***"Choo, choo, choo…" the Author is imitating a train and pa.s.sing by the TV whilst naked, in front of K no less, his partner.
"Choo, choo, choo~ooo" going back and forth, K was truly annoyed by it. A thick vein popped out from her cheek as she asked, "What the f.u.c.k are you doing…"
The Author quickly turned his head, facing her, his brows tilted rapidly. With a weird smile on his face, he said, "Cyber World is coming out soon, baby!"
K paused for a moment, "… Right…"
"What, are you not excited!?"
K clicked her tongue, "I won"t be in it, why should I be excited about it."
"What… that"s so petty."
Another vein popped, "Can"t you just leave already!? I"m watching pewdiepie!"
"Come on, at least say something about the release."
"No"
"Please?"
"I said NO! GET OOOOOOoooooouUUuuuUUUUT!"
The Author tilted, "Tch, fine" he stood up and block the entire view of the TV, "Hah, now you can"t see it! Say it! Say something about the release if you want to continue watching pewds!"
"You,,, I said, get the f.u.c.k out of the away!"
"I won"t!!"
"You little s.h.i.t. Think your limp d.i.c.k worth s.h.i.t? Just leave already!"
"Oiiiiiiiii, I can still jerk off! Watch your mouth, this is going to be in the chapter."
K eyes widened, "Oh, really?"
"Yeah."
"… like, permanent?"
"uhh, yeah."
"…"
"…"
"I see…" K suddenly form a grin, "Small d.i.c.k."
"Nuh!?" the Author shocked as if a thunder just strike him out of nowhere. K kept throwing out words, "His d.i.c.k only a few inches long, and it"s not even thick."
"NUH!!? STOOOPP!!"
"And yet, he let it out in the open, bragging about it."
"STOOOOOOOPPPP"
"Flailing it around like it worth a sausage."
"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!" the Author went and tackled her, but K won"t budge from her seat. "Nngrr" the Author gritted his teeth trying to move her, but couldn"t.
"What, are you purposely doing that to bury your face in my t.i.ts? Wanna see them that badly?"
"Guh, who cares about your t.i.ts!"
K formed another grin and moved her hand to grab the Author"s d.i.c.k, "I think this guy cares" rubbing it up and down, her hand is large enough to grab even his b.a.l.l.s as well.
"Ngh, d.a.m.n you."
"Heh, want me to crush them?"
The Author"s eyes widened, "No wait. I don"t have that fetish anymore!"
Still with a smile so evil, K grasps them even harder. "Hieeee~eee! Stop, stop!!"
Despite the Author yelling in pain, K kept gripping it even harder and harder. "S-S-S-Stop, please, I"m begging you, it, it hurts."
The Author is about to cry in tears, and K stopped because of it.
"…" K paused for a moment and then decided to let it go. The Author felt relieved, "T-Thank you" he turned around and was about to leave, but K suddenly grinned once again.
She quickly moved her feet and kick his b.a.l.l.s so flippin" hard.
*BAM*
"NGHF!" the Author"s eyes widened and then rolled as he fell to the floor.
K formed a smirk and then burst out to a laughter, "Bwahaha, you think I"d believe that, you m.a.s.o.c.h.i.s.tic— Hm?" K thought that the Author would come when she did that, but instead, he pa.s.sed out, and indeed, he"s coming… but from his mouth.
After a few blinks with her eyes, K muttered, "Oh… I thought you were… oh… oh..."
Sweats dripping from her cheek, she took out her wallet and check inside. After a pause, she swallowed her saliva, "Uhh, d-do you think you can wait till next month?"
"…" his mouth"s foam kept flowing on the floor like a river.
"W-Wait, I think we still have some money left. Let me check for it, okay? J-Just hang in there."
K ran with the speed of a bullet train, leaving the Author alone facing the floor.
"…"
The TV kept banging out noises, "FLOOR GANG, HOO! HOO!"
… To be continued in the next part of the volume.
***
Okay, everyone. (G.o.d, I don"t know why I"m still making that, but anyway…)
Thank you very much for patiently waiting for so long, and I"m very sorry, now that I have to ask you… to wait just a little bit longer.
If you haven"t read my P~atreon Page yet or the previous chapter, then let me give you a quick summary. Basically, the Dawn of Magi Volume releases has been postponed and replaced. The one that is going to replace it, was actually just a minor project that is set in between the story of that volume, but turned bigger since I have so much fun with it. Previously known as Volume "Hurdle of All Reality" I changed it into "Cyber World" because it"s less cringy that way.
It will be heavily focused on the real world instead of the game world, featuring new characters and opens up a new plot for the protagonist. I want to balance the two worlds, but it"s impossible because the Fantasy world will always outweigh the other. However, since I found a way to mediate that, I can breathe the sigh of relief because of the regret I made finally laid to rest with the new hotness of Sci-fi elements, and this volume will be it.
I don"t mean the novel will start featuring laser gun or anything like that, I hope you know what I mean. No matter what, that kind of thing will never come out of nowhere *Ahem, A Tracker"s Fate* so, do not worry about that.
Also, because of some reasons, I have to split the volume into two parts. You can view the progress of each part in my P~atreon (About me) Page, but I have to do it, and probably I will do it to all my upcoming volumes from now on. Dawn of Magi has been cut in two parts as well because of how big it is, the first part is at least 4x the sizes of Volume 1, 16x the details, and all-new, Nah I"m just kidding. (That was a reference to Bethesda Fallout 76 reveal btw)
But the size of it is not.
Cyber World Volume is not as big as Dawn of Magi, but it held many important and crucial details in its pocket. The volume will also be heavily focused on Siola herself as a "Protagonist", and for you to get to know her a bit more. Does that seem boring to you? *G.o.dd.a.m.n it of course it is, sorry,* but please give it a chance.
At first, I was using the Tag of Virtual-Reality without really caring much about it, and only wants to tell cool stories of Siola"s adventures in Fantasy World, but… I realized that, I would"ve wasted so much potential of storytelling if I do that. So now, I"m expanding Siola"s story all the way to her real-life with its own new story and plot.
*If you have read the first Nonsensical Chapter, you might now what I"m talking about, but…* it was actually a mistake on my part to make this a virtual reality novel, and I was about to drop it, but I"ve seen many people like it. So, I don"t want to just abandon it, both the novel and the tag, but instead… I will be actually taking the elements of that and apply it again properly. And luckily, the timing is quite… perfect, because in both first volume and Dawn of Magi, I accidentally did put the possibility to make the Cyber World Volume happening.
I didn"t realize it, but I"m glad the stupid me back then did that.
I"m going to open up the world soon, y"all!
Cyber World Part 1 will hit the web starting in May 16, 2020.
Thank you for wasting your time here. No wait, really… I"m sorry, but Thank You.