""I don"t take much interest in politics," says Hicks, one day, "but I"d like you to tell me what you"re trying to do down here, Galloway?"
""We"re boosting General Rompiro, of course," says Denver. "We"re going to put him in the presidential chair. I"m his manager."
""Well," says Hicks, "if I was you I"d be a little slower about it.
You"ve got a long time ahead of you, you know."
""Not any longer than I need," says Denver.
"Denver went ahead and worked things smooth. He dealt out money on the quiet to his lieutenants, and they were always coming after it.
There was free drinks for everybody in town, and bands playing every night, and fireworks, and there was a lot of heelers going around buying up votes day and night for the new style of politics in Espiritu, and everybody liked it.
"The day set for the election was November 4th. On the night before Denver and me were smoking our pipes in headquarters, and in comes Hicks and unjoints himself, and sits in a chair, mournful. Denver is cheerful and confident. "Rompiro will win in a romp," says he.
"We"ll carry the country by 10,000. It"s all over but the vivas.
To-morrow will tell the tale."
""What"s going to happen to-morrow?" asks Hicks.
""Why, the presidential election, of course," says Denver.
""Say," says Hicks, looking kind of funny, "didn"t anybody tell you fellows that the election was held a week before you came? Congress changed the date to July 27th. Roadrickeys was elected by 17,000.
I thought you was booming old Rompiro for next term, two years from now. Wondered if you was going to keep up such a hot lick that long."
"I dropped my pipe on the floor. Denver bit the stem off of his.
Neither of us said anything.
"And then I heard a sound like somebody ripping a clapboard off of a barn-roof. "Twas Hicks laughing for the first time in eight years."
Sully Magoon paused while the waiter poured us a black coffee.
"Your friend was, indeed, something of a manager," I said.
"Wait a minute," said Sully, "I haven"t given you any idea of what he could do yet. That"s all to come.
"When we got back to New York there was General Rompiro waiting for us on the pier. He was dancing like a cinnamon bear, all impatient for the news, for Denver had just cabled him when we would arrive and nothing more.
""Am I elect?" he shouts. "Am I elect, friend of mine? Is that mine country have demand General Rompiro for the president? The last dollar of mine have I sent you that last time. It is necessario that I am elect. I have not more money. Am I elect, Senor Galloway?"
"Denver turns to me.
""Leave me with old Rompey, Sully," he says. "I"ve got to break it to him gently. "Twould be indecent for other eyes to witness the operation. This is the time, Sully," says he, "when old Denver has got to make good as a jollier and a silver-tongued sorcerer, or else give up all the medals he"s earned."
"A couple of days later I went around to the hotel. There was Denver in his old place, looking like the hero of two historical novels, and telling "em what a fine time he"d had down on his orange plantation in Florida.
""Did you fix things up with the General?" I asks him.
""Did I?" says Denver. "Come and see."
"He takes me by the arm and walks me to the dining-room door. There was a little chocolate-brown fat man in a dress suit, with his face shining with joy as he swelled himself and skipped about the floor.
Danged if Denver hadn"t made General Rompiro head waiter of the Hotel Brunswick!"
"Is Mr. Galloway still in the managing business?" I asked, as Mr.
Magoon ceased.
Sully shook his head.
"Denver married an auburn-haired widow that owns a big hotel in Harlem. He just helps around the place."
XIX
WHISTLING d.i.c.k"S CHRISTMAS STOCKING
It was with much caution that Whistling d.i.c.k slid back the door of the box-car, for Article 5716, City Ordinances, authorized (perhaps unconst.i.tutionally) arrest on suspicion, and he was familiar of old with this ordinance. So, before climbing out, he surveyed the field with all the care of a good general.
He saw no change since his last visit to this big, alms-giving, long-suffering city of the South, the cold weather paradise of the tramps. The levee where his freight-car stood was pimpled with dark bulks of merchandise. The breeze reeked with the well-remembered, sickening smell of the old tarpaulins that covered bales and barrels. The dun river slipped along among the shipping with an oily gurgle. Far down toward Chalmette he could see the great bend in the stream, outlined by the row of electric lights. Across the river Algiers lay, a long, irregular blot, made darker by the dawn which lightened the sky beyond. An industrious tug or two, coming for some early sailing ship, gave a few appalling toots, that seemed to be the signal for breaking day. The Italian luggers were creeping nearer their landing, laden with early vegetables and sh.e.l.lfish. A vague roar, subterranean in quality, from dray wheels and street cars, began to make itself heard and felt; and the ferryboats, the Mary Anns of water craft, stirred sullenly to their menial morning tasks.
Whistling d.i.c.k"s red head popped suddenly back into the car. A sight too imposing and magnificent for his gaze had been added to the scene. A vast, incomparable policeman rounded a pile of rice sacks and stood within twenty yards of the car. The daily miracle of the dawn, now being performed above Algiers, received the flattering attention of this specimen of munic.i.p.al official splendour. He gazed with unbiased dignity at the faintly glowing colours until, at last, he turned to them his broad back, as if convinced that legal interference was not needed, and the sunrise might proceed unchecked. So he turned his face to the rice bags, and, drawing a flat flask from an inside pocket, he placed it to his lips and regarded the firmament.
Whistling d.i.c.k, professional tramp, possessed a half-friendly acquaintance with this officer. They had met several times before on the levee at night, for the officer, himself a lover of music, had been attracted by the exquisite whistling of the shiftless vagabond.
Still, he did not care, under the present circ.u.mstances, to renew the acquaintance. There is a difference between meeting a policeman on a lonely wharf and whistling a few operatic airs with him, and being caught by him crawling out of a freight-car. So d.i.c.k waited, as even a New Orleans policeman must move on some time--perhaps it is a retributive law of nature--and before long "Big Fritz"
majestically disappeared between the trains of cars.
Whistling d.i.c.k waited as long as his judgment advised, and then slid swiftly to the ground. a.s.suming as far as possible the air of an honest labourer who seeks his daily toil, he moved across the network of railway lines, with the intention of making his way by quiet Girod Street to a certain bench in Lafayette Square, where, according to appointment, he hoped to rejoin a pal known as "Slick,"
this adventurous pilgrim having preceded him by one day in a cattle-car into which a loose slat had enticed him.
As Whistling d.i.c.k picked his way where night still lingered among the big, reeking, musty warehouses, he gave way to the habit that had won for him his t.i.tle. Subdued, yet clear, with each note as true and liquid as a bobolink"s, his whistle tinkled about the dim, cold mountains of brick like drops of rain falling into a hidden pool. He followed an air, but it swam mistily into a swirling current of improvisation. You could cull out the trill of mountain brooks, the staccato of green rushes shivering above chilly lagoons, the pipe of sleepy birds.
Rounding a corner, the whistler collided with a mountain of blue and bra.s.s.
"So," observed the mountain calmly, "You are already pack. Und dere vill not pe frost before two veeks yet! Und you haf forgotten how to vistle. Dere was a valse note in dot last bar."
"Watcher know about it?" said Whistling d.i.c.k, with tentative familiarity; "you wit yer little Gherman-band nixc.u.mrous chunes.
Watcher know about music? Pick yer ears, and listen agin. Here"s de way I whistled it--see?"
He puckered his lips, but the big policeman held up his hand.
"Shtop," he said, "und learn der right way. Und learn also dot a rolling shtone can"t vistle for a cent."
Big Fritz"s heavy moustache rounded into a circle, and from its depths came a sound deep and mellow as that from a flute. He repeated a few bars of the air the tramp had been whistling. The rendition was cold, but correct, and he emphasized the note he had taken exception to.
"Dot p is p natural, und not p vlat. Py der vay, you petter pe glad I meet you. Von hour later, und I vould half to put you in a gage to vistle mit der chail pirds. Der orders are to bull all der pums after sunrise."
"To which?"
"To bull der pums--eferybody mitout fisible means. Dirty days is der price, or fifteen tollars."