Return Of The Swallow

They weren"t kids of only a few years old! Why would they fight like this?

Two G.o.ds of war throwing down because of a woman, and not testing their martial arts skills with each other, but just throwing random punches and kicks at each other! The mere thought of the scene was eye-roll inducing.

Didn"t the two fear that their troops would find it embarra.s.sing when they heard about the altercation?

But she didn"t need to think about it too much to have a rough guess of what had gone on. Setting aside the question whether the two had agreed beforehand to put on a show, or if Pang Xiao had purposefully provoked Ji Zeyu, this was absolutely something the emperor wanted to see.

It was clear as day what Li Qitian"s machinations were. Step by step, he nibbled away at the two major n.o.bles who grasped military power. No effort or paranoia had been spared to cut the claws off of Pang Xiao and Ji Zeyu.

If the target was a more biddable one like Ji Zeyu, then the emperor would seek to bring him into the fold. If the target was one like the prestigious and tough Pang Xiao, then the emperor would wear away and take him down a peg.

In conclusion, the current situation should be quite to the emperor"s preferences.

Indeed, when the emperor heard that the the brawl before the prince consort manor, a brow arched high into his hairline. He knocked his jade ring happily onto the dragon chair"s armrest, maintaining an incredulous frown. “Are you sure this news is accurate?”

Head eunuch Li Guanwen beamed merrily. “Your Majesty, how would this servant fail to accurately glean this little piece of intelligence? I am very much surprised by it as well. Everyone outside the palace is talking about it. They"re all saying that Prince Consort Ji and the Faithful Prince of the First Rank are seeing red at each other because of a shared love. They"re so furious that they"re ignoring all dignity and reason.”

The joke put Li Qitian in a great mood. He chuckled softly with a shake of his head.

“They"re young men alright, to have this frame of mind to fight over a girl.” Nostalgia appeared on the emperor"s face. “We don"t even remember if We ever had this kind of mood.”

The eunuch raised his brow. What"s with His Majesty? Why is he talking to a eunuch about relations.h.i.+ps? It"s not like I"ll understand it. Nonetheless, his flattery didn"t stop.

“Your Majesty, you"re in the prime of life. Countless women admire you. You"re just too busy with the affairs of court to talk about this.”

Li Qitian shook his head smilingly. “Those mundane rouges and cra.s.s powders offer Us their affection only because We are the emperor. They wish to scrabble some sort of benefit from Us. Of that We are well aware of.”

“Aiyo Your Majesty! You are the ruler of all beneath the heavens! Everything in the four seas is yours, and you"re in the best of ages. The son of heaven is imbued with the aura of dragons. How can women not fear your n.o.ble, draconic prowess?” [1]

These words were spoken with a few degrees of mock-anger and a few of jest, but mostly it came was the admiration of a lowly eunuch venerating the authority of the son of heaven and the emperor"s manly charisma.

Immensely pleased by his servant"s words, Li Qitian was in the utmost of good moods.

“For a slave, you know quite a bit.”

“What would this lowly one know? I"m only relaying the truth of what my eyes have seen.” Reverence and awe appeared on Li Guanwen"s face.

The emperor chuckled again at this and mock-spat. “You glibly tongued old thing. All you know is to ply Us with pretty words everyday.”

“This servant wouldn"t dare. I am wholly loyal to Your Majesty and only know how to speak the truth.”

That finally sent Li Qitian into a hearty clap of laughter. “We know, We know. Alright then, go to the Pang and Ji Manors on Our behalf with medicine and imperial physicians. Take a good look at their injuries to make sure that they don"t worsen.”

The emperor rose and paced a few times, shaking his head. “They"re both pillars of the nation and already fight amongst themselves before the war"s even begun. This is very unseemly. Have a few words with them as well.”

“Understood. This servant will fully bring word of Your Majesty"s concern and admonishment.”

Li Qitian nodded with satisfaction, highly pleased that Li Guanwen had accurately grasped the main points of what he wanted to convey. The august majesty waved a hand. “Go now. Take a close look at their current condition and come back with a report.”

“I hear and obey.” Now serious, Li Guanwen quickly a.n.a.lyzed what kind of news his master would want to hear the most and took his respectful leave.

He first called upon the prince consort manor with Imperial Physician Ma.

Ji Zeyu"s ice sculpture of a handsome face only responded with faint nods when he met with the head eunuch. This was an imperial servant that even many officials strove to curry favor with!

And yet, the eunuch didn"t dare adopt lofty airs and bowed respectfully. He snuck a quick glance at the reddened b.u.mps on Ji Zeyu"s forehead before lowering his head, afraid to scrutinize longer.

Imperial Physician Ma took Ji Zeyu"s pulse and made an overall checkup. “The prince consort"s injuries are all surface wounds. There"s nothing of importance. Applying some medicine to promote circulation and reduce bruises will do the trick.”

A faint grunt of a.s.sent was the only response.

When the imperial physician left to instruct the Ji family servants on how to apply the medicine, Li Guanwen began his questioning. “Prince Consort Ji, His Majesty has ordered this servant to inquire as to exactly what went on.”

Ji Zeyu snorted coldly. “Pang Zhixi stepped out of bounds! Absolutely out of bounds!” He left with an angry flourish of his sleeves.

Left where he was standing, the eunuch didn"t mind since he knew this was Ji Zeyu"s personality. After the doctor finished his instructions, they left for the Pang Manor.

Their welcome at the Faithful Prince of the First Rank"s abode was much warmer.

Head butler Xie Yue quickly came out in welcome after the doorkeeper sent word in. The butler polite bowed in welcome. “Please come inside and have a seat, Grand Overseer Li.”

“This humble one wouldn"t dare. We are here on imperial orders and must hurry back to the palace. Is His Highness in?”

A trace of awkwardness flashed across Xie Yue"s face and he responded cagily, “Ah, His Highness will be out shortly.”

This reaction gave rise to the eunuch"s curiosity.

Xie Yue first showed Li Guanwen to the front hall and personally kept his visitor company. He urged the servants to send word inside and lowered his voice, “Tell them that Grand Overseer Li is here from the palace. Madame Pang should wait if she wants to dole out the punishment of kneeling.”

The Pang family servant hastily left with his orders.

Meanwhile, Li Guanwen was rather surprised to catch the words "Madame Pang" and "punishment of kneeling". To think that such a tyrant as the prince would face punishment at home?

But further thought brought enlightenment.

To think that Madame Pang would exercise such authority after returning to the manor! And that such an accomplished war general would be such a filial individual. Whatever his official mother said seemed to be law!

Li Guanwen tsk"ed to himself. The relations.h.i.+p between the prince and his official mother would surely be of interest to the emperor.

Thus, he fully flexed the bearing of a palace supervisor and asked, “His Majesty also ordered me to greet Madame Pang. Why don"t we go pay a visit right now.” He set off for the inner residence without another word.

The color drained from Xie Yue"s face when he heard this and he scratched his temples. “Uh, this, this won"t do, will it? The prince will be out very shortly.”

“Mm?” Li Guanwen drew out the note and cast a stern look at the butler. “We are here under imperial orders. Do you want to defy an imperial decree?”

“Not at all, this humble one wouldn"t dare.” A tremor ran through Xie Yue and he hastily made his apologies. “Please don"t mind this. Since the grand overseer is here on imperial orders, I"m sure my master inside won"t have any complaints otherwise. Please, come with me.”

Li Guanwen nodded with satisfaction and followed the butler inside.