Regal

"That"s your pet slime that was worried for her stupid master and afterwards got completely ignored by said idiot" -Emilia

*cough* I take my little slime and hug her "There, there it"s okay now Sl... what"s her name again?"

"..." x5

"Ah, who cares I"ll call you Pochi for now"

*sigh* x4

"Papa, did that bad lizard hit your head too hard?" Amy asks with honest concern

"Cough cough, I was just joking, I remember my pet"s name, it was... Yellow!"

"..." x5

"System did I get brain damage from the dragon"s attack?"

SYSTEM PROMPT

Negative, Host"s mental capacity actually improved after the amplified healing by a minuscule amount > END

Black line appear on your head as you say in your mind

"System increase my INT 10 times"

SYSTEM PROMPT

Host"s request impossible, you can"t multiply zero > END

"I thought you said it increased a little bit?! Did I get brain damage after all?!"

SYSTEM PROMPT

Affirmative INT increased from negative > Negative, all brain functions are working normally > END

"How am I even able to think with INT 0..."

SYSTEM PROMPT

Responding, User"s current action are driven purely by conscious instinct, would you like to unseal INT? > END

"WHY IS IT SEALED IN THE FIRST PLACE?!" You end up yelling

SYSTEM PROMPT

Responding, As per Protocol 70, Section 1, User"s mental capacity reduced for a better adaptation to soul reincarnation > END

"If you are such an almighty system, why did I need adaption in the first place?"

SYSTEM PROMPT

Responding, adaptation unnecessary, Protocol 70, Section 1 manually created by User purely from curiosity, adaptation seems to be the excuse used to bypa.s.s other Protocols > END

"What the f.u.c.k was I thinking... Anyway unseal it already..."

SYSTEM PROMPT

Unsealing INT... > INT set to User"s previous life"s value > END

You feel like your head is starting to clear up and... not much of a difference beyond that

"System, are you sure you unsealed it properly?"

SYSTEM PROMPT

"Affirmative, INT levels set to 350 (common INT stat: 70) > END

"Oh, makes sense I guess, what are the girls INT stat btw?"

SYSTEM PROMPT

Responding, Emilia 980, Elfina 533, Diana 643, Amy > ERROR > INT level incalculable > Skipping Procedure... > Pochi 350 > END

*Pop* A vein pops on your forehead

"How the f*** is my INT at a slime"s level?"

SYSTEM PROMPT

Responding, because of t.i.tle "The First" (0.0000000000000000000001% possibility of appearing), Pochi synchronized with you in certain areas, synchronization level: 80% > END

"Huh, synchronization? Apraisal"

Name: Pochi (Changed from Pochi)

Owner: Parcell (Regal)

Gender: Female

Age: 1 week

Species: Half-G.o.ddess Slime

MP: 10,000/10,000

Level 5

Cla.s.sification: A (Potential: SSS)

Skills: Basic Slime-G.o.ddess Skillset, Half-G.o.ddess Martial Arts Lv.1

Magic: All-Attributes Magic Lv.1, Neutral Magic Lv.1, Magic Control Lv1, Appraisal Lv.1, Tamer Lv.1, Multilingualism Lv.1

Special: Half-G.o.ddess Slime Physique

t.i.tles: The First, The Only Slime Half-G.o.ddess in existence, CREATOR"s Pet.

Basic Slime-G.o.ddess Skillset

Slime can no longer split on its own.

Other functions currently Sealed.

Half-G.o.ddess Martial Arts Lv.1

Female version of Parcell"s Martial Arts

Half-G.o.ddess Slime Physique

Female version of Parcell"s Physique

As you see Pochi"s stats your mouth hangs open and you blankly stare at it for a few second before snapping out of it "Why does it look so OP all of a sudden?"

As you see the "Changed from Pochi" text you blush profusely inwardly but keep a straight face outwards "F*** i, I already changed it once, might as well change it again!"

You take Pochi in your arms and as you look straight into her eyes (or where it would be is she had any, probably) you prepare to yell out yet "another" *cough* name when Pochi starts shining all of the sudden causing you to close your eyes

SYSTEM PROMPT

SynchronizationComplete > END

"Ah!" some of the girls exclaim in surprise at the sudden change

"Master!"

You hear a sweet girls voice and as you feel something soft in your arms, you open your eyes only to see an extremely beatiful girl about 17-18 looking at you with upturned eyes... all naked

You squeeze a ball-shaped "softness"

"Ah, Master! Not here!"

"..."

*Squeeze*

"MNNH!"

"Put some clothes on her already! KONO BAKAAA PAPA/SWINDLER/COMMONER/PARCELL!" The girl scream at the same time

"..."

You look straight into her eyes *Squeeze* "Ah!", as you try to understand *Boing* "NO!" that, that and the thing *squish* *Sniff* "Master, will you take me here?" she asks you with a pitiful look and big tearful eyes and as your dark desires take over you- *BAM* *BOOM* *KABOOM*

...lose consciousness (again) due to some "light" hits from unknown sources

As you drift into darkness you think you hear something

"KONO BAKA PARCELL/PAPA/SWINDLER/COMMONER!!!"

"MASTER! TAKE POCHI!"

"Must be your imagination..."