I know."
Thus ended the wonderful story of the five bears, which gave great amus.e.m.e.nt to the hearers, and was p.r.o.nounced "first rate." Pretty soon after, they had a scrambling sort of tea, not quite as orderly as dinner, for they were all tired out with the day"s adventures; and about seven o"clock, George, who, as I told you, was the oldest of the party, sensibly proposed that the regiment should go "early to bed," on the principle of the old maxim, and in order to be "early to rise," after the example of real soldiers.
As they were not quite certain what were the usual ceremonies attendant upon soldiers" retiring, Freddy undertook to "do the thing up brown," as he said, in a novel and delightfully military manner. So, taking his place about a dozen yards in advance of the camp, and standing as stiff as a ramrod, just as he had seen the officers do at West Point, he called out "Battalion, attention!"
At these words, the regiment strung themselves in a long line, like so many kibobs on a straw, with their captains standing in front. "Now, Captain Livingston, dismiss your company to quarters," and off marched the first company, four "men" strong, toward the tents; then the next four, and so on, until all had gone, and then came posting back again without the smallest delay.
Colonel Freddy was obediently following his own orders by dismissing himself, with a sublime disregard of rank, when Peter suddenly called out, "I say, Fred, there"s one thing you"ve forgotten!"
"What is that?" asked Freddy, stopping short.
"Why, we ought to have a guard. You know they always do in camps."
"To be sure! I never thought of that. Come, fellows, the safety of Camp McClellan must be looked out for."
"Very well, suppose you begin!" laughed Jimmy.
"Hum, I"m the Colonel; Colonels can"t be sentinels."
"But I want to go to bed!" objected Will Costar.
"Well, I love my country, but I think the country had better turn in too!" said Harry. "What business has the country to be awake and getting into mischief in the middle of the night?"
"Voted," cried Peter, "that the guard be mounted, but that it shall go to bed as soon as it gets sleepy!"
"Good for you! that"s the way to fix it!" said Colonel Freddy. "Now then, boys, who"ll turn out?" and two of the gallant Zouaves being posted, one on each side of the camp, the others produced their nightgowns (which, by their special entreaty, had been crammed into the little knapsacks), and with several hair breadth escapes from having one or two of the tents pitched over, as the occupants incautiously ran against the poles, the regiment after, I am glad to say, a most sincere and earnest repet.i.tion of their prayers, fell into the sweet sound sleep of happy childhood; while the guard, after prancing up and down about ten minutes, concluded to follow their example, as there was nothing particular in the way of an enemy to look out for.
Ah! how charming looked now the little encampment, with the full radiance of the harvest moon streaming over the white tents, standing gleamingly out from the dark background of trees. No sound but the chirpings of insects could be heard; nothing moved about the spot but the flag, stirring dreamily in the summer breeze. And now the wind springs fresher up; it catches the bright folds, and they flash out in full view. G.o.d bless you, glorious old banner! floating there over as loyal, though boyish hearts, as ever beat in the midnight camp of the Army of Freedom.
END OF VOL. I.
VOL II.
CHAPTER I.
BELLIGERENT POWERS.
TUESDAY morning dawned "as clear as a bell," as an old lady once said, and the Dashahed Zouaves, if not exactly up with the sun, were awake and stirring at a much earlier hour than usual; and after a rather more careful washing and brushing than soldiers usually indulge in, a.s.sembled on the lawn, looking as bright as their own b.u.t.tons.
"What fun it is to be soldiers!" cried a little lisping fellow, one of the privates. "I only wish thome Southerners would come along now, and you"d thee how I"d _thmash_ "em."
"Bravo, Louie!" said Harry, laughing; "I dare say, if we were to go to the wars, you"d keep on fighting the battles of your country till you were chopped into inch bits!"
"And pickled! I expect to be made Lieutenant-general, Commander-in-chief, Colonel, Major, Captain, Lieutenant, Sergeant Hamilton at the very least!"
"Pooh! that"s nothing to the feats of bravery I intend to perform!"
cried Peter. "In my first battle I shall capture a 2,000-pound columbiad with one hand tied behind me, and carry it home for a paper weight!"
"While I"m charging a regiment of mounted infantry single handed, and making them throw away their swords, and pistols, and things, and run for that "last ditch" of theirs double quick!" said Will Costar, laughing; "but here comes breakfast, I"m happy to say. It strikes me camping out makes a fellow awful hungry, as well as no end of brave."
A servant who had been sent from the house with breakfast materials, now approached, and the table being laid, the soldiers drew their camp stools around it; Colonel Freddy sitting at the head and pouring out coffee with great gravity. Everything was going on smoothly enough, when Harry tilted the tray on one side, and Charley knocked his elbow on the other, and away went the coffee to the very end of the table!
"Charley," exclaimed the Colonel, severely, "what do you mean, sir? I"ll have you put in arrest if you don"t look out!"
"Who"ll put me there?"
"Me!" shouted Peter. "I"m the boy to manage refractories. You"ll see how I will come after you with a sharp stick--bayonet, I mean--and put you in arrest like that!" snapping his fingers.
"By the way, when we"ve caught our rebels, where is the prison to be?"
asked Jimmy.
"Why, in the smoke house. There"s a patent spring bolt on the door--father had it fixed the last time we had hams made; and if anybody was once in there, they"d never get out in the world, unless they could draw themselves fine like a wire and squeeze through the chimney."
"We"ll take care to keep out of it, then!" said Charley; "so, Colonel, I beg pardon for tilting the biggin--I didn"t mean to do it so much--really!"
"I, too!" cried Harry; "shake hands, old chap!"
Good-tempered Freddy, always ready to "make up," caught a hand of each of his comrades, and breakfast went on amicably.
Now, there lived in the house an old English man servant named Jerry Pike. He had formerly been a groom and attendant on Peter"s uncle, Major Schermerhorn, and volunteered in the army at the time of the war with Mexico, that he might follow his dear master, whom he had served and loved ever since the Major was a mere boy. He had fought bravely beside him in many a hard battle, and, for his gallant conduct, been promoted to the rank of sergeant. When the hand of death removed that kind master, Mr. Schermerhorn had gladly taken Jerry to his own house, and promised him that should be his home as long as he lived. So now, like a gallant old war horse, who has a fresh green paddock, and lives in clover in his infirm age, Jerry not only stood at ease, but lived at ease; and worked or not as he felt disposed.
When breakfast was over, Peter suddenly cried out, "I say, fellows, suppose we employ ourselves by having a drill! You know old Jerry that I told you about? I"ll ask him to give us a lesson!"
"Yes! that will be grand fun!" said Freddy. "Do go and find him, Peter; I should really like to learn how to drill as the soldiers do; so when General McClellan comes along, he"ll admire us as much as the English General, old Sir Goutby Slogo, did the Seventh Regiment when they paraded before the Prince. "Really, most extraordinary style of marching these American troops have," said he, "most hequal to the "Orse Guards and the Hoxford Blues coming down Regent street!""
Meanwhile, Peter had scampered off to the house, and in a short time returned with a comical-looking little old man, dressed in faded regimentals.
He touched his cap to the boys as he approached, in military style, and then drew himself up so very stiff and straight, awaiting their orders, that, as Freddy whispered to Tom, it was a perfect wonder he didn"t snap short off at the waist.
"Now, Jerry," began the Colonel, "we want you to give us a _real_ drill, you know, just as you used to learn."
"Yes, a regular one!" chimed in the rest; "we"ll run for our guns."
"Not fur your fust drill, I reckon, genl"men. You"ll do bad enough without "em, hech, hech!" cackled Jerry.
"Very well--come begin then, Jerry!" cried impatient Will.
"Are ye all ready?"
"Yes, and waiting."