"I heard "em, my dear; and complimenting the lady they was, as they pa.s.sed me. If it vexes you my thinking it, I won"t, dear; I reelly won"t. I see it lowers you, for there you are at your hat again. It is lowering, to be made a bet of. I"ve that spirit, that if you was well and sound, I"d rather have you fighting "em. She"s a pleasant enough lady to look at, not a doubt; small-boned, and slim, and fair."
Robert asked which way they had gone.
"Back to the stables, my dear; I heard "em say so, because one gentleman said that the spectacle was over, and the lady had gained the day; and the snow was balling in the horses" feet; and go they"d better, before my lord saw them out. And another said, you were a wild man she"d tamed; and they said, you ought to wear a collar, with Mrs. Lovell"s, her name, graved on it. But don"t you be vexed; you may guess they"re not my Robert"s friends. And, I do a.s.sure you, Robert, your hat"s neat, if you"d only let it be comfortable: such fidgeting worries the brim.
You"re best in appearance--and I always said it--when stripped for boxing. Hats are gentlemen"s things, and becomes them like as if a t.i.tle to their heads; though you"d bear being Sir Robert, that you would; and for that matter, your hat is agreeable to behold, and not like the run of our Sunday hats; only you don"t seem easy in it. Oh, oh! my tongue"s a yard too long. It"s the poor head aching, and me to forget it. It"s because you never will act invalidy; and I remember how handsome you were one day in the field behind our house, when you boxed a wager with Simon Billet, the waterman; and you was made a bet of then, for my husband betted on you; and that"s what made me think of comparisons of you out of your hat and you in it."
Thus did Mrs. Boulby chatter along the way. There was an eminence a little out of the road, overlooking the Fairly stables. Robert left her and went to this point, from whence he beheld the hors.e.m.e.n with the grooms at the horses" heads.
"Thank G.o.d, I"ve only been a fool for five minutes!" he summed up his sensations at the sight. He shut his eyes, praying with all his might never to meet Mrs. Lovell more. It was impossible for him to combat the suggestion that she had befooled him; yet his chivalrous faith in women led him to believe, that as she knew Dahlia"s history, she would certainly do her best for the poor girl, and keep her word to him.
The throbbing of his head stopped all further thought. It had become violent. He tried to gather his ideas, but the effort was like that of a light dreamer to catch the sequence of a dream, when blackness follows close up, devouring all that is said and done. In despair, he thought with kindness of Mrs. Boulby"s brandy.
"Mother," he said, rejoining her, "I"ve got a notion brandy can"t hurt a man when he"s in bed. I"ll go to bed, and you shall brew me some; and you"ll let no one come nigh me; and if I talk light-headed, it"s blank paper and scribble, mind that."
The widow promised devoutly to obey all his directions; but he had begun to talk light-headed before he was undressed. He called on the name of a Major Waring, of whom Mrs. Boulby had heard him speak tenderly as a gentleman not ashamed to be his friend; first reproaching him for not being by, and then by the name of Percy, calling to him endearingly, and reproaching himself for not having written to him.
"Two to one, and in the dark!" he kept moaning "and I one to twenty, Percy, all in broad day. Was it fair, I ask?"
Robert"s outcries became anything but "blank paper and scribble" to the widow, when he mentioned Nic Sedgett"s name, and said: "Look over his right temple he"s got my mark a second time."
Hanging by his bedside, Mrs. Boulby strung together, bit by bit, the history of that base midnight attack, which had sent her glorious boy bleeding to her. Nic Sedgett; she could understand, was the accomplice of one of the Fairly gentlemen; but of which one, she could not discover, and consequently set him down as Mr. Algernon Blancove.
By diligent inquiry, she heard that Algernon had been seen in company with the infamous Nic, and likewise that the countenance of Nicodemus was reduced to accept the consolation of a poultice, which was confirmation sufficient. By nightfall Robert was in the doctor"s hands, unconscious of Mrs. Boulby"s breach of agreement. His father and his aunt were informed of his condition, and prepared, both of them, to bow their heads to the close of an unG.o.dly career. It was known over Warbeach, that Robert lay in danger, and believed that he was dying.
CHAPTER XXI
Mrs. Boulby"s ears had not deceived her; it had been a bet: and the day would have gone disastrously with Robert, if Mrs. Lovell had not won her bet. What was heroism to Warbeach, appeared very outrageous blackguardism up at Fairly. It was there believed by the gentlemen, though rather against evidence, that the man was a st.u.r.dy ruffian, and an infuriated sot. The first suggestion was to drag him before the magistrates; but against this Algernon protested, declaring his readiness to defend himself, with so vehement a magnanimity, that it was clearly seen the man had a claim on him. Lord Elling, however, when he was told of these systematic a.s.saults upon one of his guests, announced his resolve to bring the law into operation. Algernon heard it as the knell to his visit.
He was too happy, to go away willingly; and the great Jew City of London was exceedingly hot for him at that period; but to stay and risk an exposure of his extinct military career, was not possible. In his despair, he took Mrs. Lovell entirely into his confidence; in doing which, he only filled up the outlines of what she already knew concerning Edward. He was too useful to the lady for her to afford to let him go. No other youth called her "angel" for listening complacently to strange stories of men and their dilemmas; no one fetched and carried for her like Algernon; and she was a woman who cherished dog-like adoration, and could not part with it. She had also the will to reward it.
At her intercession, Robert was spared an introduction to the magistrates. She made light of his misdemeanours, a.s.suring everybody that so splendid a horseman deserved to be dealt with differently from other offenders. The gentlemen who waited upon Farmer Eccles went in obedience to her orders.
Then came the scene on Ditley Marsh, described to that a.s.sembly at the Pilot, by Stephen Bilton, when she perceived that Robert was manageable in silken trammels, and made a bet that she would show him tamed. She won her bet, and saved the gentlemen from soiling their hands, for which they had conceived a pressing necessity, and they thanked her, and paid their money over to Algernon, whom she const.i.tuted her treasurer. She was called "the man-tamer," gracefully acknowledging the compliment.
Colonel Barclay, the moustachioed horseman, who had spoken the few words to Robert in pa.s.sing, now remarked that there was an end of the military profession.
"I surrender my sword," he said gallantly.
Another declared that ladies would now act in lieu of causing an appeal to arms.
"Similia similibus, &c.," said Edward. "They can, apparently, cure what they originate."
"Ah, the poor s.e.x!" Mrs. Lovell sighed. "When we bring the millennium to you, I believe you will still have a word against Eve."
The whole parade back to the stables was marked by pretty speeches.
"By Jove! but he ought to have gone down on his knees, like a horse when you"ve tamed him," said Lord Suckling, the young guardsman.
"I would mark a distinction between a horse and a brave man, Lord Suckling," said the lady; and such was Mrs. Lovell"s dignity when an allusion to Robert was forced on her, and her wit and ease were so admirable, that none of those who rode with her thought of sitting in judgement on her conduct. Women can make for themselves new spheres, new laws, if they will a.s.sume their right to be eccentric as an unquestionable thing, and always reserve a season for showing forth like the conventional women of society.
The evening was Mrs. Lovell"s time for this important re-establishment of her position; and many a silly youth who had sailed pleasantly with her all the day, was wrecked when he tried to carry on the topics where she reigned the lady of the drawing-room. Moreover, not being eccentric from vanity, but simply to accommodate what had once been her tastes, and were now her necessities, she avoided slang, and all the insignia of eccentricity.
Thus she mastered the secret of keeping the young men respectfully enthusiastic; so that their irrepressible praises did not (as is usual when these are in acclamation) drag her to their level; and the female world, with which she was perfectly feminine, and as silkenly insipid every evening of her life as was needed to restore her reputation, admitted that she belonged to it, which is everything to an adventurous spirit of that s.e.x: indeed, the sole secure basis of operations.
You are aware that men"s faith in a woman whom her sisters discountenance, and partially repudiate, is uneasy, however deeply they may be charmed. On the other hand, she maybe guilty of prodigious oddities without much disturbing their reverence, while she is in the feminine circle.
But what fatal breath was it coming from Mrs. Lovell that was always inflaming men to mutual animosity? What encouragement had she given to Algernon, that Lord Suckling should be jealous of him? And what to Lord Suckling, that Algernon should loathe the sight of the young lord? And why was each desirous of showing his manhood in combat before an eminent peacemaker?
Edward laughed--"Ah-ha!" and rubbed his hands as at a special confirmation of his prophecy, when Algernon came into his room and said, "I shall fight that fellow Suckling. Hang me if I can stand his impudence! I want to have a shot at a man of my own set, just to let Peggy Lovell see! I know what she thinks."
"Just to let Mrs. Lovell see!" Edward echoed. "She has seen it lots of times, my dear Algy. Come; this looks lively. I was sure she would soon be sick of the water-gruel of peace."
"I tell you she"s got nothing to do with it, Ned. Don"t be confoundedly unjust. She didn"t tell me to go and seek him. How can she help his whispering to her? And then she looks over at me, and I swear I"m not going to be defended by a woman. She must fancy I haven"t got the pluck of a flea. I know what her idea of young fellows is. Why, she said to me, when Suckling went off from her, the other day, "These are our Guards." I shall fight him."
"Do," said Edward.
"Will you take a challenge?"
"I"m a lawyer, Mr. Mars."
"You won"t take a challenge for a friend, when he"s insulted?"
"I reply again, I am a lawyer. But this is what I"ll do, if you like.
I"ll go to Mrs. Lovely and inform her that it is your desire to gain her esteem by fighting with pistols. That will accomplish the purpose you seek. It will possibly disappoint her, for she will have to stop the affair; but women are born to be disappointed--they want so much."
"I"ll fight him some way or other," said Algernon, glowering; and then his face became bright: "I say, didn"t she manage that business beautifully this morning? Not another woman in the world could have done it."
"Oh, Una and the Lion! Mrs. Valentine and Orson! Did you bet with the rest?" his cousin asked.
"I lost my tenner; but what"s that!"
"There will be an additional five to hand over to the man Sedgett.
What"s that!"
"No, hang it!" Algernon shouted.
"You"ve paid your ten for the shadow cheerfully. Pay your five for the substance."
"Do you mean to say that Sedgett--" Algernon stared.
"Miracles, if you come to examine them, Algy, have generally had a pathway prepared for them; and the miracle of the power of female persuasion exhibited this morning was not quite independent of the preliminary agency of a scoundrel."
"So that"s why you didn"t bet." Algernon signified the opening of his intelligence with his eyelids, p.r.o.nouncing "by jingos" and "by Joves,"
to ease the sudden rush of ideas within him. "You might have let me into the secret, Ned. I"d lose any number of tens to Peggy Lovell, but a fellow don"t like to be in the dark."
"Except, Algy, that when you carry light, you"re a general illuminator.
Let the matter drop. Sedgett has saved you from annoyance. Take him his five pounds."