Chapter 767: Oh No, It’s the Feeling of Being Moved
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Fang Yusheng was so angry that the veins on his forehead were throbbing. He said, “Do you want to be beaten?”
Fang Zikai pursed his lips and looked at his mother anxiously. He praised her, “The most beautiful little fairy, I want to dance with you. May I have the honor?” With that said, he let go of his father and bowed gentlemanly to Qiao Jiusheng.
Qiao Jiusheng did not know whether to laugh or cry.
She bent down and put one of her hands on the little boy’s. “Of course, my little prince,” she said.
Fang Yusheng was chased out of the dance floor by his son and wife.
He walked out of the dance floor with a sullen expression and sat beside Fang Zicheng. Fang Zicheng looked at him sympathetically. Seeing that his father was really pitiful, he even patted Fang Yusheng’s thigh seriously and comforted him. “Dad, don’t be angry. You’ll get used to it.”
Fang Yusheng looked at his eldest son bitterly and was puzzled. Why was Fang Zicheng so sensible even though they were both his and Qiao Jiusheng’s children? Was Fang Zikai so annoying?
The music sounded, especially cheerful.
Qiao Jiusheng held Fang Zikai’s hands and bent down to dance with her son on the dance floor.
Fang Zikai was in high spirits, so he simply let go of Qiao Jiusheng’s hands, raised his left hand, and placed his right hand on his waist. He stood at the same spot and twisted his b.u.t.tocks. Although he was fat, his small b.u.t.tocks were swaying very vigorously. When he realized that there was a little fellow dancing on the dance floor, the adults stopped their actions tacitly.
They surrounded Fang Zikai in the middle. Fang Zikai enjoyed the feeling of being noticed. However, it was not enough to twist his waist. He even started to shake his head and stomp his feet.
The little kid, who was not even as tall as a person’s thigh, danced innocently and cutely. It made people laugh uncontrollably.
Zhuang Long looked at it happily and took out his phone to record it.
Qiao Jiusheng stopped dancing. She stood at the side and gently stomped her feet, even patting Fang Zikai.
Fang Yusheng was also standing in the crowd. Fang Zicheng sat on his father’s shoulder. He felt embarra.s.sed when he saw the ball of fat in front of him shaking his head and shaking his b.u.t.t. Fang Zicheng could not help but cover his eyes, feeling that this scene was too embarra.s.sing.
Zhuang Long recorded the video and sent it to the OK group.
Zhuang Long: [Keep them all. When Kai Kai grows up, let him look back on his dark history.]
The kind Fang Yusheng could not help but click on the saved video. He was afraid that he would delete it accidentally when he cleaned his phone and even made a backup.
After Fang Zikai finished dancing, he was covered in sweat.
Seeing that his uncles and aunties were clapping for him, he bowed gentlemanly and arrogantly like a proud king. Fang Yusheng’s lips twitched and he scolded, “Embarra.s.sing little thing.”
Fang Zikai had long unb.u.t.toned his suit. When he saw his brother sitting on his father’s shoulder, he ran over and hugged Fang Yusheng’s thigh. “Dad, I want to sit on your shoulder too.”
Fang Yusheng gave him a disdainful look.
“No.” Fang Yusheng rejected Fang Zikai’s request clearly.
Fang Zikai was stunned for a moment. He complained loudly to Fang Yusheng, “Why? If Brother can sit, why can’t I? This is unfair! Unfair!”
Fang Yusheng sneered and replied, “Your brother won’t s.n.a.t.c.h my wife.”
Fang Zikai was stunned.
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Fang Yusheng added, “Those who s.n.a.t.c.h my wife, regardless of age or gender, will be my sworn enemies.”
Fang Zikai realized that his father was telling the truth. He ran to Qiao Jiusheng aggrievedly and fell into her arms. “Mom, Dad doesn’t love me anymore. He doesn’t even let me sit on his shoulder.”
Qiao Jiusheng knew that Fang Yusheng was angry and found it funny. In order to comfort her second son, she said, “How about this? Mom will carry you!”
“Okay!”
Qiao Jiusheng asked Zhuang Long to carry Fang Zikai and let him sit on her shoulder.
Fang Zikai spread his legs and had just sat on Qiao Jiusheng’s shoulder when he realized that Fang Yusheng was walking over. Fang Yusheng glanced at Qiao Jiusheng and Fang Zikai and said, “Nonsense!” His tone was a little harsh.
Qiao Jiusheng was stunned and felt puzzled. “It’s not like I haven’t carried him before…” She had also carried Fang Zicheng and his brother like this in the past.
Fang Yusheng said, “You’re not on your period this month. If you’re pregnant…”
Upon hearing this, Qiao Jiusheng’s expression changed immediately.
Fang Yusheng lifted Fang Zikai from Qiao Jiusheng’s shoulder into his arms and said to Fang Zikai unhappily, “Climb onto my shoulder yourself.”
Fang Zikai climbed onto Fang Yusheng’s shoulder and refused to come down.
Fang Zikai was much heavier than Fang Zicheng. He was only three years old, but he was already 34 pounds. Fang Zicheng was only 28 pounds, which was the standard weight. Fang Yusheng carried the two little fellows to the sofa, and Qiao Jiusheng obediently followed behind him.
Qiao Jiusheng looked up and saw Fang Zikai’s chubby figure. Her heart ached for Fang Yusheng.
She asked Fang Yusheng, “Is he very heavy?”
Fang Yusheng said, “It’s alright.”
Qiao Jiusheng quickened her pace and stuck close to Fang Yusheng’s back. She poked Fang Yusheng’s back with her index finger.
Fang Yusheng stopped in his tracks. He did not turn around and only asked her, “What are you doing?”
“If it’s very heavy, you can put them down.” Qiao Jiusheng could not bear to let Fang Yusheng be too tired.
Fang Yusheng’s expression softened.
He thought of something and suddenly asked, “How much do you weigh now?” Qiao Jiusheng was stunned and did not know why he was asking this. She answered honestly, “102 pounds.” Although her weight had exceeded 100 pounds, Qiao Jiusheng’s figure was good and looked very healthy and s.e.xy.
Fang Yusheng nodded.
He continued walking. A moment later, Qiao Jiusheng heard him say, “Guess how much happiness weights.”
Qiao Jiusheng tilted her head and asked, “How heavy?”
“Guess.”
Qiao Jiusheng thought for a while and said, “A thousand pounds?”
Fang Yusheng found it funny. He shook his head and said, “At this moment, it’s 164 pounds.”
Upon hearing this, Qiao Jiusheng was really confused.
She did not understand what this meant.
Qiao Jiusheng asked shamelessly, “What did you say? How did you calculate it?”
Fang Yusheng laughed and called her silly before explaining what 164 pounds meant. “You and the two children, are exactly 164 pounds.” He suddenly stopped in his tracks and tilted his head back. He looked sideways at Qiao Jiusheng behind him and said, “The three of you are my happiness.”
Bang bang—
Oh no, it was the feeling of being moved!
After waiting for a long time without hearing Qiao Jiusheng’s reply, Fang Yusheng raised his eyebrows and continued walking forward with his two sons on his shoulders. Qiao Jiusheng regained her senses and quickly chased after him. She followed behind Fang Yusheng like a little tail and looked at the father and sons in front of her with satisfaction.
She poked Fang Yusheng’s waist again.
Fang Yusheng asked in confusion, “Huh?”
Qiao Jiusheng said sternly, “Fang Yusheng, can you stop flirting with me?”
Fang Yusheng laughed. “You’re welcome to flirt with me anytime.”