Jiro laid in bed getting ready to go to sleep. He remembered what he mouthed to Jiraiya and then he grinned. If Fugaku saw it, he would recognize that it was the kind of grin that promised pain of untold proportions.Jiraiya let a grin spread across his face as he sped towards the women"s baths. He could remember what Jiro mouthed to him word for word. "women bath" "Sat.u.r.day morning" "9 to 10" "hole" "last fence" left". Naturally this meant that the women"s bath would be available on Sat.u.r.day morning from 9 to 10. There would also be a hole in the last fence from the left.
Jiraiya checked one more time to make sure he had all his tools for his research. He was thinking about starting to make pictures for research purpose. Just thinking about it made blood start to leak out his nose. Jiraiya quickly sniffed to suck the blood back up and he began to stealthily crawl towards the fence while making sure that there were no ninjas that might catch him. Unfortunately for him, he did not notice that Jiro was trailing behind him with his sharingan active, ready to cast a Genjutsu.
Jiraiya heard water splashing about along with some moans coming from the bath house making him shiver in delight as well as antic.i.p.ation. As he slowly peaked into the baths through the fence, he saw the glorious sight of b.o.o.bs and a.s.ses. Except those b.o.o.bs and a.s.ses did not belong to a female.
Man b.o.o.bs were being caressed by one man like it was a treasure. Another man was slowly rubbing his calloused hand across the man"s a.s.s. Finally, there was a union within the baths of not Yin and Yang, but of Yang and a.s.s. The threesome between the men continued as Jiraiya looked on in shock and horror, he was completely exposed to the world of the seme and the uke.
Jiraiya quickly vanished using the body flicker technique. When he landed on the ground of his apartment, he desperately crawled to the toilet in order to empty his guts. After throwing up, he quickly opened his secret stash of liberated clothing, specifically the clothes of females.
While sniffing the used clothes of Kunoichi and generally looking like a super pervert, Jiraiya finally recovered from the mental damage he suffered. Jiro was inside Jiraiya"s house while he was sniffing pantsu and Jiro was disappointed at how quickly Jiraiya recovered.While trying to rid himself of those memories, Jiraiya thought he might of heard something familiar in that cacophony of noise. He had heard a "harder sarutobi sensei!".
Jiraiya quickly gained his bearings in light of this unexpected piece of knowledge. Jiraiya knew that they were the only team that sensei taught so that meant whoever was inside was Orochimaru or Tsunade. Jiraiya would recognize his princess anywhere so that meant Orochimaru was inside. Even though it would be nice to confront orochiteme about his s.e.xual orientation, Jiraiya was much more curious about his sensei.
Eager to discover the truth, Jiraiya quickly took off. He did not notice Jiro who continued to trail him several meters behind. Even though Jiro thought the show was over, he was curious as to what Jiraiya did on a daily business. As Jiro quickly hid into a shadow while activating his Genjutsu, Jiraiya arrived to the residence of the Senju clan to fetch Tsunade.
After informing Tsunade of everything that happened in the last hour or so, Jiraiya got a fist smashed into his head for being a pervert. Tsunade"s gossipy side quickly showed after though as they decided to confront their sensei if he was interested in the same gender. In order to make sure that their sensei was not going to lie, they were planning to confront him in public for maxiumum exposure. As they were rattling on about the plan to "expose" their sensei, Jiro listened from a distance and obvious glee was radiating from his eyes.
Sarutobi was going on a relaxing stroll after going through most of the paper work left in his office. He was planning on rewarding himself a little by stopping for a visit to Biwako when he noticed that Tsunade and Jiraiya were charging towards him while unaware of the little guest behind them. He got ready to scold Tsunade and Jiraiya for not noticing Jiro trailing them, but he noticed the urgent look on the faces of his students so he waited for what they wanted to say.
Jiro dropped into step with Jiraiya and Tsunade, startling them. He wanted to stay behind them the whole time, but he was noticed by the Hokage so he dropped the idea of staying behind them. Jiro then proceeded to greet the Hokage before getting into a comfortable position to enjoy the show that was to come.
Tsunade and Jiraiya paid little mind to Jiro before dashing to their sensei and then loudly announcing:
"Sensei, are you gay?"
Hiruzen coughed in shock at the unexpected question. Right after that question was asked, several Anbu fell out of a tree in shock while a couple other noises of shock followed right after that question. Many citizens gasped in shock and quickly looked at the Hokage before running a small distance. A noticeable, but small circle of citizens were listening in on the conversation.
Other ninja also happened to hear the question. After recovering, Hiruzen obviously answered no, but the damage was done. Many ninja had already left the scene ready to report such news. The following months had many rumors running about regarding the s.e.xual orientation of the Hokage. However the rumors were not limited to Konoha, all the other elemental nations were aware of it giving the G.o.d of Shin.o.bi, the nickname of "G.o.d of Seme".
Jiraiya and Tsunade naturally had to deal with the consequences for asking such a scandalous question in public by going around on at least two D-rank missions for a month. Jiro got off scot free having covered his tracks perfectly as what Jiraiya was a Genjutsu. How Jiro saw such a scene is a question for another time.