Chapter 640 Walking the Babies and the Dog
Ji Yinbing took the dumplings and sniffed them. She said to Yan Nuo, “Smells good.”
Yan Nuo ate one and said, “It’s hot.”
Aunt Jin said, “It’s delicious only if it’s hot.”
She was no longer afraid of this scary-looking fool.
Aunt Jin scooped six dumplings for each of the two little fellows. When they woke up, she brought them to them. Fang Zicheng did not like to eat dumplings because he once ate dumplings and bit a coin. His teeth hurt for a few days. Fang Zikai’s appet.i.te was not small. After he finished his dumplings, he saw that Fang Zicheng had only eaten two and a thought arose in his heart.
Fang Zikai walked to Fang Zicheng’s side with a smile and tugged at his brother’s sleeve.
His brother turned to look at him, his face expressionless and silent.
Fang Zikai was already used to his brother’s coldness. He raised his bowl and pouted. “I’m not full.”
Fang Zicheng looked at his bowl and then at his own bowl. Then, he threw the few dumplings in his bowl into Fang Zikai’s bowl. Fang Zikai raised his bowl and kowtowed to Fang Zicheng respectfully. “Thank you, Master.”
Fang Zicheng stared at his dramatic younger brother and was silent for a moment before saying, “Idiot.”
The r.e.t.a.r.ded brother held the bowl and ate happily.
After the meal, they were about to go to the supermarket to buy New Year goods. When they went out, Fang Zikai had a few sweets in his pocket. Fang Yusheng did not allow them to eat too many snacks in their lives. Ji Yinbing had bought this candy two days ago, and Fang Zikai could only eat three sweets a day.
They were all chocolate.
When he went out, he took six chocolates. On the way to the supermarket, he, Fang Zicheng, and Qi Bufan were in a car. Qi Bufan was driving in front, and the two little fellows were sitting in child seats. Fang Zikai held the chocolate in his palm and said to Fang Zicheng, “Brother, I brought chocolate. Do you want some?”
“Yeah.”
Fang Zicheng chose some chocolate and finally chose a heart-shaped chocolate.
Fang Zikai chuckled and picked a sweet chocolate and threw it into his mouth. He put the other four chocolate in his pocket naturally and skillfully. Fang Zikai narrowed his eyes and leaned against the back of the car seat. His words were filled with sweetness. “In the future, I must find a woman who knows how to make chocolate.”
Qi Bufan chuckled.
Fang Zicheng thought about it seriously before saying, “It’s difficult.”
“Huh?” Fang Zikai asked him. “Why is it difficult?”
Fang Zicheng poked Fang Zikai’s head with a chubby little finger and said, “Firstly, if you want to find a wife, you have to have a smart brain. Just this point alone makes you lose.”
Fang Zikai’s eyes darted around for a long time before he roared angrily, “You think I’m stupid again!”
Fang Zicheng did not understand why his brother was angry.
He looked out of the window and thought: I just told the truth.
When they reached the supermarket, the two little fellows jumped out of the car one after another. Fang Zikai rushed into Qiao Jiusheng’s arms and reported to Fang Zicheng. Qiao Jiusheng looked at her brother silently. The brother touched his nose and said, “He ate five pieces of chocolate today.”
Upon hearing this, Fang Zikai looked at Fang Zicheng in shock.
You’re really my biological brother!
Fang Yusheng’s face darkened. He asked Fang Zikai, “Is what your brother said true?”
Fang Zikai quickly shook his head. “No, I only ate three. Brother and I each had three.”
Fang Yusheng was skeptical. Fang Zicheng added, “You can search his pockets.”
The chocolate wrapping paper was very beautiful. Fang Zikai had recently had a hobby of collecting candy paper. After eating the chocolate, he could not bear to throw the candy paper away and pocketed it all. Upon hearing this, Fang Zikai quickly reached into his pocket, took out the candy paper from his pocket, and threw it behind him.
Then, he spread his hands and said to Fang Yusheng, “Not a single one.”
He was blatantly pus.h.i.+ng the blame. Fang Yusheng was angry and amused. He controlled his strength and punched Fang Zikai’s shoulder weakly. Then, he said, “I originally planned to buy some more candy for you, but forget it.”
Fang Zikai immediately pulled a long face.
Qiao Jiusheng could not stand it anymore and said, “Alright, stop fooling around. Go in.”
The Lunar New Year was approaching, and there were many people in the supermarket. Fang Zikai was also very mischievous. Qiao Jiusheng was afraid that the two children would get lost, so she always placed two child ropes in her bag when she went out. Before entering the supermarket, Qiao Jiusheng handcuffed Fang Zikai and Fang Zicheng. The rope also had a GPS and distress system. It was especially expensive, but it was also especially useful.
Fang Zikai tugged at the handcuffs on his wrists and said to Qiao Jiusheng, “Why do I feel that this looks like you’re walking a dog?” On the way to the supermarket today, he had seen someone holding their dog like this.
Qiao Jiusheng touched Fang Zikai’s head and said, “You’re Mom’s little dog.”
Fang Zikai clicked his tongue.
Fang Zicheng also glanced at Qiao Jiusheng and said softly, “I’m not a dog.” After a pause, he said, “I’m your Iron Egg.”
Qiao Jiusheng was speechless for a long time before she changed her words. “Alright, alright. You’re my Iron Egg. He’s my Quiet.”
The mother and sons walked in front while chatting and laughing. Fang Yusheng pushed the shopping cart and followed behind. When he heard their conversation, he felt warm. Even his heart felt warm. As he chose the goods, he recalled some things from his previous life.
At this moment, a sweet child’s voice sounded in his mind. “Dad, are you very happy now?”
Fang Yusheng was stunned for a moment before remembering that he still had a time wis.h.i.+ng machine in his mind.
He stopped in his tracks and communicated with the thing with his mind. “Speak properly. Why are you shouting?”
The wis.h.i.+ng machine said, “Master, I want a father too.”
“You’ll have to ask your mother.”
The wis.h.i.+ng machine fell silent before saying, “My mother is Qiao Jiusheng. If you’re willing to let me call others Dad, that’s not impossible.”
Fang Yu was so angry that he wanted to laugh.
At this moment, the wis.h.i.+ng machine suddenly fell silent. Fang Yusheng thought that it had switched off its phone. About two to three minutes later, the wis.h.i.+ng machine spoke again. “Dad, I think Brother Iron Egg can sense me.” Fang Yusheng looked at Iron Egg Fang
Fang Zicheng was holding a packet of brown sugar and looking at Fang Yusheng. He tilted his head and stared at Fang Yusheng’s head.
Fang Yusheng hoped that Iron Egg Fang would not see it.
At this moment, Fang Zicheng walked over. He stood in front of Fang Yusheng, raised his head, and asked Fang Yusheng, “Dad, why is that ball of light in your mind talking?”
This was a good question.
This question stumped Fang Yusheng.
Fang Yusheng asked the wis.h.i.+ng machine with his mind, “Why can you speak?”
The wis.h.i.+ng machine said in a confused tone, “I… I don’t know either.”
“What is it?” Fang Zicheng raised his hand and wanted Fang Yusheng to carry him. Fang Yusheng carried him and stared at Fang Yusheng’s head. He said in a deep voice, “Come out.”
Fang Yusheng’s head suddenly hurt. Then, he heard the time wis.h.i.+ng machine shout, “Ahhh! Dad, it hurts so much…” Fang Zicheng grabbed the time wis.h.i.+ng machine out of Fang Yusheng’s head.