"Now the difficulty of it was, that I wasn"t sure it WAS Thompson, because I had never set eyes on him before; and what I had wanted was to be quite certain of him. However, there was nothing for it now, but to follow, and put a bold face upon it. I found him talking, outside in the yard, with the landlady. It turned out afterwards that he was wanted by a Northampton officer for something else, and that, knowing that officer to be pock-marked (as I am myself), he mistook me for him. As I have observed, I found him talking to the landlady, outside. I put my hand upon his shoulder - this way - and said, "Tally-ho Thompson, it"s no use. I know you. I"m an officer from London, and I take you into custody for felony!" "That be d-d!" says Tally-ho Thompson.
"We went back into the house, and the two friends began to cut up rough, and their looks didn"t please me at all, I a.s.sure you. "Let the man go. What are you going to do with him?" "I"ll tell you what I"m going to do with him. I"m going to take him to London to- night, as sure as I"m alive. I"m not alone here, whatever you may think. You mind your own business, and keep yourselves to yourselves. It"ll be better for you, for I know you both very well." I"D never seen or heard of "em in all my life, but my bouncing cowed "em a bit, and they kept off, while Thompson was making ready to go. I thought to myself, however, that they might be coming after me on the dark road, to rescue Thompson; so I said to the landlady, "What men have you got in the house, Missis?" "We haven"t got no men here," she says, sulkily. "You have got an ostler, I suppose?" "Yes, we"ve got an ostler." "Let me see him."
Presently he came, and a s.h.a.ggy-headed young fellow he was. "Now attend to me, young man," says I; "I"m a Detective Officer from London. This man"s name is Thompson. I have taken him into custody for felony. I am going to take him to the railroad station. I call upon you in the Queen"s name to a.s.sist me; and mind you, my friend, you"ll get yourself into more trouble than you know of, if you don"t!" You never saw a person open his eyes so wide. "Now, Thompson, come along!" says I. But when I took out the handcuffs, Thompson cries, "No! None of that! I won"t stand THEM! I"ll go along with you quiet, but I won"t bear none of that!" "Tally-ho Thompson," I said, "I"m willing to behave as a man to you, if you are willing to behave as a man to me. Give me your word that you"ll come peaceably along, and I don"t want to handcuff you." "I will," says Thompson, "but I"ll have a gla.s.s of brandy first." "I don"t care if I"ve another," said I. "We"ll have two more, Missis," said the friends, "and confound you, Constable, you"ll give your man a drop, won"t you?" I was agreeable to that, so we had it all round, and then my man and I took Tally-ho Thompson safe to the railroad, and I carried him to London that night. He was afterwards acquitted, on account of a defect in the evidence; and I understand he always praises me up to the skies, and says I"m one of the best of men."
This story coming to a termination amidst general applause, Inspector Wield, after a little grave smoking, fixes his eye on his host, and thus delivers himself:
"It wasn"t a bad plant that of mine, on Fikey, the man accused of forging the Sou"-Western Railway debentures - it was only t"other day - because the reason why? I"ll tell you.
"I had information that Fikey and his brother kept a factory over yonder there," - indicating any region on the Surrey side of the river - "where he bought second-hand carriages; so after I"d tried in vain to get hold of him by other means, I wrote him a letter in an a.s.sumed name, saying that I"d got a horse and shay to dispose of, and would drive down next day that he might view the lot, and make an offer - very reasonable it was, I said - a reg"lar bargain.
Straw and me then went off to a friend of mine that"s in the livery and job business, and hired a turn-out for the day, a precious smart turn-out it was - quite a slap-up thing! Down we drove, accordingly, with a friend (who"s not in the Force himself); and leaving my friend in the shay near a public-house, to take care of the horse, we went to the factory, which was some little way off.
In the factory, there was a number of strong fellows at work, and after reckoning "em up, it was clear to me that it wouldn"t do to try it on there. They were too many for us. We must get our man out of doors. "Mr. Fikey at home?" "No, he ain"t." "Expected home soon?" "Why, no, not soon." "Ah! Is his brother here?"
"I"M his brother." "Oh! well, this is an ill-conwenience, this is.
I wrote him a letter yesterday, saying I"d got a little turn-out to dispose of, and I"ve took the trouble to bring the turn-out down a"
purpose, and now he ain"t in the way." "No, he ain"t in the way.
You couldn"t make it convenient to call again, could you?" "Why, no, I couldn"t. I want to sell; that"s the fact; and I can"t put it off. Could you find him anywheres?" At first he said No, he couldn"t, and then he wasn"t sure about it, and then he"d go and try. So at last he went up-stairs, where there was a sort of loft, and presently down comes my man himself in his shirt-sleeves.
""Well," he says, "this seems to be rayther a pressing matter of yours." "Yes," I says, "it IS rayther a pressing matter, and you"ll find it a bargain - dirt cheap." "I ain"t in partickler want of a bargain just now," he says, "but where is it?" "Why," I says, "the turn-out"s just outside. Come and look at it." He hasn"t any suspicions, and away we go. And the first thing that happens is, that the horse runs away with my friend (who knows no more of driving than a child) when he takes a little trot along the road to show his paces. You never saw such a game in your life!
"When the bolt is over, and the turn-out has come to a standstill again, Fikey walks round and round it as grave as a judge - me too.
"There, sir!" I says. "There"s a neat thing!" "It ain"t a bad style of thing," he says. "I believe you," says I. "And there"s a horse!" - for I saw him looking at it. "Rising eight!" I says, rubbing his fore-legs. (Bless you, there ain"t a man in the world knows less of horses than I do, but I"d heard my friend at the Livery Stables say he was eight year old, so I says, as knowing as possible, "Rising eight.") "Rising eight, is he?" says he.
"Rising eight," says I. "Well," he says, "what do you want for it?" "Why, the first and last figure for the whole concern is five-and-twenty pound!" "That"s very cheap!" he says, looking at me. "Ain"t it?" I says. "I told you it was a bargain! Now, without any higgling and haggling about it, what I want is to sell, and that"s my price. Further, I"ll make it easy to you, and take half the money down, and you can do a bit of stiff (1) for the balance."
" Well," he says again, "that"s very cheap." "I believe you," says I; "get in and try it, and you"ll buy it. Come! take a trial!"
"Ecod, he gets in, and we get in, and we drive along the road, to show him to one of the railway clerks that was hid in the public- house window to identify him. But the clerk was bothered, and didn"t know whether it was him, or wasn"t - because the reason why?
I"ll tell you, - on account of his having shaved his whiskers.
"It"s a clever little horse," he says, "and trots well; and the shay runs light." "Not a doubt about it," I says. "And now, Mr.
Fikey, I may as well make it all right, without wasting any more of your time. The fact is, I"m Inspector Wield, and you"re my prisoner." "You don"t mean that?" he says. "I do, indeed." "Then burn my body," says Fikey, "if this ain"t TOO bad!"
"Perhaps you never saw a man so knocked over with surprise. "I hope you"ll let me have my coat?" he says. "By all means." "Well, then, let"s drive to the factory." "Why, not exactly that, I think," said I; "I"ve been there, once before, to-day. Suppose we send for it." He saw it was no go, so he sent for it, and put it on, and we drove him up to London, comfortable."
This reminiscence is in the height of its success, when a general proposal is made to the fresh-complexioned, smooth-faced officer, with the strange air of simplicity, to tell the "Butcher"s Story."
The fresh-complexioned, smooth-faced officer, with the strange air of simplicity, began with a rustic smile, and in a soft, wheedling tone of voice, to relate the Butcher"s Story, thus:
"It"s just about six years ago, now, since information was given at Scotland Yard of there being extensive robberies of lawns and silks going on, at some wholesale houses in the City. Directions were given for the business being looked into; and Straw, and Fendall, and me, we were all in it."
"When you received your instructions," said we, "you went away, and held a sort of Cabinet Council together!"
The smooth-faced officer coaxingly replied, "Ye-es. Just so. We turned it over among ourselves a good deal. It appeared, when we went into it, that the goods were sold by the receivers extraordinarily cheap - much cheaper than they could have been if they had been honestly come by. The receivers were in the trade, and kept capital shops - establishments of the first respectability - one of "em at the West End, one down in Westminster. After a lot of watching and inquiry, and this and that among ourselves, we found that the job was managed, and the purchases of the stolen goods made, at a little public-house near Smithfield, down by Saint Bartholomew"s; where the Warehouse Porters, who were the thieves, took "em for that purpose, don"t you see? and made appointments to meet the people that went between themselves and the receivers.
This public-house was princ.i.p.ally used by journeymen butchers from the country, out of place, and in want of situations; so, what did we do, but - ha, ha, ha! - we agreed that I should be dressed up like a butcher myself, and go and live there!"
Never, surely, was a faculty of observation better brought to bear upon a purpose, than that which picked out this officer for the part. Nothing in all creation could have suited him better. Even while he spoke, he became a greasy, sleepy, shy, good-natured, chuckle-headed, unsuspicious, and confiding young butcher. His very hair seemed to have suet in it, as he made it smooth upon his head, and his fresh complexion to be lubricated by large quant.i.ties of animal food.
" - So I - ha, ha, ha!" (always with the confiding sn.i.g.g.e.r of the foolish young butcher) "so I dressed myself in the regular way, made up a little bundle of clothes, and went to the public-house, and asked if I could have a lodging there? They says, "yes, you can have a lodging here," and I got a bedroom, and settled myself down in the tap. There was a number of people about the place, and coming backwards and forwards to the house; and first one says, and then another says, "Are you from the country, young man?" "Yes," I says, "I am. I"m come out of Northamptonshire, and I"m quite lonely here, for I don"t know London at all, and it"s such a mighty big town." "It IS a big town," they says. "Oh, it"s a VERY big town!" I says. "Really and truly I never was in such a town. It quite confuses of me!" and all that, you know.
"When some of the journeymen Butchers that used the house, found that I wanted a place, they says, "Oh, we"ll get you a place!" And they actually took me to a sight of places, in Newgate Market, Newport Market, Clare, Carnaby - I don"t know where all. But the wages was - ha, ha, ha! - was not sufficient, and I never could suit myself, don"t you see? Some of the queer frequenters of the house were a little suspicious of me at first, and I was obliged to be very cautious indeed how I communicated with Straw or Fendall.
Sometimes, when I went out, pretending to stop and look into the shop windows, and just casting my eye round, I used to see some of "em following me; but, being perhaps better accustomed than they thought for, to that sort of thing, I used to lead "em on as far as I thought necessary or convenient - sometimes a long way - and then turn sharp round, and meet "em, and say, "Oh, dear, how glad I am to come upon you so fortunate! This London"s such a place, I"m blowed if I ain"t lost again!" And then we"d go back all together, to the public-house, and - ha, ha, ha! and smoke our pipes, don"t you see?
"They were very attentive to me, I am sure. It was a common thing, while I was living there, for some of "em to take me out, and show me London. They showed me the Prisons - showed me Newgate - and when they showed me Newgate, I stops at the place where the Porters pitch their loads, and says, "Oh dear, is this where they hang the men? Oh Lor!" "That!" they says, "what a simple cove he is! THAT ain"t it!" And then, they pointed out which WAS it, and I says "Lor!" and they says, "Now you"ll know it agen, won"t you?" And I said I thought I should if I tried hard - and I a.s.sure you I kept a sharp look out for the City Police when we were out in this way, for if any of "em had happened to know me, and had spoke to me, it would have been all up in a minute. However, by good luck such a thing never happened, and all went on quiet: though the difficulties I had in communicating with my brother officers were quite extraordinary.
"The stolen goods that were brought to the public-house by the Warehouse Porters, were always disposed of in a back parlour. For a long time, I never could get into this parlour, or see what was done there. As I sat smoking my pipe, like an innocent young chap, by the tap-room fire, I"d hear some of the parties to the robbery, as they came in and out, say softly to the landlord, "Who"s that?
What does HE do here?" "Bless your soul," says the landlord, "he"s only a" - ha, ha, ha! - "he"s only a green young fellow from the country, as is looking for a butcher"s sitiwation. Don"t mind HIM!" So, in course of time, they were so convinced of my being green, and got to be so accustomed to me, that I was as free of the parlour as any of "em, and I have seen as much as Seventy Pounds"
Worth of fine lawn sold there, in one night, that was stolen from a warehouse in Friday Street. After the sale the buyers always stood treat - hot supper, or dinner, or what not - and they"d say on those occasions, "Come on, Butcher! Put your best leg foremost, young "un, and walk into it!" Which I used to do - and hear, at table, all manner of particulars that it was very important for us Detectives to know.
"This went on for ten weeks. I lived in the public-house all the time, and never was out of the Butcher"s dress - except in bed. At last, when I had followed seven of the thieves, and set "em to rights - that"s an expression of ours, don"t you see, by which I mean to say that I traced "em, and found out where the robberies were done, and all about "em - Straw, and Fendall, and I, gave one another the office, and at a time agreed upon, a descent was made upon the public-house, and the apprehensions effected. One of the first things the officers did, was to collar me - for the parties to the robbery weren"t to suppose yet, that I was anything but a Butcher - on which the landlord cries out, "Don"t take HIM," he says, "whatever you do! He"s only a poor young chap from the country, and b.u.t.ter wouldn"t melt in his mouth!" However, they - ha, ha, ha! - they took me, and pretended to search my bedroom, where nothing was found but an old fiddle belonging to the landlord, that had got there somehow or another. But, it entirely changed the landlord"s opinion, for when it was produced, he says, "My fiddle! The Butcher"s a purloiner! I give him into custody for the robbery of a musical instrument!"
"The man that had stolen the goods in Friday Street was not taken yet. He had told me, in confidence, that he had his suspicions there was something wrong (on account of the City Police having captured one of the party), and that he was going to make himself scarce. I asked him, "Where do you mean to go, Mr. Shepherdson?"
"Why, Butcher," says he, "the Setting Moon, in the Commercial Road, is a snug house, and I shall bang out there for a time. I shall call myself Simpson, which appears to me to be a modest sort of a name. Perhaps you"ll give us a look in, Butcher?" "Well," says I, "I think I WILL give you a call" - which I fully intended, don"t you see, because, of course, he was to be taken! I went over to the Setting Moon next day, with a brother officer, and asked at the bar for Simpson. They pointed out his room, up-stairs. As we were going up, he looks down over the banister, and calls out, "Halloa, Butcher! is that you?" "Yes, it"s me. How do you find yourself?"
"Bobbish," he says; "but who"s that with you?" "It"s only a young man, that"s a friend of mine," I says. "Come along, then," says he; "any friend of the Butcher"s is as welcome as the Butcher!"
So, I made my friend acquainted with him, and we took him into custody.
"You have no idea, sir, what a sight it was, in Court, when they first knew that I wasn"t a Butcher, after all! I wasn"t produced at the first examination, when there was a remand; but I was at the second. And when I stepped into the box, in full police uniform, and the whole party saw how they had been done, actually a groan of horror and dismay proceeded from "em in the dock!
"At the Old Bailey, when their trials came on, Mr. Clarkson was engaged for the defence, and he COULDN"T make out how it was, about the Butcher. He thought, all along, it was a real Butcher. When the counsel for the prosecution said, "I will now call before you, gentlemen, the Police-officer," meaning myself, Mr. Clarkson says, "Why Police-officer? Why more Police-officers? I don"t want Police. We have had a great deal too much of the Police. I want the Butcher!" However, sir, he had the Butcher and the Police- officer, both in one. Out of seven prisoners committed for trial, five were found guilty, and some of "em were transported. The respectable firm at the West End got a term of imprisonment; and that"s the Butcher"s Story!"
The story done, the chuckle-headed Butcher again resolved himself into the smooth-faced Detective. But, he was so extremely tickled by their having taken him about, when he was that Dragon in disguise, to show him London, that he could not help reverting to that point in his narrative; and gently repeating with the Butcher sn.i.g.g.e.r, ""Oh, dear," I says, "is that where they hang the men?
Oh, Lor!" "THAT!" says they. "What a simple cove he is!""
It being now late, and the party very modest in their fear of being too diffuse, there were some tokens of separation; when Sergeant Dornton, the soldierly-looking man, said, looking round him with a smile:
"Before we break up, sir, perhaps you might have some amus.e.m.e.nt in hearing of the Adventures of a Carpet Bag. They are very short; and, I think, curious."
We welcomed the Carpet Bag, as cordially as Mr. Shepherdson welcomed the false Butcher at the Setting Moon. Sergeant Dornton proceeded.
"In 1847, I was despatched to Chatham, in search of one Mesheck, a Jew. He had been carrying on, pretty heavily, in the bill-stealing way, getting acceptances from young men of good connexions (in the army chiefly), on pretence of discount, and bolting with the same.
"Mesheck was off, before I got to Chatham. All I could learn about him was, that he had gone, probably to London, and had with him - a Carpet Bag.
"I came back to town, by the last train from Blackwall, and made inquiries concerning a Jew pa.s.senger with - a Carpet Bag.
"The office was shut up, it being the last train. There were only two or three porters left. Looking after a Jew with a Carpet Bag, on the Blackwall Railway, which was then the high road to a great Military Depot, was worse than looking after a needle in a hayrick.
But it happened that one of these porters had carried, for a certain Jew, to a certain public-house, a certain - Carpet Bag.
"I went to the public-house, but the Jew had only left his luggage there for a few hours, and had called for it in a cab, and taken it away. I put such questions there, and to the porter, as I thought prudent, and got at this description of - the Carpet Bag.
"It was a bag which had, on one side of it, worked in worsted, a green parrot on a stand. A green parrot on a stand was the means by which to identify that - Carpet Bag.
"I traced Mesheck, by means of this green parrot on a stand, to Cheltenham, to Birmingham, to Liverpool, to the Atlantic Ocean. At Liverpool he was too many for me. He had gone to the United States, and I gave up all thoughts of Mesheck, and likewise of his - Carpet Bag.
"Many months afterwards - near a year afterwards - there was a bank in Ireland robbed of seven thousand pounds, by a person of the name of Doctor Dundey, who escaped to America; from which country some of the stolen notes came home. He was supposed to have bought a farm in New Jersey. Under proper management, that estate could be seized and sold, for the benefit of the parties he had defrauded.
I was sent off to America for this purpose.
"I landed at Boston. I went on to New York. I found that he had lately changed New York paper-money for New Jersey paper money, and had banked cash in New Brunswick. To take this Doctor Dundey, it was necessary to entrap him into the State of New York, which required a deal of artifice and trouble. At one time, he couldn"t be drawn into an appointment. At another time, he appointed to come to meet me, and a New York officer, on a pretext I made; and then his children had the measles. At last he came, per steamboat, and I took him, and lodged him in a New York prison called the Tombs; which I dare say you know, sir?"
Editorial acknowledgment to that effect.
"I went to the Tombs, on the morning after his capture, to attend the examination before the magistrate. I was pa.s.sing through the magistrate"s private room, when, happening to look round me to take notice of the place, as we generally have a habit of doing, I clapped my eyes, in one corner, on a - Carpet Bag.