Washington Post: "Leonard remains the uncontested master of the crime thriller. This latest one, ranking up there with his best, secures his hold on the t.i.tle."
From the novel: Ocala Police picked up Dale Crowe Junior for weaving, two o"clock in the morning, crossing the center line and having a busted taillight. Then while Dale was blowing a point-one-nine they put his name and date of birth into the national crime computer and learned he was a fugitive felon, wanted on a three-year-old charge of Unlawful Flight to Avoid Incarceration. A few days later Raylan Givens, with the Marshal Service, came up from Palm Beach County to take Dale back and the Ocala Police wondered about Raylan.
How come if he was a federal officer and Dale Crowe Junior was wanted on a state charge... He told them he was with FAST, the Fugitive Apprehension Strike Team, a.s.signed to the Sheriff"s Office in West Palm. And that was pretty much all the marshal said. They wondered too, since he was alone, how he"d be able to drive and keep an eye on his prisoner. Dale Crowe Junior had been convicted of a third-degree five-year felony, Battery of a Police Officer, and was looking at additional time on the fugitive warrant. Dale Junior might feel he had nothing to lose on the trip south. He was a rangy kid with the build of a college athlete, bigger than the marshal in his blue suit and cowboy boots - the marshal calm though, not appearing to be the least apprehensive. He said the West Palm strike team was shorthanded at the moment, the reason he was alone, but believed he would manage.
Out of Sight (1996) Jack Foley was busting out of Florida"s Glades Prison when he ran head-on into Karen Sisco with a shotgun. Suddenly the world-cla.s.s gentleman felon was sharing a cramped car trunk with a disarmed federal marshal - whose Chanel suit cost more than the take from Foley"s last bank job - and the chemistry was working overtime. Here"s a lady Jack could fall for in a big way, if she weren"t a dedicated representative of the law that he breaks for a living. And as soon as she escapes, he"s already missing her. But there are some seriously bad men and a major score waiting for Jack in Motown. And there"s a good chance that when his path crosses Karen"s again, she"s going to be there for business, not pleasure.
New York Daily News: "Cool and fun.... A sly romance about the missed connections of life, which is also a h.e.l.l of a comedy crime caper with a fine cast of sociopaths, misfits, and losers."
From the novel: From the covered crawl s.p.a.ce beneath the prison chapel to the gra.s.s just beyond the razor wire perimeter fence. They had been digging since before Christmas with their hands and a broken shovel, using sc.r.a.p lumber from the construction site of a new wing being added to the chapel to sh.o.r.e up the walls of the tunnel. It was Christmas Day, Foley happen to see Chino and Lulu come out of the ficus bushes in front of the chapel, their faces streaked with black dirt, muck, but wearing clean blues. What were they doing, making out in the bushes? That wasn"t Chino"s style, so Foley the fight fan said, "Don"t tell me about it "less you want to." And Chino said this time to his Anglo friend, "You want to go with us?"
Foley said he didn"t want any part of it - only three feet of crawl s.p.a.ce underneath the chapel, pitch-dark in there, maybe run into f.u.c.king mole rats face-toface. No thanks. He"d said to Chino. "Don"t you know you"re digging through Everglades muck? I"ve talked to people. They say it"s wet and"ll cave in on you." Chino said, yeah, that"s what people thought, but the tunnel only caved in once....
Foley said to Chino that Christmas Day, "If I caught on, how come none of the hacks have?"
Be Cool (1999) After one triumph and one flop, Mafia loansharkturned-Hollywood producer Chili Palmer is desperate for another hit ... of the celluloid sort. And when a similarly relocated former mob a.s.sociate takes a hit of the bullet-in-the-brain variety while they"re power-lunching, Chili begins to see all kinds of story possibilities. The whacked recording company mogul"s midday demise is leading Chili into the twisted world of rock stars, pop divas, and hip-hop gangstas, which is rife with drama, jealousy, and betrayal - all the stuff that makes big box office. Tinsel Town had better take cover, because Chili Palmer"s working on another movie. And that"s when people tend to die die.
Washington Post Book World: "Superior, stunningly alive writing.... Be Cool Be Cool is another boss entry in an incredible body of work." is another boss entry in an incredible body of work."
From the novel: The front door of the sedan opened and the guy with the rug got out. A wiry little guy fifty or so wearing some Korean girl"s hair so he"d look younger. Chili felt sorry for him, the guy not knowing the rug made him look stupid. Somebody ought to tell him, and then duck.
He looked like the kind of little guy who was always on the muscle, would take anything you said the wrong way. Chili saw him looking toward Swingers no, staring. Then saw him raise both hands, Christ, holding a revolver, a nickelplate flashing in the sunlight, the guy extending the gun in one hand now, straight out at arm"s length as Chili yelled, "Tommy!" Loud but too late. The guy with the rug was firing at Tommy, squeezing them off like he was on a target range, the sound of gunfire hitting the air hard, and all at once here were screams, chairs sc.r.a.ping, people throwing themselves to the ground as the plate gla.s.s shattered behind Tommy still in his chair, head down, broken gla.s.s all over him, in his hair... Chili saw the guy with the rug standing there taking in what he had done. Saw him turn to the car, the door still open, and put his hand inside on the windowsill. But now he took time to look this way, to stare at Chili. Took a good look before he got in and drove the car off.
Pagan Babies (2000) Father Terry Dunn thought he"d seen everything on the mean streets of Detroit, but that was before he went on a little retreat to Rwanda to evade a tax-fraud indictment. Now the whiskey-drinking, Nine Inch Nails T-shirt-wearing padre is back trying to hustle up a score to help the little orphans of Rwanda. But the fund-raising gets complicated when a former tattletale cohort pops up on Terry"s tail. And then there"s the lovely Debbie Dewey. A freshly sprung ex-con turned stand-up comic, Debbie needs some fast cash, too, to settle an old score. Now they"re in together for a bigger payoff than either could finagle alone. After all, it makes sense ... unless Father Terry is working a con of his own.
Entertainment Weekly: "Wildly entertaining."
From the novel: The church had become a tomb where forty-seven bodies turned to leather and stains had been lying on the concrete floor the past five years, though not lying where they had been shot with Kalashnikovs or hacked to death with machetes. The benches had been removed and the bodies rea.s.sembled: men, women and small children laid in rows of skulls and spines, femurs, fragments of cloth stuck to mummified remains, many of the adults missing feet, all missing bones that had been carried off by scavenging dogs.
Since the living world no longer enter the church, Fr. Terry Dunn heard confessions in the yard of the rectory, in the shade of the old pines and silver eucalyptus trees.
"Bless me, Fatha, for I have sin. It has been two months from the last time I come to Confession. Since then I am fornicating with a woman from Gisenyi three times only and this is all I have done."
They would seem to fill their mouths with the English words pro-nounc-ing each one carefully, with an accent Terry believed was heard only in Africa. He gave fornicators ten Our Fathers and ten Hail Marys, murmured what pa.s.sed for an absolution while the penitent said the Act of Contrition, and dismissed them with a reminder to love G.o.d and sin no more.
"Fire in the Hole" (2001) In Elmore Leonard"s first original e-book, U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens (featured in p.r.o.nto p.r.o.nto and and Riding the Rap Riding the Rap) returns to the eastern Kentucky coal-mining country of his youth. When Boyd Crowder, a mail-order-ordained minister who doesn"t believe in paying his income taxes, decides to blow up the IRS building in Cincinnati, Givens is asked by the local marshal to intervene. This sets up an inevitable confrontation between two men on opposite sides of the law who still have a lingering respect for each other. Throw into the mix Boyd"s sister-in-law, Ava, who carries a torch for Raylan along with a deer rifle, and you"ve got a funny, adrenaline-charged story only Elmore Leonard could have written.
Book Page: ""Fire in the Hole," is cla.s.sic Leonard, even if the medium is not."
From the story: They had dug coal together as young men and then lost touch over the years. Now it looked like they"d be meeting again, this time as lawman and felon, Raylan Givens and Boyd Crowder.
Boyd did six years in a federal penitentiary for refusing to pay his income tax, came out and found religion. He received his ordination by mail order from a Bible college in South Carolina and formed a sect he called Christian Aggression. The next thing he did, Boyd formed the East Kentucky Militia with a cadre of neo-n.a.z.i skinheads, a bunch of boys wearing Doc Martens and swastika tattoos. They were all natural-born racists and haters of authority, but still had to be taught what Boyd called "the laws of White Supremacy as laid down by the Lord," which he took from Christian Ident.i.ty doctrines. Next thing, he trained these boys in the use of explosives and automatic weapons. He told them they were now members of Crowder"s Commandos, sworn to take up the fight for freedom against the coming Mongrel World Order and the govermint"s illegal tax laws.
Tishomingo Blues (2002) Daredevil Dennis Lenahan has brought his act to the Tishomingo Lodge & Casino in Tunica, Mississippi - diving off an eighty-foot ladder into nine feet of water for the amus.e.m.e.nt of gamblers, gangsters, and luscious belles. His riskiest feat, however, was witnessing a Dixie-style mob execution while atop his diving platform. Robert Taylor saw the hit also. A blues-loving Detroit hustler touring the Southland in a black Jaguar, Taylor"s got his own secret agenda re the "Cornbread Cosa Nostra," and he wants Dennis in on the game. But there"s a lot more in Robert Taylor"s pocket than a photo of his lynched great-grandfather. And high-diver Dennis could be about to take a long, fatal fall - right into a mess of hoop skirts, Civil War playacting ... and more trouble than he ever dreamed possible.
Entertainment Weekly: "G.o.d bless Elmore Leonard. Grade A."
Detroit Free Press: "Elmore Leonard is back at his sly, finger-popping best."
Los Angeles Times Book Review: "Tishomingo Blues is typical Elmore Leonard. Who could ask for anything more? is typical Elmore Leonard. Who could ask for anything more?
From the novel: Newton Hoon sat in his trailer with a jelly gla.s.s of bourbon watching the news: that little TV girl with the two last names in the woods showing where James Rein and Eugene Dean had shot each other, saying both men were from Tunica but nothing about Rose.
There she was now in the glade saying this was where Arlen Novis, former Tunica County sheriff"s deputy, and Detroit realtor Germano Mularoni staged their duel, calling them reenactors in a senseless confrontation of views that resulted in each man"s death. Oh, is that right? No mention of Walter. No mention of the smoke or the two greasers - Newton thinking of the one he"d asked that time where the n.i.g.g.e.r was and the one said he"d gone to f.u.c.k your wife. It had set him off, sure, even knowing it wasn"t true. One, Myrna wasn"t ever home, she played bingo every night of her life. And two, not even a smoke"d want to f.u.c.k her, Myrna going four hundred pounds on the hoof. Try and find the wet spot on her.
When the Women Come Out to Dance (2002) In this collection of short fiction, Elmore Leonard demonstrates the superb characterizations, dead-on dialogue, vivid atmosphere, and driving plotting that have made him a household name. And once more, this master of crime ill.u.s.trates that the line between the law and the lawbreakers is not as firm as we might think.
Federal Marshall Karen Sisco, from the bestselling novel Out of Sight Out of Sight, returns in "Karen Makes Out," once again inadvertently mixing pleasure with business. In "Fire in the Hole," Raylan Givens, last seen in Riding the Rap Riding the Rap and and p.r.o.nto p.r.o.nto, meets up with an old friend, but they"re now on different sides of the law. In the t.i.tle story, "When the Women Come Out to Dance," Mrs. Mahmood gets more than she bargains for when she conspires with her maid to end her unhappy marriage. In all nine stories - each unique in its own right - reluctant heroes and laid-back lowlifes struggle for power, survival, and their fifteen minutes of fame.
Vivid, hilarious, and unfailingly human, these stories ring true with Elmore Leonard"s signature deadpan social observations and diabolical eye for the foibles of the good guys and the bad.
Contains: "Sparks"; "Hanging Out at the Buena Vista"; "Chisaw Charlie Hoak"; "When the Women Come Out to Dance"; "Fire in the Hole"; "Karen Makes Out"; "Hurrah for Capt. Early"; "The Tonto Woman"; "Tenkiller" "Sparks"; "Hanging Out at the Buena Vista"; "Chisaw Charlie Hoak"; "When the Women Come Out to Dance"; "Fire in the Hole"; "Karen Makes Out"; "Hurrah for Capt. Early"; "The Tonto Woman"; "Tenkiller"
From the collection: "Hanging Out at the Buena Vista"
They lived in a retirement village of cottages set among palm trees and bougainvillea, maids driving golf carts. The woman, Natalie, wore silk scarves to cover what was left of her hair, a lavender scarf the afternoon Vincent appeared at her door. He told her through the screen he thought it was time they met. She said from the chair she sat in most of the day, "It"s open," closed the book she was reading, a finger inside holding the page, and watched him come in in his khaki shorts and T-shirt.
"You didn"t have to get dressed up on my account."
She liked his smile and the way he said, "I was right. I"ve found someone I can talk to." "About what?" "Anything you want, except golf." "You"re in luck. I don"t play golf."
"I know you don"t. I checked." She liked his weathered look, his cap of white hair, uncombed. "You"re here by yourself?"
"On my own, the first time in fifty-seven years."
She laid the book on the table next to her. "So now you"re what, dating?" He liked the way she said it, with a straight face. "If you"re interested, Jerry Vale"s coming next week." "I can hardly wait." He said, "I like the way you wear your scarves. You"ve got style, kiddo."
"For an old broad? You should see me in a blond wig."
"A woman can get away with a good one. But you see a rug on a guy, every hair in place? You can always tell."
"That"s why you don"t comb your hair?" Again with the straight face. He shook his head.
"I made a decision," Vincent said. "No chemo, no surgery. Why bother? I"m eighty years old. You hang around too long, you end up with Alzheimer"s, like Howard. You know Howard? He puts on a suit and tie every day and calls on the ladies. Has no idea where he is."
"Howard"s been here. But now I think he and Pauline are going steady. Pauline"s the one with all the Barbie dolls." Natalie paused and said, "I"ll be eighty-two next month."
"You sure don"t look it."
"Not a day over, what, seventy-five?"
"I"ll tell you something," Vincent said. "You"re the best-looking woman here, and that"s counting the maids and the ones that pa.s.s for nurses. Some are okay, but they all have big b.u.t.ts. You notice that? Hospitals, the same thing. I"ve made a study: The majority of women who work in health care are seriously overweight."
The Westerns The Bounty Hunters (1953, the first Elmore Leonard novel) (1953, the first Elmore Leonard novel) The old Apache renegade Soldado Viejo is hiding out in Mexico, and the Arizona Department Adjutant has selected two men to hunt him down. One - Dave Flynn - knows war, the land, and the nature of his prey. The other is a kid lieutenant named Bowers. But there"s a different kind of war happening in Soyopa. And if Flynn and his young a.s.sociate choose the wrong allies - and the wrong enemy - they won"t be getting out alive.
The Independent (London): "One of the most successful Western writers of his day ... Leonard"s career as a novelist began with (London): "One of the most successful Western writers of his day ... Leonard"s career as a novelist began with The Bounty Hunters The Bounty Hunters."
From the novel: Rellis"s lip curled, grinning. "Mostly when I see a p.i.s.sant I just step on him."
"Rellis - " It came unexpectedly, with the sound of the screen door closing.
As Rellis turned his head sharply, the grin died on his face.
Flynn stood in from the doorway. He came on a few strides and stopped, his eyes on Rellis, his right hand unb.u.t.toning his coat.
Rellis wasn"t loose now. "I ... was just asking where you were, Flynn."
"I heard you asking."
"Listen, I didn"t have any part in killing your friend."
"Rellis," Flynn said quietly, "you"re a liar."
"You got no cause to say that."
Flynn moved toward Rellis. "It"s said." He paused, watching Rellis" eyes. "I"m going outside. I"ll expect to see you within the next few minutes ... with your gun in your hand."
The Law at Randado (1954) Phil Sundeen thinks Deputy Sheriff Kirby Frye is just a green local kid with a tin badge. And when the wealthy cattle baron"s men drag two prisoners from Frye"s jail and hang them from a high tree, there"s nothing the untried young lawman can do about it. But Kirby"s got more grit than Sundeen and his hired muscles bargained for. They can beat the boy and humiliate him, but they can"t make him forget the job he has sworn to do. The cattleman has money, fear, and guns on his side, but Kirby Frye"s the law in this G.o.dforsaken corner of the Arizona Territories. And he"ll drag Sundeen and his killers straight to h.e.l.l himself to prove it.
USA Today: "Leonard has penned some of the best Western fiction ever."
From the novel: Frye felt the anger hot on his face. "Doesn"t killing two men mean anything to you?"
"You picked yourself a beauty," Sundeen said to no one in particular. "Why does he pack that gun if he"s so against killin"?"
Jordan said, "Maybe it makes him feel important."
"Now if it was me," Sundeen said, "I wouldn"t pick a deputy that whined like a woman."
Jordan was looking at Frye. "Maybe that"s what this deputy is ... only dressed up like a man.
Sundeen grinned. "Maybe we ought to take his pants off and find out."
Frye held his eyes on Sundeen. Just Sundeen - he felt his anger mounting. "Sundeen, if you want to try, stop by the jail tomorrow."
Escape from Five Shadows (1956) No one breaks out of the brutal convict labor camp at Five Shadows - but Corey Bowen is ready to die trying. They framed him to put him in there, and beat him b.l.o.o.d.y and nearly dead after his last escape attempt. He"ll have help this time - from a lady with murder on her mind and a debt to pay back. Because freedom isn"t enough for primed dynamite like Bowen. And he won"t leave the corrupt desert h.e.l.l behind him until a few scores are settled ... permanently.
Dallas Morning News: "As welcome as a thunderstorm in a dry spell."
From the novel: "I"m giving you warning now," Renda said, including all the convicts. "One more out of line and somebody shoots. You"ll even think before spitting over the side of the wagon. You hesitate one second when you"re told to do something, you"re dead. You take one step in the wrong direction and you won"t know what hit you."
He turned to Bowen suddenly. "You understand that?"
Bowen nodded, looking up at Renda.
"Listen," Renda said, "I"ll tell you something else. That stunt you pulled a while back ... jumping off the wagon. You wouldn"t get just twenty days for it the second time."
He looked over the convicts. "You get past the guards, the Mimbres have got orders to take your scalp. You won"t be brought back here ... just part of you. To prove you"re dead."
Last Stand at Saber River (1959) A one-armed man stood before Denaman"s store, and the girl named Luz was scared. Paul Cable could see that from the rise two hundred yards away, just as he could see that everything had changed while he was away fighting for the Confederacy. He just didn"t know how much. Cable and his family rode down to Denaman"s store and faced the one-armed man. Then they heard the story, about the Union Army and two brothers - and a beautiful woman - who had taken over Cable"s spread and weren"t going to give it back. For Paul Cable the war hadn"t ended at all. Among the men at Saber River, some would be his enemies, some might have been his friends, but no one was going to take his future away - not with words, not with treachery, and not with guns.
New York Daily News: "Very tough and realistic."
From the novel: Cable stood over Dancey with the Walker Colt in his hand. It was c.o.c.ked and pointing directly at Dancey"s head. Joe Bob and Royce said nothing.
Dancey said, "You"re not proving anything with that gun in your hand."
"I don"t have anything to prove."
Royce said, "You think we won"t be back?"
Cable"s gaze shifted. "You"ll ride into a double load of buckshot if you do."
Royce seemed to grin. "Man, you"re made to order. Duane"s going to have some fun with you."
Dancey"s eyes held on Cable. "So one man"s going to stand us off."
"That"s all it"s taken so far."
Hombre (1961) John Russell has been raised as an Apache. Now he"s on his way to live as a white man. But when the stagecoach pa.s.sengers learn who he is, they want nothing to do with him - until outlaws ride down on them and they must rely on Russell"s guns and his ability to lead them out of the desert. He can"t ride with them, but they must walk with him or die.
Western Writers of America: "One of the twenty-five best Western novels of all time."
San Francisco Chronicle: "Thrilling."
From the novel: ["Carl Everett Allen" is recalling how he came to write this account.]
At first I wasn"t sure at all where to begin. When I asked advice, this man from the Florence Enterprise Florence Enterprise said begin at the beginning, the day the coach departed from Sweetmary with everybody aboard. Which sounded fine until I got to doing it. Then I saw it wasn"t the beginning at all. There was too much to explain at one time. Who the people were, where they were going and all. Also, starting there didn"t tell enough about John Russell. said begin at the beginning, the day the coach departed from Sweetmary with everybody aboard. Which sounded fine until I got to doing it. Then I saw it wasn"t the beginning at all. There was too much to explain at one time. Who the people were, where they were going and all. Also, starting there didn"t tell enough about John Russell.
He is the person this story is mainly about. If it had not been for him, we would all be dead and there wouldn"t be anybody telling this. So I will begin with the first time I ever saw John Russell....
[S]ome of my ideas about John Russell at the time are embarra.s.sing to put on paper. But I was advised to imagine I was telling it to a good friend and not worry about what other people might think. Which is what I have done. If there"s anything anybody wants to skip, like innermost thoughts in places, just go ahead.
The Moonshine War (1969) The hill folk of Broke-Leg Country, Kentucky, believed that if the good Lord meant for corn to grow, He also meant for it to be distilled, in spite of the pa.s.sage of a Federal law called the 18th Amendment, or Prohibition. And if a man wanted to get some really good sippin" whiskey, Son Martin was the one to see. Son not only made the best moonshine in the area, but it was rumored that he had hidden somewhere on his hill farm his old daddy"s cache of 150 barrels of eight-year old corn whiskey. Of course n.o.body had ever found any of the liquor, but Son never said that it wasn"t there.
Then one day the tranquility of Broke-Leg County was interrupted by the sudden appearance of Frank Long, an old army buddy of Son"s who knew about the whiskey and was not a Prohibition agent. But his presence had a different purpose than his job as a revenue man. Frank wanted the hidden whiskey to bootleg on his own, and he was willing to use his official position to get it.
In the attempt, he set neighbor against neighbor, and the Moonshine War was on. Involved were Prohibition agents, Louisville gangsters, and local moonshiners, and as the hills of Kentucky rang with their gunshots, each side fought to learn Son"s secret. As the bullets got thicker, Son was left alone, standing on his principles and waiting for his chance to bring the War to its startling and unexpected climax.
The New York Times: "Before Leonard tackled Detroit"s mean streets, he turned out a handful of backwoods crime novels, including this rough-edged little jewel. It"s no surprise that the Big Boys want to take over Son Martin"s still. After all, Son makes the best whiskey in Marlett, Kentucky: "He let his mash sit a full six or seven days and didn"t put a lot of devilment in it, like buckeye beans or carbide or lye." Archetypes fly as fast as fists in this mythic exploration of the rugged individualist as whiskey-maker."
Valdez Is Coming (1970) They laughed at Roberto Valdez and then ignored him. But when a dark-skinned man was holed up in a shack with a gun, they sent the part-time town constable to deal with the problem - and made sure he had no choice but to gun the fugitive down. Trouble was, Valdez killed an innocent man. And when he asked for justice - and some money for the dead man"s woman - they beat Valdez and tied him to a cross. They were still laughing when Valdez came back. And then they began to die...
USA Today: "Although known for his mysteries, Leonard has penned some of the best Western fiction ever, including Valdez Is Coming Valdez Is Coming."
Washington Post Book World: "A Leonard novel that still holds up as one of his very best."
From the novel: "Your minute"s up, boy." Mr. Tanner glanced at his segundo again. "Teach him something."