"I drank afterwards," Robert replied.
""Pilot" brandy"s poor consolation," remarked Mr. Sedgett.
Jonathan had half a mind to turn his son out of the gate, but the presence of Sedgett advised him that his doings were naked to the world.
"You kicked up a shindy in the hunting-field--what about? Who mounted ye?"
Robert remarked that he had been on foot.
"On foot--eh? on foot!" Jonathan speculated, unable to realize the image of his son as a foot-man in the hunting-field, or to comprehend the insolence of a pedestrian who should dare to attack a mounted huntsman.
"You were on foot? The devil you were on foot! Foot? And caught a man out of his saddle?"
Jonathan gave up the puzzle. He laid out his fore finger decisively,--
"If it"s an a.s.sault, mind, you stand damages. My land gives and my land takes my money, and no drunken dog lives on the produce. A row in the hunting-field"s un-English, I call it."
"So it is, sir," said Robert.
"So it be, neighbour," said Mr. Sedgett.
Whereupon Robert took his arm, and holding the scraggy wretch forward, commanded him to out with what he knew.
"Oh, I don"t know no more than what I"ve told you." Mr. Sedgett twisted a feeble remonstrance of his bones, that were chiefly his being, at the gripe; "except that you got hold the horse by the bridle, and wouldn"t let him go, because the young gentleman wouldn"t speak as a gentleman, and--oh! don"t squeeze so hard--"
"Out with it!" cried Robert.
"And you said, Steeve Bilton said, you said, "Where is she?" you said, and he swore, and you swore, and a lady rode up, and you pulled, and she sang out, and off went the gentleman, and Steeve said she said, "For shame.""
"And it was the truest word spoken that day!" Robert released him. "You don"t know much, Mr. Sedgett; but it"s enough to make me explain the cause to my father, and, with your leave, I"ll do so."
Mr. Sedgett remarked: "By all means, do;" and rather preferred that his wits should be accused of want of brightness, than that he should miss a chance of hearing the rich history of the scandal and its origin.
Something stronger than a hint sent him off at a trot, hugging in his elbows.
"The postman won"t do his business quicker than Sedgett "ll tap this tale upon every door in the parish," said Jonathan.
"I can only say I"m sorry, for your sake;" Robert was expressing his contrition, when his father caught him up,--
"Who can hurt me?--my sake? Have I got the habits of a sot?--what you"d call "a beast!" but I know the ways o" beasts, and if you did too, you wouldn"t bring them in to bear your beastly sins. Who can hurt me?--You"ve been quarrelling with this young gentleman about a woman--did you damage him?"
"If knuckles could do it, I should have brained him, sir," said Robert.
"You struck him, and you got the best of it?"
"He got the worst of it any way, and will again."
"Then the devil take you for a fool! why did you go and drink I could understand it if you got licked. Drown your memory, then, if that filthy soaking"s to your taste; but why, when you get the prize, we"ll say, you go off headlong into a manure pond?--There! except that you"re a d.a.m.ned idiot!" Jonathan struck the air, as to observe that it beat him, but for the foregoing elucidation: thundering afresh, "Why did you go and drink?"
"I went, sir, I went--why did I go?" Robert slapped his hand despairingly to his forehead. "What on earth did I go for?--because I"m at sea, I suppose. n.o.body cares for me. I"m at sea, and no rudder to steer me. I suppose that"s it. So, I drank. I thought it best to take spirits on board. No; this was the reason--I remember: that lady, whoever she was, said something that stung me. I held the fellow under her eyes, and shook him, though she was begging me to let him off. Says she--but I"ve drunk it clean out of my mind."
"There, go in and look at yourself in the gla.s.s," said Jonathan.
"Give me your hand first,"--Robert put his own out humbly.
"I"ll be hanged if I do," said Jonathan firmly. "Bed and board you shall have while I"m alive, and a gla.s.s to look at yourself in; but my hand"s for decent beasts. Move one way or t" other: take your choice."
Seeing Robert hesitate, he added, "I shall have a d.a.m.ned deal more respect for you if you toddle." He waved his hand away from the premises.
"I"m sorry you"ve taken so to swearing of late, sir," said Robert.
"Two flints strike fire, my lad. When you keep distant, I"m quiet enough in my talk to satisfy your aunt Anne."
"Look here, sir; I want to make use of you, so I"ll go in."
"Of course you do," returned Jonathan, not a whit displeased by his son"s bluntness; "what else is a father good for? I let you know the limit, and that"s a brick wall; jump it, if you can. Don"t fancy it"s your aunt Jane you"re going in to meet."
Robert had never been a favourite with his aunt Anne, who was Jonathan"s housekeeper.
"No, poor old soul! and may G.o.d bless her in heaven!" he cried.
"For leaving you what you turned into a thundering lot of liquor to consume--eh?"
"For doing all in her power to make a man of me; and she was close on it--kind, good old darling, that she was! She got me with that money of hers to the best footing I"ve been on yet--bless her heart, or her memory, or whatever a poor devil on earth may bless an angel for! But here I am."
The fever in Robert blazed out under a pressure of extinguishing tears.
"There, go along in," said Jonathan, who considered drunkenness to be the main source of water in a man"s eyes. "It"s my belief you"ve been at it already this morning."
Robert pa.s.sed into the house in advance of his father, whom he quite understood and appreciated. There was plenty of paternal love for him, and a hearty smack of the hand, and the inheritance of the farm, when he turned into the right way. Meantime Jonathan was ready to fulfil his parental responsibility, by sheltering, feeding, and not publicly abusing his offspring, of whose spirit he would have had a higher opinion if Robert had preferred, since he must go to the deuce, to go without troubling any of his relatives; as it was, Jonathan submitted to the infliction gravely. Neither in speech nor in tone did he solicit from the severe maiden, known as Aunt Anne, that snub for the wanderer whom he introduced, which, when two are agreed upon the infamous character of a third, through whom they are suffering, it is always agreeable to hear. He said, "Here, Anne; here"s Robert. He hasn"t breakfasted."
"He likes his cold bath beforehand," said Robert, presenting his cheek to the fleshless, semi-transparent woman.
Aunt Anne divided her lips to p.r.o.nounce a crisp, subdued "Ow!" to Jonathan after inspecting Robert; and she shuddered at sight of Robert, and said "Ow!" repeatedly, by way of an interjectory token of comprehension, to all that was uttered; but it was a horrified "No!"
when Robert"s cheek pushed nearer.
"Then, see to getting some breakfast for him," said Jonathan. "You"re not anyway bound to kiss a drunken--"
"Dog"s the word, sir," Robert helped him. "Dogs can afford it. I never saw one in that state; so they don"t lose character."
He spoke lightly, but dejection was in his att.i.tude. When his aunt Anne had left the room, he exclaimed,--
"By jingo! women make you feel it, by some way that they have. She"s a religious creature. She smells the devil in me."
"More like, the brandy," his father responded.
"Well! I"m on the road, I"m on the road!" Robert fetched a sigh.
"I didn"t make the road," said his father.