"Merely a black-leg, a grec, a cheat, swindler, or whatever name you like," said Harry. "We none of us nod to the professionals in this line; and I won"t exchange salutes with an amateur. I"m peculiar. He chose to be absent on the right day last year; so from that date; I consider him absent in toto; "none of your rrrrr--m reckonings, let"s have the rrrrr--m toto;"--you remember Suckling"s story of the Yankee fellow?
Bye-bye; shall see you the day after to-morrow. You dine with me and Suckling at the club."
Latters was hailed by other friends. Algernon was forced to let him go. He dipped under the iron rail, and crossed the row at a run; an indecorous proceeding; he could not help it. The hope was that Sedgett would not have the like audacity, or might be stopped, and Algernon"s reward for so just a calculation was, that on looking round, he found himself free. He slipped with all haste out of the Park. Sedgett"s presence had the deadening power of the torpedo on the thousand pounds.
For the last quarter of an hour, Algernon had not felt a motion of it. A cab, to make his escape certain, was suggested to his mind; and he would have called a cab, had not the novel apparition of economy, which now haunted him, suggested that he had recently tossed five shillings into the gutter. A man might dine on four shillings and sixpence, enjoying a modest half-pint of wine, and he possessed that sum. To pinch himself and deserve well of Providence, he resolved not to drink wine, but beer, that day. He named the beverage; a pint-bottle of ale; and laughed, as a royal economist may, who punishes himself to please himself.
"Mighty jolly, ain"t it, sir?" said Sedgett, at his elbow.
Algernon faced about, and swore an oath from his boots upward; so vehement was his disgust, and all-pervading his amazement.
"I"ll wallop you at that game," said Sedgett.
"You infernal scoundrel!"
"If you begin swearing," Sedgett warned him.
"What do you want with me?"
"I"ll tell you, sir. I don"t want to go to ne"er a c.o.c.k-fight, nor betting hole."
"Here, come up this street," said Algernon, leading the way into a dusky defile from a main parade of fashion. "Now, what"s your business, confound you!"
"Well, sir, I ain"t goin" to be confounded: that, I"ll--I"ll swear to.
The long and the short is, I must have some money "fore the week"s out."
"You won"t have a penny from me."
"That"s blunt, though it ain"t in my pocket," said Sedgett, grinning.
"I say, sir, respectful as you like, I must. I"ve got to pay for pa.s.sengerin" over the sea, self and wife; and quick it must be. There"s things to buy on both sides. A small advance and you won"t be bothered.
Say, fifty. Fifty, and you don"t see me till Sat.u.r.day, when, accordin"
to agreement, you hand to me the cash, outside the church door; and then we parts to meet no more. Oh! let us be joyful--I"ll sing."
Algernon"s loathing of the coa.r.s.eness and profanity of villany increased almost to the depth of a sentiment as he listened to Sedgett.
"I do nothing of the sort," he said. "You shall not have a farthing. Be off. If you follow me, I give you into custody of a policeman."
"You durst n"t." Sedgett eyed him warily.
He could spy a physical weakness, by affinity of cowardice, as quickly as Algernon a moral weakness, by the same sort of relationship to it.
"You don"t dare," Sedgett pursued. "And why should you, sir? there"s ne"er a reason why. I"m civil. I asks for my own: no more "n my own, it ain"t. I call the bargain good: why sh"d I want fur to break it? I want the money bad. I"m sick o" this country. I"d like to be off in the first ship that sails. Can"t you let me have ten till to-morrow? then t" other forty. I"ve got a mortal need for it, that I have. Come, it"s no use your walking at that rate; my legs are"s good as yours."
Algernon had turned back to the great thoroughfare. He was afraid that ten pounds must be forfeited to this worrying demon in the flesh, and sought the countenance of his well-dressed fellows to encourage him in resisting. He could think of no subterfuge; menace was clearly useless: and yet the idea of changeing one of the notes and for so infamous a creature, caused pangs that helped him further to endure his d.o.g.g.i.ng feet and filthy tongue. This continued until he saw a woman"s hand waving from a cab. Presuming that such a signal, objectionable as it was, must be addressed to himself, he considered whether he should lift his hat, or simply smile as a favoured, but not too deeply flattered, man. The cab drew up, and the woman said, "Sedgett." She was a well-looking woman, strongly coloured, brown-eyed, and hearty in appearance.
"What a brute you are, Sedgett, not to be at home when you brought me up to London with all the boxes and bedding--my goodness! It"s a Providence I caught you in my eye, or I should have been driving down to the docks, and seeing about the ship. You are a brute. Come in, at once."
"If you"re up to calling names, I"ve got one or two for you," Sedgett growled.
Algernon had heard enough. Sure that he had left Sedgett in hands not likely to relinquish him, he pa.s.sed on with elastic step. Wine was greatly desired, after his torments. Where was credit to be had? True, he looked contemptuously on the blooming land of credit now, but an entry to it by one of the back doors would have been convenient, so that he might be nourished and restored by a benevolent dinner, while he kept his Thousand intact. However, he dismissed the contemplation of credit and its transient charms. "I won"t dine at all," he said.
A beggar woman stretched out her hand--he dropped a shilling in it.
"Hang me, if I shall be able to," was his next reflection; and with the remaining three and sixpence, he crossed the threshold of a tobacconist"s shop and bought cigars, to save himself from excesses in charity. After gravely reproaching the tobacconist for the growing costliness of cigars, he came into the air, feeling extraordinarily empty. Of this he soon understood the cause, and it amused him.
Accustomed to the smell of tobacco always when he came from his dinner, it seemed, as the fumes of the shop took his nostril, that demands were being made within him by an inquisitive spirit, and dissatisfaction expressed at the vacancy there.
"What"s the use? I can"t dine," he uttered argumentatively. "I"m not going to change a note, and I won"t dine. I"ve no Club. There"s not a fellow I can see who"ll ask me to dine. I"ll lounge along home. There is some Sherry there."
But Algernon bore vividly in mind that he did not approve of that Sherry.
"I"ve heard of fellows frying sausages at home, and living on something like two shillings a day," he remarked in meditation; and then it struck him that Mrs. Lovell"s parcel of returned jewels lay in one of his drawers at home--that is, if the laundress had left the parcel untouched.
In an agony of alarm, he called a cab, and drove hotly to the Temple.
Finding the packet safe, he put a couple of rings and the necklace with the opal in his waistcoat pocket. The cabman must be paid, of course; so a jewel must be p.a.w.ned. Which shall it be? diamond or opal? Change a dozen times and let it be the trinket in the right hand--the opal; let it be the opal. How much would the opal fetch? The p.a.w.nbroker can best inform us upon that point. So he drove to the p.a.w.nbroker; one whom he knew. The p.a.w.nbroker offered him five-and-twenty pounds on the security of the opal.
"What on earth is it that people think disgraceful in your entering a p.a.w.nbroker"s shop?" Algernon asked himself when, taking his ticket and the five-and-twenty pounds, he repelled the stare of a man behind a neighbouring part.i.tion.
"There are not many of that sort in the kingdom," he said to the p.a.w.nbroker, who was loftily fondling the unlucky opal.
"Well--h"m; perhaps there"s not;" the p.a.w.nbroker was ready to admit it, now that the arrangement had been settled.
"I shan"t be able to let you keep it long."
"As quick back as you like, sir."
Algernon noticed as he turned away that the man behind the part.i.tion, who had more the look of a dapper young shopman than of a needy pet.i.tioner for loans or securities, stretched over the counter to look at the opal; and he certainly heard his name p.r.o.nounced. It enraged him; but policy counselled a quiet behaviour in this place, and no quarrelling with his p.a.w.nbroker. Besides, his whole nature cried out for dinner. He dined and had his wine; as good, he ventured to a.s.sert, as any man could get for the money; for he knew the hotels with the venerable cellars.
"I should have made a first-rate courier to a millionaire," he said, with scornful candour, but without abusing the disposition of things which had ordered his being a gentleman. Subsequently, from his having sat so long over his wine without moving a leg, he indulged in the belief that he had reflected profoundly; out of which depths he started, very much like a man who has dozed, and felt a discomfort in his limbs and head.
"I must forget myself," he said. Nor was any grave mentor by, to a.s.sure him that his tragic state was the issue of an evil digestion of his dinner and wine. "I must forget myself. I"m under some doom. I see it now. n.o.body cares for me. I don"t know what happiness is. I was born under a bad star. My fate"s written." Following his youthful wisdom, this wounded hart dragged his slow limbs toward the halls of brandy and song.
One learns to have compa.s.sion for fools, by studying them: and the fool, though Nature is wise, is next door to Nature. He is naked in his simplicity; he can tell us much, and suggest more. My excuse for dwelling upon him is, that he holds the link of my story. Where fools are numerous, one of them must be prominent now and then in a veracious narration. There comes an hour when the veil drops on him, he not being always clean to the discreeter touch.
Algernon was late at the Bank next day, and not cheerful, though he received his customary reprimand with submission. This day was after the pattern of the day preceding, except that he did not visit the Park; the night likewise.
On Wednesday morning, he arose with the conviction that England was no place for him to dwell in. What if Rhoda were to accompany him to one of the colonies? The idea had been gradually taking shape in his mind from the moment that he had possessed the Thousand. Could she not make b.u.t.ter and cheeses capitally, while he rode on horseback through s.p.a.ce? She was a strong girl, a loyal girl, and would be a grateful wife.
"I"ll marry her," he said; and hesitated. "Yes, I"ll marry her." But it must be done immediately.
He resolved to run down to Wrexby, rejoice her with a declaration of love, astound her with a proposal of marriage, bewilder her little brain with hurrying adjectives, whisk her up to London, and in little more than a week be sailing on the high seas, new born; nothing of civilization about him, save a few last very first-rate cigars which he projected to smoke on the p.o.o.p of the vessel, and so dream of the world he left behind.
He went down to the Bank in better spirits, and there wrote off a straightforward demand of an interview, to Rhoda, hinting at the purpose of it. While at his work, he thought of Harry Latters and Lord Suckling, and the folly of his dining with men in his present position.
Settling-day, it or yesterday might be, but a colonist is not supposed to know anything of those arrangements. One of his fellow-clerks reminded him of a loan he had contracted, and showed him his name written under obligatory initials. He paid it, ostentatiously drawing out one of his fifties. Up came another, with a similar strip of paper.
"You don"t want me to change this, do you?" said Algernon; and heard a tale of domestic needs--and a grappling landlady. He groaned inwardly: "Odd that I must pay for his landlady being a vixen!" The note was changed; the debt liquidated. On the door-step, as he was going to lunch, old Anthony waylaid him, and was almost noisily persistent in demanding his one pound three and his five pound ten. Algernon paid the sums, ready to believe that there was a suspicion abroad of his intention to become a colonist.
He employed the luncheon hour in a visit to a colonial shipping office, and nearly ran straight upon Sedgett at the office-door. The woman who had hailed him from the cab, was in Sedgett"s company, but Sedgett saw no one. His head hung and his sullen brows were drawn moodily. Algernon escaped from observation. His first inquiry at the office was as to the business of the preceding couple, and he was satisfied by hearing that Sedgett wanted berths for himself and wife.
"Who"s the woman, I wonder!" Algernon thought, and forgot her.