"--Was disgraced. A vastly fine achievement, surely. But where are you to stop? You will be shaming the King next by outwalking him. Pray, how did the duke appear as he was going into the Serpentine?"
"You have heard?" I exclaimed, the trick she had played me dawning upon me.
"Upon my word, Richard, you are more of a simpleton than I thought you.
Have you not seen your newspaper this morning?"
I explained how it was that I had not. She took up the Chronicle.
""This Mr. Carvel has made no inconsiderable noise since his arrival in town, and yesterday crowned his performances by defeating publicly a n.o.ble duke at a riding match in Hyde Park, before half the quality of the kingdom. His Lordship of March and Ruglen acted as umpire." There, sir, was I not right to beg Sir John Fielding to put you in safe keeping until your grandfather can send for you?"
I made to seize the paper, but she held it from me.
""If Mr. Carvel remains long enough in England, he bids fair to share the talk of Mayfair with a certain honourable young gentleman of Brooks"s and the Admiralty, whose debts and doings now furnish most of the gossip for the clubs and the card tables. Their names are both connected with this contest. "Tis whispered that the wager upon which the match was ridden arose--"" here Dolly stopped shortly, her colour mounting, and cried out with a stamp of her foot. "You are not content to bring publicity upon yourself, who deserve it, but must needs drag innocent names into the newspapers."
"What have they said?" I demanded, ready to roll every printer in London in the kennel.
"Nay, you may read for yourself," said she. And, flinging the paper in my lap, left the room.
They had not said much more, Heaven be praised. But I was angry and mortified as I had never been before, realizing for the first time what a botch I had made of my stay in London. In great dejection, I was picking up my hat to leave the house, when Mrs. Manners came in upon me, and insisted that I should stay for dinner. She was very white, and seemed troubled and preoccupied, and said that Mr. Manners had come back from York with a cold on his chest, but would insist upon joining the party to Vauxhall on Monday. I asked her when she was going to the baths, and suggested that the change would do her good. Indeed, she looked badly.
"We are not going, Richard," she replied; "Dorothy will not hear of it. In spite of the doctor she says she is not ill, and must attend at Vauxhall, too. You are asked?"
I said that Mr. Storer had included me. I am sure, from the way she looked at me, that she did not heed my answer. She appeared to hesitate on the verge of a speech, and glanced once or twice at the doors.
"Richard, I suppose you are old enough to take care of yourself, tho"
you seem still a child to me. I pray you will be careful, my boy," she said, with something of the affection she had always borne me, "for your grandfather"s sake, I pray you will run into no more danger. I--we are your old friends, and the only ones here to advise you."
She stopped, seemingly, to weigh the wisdom of what was to come next, while I leaned forward with an eagerness I could not hide. Was she to speak of the Duke of Chartersea? Alas, I was not to know. For at that moment Dorothy came back to inquire why I was not gone to the cudgelling at the Three Hats. I said I had been invited to stay to dinner.
"Why, I have writ a note asking Comyn," said she. "Do you think the house will hold you both?"
His Lordship came in as we were sitting down, bursting with some news, and he could hardly wait to congratulate Dolly on her recovery before he delivered it.
"Why, Richard," says the dog, "what do you think some wag has done now?
They believe at Brooks"s "twas that jackanapes of a parson, Dr. Warner, who was there yesterday with March." He drew a clipping from his pocket.
"Listen, Miss Dolly:
"On Wednesday did a carter see His Grace, the Duke of Ch-rt--s-a, As plump and helpless as a bag, A-straddle of a big-boned nag.
"Lord, Sam!" the carter loudly yelled, On by this wondrous sight impelled, "We"ll run and watch this n.o.ble gander Master a steed, like Alexander."
But, when the carter reached the Row, His Grace had left it, long ago.
Bucephalus had leaped the green, The duke was in the Serpentine.
The fervent wish of all good men That he may ne"er come out again!""
Comyn"s impudence took my breath, tho" the experiment interested me not a little. My lady was pleased to laugh at the doggerel, and even Mrs.
Manners. Its effect upon Mr. Marmaduke was not so spontaneous. His smile was half-hearted. Indeed, the little gentleman seemed to have lost his spirits, and said so little (for him), that I was encouraged to corner him that very evening and force him to a confession. But I might have known he was not to be caught. It appeared almost as if he guessed my purpose, for as soon as ever the claret was come on, he excused himself, saying he was promised to Lady Harrington, who wanted one.
Comyn and I departed early on account of Dorothy. She had denied a dozen who had left cards upon her.
"Egad, Richard," said my Lord, when we had got to my lodgings, "I made him change colour, did I not? Do you know how the little fool looks to me? "Od"s life, he looks hunted, and cursed near brought to earth.
We must fetch this thing to a point, Richard. And I am wondering what Chartersea"s next move will be," he added thoughtfully.
CHAPTER x.x.xIX. HOLLAND HOUSE
On the morrow, as I was setting out to dine at Brooks"s, I received the following on a torn slip of paper: "Dear Richard, we shall have a good show to-day you may care to see." It was signed "Fox," and dated at St. Stephen"s. I lost no time in riding to Westminster, where I found a flock of excited people in Parliament Street and in the Palace Yard. And on climbing the wide stone steps outside and a narrower flight within I was admitted directly into the august presence of the representatives of the English people. They were in a most prodigious and unseemly state of uproar.
What a place is old St. Stephen"s Chapel, over St. Mary"s in the Vaults, for the great Commons of England to gather! It is scarce larger or more imposing than our own a.s.sembly room in the Stadt House in Annapolis.
St. Stephen"s measures but ten yards by thirty, with a narrow gallery running along each side for visitors. In one of these, by the rail, I sat down suffocated, bewildered, and deafened. And my first impression out of the confusion was of the bewigged speaker enthroned under the royal arms, sore put to restore order. On the table in front of him lay the great mace of the Restoration. Three chandeliers threw down their light upon the mob of honourable members, and I wondered what had put them into this state of uproar.
Presently, with the help of a kind stranger on my right, who was occasionally making shorthand notes, I got a few bearings. That was the Treasury Bench, where Lord North sat (he was wide awake, now). And there was the Government side. He pointed out Barrington and Weymouth and Jerry Dyson and Sandwich, and Rigby in the court suit of purple velvet with the sword thrust through the pocket. I took them all in, as some of the worst enemies my country had in Britain. Then my informant seemed to hesitate, and made bold to ask my persuasion. When I told him I was a Whig, and an American, he begged the favour of my hand.
"There, sir," he cried excitedly, "that stout young gentleman with the black face and eyebrows, and the blacker heart, I may say,--the one dressed in the fantastical costume called by a French name,--is Mr.
Charles Fox. He has been sent by the devil himself, I believe, to ruin this country. "Ods, sir, that devil Lord Holland begot him. He is but one and twenty, but his detestable arts have saved North"s neck from Burke and Wedderburn on two occasions this year."
"And what has happened to-day?" I asked, smiling.
The stranger smiled, too.
"Why, sir," he answered, raising his voice above the noise; "if you have been in London any length of time, you will have read the account, with comment, of the Duke of Grafton"s speech in the Lords, signed Domitian.
Their Lordships well know it should have been over a greater signature.
This afternoon his Grace of Manchester was talking in the Upper House about the Spanish troubles, when Lord Gower arose and desired that the place might be cleared of strangers, lest some Castilian spy might lurk under the gallery. That was directed against us of the press, sir, and their Lordships knew it. "Ad"s heart, sir, there was a riot, the house servants tumbling everybody out, and Mr. Burke and Mr. Dunning in the boot, who were gone there on the business of this house to present a bill. Those gentlemen are but just back, calling upon the commons to revenge them and vindicate their honour. And my Lord North looks troubled, as you will mark, for the matter is like to go hard against his Majesty"s friends. But hush, Mr. Burke is to speak."
The horse fell quiet to listen, and my friend began to ply his shorthand industriously. I leaned forward with a sharp curiosity to see this great friend of America. He was dressed in a well-worn suit of brown, and I recall a decided Irish face, and a more decided Irish accent, which presently I forgot under the spell of his eloquence. I have heard it said he had many defects of delivery. He had none that day, or else I was too little experienced to note them. Afire with indignation, he told how the deputy black rod had hustled him like a vagabond or a thief, and he called the House of Lords a bear garden. He was followed by Dunning, in a still more inflammatory mood, until it seemed as if all the King"s friends in the Lower House must desert their confederates in the Upper. No less important a retainer than Mr. Onslow moved a policy of retaliation, and those that were left began to act like the Egyptians when they felt the Red Sea under them. They nodded and whispered in their consternation.
It was then that Mr. Fox got calmly up before the pack of frightened mercenaries and argued (G.o.d save the mark!) for moderation. He had the ear of the house in a second, and he spoke with all the confidence--this youngster who had just reached his majority--he had used with me before his intimates. I gaped with astonishment and admiration. The Lords, said he, had plainly meant no insult to this honourable house, nor yet to the honourable members. They had aimed at the common enemies of man, the printers. And for this their heat was more than pardonable. My friend at my side stopped his writing to swear under his breath. "Look at "em!"
he cried; "they are turning already. He could argue Swedenborg into popery!"
The deserters were coming back to the ranks, indeed, and North and Dyson and Weymouth had ceased to look haggard, and were wreathed in smiles. In vain did Mr. Burke harangue them in polished phrase. It was a language North and Company did not understand, and cared not to learn. Their young champion spoke the more worldly and cynical tongue of White"s and Brooks"s, with its shorter sentences and absence of formality. And even as the devil can quote Scripture to his purpose, Mr. Fox quoted history and the cla.s.sics, with plenty more that was not above the heads of the booted and spurred country squires. And thus, for the third time, he earned the grat.i.tude of his gracious Majesty.
"Well, Richard," said he, slipping his arm through mine as we came out into Parliament Street, "I promised you some sport. Have you enjoyed it?"
I was forced to admit that I had.
"Let us to the "Thatched House," and have supper privately," he suggested. "I do not feel like a company to-night." We walked on for some time in silence. Presently he said:
"You must not leave us, Richard. You may go home to see your grandfather die, and when you come back I will see about getting you a little borough for what my father paid for mine. And you shall marry Dorothy, and perchance return in ten years as governor of a princ.i.p.ality. That is, after we"ve ruined you at the club. How does that prospect sit?"
I wondered at the mood he was in, that made him choose me rather than the adulation and applause he was sure to receive at Brooks"s for the part he had played that night. After we had satisfied our hunger,--for neither of us had dined,--and poured out a bottle of claret, he looked up at me quizzically.
"I have not heard you congratulate me," he said.
"Nor will you," I replied, laughing.
"I like you the better for it, Richard. "Twas a d.a.m.ned poor performance, and that"s truth."