Won"t you give me a penny?
WISE MAN
What do you want? What can it matter to you whether the words I am reading are wisdom or sheer folly?
FOOL
Such a great, wise teacher will not refuse a penny to a fool.
WISE MAN
Seeing that everybody is a fool when he is asleep and dreaming, why do you call me wise?
FOOL
O, I know,--I know, I know what I have seen.
WISE MAN
Well, to see rightly is the whole of wisdom, whatever dream be with us.
FOOL
When I went by Kilcluan, where the bells used to be ringing at the break of every day, I could hear nothing but the people snoring in their houses.
When I went by Tubbervanach, where the young men used to be climbing the hill to the blessed well, they were sitting at the cross-roads playing cards. When I went by Carrigoras, where the friars used to be fasting and serving the poor, I saw them drinking wine and obeying their wives.
And when I asked what misfortune had brought all these changes, they said it was no misfortune, but that it was the wisdom they had learned from your teaching.
WISE MAN
And you too have called me wise--you would be paid for that good opinion doubtless--Run to the kitchen, my wife will give you food and drink.
FOOL
That"s foolish advice for a wise man to give.
WISE MAN
Why, Fool?
FOOL
What is eaten is gone--I want pennies for my bag. I must buy bacon in the shops, and nuts in the market, and strong drink for the time the sun is weak, and snares to catch the rabbits and the hares, and a big pot to cook them in.
WISE MAN
I have more to think about than giving pennies to your like, so run away.
FOOL
Give me a penny and I will bring you luck. The fishermen let me sleep among their nets in the loft because I bring them luck; and in the summer time, the wild creatures let me sleep near their nests and their holes. It is lucky even to look at me, but it is much more lucky to give me a penny. If I was not lucky I would starve.
WISE MAN
What are the shears for?
FOOL
I won"t tell you. If I told you, you would drive them away.
WISE MAN
Drive them away! Who would I drive away?
FOOL
I won"t tell you.
WISE MAN
Not if I give you a penny?
FOOL
No.
WISE MAN
Not if I give you two pennies?
FOOL
You will be very lucky if you give me two pennies, but I won"t tell you.
WISE MAN
Three pennies?
FOOL
Four, and I will tell you.
WISE MAN
Very well--four, but from this out I will not call you Teigue the Fool.
FOOL
Let me come close to you, where n.o.body will hear me; but first you must promise not to drive them away. (_Wise Man nods._) Every day men go out dressed in black and spread great black nets over the hills, great black nets.